THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 06 Mar 2016, 04:48
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3168.png)
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MAY: "So, that 'zombie apocalypse' meme? It turns out that it's a real thing!"
MARIGOLD: "Please don't eat my brains?"
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May: "So it turns out this is an actual human head stuck on a robot body and painted blue! I knew I should have read that warranty more carefully."
Marigold: "Aaaaaah!"
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MAY: "" Your dishwasher sucks!"
MARIGOLD: "I don't HAVE a dishwasher!"
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May: "There was some old guy at the door demanding that I 'explain steampunk'. The conversation kind of went downhill from there."
Marigold: "God damn it!"
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May: "Hank is reclusive they said. Hank doesn't like social interaction outside the ring they said. But did I listen?? Noooooooo."
Marigold: "Why do they cal him the ....... Aiieeeeeeeeee."
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MAY: "" Your dishwasher sucks!"
MARIGOLD: "I don't HAVE a dishwasher!"
Alt-MARIGOLD: "Did you remember to set the dishwasher to gentle (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2027)? AAIIIEEE
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may: I told him not on the face but would he listen nooooooooo
marigold: oh gawd
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May: If you believe in the here-after, then you know what I'm here after.
Marigold: AAAAARGH!
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MAY: "" Your dishwasher sucks!"
MARIGOLD: "I don't HAVE a dishwasher!"
Alt-MARIGOLD: "Did you remember to set the dishwasher to gentle (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2027)? AAIIIEEE
Alt.Alt.MARIGOLD: "I'm telling you. That's not a dishwasher. "
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3169.png)
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MAY: "Okay, so you remember that I told you it sucked that I couldn't get repairs? Well, repairs that don't match my original colour theme suck even more!"
PAROLEBOT: "Oh, Turing. You went to Corpse Witch's place for help, didn't you?"
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May: Read my lips! I am fed up with this crappy chassis!
Parolebot: argvl!
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May: Do look like Murray Langston to you?
Parolebot: They said go into law. Its a reputable profession they said. You get to help people better themselves. What do I get? Amateur talent night meets FOXX News.
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MAY: "So apparently my bot-hair is SO FUCKING FRAGILE I can't put a goddamned paper bag on it, so I now have to use this other paper bag to cover my fucking BALD HEAD because NOBODY WOULD BE ARSED TO FUCKING TELL ME WHEN THEY PUT ME IN THIS PIECEASHIT"
PAROLEBOT: "Ugh, this happens way more than it should"
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Twofer -
May: "Got into a fight with a lawnmower. The lawnmower won."
Marigold: "You got into a fight with Stephanie!"
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May: "I can't tell if this is made from recycled paper, can you tell me what it says."
Parolebot: "Go to hell you fuc-- May, I told you before, use your words!"
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May: "I fight crime now. I'm a masked vigilante. My super-hero name is BAGWOMAN."
ParoleBot: "Why do I always wind up with the crazy ones?"
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May: Seriously, take a guess. Guess what that little porn-addicted bastard inked on my face while I was downcycled.
ParoleBot: Oh, god, you know Pintsize? I'm so sorry!
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MAY: "You mean to tell me thismis the covered treatment, and all that happened was the price got negotiated down? How did the AnthroPC Care Act ever get passed?"
PAROLEBOT: "We had to find out what was in it."