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Title: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Apr 2016, 05:18
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3201.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: BenRG on 24 Apr 2016, 05:47
SAM: "My life is too boring! Why can't some psychopathic little twit be elevated to the throne by his sociopathically ambitious mother so I can pretend to be a knight and fight in a war for the future of the world?"

DORA: "Never mind. Winter is coming!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: Zebediah on 24 Apr 2016, 11:51
Sam: "Collecting the skulls of my enemies just doesn't give me the same rush any more that it used to."
Dora: "What about the skulls of your friends?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: Zebediah on 26 Apr 2016, 03:51
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3203.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: BenRG on 26 Apr 2016, 05:58
FAYE: "Boss? W... What are you doing with Bronze Can's head? Are you messing with his settings?"

CORPSE WITCH: "I'm just... making him more... useful to me."

FAYE: "Check, please."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: TinPenguin on 26 Apr 2016, 06:45
FAYE: "What are you doing?"

CORPSEWITCH: "Trying to fix this pressure cooker's depression."

DEPRESSURE COOKER: "I don't know how to make broth fun anymore."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: Zebediah on 26 Apr 2016, 14:42
Faye: "Hey boss. What's cooking?"
Corpse Witch: "BRAINS."
Faye: "Um, right. This is the part where I back away slowly."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: Thrudd on 27 Apr 2016, 05:53
Faye: "What are you doing now?"
Corpse Witch: "Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!"
Dennis: " I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: TheEvilDog on 27 Apr 2016, 08:36
Faye: "Hey boss, I can have next Tuesday off?"
Corpsewitch:
(click to show/hide)
Faye: "Great, thanks! See you Wednesday!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: DSL on 27 Apr 2016, 10:32
FAYE: "It's what you wanted, right?"
CORPSE WITCH: "It's ... lovely, dear. It's fine."
FAYE: "*sigh* I kept the receipt."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Apr 2016, 06:13
THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3204.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: BenRG on 28 Apr 2016, 06:28
VERONIC: "See? All better! It looks like that I won't have to resort to dungeons and medieval methods of discipline to get you to like me after all!"

SAM: "... I... So hope that you're just kidding for effect."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Apr 2016, 06:30
Veronica: "Oh. I- I'm sorry, I--"
Sam: "Will you be my new mommy?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Apr 2016, 08:14
Veronica: "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Isn't that nice?"
Sam: "Yay! You're the best evil stepmom ever!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: celticgeek on 28 Apr 2016, 08:25
Veronica:  "Come to the Dark Side.  We have mini-marshmallows." 

Sam:  "Do I get a light sabre?" 
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 266
Post by: DSL on 29 Apr 2016, 06:50
VERONICA: "It's better this way, dear. And thank you for loaning me your sword."
SAM: "Those people won't bother us any more, will they, New Mommy? And we get all their stuff?"