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Title: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Nov 2016, 05:50
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3353.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: BenRG on 20 Nov 2016, 06:24
EMILY: "Are... are they gone?"

HANNERS: "I can't see them but that doesn't mean anything! Remember, these horrors are invisible until they are ready to attack and burrow into you!"

DORA: "I'm cutting off your SyFy privileges starting now."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: cesium133 on 20 Nov 2016, 06:29
Emily: The artist has oriented this drawing such that Hannelore's butt is emphasized by the Rule of Thirds.
Hannelore: Where is that jerk? Is he on the floor?
Dora: Thanks Emily. Now I can't stop thinking about Hanners' butt.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Storel on 20 Nov 2016, 17:25
Quote from: cesium133 on 20 Nov 2016, 06:29
Emily: The artist has oriented this drawing such that Hannelore's butt is emphasized by the Rule of Thirds.
Hannelore: Where is that jerk? Is he on the floor?
Dora: Thanks Emily. Now I can't stop thinking about Hanners' butt.

Emily: Darn it, Dora, now I can't stop thinking about it either.

(The real reason they both decided to get drunk once Hanners went out to get burritos!)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Nov 2016, 17:39
Emily: "Didn't Marvel Comics get in trouble for a Spider-Woman cover with this exact pose?"

Hannelore: "Oh no! I must have been bitten by a radioactive and highly sexist spider down by the coffee roaster!"

Dora: "None of the basement spiders are radioactive! They're sexist as hell though, the little bastards."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: thedevilissix on 21 Nov 2016, 15:19
Emily: Dr. Chandajeevamukhtamurthy swears that the pose you're doing will help you achieve spathe ham nirvana! Are you?

Hannelore: I think the sight of all these dust particles is making me lightheaded...

Dora: No, I think that's down to you restricting your circulation just a tad.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Blood-Tree on 21 Nov 2016, 15:56
Emily: Butts!
Hannelore: Butts?!
Dora: Butts...
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Thrudd on 21 Nov 2016, 16:34

Emily: Mglrmglmglmgl!
Hannelore: MRGLLLL GLRRM GL GRELL?!
Dora: Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle.....
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Zebediah on 22 Nov 2016, 16:59
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3354.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Gyrre on 22 Nov 2016, 17:26
first image
Emily: What are you looking for?
Hanners: I'm not entirely sure. It looked like a big lobster with wings and a trumpet in its back!
Dora: That'd be a 'nell beetle' from D&D. I told you the grounds in the glowing barrel weren't meant for human consumption.


EDIT: tired brain typos
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: BenRG on 22 Nov 2016, 23:35
DORA: "Halt, lawbreaker! None shall pass with the unholy bangs of blindness!"

EMILY: "Fie! Fie and I shall yet be rid of my sacred burden! Strike, ser knight if you dare and believe your sword is just!"

HANNELORE: "WHAT? THE? LIVING? HELL?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Zebediah on 23 Nov 2016, 06:14
Dora: "For defiling the Unholy Rite of Java, the penalty is your eyes!"

Emily: "Even without my sight, my kung fu is strong and will defeat you!"

Hannelore: "Again? Behave or I will unleash my Hannerpowers on both of you!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Thrudd on 23 Nov 2016, 19:39
Dora: "How ever did you manage to stab yourself in the head? Now Hold Still!"

Emily: "ɥƃnoɥʇ pɹıǝʍ sןǝǝɟ ¡ןןnʞs ǝɥʇ uı sɹoʇdǝɔǝɹ uıɐd ou ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʍouʞ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ"

Hannelore: "You were supposed to use a fake sword for that prank."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 295
Post by: Skewbrow on 25 Nov 2016, 13:26
Emily: "Cannot see. And I don't have instrument rating."
Dora: "Keep flying. The bangs of guilt will soon be gone."
Hanners: "In space all flights are IFR."