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Title: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Mar 2016, 04:50
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3171.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: oeoek on 13 Mar 2016, 09:13
Don't worry, Punchbot is just drawing a target. What could possibly go wrong?!?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Mar 2016, 10:36
"This initiation ceremony is really fucked up!"
"Hey, we all went through it"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: BenRG on 13 Mar 2016, 10:54
MAY: "It's... it's not for me, it's for my older sister over there!"

PUNCHBOT: "Well, it's not the craziest excuse that I've ever heard for doing something like this but it's up there! Anything you need me to do, Pinkette?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Mar 2016, 10:56
May: And after this, I'll have joined the Pen Fifteen Club?
Punchbot: Yup! You'll be the coolest robot on the block!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: DSL on 13 Mar 2016, 12:21
MAY: "I hear dry-erase markers will remove Sharpie marks."
JEPH, disguised as PUNCHBOT: "You should e-mail Mr. Willis about that. He enjoys receiving such helpful hints."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Skewbrow on 13 Mar 2016, 14:34
May: "Use that marker, Punchbot! I will never look like a Barbie Doll down there again!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Mar 2016, 17:30
May: "Use that marker, Punchbot! I will never look like a Barbie Doll down there again!"
Punchbot: "I actually drew the Barbie logo on your butt."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: TheEvilDog on 13 Mar 2016, 18:00
May: "Draw me like one of your French girls!"
Punchbot: "Okay, Gerard Depardieu it is."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: DSL on 13 Mar 2016, 20:04
MAY: "So there's a robot here who specializes in removing those drawings of human male members from your face?"
PUNCHBOT: "Oh, you mean Hank!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Zebediah on 14 Mar 2016, 07:06
May: "Why the hell is this taking so long?"
Punchbot: "I'm plotting a Mandelbrot set on your butt. I always thought it looked like a butt, so now you have a butt on your butt."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: hedgie on 14 Mar 2016, 12:20
May: I am never washing this butt again.

Punchbot: That is how I felt when Hank autographed my head.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Mar 2016, 04:50
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3172.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: BenRG on 15 Mar 2016, 04:53
MAY: "Hey! I only wanted replacement skin! I never said anything about radical upgrades, especially nothing life-altering!"

BUBBLES: "Don't be a baby. This will advance the cause of science by three centuries."

FAYE: "Head tranthplant, Mith-treth! Head tranthplant!" (/igor)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: miados on 15 Mar 2016, 09:58
may: I dont like how happy faye looks right now

bubbles: Her happiness is pretty inconsistant I imagine she just is happy to learn new repair techniques

Faye: Do you think if I weld pintsize to her head she will end up like two face?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: TheEvilDog on 15 Mar 2016, 10:07
May: "I DON'T CARE WHAT BOB BARKER SAID! I'M NOT A PET! I DON'T WANT TO SPAYED AND/OR NEUTERED!"
Bubbles: "Please do not worry, you will not feel a thing. Just a half hour and you will be alright."
Faye: "Plus we'll even give you a nice cone to wear round your neck."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Mar 2016, 12:26
May: "Wait - what do you mean, we're making a video?"
Bubbles: "I promise I'll be gentle"
Faye: "Yay robo-porn!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Zebediah on 17 Mar 2016, 05:09
THIRD IMAGE because I'm in a generous mood (and there were so many good panels last week):

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3174.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: BenRG on 17 Mar 2016, 05:21
BUBBLES: "Hrm. Fascinating. Someone appears to have attempted to etch microscopic-scale likenesses of hundreds of human anuses onto the friction slide plate of your shoulder joint."

MAY: "Oh, that's Pintsize! He said something about 'wanting me to be part of the crowd'!"

BUBBLES: "Shouldn't have asked."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: osaka on 17 Mar 2016, 05:34
BUBBLES: "It appears that someone has tried to make a model of this socket for something"
MAY: "When my arm fell for the third time, Momo decided to use the socket design for a new shower head"
BUBBLES: "That happened 5 minutes ago, how didn't I see it?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: DSL on 17 Mar 2016, 19:26
BUBBLES: "This looks like something your insurance will cover."
MAY: "Oh good. I was worried this would cost me ..."
BUBBLES: "Don't. Just don't."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 Mar 2016, 22:05
Bubbles: "Whoever lubed this was very ... creative."
May: "That's what housemates are for. It's his personal..."
Bubbles: "I don't wanna know. Smells better anyway."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 260
Post by: Skewbrow on 18 Mar 2016, 12:30
BUBBLES: "This looks like something your insurance will cover..."
MAY: "Oh good. I was worried this would cost me ..."
BUBBLES: "Don't. Just don't."

Alt-Bubbles:"... unless you're expecting great savings and a whole lot more from Geico."