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Title: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: Zebediah on 27 Mar 2016, 05:16

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3181.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: BenRG on 27 Mar 2016, 05:28

BUBBLES: "I do not trust that smile. For the sake of my sanity, please stop it."

FAYE: "So I can't smile now?"

BUBBLES: "When you want me to do something that I don't want to do? No."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: miados on 27 Mar 2016, 23:01

bubbles: no i am certain I do not have a vibrate setting

faye: suuuuuure you don't

Bubbles: and i would apprecaite you stop inviting me to sleep over.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: Skewbrow on 27 Mar 2016, 23:41

Bubbles: "You know. I have ways of wiping that smirk off your face."
Faye: "Yeah. Whatever. You look good in wool."
Bubbles: "Remember the flensing tools?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: DSL on 28 Mar 2016, 06:14

BUBBLES: "You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?"
FAYE: "What are you, cracked?"
BUBBLES: "Why not? I saw the other day, he was carrying five elephants in one hand."
FAYE: "Boy, you don't know nothin', Mighty Mouse is a cartoon, Superman is a real guy. No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy."
BUBBLES: "Yeah, maybe you're right... Would be a good fight though!"
FAYE: "Tssh."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: Tova on 29 Mar 2016, 00:47

Bubbles: "... I don't know, what do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a cardigan?"
Faye: "A woolly jumper!"
Bubbles: "Never tell me a joke again."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: SubaruStephen on 29 Mar 2016, 17:15

Bubbles: "For the last time, it was just my hydraulics purging air from the cylinders."
Faye: "'Purging air'. Damn right they were, smells like your hydraulic system had Taco Bell last night as well."
Bubbles: "Do you have any idea how ridiculous and immature you sound?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Mar 2016, 18:30

Bubbles: "And now you are imagining me naked."
Faye: "Not completely naked. You're wearing the cardigan."
Bubbles: "That is not better."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: Zebediah on 30 Mar 2016, 05:05

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3185.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: BenRG on 30 Mar 2016, 05:16

MARTEN: "I can't believe that you're dumping me for him!"

CLAIRE: "Jealousy isn't attractive, Marten! Pinty-winety is all I've ever wanted in a man!"

PINTSIZE: "All my dreams have come true!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: USS Martenclaire on 30 Mar 2016, 06:11

MARTEN: "So you've  finally unlocked the secret of Faye's sleep-inducing chest?"

CLAIRE: "Indeed I have! Permit me to demonstrate..."

PINTSIZE: "I'm a guinea pig!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: Skewbrow on 30 Mar 2016, 06:32

Marten: "Are you sure you want to take him along to a dinner at your Mom's?"
Claire: "Mom loves babies. And he is our baby, isn't he."
Pintsize: "Don't worry Marten. If her kawaii-fugue persists for more than ninety seconds, I have some fresh wolf urine."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 262
Post by: DSL on 31 Mar 2016, 06:31

CLAIRE: "He followed me home ..."
MARTEN: "Creepy little bastard."
CLAIRE: "... can I keep him?"
PINTSIZE: "She can keep me HERE, since she's here all the time anyway!"
MARTEN (to Pintsize): "I'd say you need more practice being devious, but that would be a silly thing for me to say."