THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 17 Apr 2016, 03:52
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3197.png)
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Faye: *sniffs* "I love your new perfume. Aerokroil? (http://www.amazon.com/Kano-Aerokroil-Penetrating-aerosol-AEROKROIL/dp/B000F09CEA)"
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FAYE: "When they see this, the shippers'll 'squee' so loudly...!"
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Faye: "I appreciate the gesture, and apparently it does not strain you at all. But you don't need to hoist me from my belt. I'm sure we can figure out another way of talking face-to-face even though you're 2-and-a-half feet taller."
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FAYE: "When people look at this, will they see two faces in profile, or a lamp?"
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FAYE: Mechanical squirrels. Swear to God.
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♪ Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee ♪
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FAYE: "Hey, neat! I can see my reflection in your eyes!"
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FAYE: "Are you sure you can't hear it? 'There must be some way out of here, said the Joker to the Thief ... '"
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3198.png)
CLAP CLAP CLAPPITY CLAP
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CW: "Looks like you two are firm friends."
Faye: "Yeah, but my hands are anemones!"
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Corpse Witch: [Please-make-her-stoh-hoh-hop] Okay, so what is this new theme song you thought up this time?
Faye: Punch your cares away (Clap clap) Moping is for another day. Let the androids play (Clap clap) At the ole Skate Park.
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CW: "Did you really think installing a Clapper(TM) switch on my CPU would work?"
FAYE: "Ha ha! What a great joke for you to think of, that I would do such a thing that I totally didn't!"
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Corpse Witch: "Look, I'm as much a fan of Ella Fitzgerald as anyone, but can't you sing any songs from our culture?"
Faye: ♪ ROCK
ROBOT ROCK
ROCK
ROBOT ROCK ♪
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CW: "I did not realise that humans and interacting with them would be so tedious."
Faye: "So no one told you life was going to be this way?" *clap clap clap clap* "This job's a joke, we're broke and Punchbot was DOA."
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CW: "I did not realise that humans and interacting with them would be so tedious."
Faye: "So no one told you life was going to be this way?" *clap clap clap clap* "This job's a joke, we're broke and Punchbot was DOA."
CW: "I'd kill you but I'm stuck in second gear."
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CW: "I did not realise that humans and interacting with them would be so tedious."
Faye: "So no one told you life was going to be this way?" *clap clap clap clap* "This job's a joke, we're broke and Punchbot was DOA."
CW: "I'd kill you but I'm stuck in second gear."
Well I guess then it hasn't been your day, your week, your month and definitely not Punchbot's year.
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"I'll be after yoooou,
When the Feds raid the place.
I'll be after yoooou,
Then the entire human race,
I'll be after yoooou,
To spell out your DOOOOOM."
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THIRD IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3200.png)
BOW BEFORE SKULLMASTER
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DORA: "How may this unworthy one serve you, oh mighty one?"
SKULLMASTER: "Bring the marshmallows! BRING THEM AAALLLLLL!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAH!""
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Dora: "And with what song will Skullmaster bless us today?"
Sam *in a delicate sing-song voice*: "My baloney has a first name, its S. K. U. L. L. M. A. S. T. E. R!"
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Alternatively:
Dora: "And how did the great marshmallow hunt go today?"
Sam: "I caught one this big!....But then I ated it...
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Dora: "Skullmaster, what is best in life?"
Skullmaster: "HAM.
HAAAAAAMMM."
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Dora: You passed the test... Welcome, to the Undertale Fandom.
Sam: Nyeh Heh Heh!
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DORA: "Master, I accidentally unplugged the Lava Pit and introduced the flesh eating piranhas to veganism. Forgive me."
SKULLMASTER: "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO RUN A DOOM FORTRESS WITH MINIONS LIKE THESE?!"
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DORA: "Master,the cat accidentally unplugged the cocoa machine. Forgive him."
SKULLMASTER: "YOU FURRY FLEA-BITTEN FOOL!! I'LL COVER MY THRONE WITH YOUR HIDE!!!!"
DORA: "Master, how large a slice of pie would you like?"
SKULLMASTER" I MUST POSSES ALL OR I POSSES NOTHING!"