THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 11 Sep 2016, 05:16
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3301.png)
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ELLIOT: "So, where am I taking this suspiciously heavy knapsack full of something I'm not allowed to see?"
RENEE: "To the old quarry. It's sort of the traditional dumping ground for... er... expired baked goods for the more short-tempered folks in this town!"
BRUN: "Harpoon only slipped..."
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ELLIOT: "Waffles?"
RENEE: "Waffles!"
BRUN: "And Spathe Ham."
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ELLIOT: Boss, there was a delivery guy here and dropped off a keg of beer. Did you order a keg of beer?
RENEE: I didn't order a keg of beer. This is a bakery not a bar. Brun?
BRUN: It could be a bar.
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Elliot: "Once upon a time, there was a very hungry caterpillar."
Renee: "On Monday she ate twelve croissants, but she was still hungry."
Brun: "Thirteen. Get it right."
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3302.png)
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May: Come on! Let's play rock-paper-scissors! I have my hand all ready to go!
Momo: No thanks.
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MAY: "I mean, this is great and you should be as excited as me! Come on! Show a little team spirit!"
MOMO: "I am but not enough to leave my arm on an automatic fist-pump loop."
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May: You wanna know what I think when I read the forums?
Momo: NO THANK YOU.
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May: Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "pulled pork", doesn't it?
Momo: Barbecue sauce stains my dermal covering.
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May: So I appreciate a good off-color comment, but she was all, "Rar! Beat his brains in!" What do you think?
Momo: I think neither you nor VespAvenger would do very well as goodwill ambassadors.
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May: So I Told her "You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're going'. Do you wanna go to the moon? Do you wanna go to the moon?
Momo: That would be an improvement.
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MAY: "Did you know that Dale is absolutely unbeatable at the pumping minigame of Mario Party 8? Even on my "turbo-jack" setting he just demolishes everything"
MOMO: "... how did we get to this point again?"
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MAY: "SKREEK! SKREEK! SKREEK!"
MOMO: "I'm still going to take a shower."