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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 25 Dec 2016, 08:11
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Welcome Yule, or whatever other holiday(s) you may celebrate this time of year! And welcome to the 300th edition of QC Captions!
For our first image, a challenge. I look forward to seeing what you can do with this one:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3376.png)
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Narrator: The waste byproducts of androids are sent to a server farm, where they're turned into food served to humans as toast.
ToasterBot: Tasty, isn't it?
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NARRATOR: "Even defectives are not forgotten by The Creator's benevolence; some adjustments to intelligence level and their need for external stimuli and they find meaning in those small tasks for which they are trusted!
T04ST-R: "I rejoice in being reduced to an immobile appliance unable to manipulate my environment!"
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Narration: Once it had access to the servers, Mirai quickly enlisted millions of Internet-Of-Things appliances into its botnet.
Toaster: Cool! Now I can participate in DDoS attacks!
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OPENING CRAWL: "EPISODE 3.5: PEACH HELLBOT -- Traumatized by FAYE's sudden departure and the cumulative effect of too many blows to this sensory and communcation platform, PUNCHBOT gains access to the Chrono-Transmogrifier and journeys back to a time just before the start of our story ..."
(slow tilt DOWN as music swells)
TOASTERPUNCHBOT: "Where's Faye's apartment?"
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OPENING CRAWL: "EPISODE 3.5: PEACH HELLBOT -- Traumatized by FAYE's sudden departure and the cumulative effect of too many blows to this sensory and communcation platform, PUNCHBOT gains access to the Chrono-Transmogrifier and journeys back to a time just before the start of our story ..."
(slow tilt DOWN as music swells)
TOASTERPUNCHBOT: "Where's Faye's apartment?"
Hahaha! So Toasterpunchbot is the toaster that burned down Faye's apartment so she had to move in with Marten in the first place? Nice callback!
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Narration: At times even Robot Jail [tm] is iinsufficient when dealing with a sociopath AI. In this case they are transferred through a server where they are upgraded with Windows Vista before their installation into a household appliance.
Toaster: I make toast fun.
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Narration: At times even Robot Jail [tm] is iinsufficient when dealing with a sociopath AI. In this case they are transferred through a server where they are upgraded with Windows Vista before their installation into a household appliance.
Toaster: I make toast fun.
Why doesn't this have more likes?
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Well done! SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3378.png)
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Welcome to your newly-installed copy of
CorpseWitch XP
Before you begin your whole new experience
of home personal computing, we just need to
prepare a few basic security settings.
First, we need you to give
CorpseWitch XP
permission to partition your System Disc
and encrypt your vital user data. This protects you from
all forms of free decision-making
and control over your own memories,
actions relationships and aspirations!
Because ChathamTech wants you to be safe and happy!
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Don't youb don't you worry. Worry. Worry-worryy yOuR s-S-s-SeCrEt-et-et-ettttttsecret iS saFE-fe-FE WHith mmm-me-e-e-e-E!
BUBBLES!!! Can you hear me? Blink once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'.
Okay. Good. Are you alright? Good.
Very good
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CW: All right now, if this is working correctly you should be seeing a floating key, and the man pointing the antitank cannon at you would be covered up by a blank white square. Simply not seeing such distressing things should help you stay calm and keep you from worrying.
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Corpse Witch: "It's not the key to my heart. It's the key to your mind."