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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 05 Jun 2016, 05:19

Title: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Zebediah on 05 Jun 2016, 05:19
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3233.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: BenRG on 05 Jun 2016, 06:48
BRUN: "Are the fans always this obsessive about labels?"

HANNERS: "Wait until they start shipping you with everyone and anyone!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: hedgie on 05 Jun 2016, 07:07
B: Can hair get anymore floofy?

H: You should meet Clin-ton's sister!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Morituri on 05 Jun 2016, 12:25
Brun:  Can I get a banana smoothie?
Hanners: Okay.  Did you bring your own hammer?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Tova on 05 Jun 2016, 19:55
Brun: "..."
Hanners: "That's amazing! Please teach me your wisdom, o master of enunciation!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Jun 2016, 20:55
B: "Has this place ever been on fire?"
H: "Number 65 on the secret menu! I'll get it started right away."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: miados on 05 Jun 2016, 21:04
Brun: I have the strangest feeling to I will be insulted
Hanners: Oh not as often since faye left but thanks for opening that wound.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Zebediah on 06 Jun 2016, 05:06
Brun: "This guy who's helping me is weirdly hot and I have no idea what to do about it."
Hannelore: "Ooh! Story of my life!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Zebediah on 08 Jun 2016, 06:10
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3235.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: BenRG on 08 Jun 2016, 06:27
BRUN: "Shampoo instructions on paper. Dumb."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Jun 2016, 06:28
Brun: It says 'the readers would like you to lower your arm.' I wonder what that means.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Case on 08 Jun 2016, 06:48
Brun: "Spathe? Ham?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: DSL on 08 Jun 2016, 07:54
BRUN (reading): "' Outer integument layer may be removed by sliding marked fastener in indicated direction using a slow and steady motion. Once removed, the integument is top-rack dishwasher-safe. WARNING: Do not use "hot-dry" cycle as shrinkage may occur ...' Wonder who had this room before me?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: DSL on 08 Jun 2016, 16:07
BRUN (reading): "...showing that the rollers have passed the towel completely into the dispenser. If you desire an additional towel, press the yellow button and repeat the cycle. If you prefer the "Sonovac" ultrasonic cleaning mode, (Oh, NOW they tell me) press the indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. For cleaning the hands, use in this position ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Skewbrow on 08 Jun 2016, 21:54
Brun (reading): " ... while it is water resistant  InstaBronzeTM self tanning cream is not water proof. For best results avoid standing in the shower for any extensive periods of time ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Zebediah on 09 Jun 2016, 07:28
"'Seeking actress, 25-30 years old, for recurring role in long-running webcomic. Some nudity required.' What, Jaques is adding another female character to his cast?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Skewbrow on 09 Jun 2016, 11:28
Brun, everything will ... ...ne. I lo.. ...... to ....ing .. you ......row.

Br.n.. ...very...ing ..ill ... ...e. I lo.. ...... .. ....ing .. you ........ow.

Br...........er..............l...............lo........................................w.

"Poop. Another chance down the drain."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: miados on 09 Jun 2016, 21:05
It seems I should have learned the routine ahead of time instead of following them while I read them.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 272
Post by: Xader on 10 Jun 2016, 09:51
Soooo....is Jeph giving us clues as to his true nature as an AI overlord to the characters in the comic?