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Title: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: Zebediah on 08 May 2016, 11:09

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3211.png)

chug chug

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: Zebediah on 09 May 2016, 16:57

Barry: "Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look just like a dolphin?"
Barkeep: "How many different guys are you going to use that line on, Barry? Because it's never once worked."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: DSL on 09 May 2016, 18:08

DOLPHIN BARRY: "AAA-g-g-g-g-g BEE-g-g-g-g-g CEE-g-g-g-g-g-g DEEg-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g EEEEE-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g E-g-g-g-g-g-g-FFF ..."
HARPOONISTA: "You're a dummy, all right, but I'm not buying him as a ventriloquist, sorry."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: TheEvilDog on 09 May 2016, 20:06

Barry:(http://i.imgur.com/siA7C.gif?noredirect)
Hartender: "Barry, for the last time, my eyebrows aren't stickers. Nor are they pink!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: BenRG on 10 May 2016, 02:52

BARRY: "So you should say to ya sister that, if she plays with ya life again, you'll get Sea World to ban her for life! I knows that was the worst thing that's ever happened to me!"

BAR LADY: "Barry. Not everyone has your problems. Or preferences."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: Thrudd on 10 May 2016, 06:32

BARRY: "Me and Troy McClure have a lot in common."

BAR LADY: "Uh, Barry, please, no. I just served a whole plate of dingamagoo."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: DSL on 10 May 2016, 12:45

BARRY: "Jush tell yer shishter you can munoop ... minap ... manipulate your love life all by yourself, thanks!"
HARPOONISTA: "You want to rephrase that, I think."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: Zebediah on 11 May 2016, 07:52

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3214.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: BenRG on 11 May 2016, 07:55

BARLADY: "This is a family heirloom. My great-grandfather was found at sea carrying it. Call him Ishmael."

CLINTON: "Damn it! I think we're getting Ahab of ourselves here!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: cesium133 on 11 May 2016, 07:58

Beerista: In punishment for your puns against humanity, I'm afraid I have to kill you with this harpun.
Clinton: I accept this punishment with much punance.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: TheEvilDog on 11 May 2016, 08:30

Hartender: "Do you know how to use this thing?"
Clinton: "Yes, the pointy end goes into the other whale!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: Zebediah on 11 May 2016, 09:06

Barkeep: "If you and Barry get serious, I should warn you that this is his favorite sex toy."
Clinton: "Look, I know this place has a nautical theme, but could you stop with all the gratuitous shipping?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: DSL on 11 May 2016, 09:26

HARPOONISTA: "We're out of clean salad forks. Is this OK?"
CLINTON: "On second thought, I'll just have a bologna sandwich. At the deli down the block."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: OldGoat on 12 May 2016, 20:25

I seem to remember another relationship that started with an apartment fire early on.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=22

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 268
Post by: jwhouk on 12 May 2016, 21:01

BARMAID: "I think that guy just posted in the wrong thread. Don't worry, I'll get him."

CLINTON: "Look, it was probably an HONEST mistake..."