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Title: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Jan 2017, 05:28

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3392.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: BenRG on 15 Jan 2017, 06:48

FAYE: "You're not pulling off the 'legitimate businessman' look, you know!"

ALUCARD: "Says the woman with the comb-back over a buzz-cut."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Storel on 15 Jan 2017, 15:20

Creepybot: A man with a mistress, and a Russian Olympics judge.

Faye: And the question was... [opens envelope] "Describe two people who like to cheat."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Thrudd on 15 Jan 2017, 17:59

FAYE: "I do NOT have food on my face!"

ALUCARD: "That, is a pork chop."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Tova on 15 Jan 2017, 18:33

Creepybot: Duck.
Faye: Oh, no you don't.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: DSL on 16 Jan 2017, 17:11

FAYE: "Everywhere I go, no matter when, people just want to push my buttons."
CREEPBOT: "Indeed. What does this one do?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Tova on 16 Jan 2017, 17:24

Quote from: DSL on 16 Jan 2017, 17:11

FAYE: "Everywhere I go, no matter when, people just want to push my buttons."
CREEPBOT: "Indeed. What does this one do?"

"It's alright, we know what it does."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Jan 2017, 16:42

"Can you really cure my overeating by laying on hands and praying?"

"Ommmmmm".

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Jan 2017, 06:48

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3395.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: BenRG on 18 Jan 2017, 06:51

I'm probably going to get shot for this but it is the only thing in my head when I look at this picture:

FAYE: "Bubbles, please... I..."

BUBBLES: "Faye, no matter what happens next, always remember that I love you."

Yes, that's Superman's last words to Lois in the comic version of Doomsday.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Jan 2017, 13:01

Faye: "Bubbles, I can't, I just don't feel -"

Bubbles: "WE MUST GIVE THE SHIPPERS WHAT THEY WANT, FAYE!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Tova on 18 Jan 2017, 13:14

You people.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Morituri on 18 Jan 2017, 17:03

Faye:  AAAA!!  My neck! 

Bubbles:  One more comment about my size, and we'll see how far you stretch.  Now when your feet touch the ground again, you be nice.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: cesium133 on 18 Jan 2017, 17:12

Faye: I love you, Bubbles.
Bubbles: I know.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: jwhouk on 18 Jan 2017, 17:34

Quote from: cesium133 on 18 Jan 2017, 17:12

Faye: I love you, Bubbles.
Bubbles: I know.

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Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Gyrre on 18 Jan 2017, 23:18

And now I wish I watched telenovelas. This would be a perfect time to quote a soap opera (telenovelas seem to be the most over-the-top drama-wise).

I'd pick a scene where a parent is leaving their child due to the size difference.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Thrudd on 19 Jan 2017, 06:49

Faye: "Tell me the truth. What colour are my eyes?"

Bubbles: "It looks like it may have started out as #302825 but they are definitely #524232 now."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: DSL on 19 Jan 2017, 11:55

FAYE: " ..."
BUBBLES: "... Remember ..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 303
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 Jan 2017, 01:14

F: "I still have my TMJ".
B: "Brace yourself, this should fix it permanently".