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Title: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Mar 2016, 04:50

Happy Spring, everyone! We're about to have a snowstorm here, so FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3176.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: DSL on 20 Mar 2016, 06:32

MOMO: "I ordered a space pizza."
MAY: "You don't even like pizza -- man, was that fun!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Mad Cat on 20 Mar 2016, 12:29

Don't you mean "spathe pitha"?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Thrudd on 20 Mar 2016, 15:55

MOMO: "That is inappropriate use of non-dairy coffee whitener."
MAY: "But you said it yourself - we should do what we can to mitigate humans self harm - besides, this is fun chibi-butt"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: BenRG on 20 Mar 2016, 16:31

MOMO: "So, you're saying that you're a Snow 'Angel' now, huh? Frankly, you're only fooling yourself and I'm not going to enable you any further!"

MAY: "Come on! With this new colour, people can see when I'm an 'angel with a dirty face'!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Tova on 20 Mar 2016, 17:33

Momo: "I'm not sure it works that way..."
May: "Yes, it does, I can feel it! I'm becoming virtuous as the driven fucking snow!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: DSL on 21 Mar 2016, 08:51

Quote from: Mad Cat on 20 Mar 2016, 12:29

Don't you mean "spathe pitha"?

No, becauth in the thikth grade, I had thpathe thpeeth serapy. Bathically, sey taught me how to hith.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Skewbrow on 21 Mar 2016, 09:20

Momo: "Weren't you even the tiniest bit worried?"
May: "No. Punchbot used permanent marker, so the melting snow won't damage his autograph."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: miados on 21 Mar 2016, 09:38

momo: We really need to stop going to illegal locations while you are on probation
May: just one more coke angel.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Zebediah on 21 Mar 2016, 10:21

Momo: "No it isn't, and even if it was it wouldn't do that!"
May: "Hey, don't disrespect my headcanon, girl! This is pixie dust, and I can too fly!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: DrBear on 21 Mar 2016, 18:25

MOMO: Why are you doing that?
MAY: I'd rather be at the humans' Speed Beer (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1386) party, but  the cops are there (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1389)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Zebediah on 22 Mar 2016, 05:19

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3179.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: DSL on 22 Mar 2016, 06:18

EMILY ((OP):  "Let me see, now. This is eleven, isn't it, Hannelore?"
HANNELORE: "Oh, no, dear. This makes twelve."
EMILY: "Hanners, dear. I think you're wrong. This one is only eleven."
HANNELORE: "No, dear, because I remember when Mr. McPhee first came in, it occurred to me that he'd make just an even dozen."
EMILY: "But, Hanners, dear. I really don't think you should count the first one."
HANNELORE: "Oh, I was counting the first one, and that makes it twelve."
EMILY: "It does? Well, she's probably right. Hanners usually is. I get them mixed up sometimes."
BUBBLES: "Makes it twelve? Twelve." (drinks)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: BenRG on 22 Mar 2016, 09:05

FAYE (Off Panel): "Hey, Bubbles! The Forum is all focussed on this! What do you look like under that armour?"

BUBBLES: "Dammit, woman! Don't interrupt my trip with trivia!"

HANNERS: "Squee! Shippy bickering!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: miados on 22 Mar 2016, 12:02

Emily off panel: Do you have any family members named buttercup and blossom?

bubbles: I am not a cartoon I'm real stop asking me that!

Hanners: I think you would look cute flying with colors behind you.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Zebediah on 22 Mar 2016, 12:35

Faye:     ♪ Is this the real life?
              Is this just fantasy? ♪

Bubbles: ♪ Caught in a landslide
              No escape from reality ♪

Hannelore: ♪ Open your eyes
                 Look up to the skies and see... ♪

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Mmeaninglessnamee on 22 Mar 2016, 19:26

Quote from: Zebediah on 22 Mar 2016, 12:35

Faye:     ♪ Is this the real life?
              Is this just fantasy? ♪

Bubbles: ♪ Caught in a landslide
              No escape from reality ♪

Hannelore: ♪ Open your eyes
                 Look up to the skies and see... ♪

The next week of the comic is all the cast coming together for a showstopper final number
The last line is Yelling Bird's return: "Any where the wind blows out your ass"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Mar 2016, 08:29

THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3180.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: BenRG on 24 Mar 2016, 08:31

BUBBLES: "I'm flattered but... what...?"

EMILY: "It's something I've been working on in my spare time! It's the perfect cheese!"


(Seriously, if you didn't know that was a cubed cardigan made of 'smart' materials, you'd  think it was a slice of cheese!)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Skewbrow on 24 Mar 2016, 10:08

Bubbles: "A Banach-Tarski cardigan? Everytime I pinch the right spot it disposes of a part of itself, producing a cardigan, and then rearranges itself to be the way it was. The principle is sound, but how did you get it to form the necessary non-measurable parts?
Emily: "Easy with the axiom of choice - generator. Basically the universe has perfect recollection of how things were. Next I'll use it to defeat my nemesis."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: DSL on 24 Mar 2016, 15:04

BUBBLES: "Solve it? Solve what? The sides are all the same color and nothing rotates!"
EMILY: "That's the challenge!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Morituri on 24 Mar 2016, 18:02

Bubbles:  But ... They're miniaturized?  How did you get them in there anyway?

Emily:  It turns out that the physics of projectable wormholes involve a mass reduction.  As for how - I promised them cake.   Hey, there was science to do. 

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 261
Post by: Pilchard123 on 25 Mar 2016, 02:52

That was, indeed, a triumph.