THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 13 Nov 2016, 04:58

Title: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Nov 2016, 04:58
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3347.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: BenRG on 13 Nov 2016, 05:40
RENEE: "Did Brun just... transform into a Magical Sailor Soldier Girl?!?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Nov 2016, 06:24
"Massachusetts just legalized weed..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Nov 2016, 09:09
Renee: Why is that blue robot sitting on the other robot's face?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Blood-Tree on 13 Nov 2016, 15:39
Renee: 'And now he's got one of those green ganymedean slime molds growing out of his left ear, sucking out his brains. He keeps asking about Danish pastry, I don't know if it will get rid of the brain mold or if it needs the sugar to start sporinating. Either way, if the mold is controlling his thoughts then I suggest we do as the man asks.'
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Tova on 13 Nov 2016, 15:46
... is that a camera?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: SubaruStephen on 13 Nov 2016, 18:42
Renee: "..the hell? Where did all these people come from? Is that the Enterprise? A bandicoot? A giant purple and teal spider?! Stop staring at us!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: DSL on 13 Nov 2016, 20:44
RENEE: "Hi, I'm Renee, and this is Elliott, and while we're not bakery employees, we play them in the webcomic 'Questionable Content.' We'd like to talk to you today about a problem that plagues millions of people around the world, maybe even you or someone you know ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Thrudd on 14 Nov 2016, 17:26

RENEE: " Is that a? With a tea cozy? I didn't think that was possible. "
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 04:05
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3349.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: BenRG on 15 Nov 2016, 04:18
HIGH PRIESTESS JAVA: "LET THE RITUAL BEGIN!!"

BEAN-ACOLYTES: "CAFFEINE! CAFFEINE!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 13:43
High Priestess: "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
                     It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed,
                     The hands acquire shaking,
                     The shaking becomes a warning.
                     It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

Acolytes: ♪ Way down among Brazilians
               Coffee beans grow by the billions
               So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
               They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil ♪
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Storel on 15 Nov 2016, 18:52
Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 13:43
Acolytes: ♪ Way down among Brazilians
               Coffee beans grow by the billions
               So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
               They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil ♪

What tune is that sung to? I keep wanting to do it to "Way Down Upon the Swanee River", but it doesn't fit.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 18:57
It's an old Frank Sinatra song:


Although I imagine the coffee cult sings it more like a Gregorian chant.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Mad Cat on 15 Nov 2016, 19:13
Priestess of the French Press: And now, as it has been done since time immemorial, the neophyte adds her beans to the grinder of eternity. As it is brewed, so let it be drunk.
Acolytes: Espresso. Macchiato. Cappuchino. Mocha.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: DSL on 15 Nov 2016, 22:10
CAFFIENE QUEEN: "Triple shot, double hot, half-caf, mocha latte with half soy, half half-and-half, one-and-a-half sugars and half a Splenda, shaken not stirred, in a paper cup with two zarfs and a non-reclosable lid."
CAFFIENE COURT: "With room for cream!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Storel on 16 Nov 2016, 10:53
Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 18:57
It's an old Frank Sinatra song:

(click to show/hide)

Aha, never heard of that one before. Thanks!

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 18:57
Although I imagine the coffee cult sings it more like a Gregorian chant.

Ooh, yes, very appropriate. I like the way you think.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Zebediah on 17 Nov 2016, 06:19
THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3350.png)

 :-o
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: cesium133 on 17 Nov 2016, 06:22
Too lazy to bother finding the reference link, but...

Pintsize: It's like a Barbie doll down there!
May: I know, right!?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: BenRG on 17 Nov 2016, 06:27
PINTSIZE: "I'm suing Ron Jeremy for false advertising! It does nothing for me!"

MAY: "It isn't great from where I'm sitting either."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 Nov 2016, 08:04
Pintsize: (muffled slurping followed by a sigh of disappointment)
May: "While you are at it, would you mind cleaning up the crevass near the left hip joint. Some residue piles up there, and it's kinda hard to reach. I give you a $2 discount."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 Nov 2016, 13:46
Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 18:57
Although I imagine the coffee cult sings it more like a Gregorian chant.
Chant to the tune of doom (http://www.last.fm/music/Gregorian/_/Ave+Satani+%28The+Omen%29) (this is the performance I wanted there to be in the first place, link now fixed).

Lattem bibimus
Fabam assumus
Ave corpus Juan Valdéz
Ave sanguis hostia hircum
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Blood-Tree on 17 Nov 2016, 17:09
Pintsize: Should've known better than to cheat a friend, And waste the chance that I've been given, So I'm never gonna dance again, The way I danced with you

May: I'm never gonna dance again, Guilty feet have got no rhythm, Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool

*cue sax solo*
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: Thrudd on 17 Nov 2016, 20:56
Because someone had to do it
Definitely not politically correct or in good taste
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 294
Post by: K1dmor on 17 Nov 2016, 21:17
 Pintsize: "So this is the Dark Side".
 May: "Don't make me use the force".