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Title: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Aug 2016, 05:59

I'm back! Thanks to Cesium123 for covering the captions threads during my absence.

So let's get to it! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3289.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: celticgeek on 28 Aug 2016, 08:25

Elliot:  You must be this tall to go on this ride.
Renee:  I'm not going anywhere!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Aug 2016, 08:46

Quote from: Zebediah on 28 Aug 2016, 05:59

I'm back! Thanks to Cesium123 for covering the captions threads during my absence.

Elliot: You're welcome!
Renee: Nope! I'm not thanking you, because you forgot to cover for me last week!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: BenRG on 28 Aug 2016, 10:12

ELLIOT: "Hold still! You've got a spider on your head!"

RENEE: "Back off, white knight, 'gished spider' isn't my brand of conditioner!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Aug 2016, 14:33

Elliot: "Soft kitty,
        Warm kitty,
        Little ball of fur.
        Happy kitty,
        Sleepy kitty,
        Purr Purr Purr."

Renee: "I'm not a cat! I don't even like cats! I'm allergic to cats!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Skewbrow on 28 Aug 2016, 15:15

Elliöt: "It could happen to anyone. If somebody yelled that there's a scorpion on your nose, would you not..."
Renee: "No scorpions crawling here. Not even head lice."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: SubaruStephen on 28 Aug 2016, 18:52

Elliot: We need another plate.

Renee: Woah, woah, Nanas' dishes are not for eating off of.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Aug 2016, 06:11

Elliot: "Have a nice day, Bleminda."

Renee: "WHO THE FUCK IS BLEMINDA?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: heyjames4 on 30 Aug 2016, 05:53

E: Omigosh! What's this white bubble floating over your head.
R: You're one to talk.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Zebediah on 30 Aug 2016, 06:48

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3292.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: BenRG on 30 Aug 2016, 06:59

CLAIRE: "Alas! My poor brother! Cast away unto a lonely future and unknowable destiny! Ever deprived of the warmth of companionship, the joy of togetherness, the intimacy of..."

CLINTON: "Okay already! I'm going to look for Brun!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Thrudd on 30 Aug 2016, 09:03

CLAIRE: How can anybody be that mean?
CLINTON: It's the cruelest mean I've ever heard of.
CLAIRE: Does that answer your question?
CLINTON: Now all we need is a big old fat pumpkin. I still don't think we...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Sep 2016, 05:47

THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3293.png)

Gooooo Ocelots!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Thrudd on 01 Sep 2016, 06:07

Granny Augustus: Come on everybody. You too Clinton dear. It's time for Planet Espresso.
Pack: Yaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!
CLIN-TON: _yaaaay

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: BenRG on 01 Sep 2016, 06:09

COACH: "Okay, girls! Remember; we're here to help him find his girl!"

OCELOTS: "ROM-COM! ROM-COM!"

CLINTON: "Oh... joy."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 283
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Sep 2016, 08:06

Coach: "Great news, girls! Jeph is retooling QC to be all about a women's curling team from now on!"
Ocelots: "YAAAAY CURLING!"
Clinton: "Great. I just got promoted to the main cast, and Jacques decides to take the strip in a totally different direction. Story of my fuckin' life."