THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 03 Apr 2016, 04:31
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3187.png)
AW JEEZ
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DORA: "So, did the new blend work for you? I was trying to replicate what your teas do for the AIs!"
HANNELORE: "Ponies! Pretty pastel ponies everywhere!"
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DORA: "So what do you think of my self taught chiropractic skills?"
Hannelore: "THE PAIN! OH GOD, SO MUCH PAIN!"
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Dora: Roasting coffee transforms the chemical and physical properties of green coffee beans into roasted coffee products. The roasting process is what produces the characteristic flavor of coffee by causing the green coffee beans to change in taste. Unroasted beans contain similar if not higher levels of acids, protein, sugars, and caffeine as those that have been roasted, but lack the taste of roasted coffee beans due to the Maillard and other chemical reactions that occur during roasting. The vast majority of coffee is roasted commercially on a large scale, but small-scale commercial roasting has grown significantly with the trend toward "single-origin" coffees served at specialty shops. Some coffee drinkers even roast coffee at home as a hobby in order to both experiment with the flavor profile of the beans and ensure the freshest possible roast. The coffee-roasting process follows coffee processing and precedes coffee brewing. It consists essentially of sorting, roasting, cooling, and packaging but can also include grinding in larger-scale roasting houses. In larger operations, bags of green coffee beans are hand- or machine-opened, dumped into a hopper, and screened to remove debris. The green beans are then weighed and transferred by belt or pneumatic conveyor to storage hoppers. From the storage hoppers, the green beans are conveyed to the roaster. Initially, the process is endothermic (absorbing heat), but at around 175 °C (347 °F) it becomes exothermic (giving off heat).[1] For the roaster, this means that the beans are heating themselves and an adjustment of the roaster's heat source might be required. At the end of the roasting cycle, the roasted beans are dumped from the roasting chamber and air cooled with a draft inducer. The most common roasting machines are of two basic types: drum and hot-air, although there are others including packed-bed, tangential and centrifugal roasters. Roasters can operate in either batch or continuous modes. Home roasters are also available. Drum machines consist of horizontal rotating drums that tumble the green coffee beans in a heated environment. The heat source can be supplied by natural gas, liquefied petroleum gas (LPG), electricity, or even wood. The most common employ indirectly heated drums where the heat source is under the drum. Direct-fired roasters are roasters in which a flame contacts the beans inside the drum; very few of these machines are still in operation.
Hannelore: "Make it stop!"
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Dora: "The secret ingredient is wolf urine."
Hannelore: * wordless scream *
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DORA:"Now once again, where does it rain?"
HANNERS:"On the plain! On the plain!"
DORA: "And where's that blasted plain?"
HANNERS: "In Spain! In Spain!"
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Dora: Well, I read on the forums yesterday that-
Hanners: DO NOT SAY ANOTHER WORD.
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SECOND IMAGE:
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CLAIRE: "So as you can see, Pintsize, everything is perfectly planned from the first moment to the last!"
PINTSIZE: "Damn you, woman! You're mad I tell you! MAD!!!"
CHART: "Project: GOOD TASTE - The Removal of All Butts from the Internet"
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Claire: "This is a roadmap for how Marten can achieve his career goals."
Pintsize: "But it's just a blank - oh, wait, I get it. Well played."
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Claire: So, wait, Gender is just a software setting for you guys? You can change it whenever you like? How is that not awesome?
Pintsize: I tried being female once, but ... all my porn ... it just ... Oh, it was horrible!
Visual Aid: "Gender Settings - PT410x series"
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Wasn't PT410x the Linux AnthroPC?
CLAIRE: "[...] Then we enter the library at 6:25pm, when Tai should be watching Adventure Time [...]"
PINTSIZE: "You seem to forget that I'm too tiny to even walk there, we need a different approach"
BOARD: "OPERATION "GRAB ALL THE VICTORIAN PORN AND PUT IT IN PINTSIZE FOR FURTHER ENJOYMENT OF US BOTH" "
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CLAIRE: "Interesting. What makes you see this as a picture of a polar bear in the snow with its eyes closed?"
PINTSIZE: "Now that you mention it, I'm not sure, because you're holding it upside down."