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Title: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 May 2017, 14:32
I should probably think of a better poll, maybe I'll try to do a better one mid-week. Should be an interesting week!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: jwhouk on 14 May 2017, 15:51
(looks at watch)
(looks at calendar)
(looks at most recent comic)

May I suggest a slight change of Thread Title?

(points to Subject Line)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: shanejayell on 14 May 2017, 16:11
Dates are wrong.

Wonder if we'll get a Mother's Day strip? We haven't seen the cast Moms in awhile.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: blt on 14 May 2017, 16:16
I could see Marten and Claire's moms being good friends.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Kugai on 14 May 2017, 16:17
Dates are wrong
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 14 May 2017, 16:20
Raisins are right, though.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Kugai on 14 May 2017, 16:40
That's a Plum pun
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: brasca on 14 May 2017, 16:41
I could see Marten and Claire's moms being good friends.

I could see them having some past meeting.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 14 May 2017, 16:45
Raisins aren't right. Obviously. The problem is that it's not currants.   :claireface:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 14 May 2017, 16:52
Oh my god, we've gone back in time...

Quick! Someone get the lottery numbers! We can become millionaires!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 May 2017, 17:01
My bad, I copied the title intending to change the details and... :psyduck:

Fixed now though.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: blt on 14 May 2017, 19:14
Early comic and we finally have a shop name.

It would have probably been easier for people to guess it back in whatever old thread if it hadn't involved the street the shop is on.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 May 2017, 19:16
Are the two non-Papyrus fonts real?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 14 May 2017, 19:20
Curlz MT is a real font that's supposed to resemble a stereotypical teenage girl's handwriting. I don't know about the other one but it's probably real.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: mercykills on 14 May 2017, 19:21
Papyrus Font? What are you opening a restaurant for hipster vegans*? Come on, Faye.

*with love to my hipster vegans

Are the two non-Papyrus fonts real?

I've seen fonts meant to resemble marker felt but not actually named 'Marker Felt'.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 May 2017, 19:22
Maybe she just likes Undertale.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: mercykills on 14 May 2017, 19:24
Maybe she just likes Undertale.

Lol. A distinct possibility.

Therefore, I have elected to grant pity. XD
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: A small perverse otter on 14 May 2017, 19:27
Yes, unfortunately, all the fonts are real. Bubbles, as usual, recognizes that they are suboptimal...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Mehre on 14 May 2017, 20:23
Nah, i believe Faye was just making fun. Does anyone else feel a little bit played by that name? After all those names here on forums and to have it named after a street. Trolling par excellance.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: foolsguinea on 14 May 2017, 21:08
Are the two non-Papyrus fonts real?
I hope so, I just downloaded one of them.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Geezergeek on 14 May 2017, 21:24
No. 3481:  This is what Jeph has been aiming at for all these years -- from now on, we'll get a revised version of Gasoline Alley. 
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: jheartney on 14 May 2017, 21:34
Marker Felt (http://www.1001freefonts.com/marker_felt.font)
Curls MT (https://www.myfonts.com/fonts/mti/curlz-mt/)

(Both would be hideous choices for their logo.)

Bubbles is my kind of client. Interesting that in QC Land, we have AIs doing traditionally human work like accounting and graphic design.

Bubbles and Faye should incorporate an LLC for Union Robotics ASAP. They should also make any clients sign a waiver to prevent their being sued frivolously.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 14 May 2017, 22:04
Nah, i believe Faye was just making fun. Does anyone else feel a little bit played by that name? After all those names here on forums and to have it named after a street. Trolling par excellance.

I think it's a pretty solid name, myself. No, I don't think there's any trolling there.

On the other hand, I think Jeph may well indirectly be poking fun at some of the suggested business names via Faye's terrible font choices.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: jheartney on 14 May 2017, 22:14
The name has more than one layer. Yes, Union Street, but it also is a union of a human and AI giving the equivalent of healthcare to AIs.

I'm wondering how many other AI-based clinics there are in QC world. From May's previous predicament, it doesn't sound like it's a common type of service. I wonder how far it will go in replicating human health care; will there eventually be insurance policies Ais can buy to help out with unexpected catastrophic care? Would Faye and Bubbles be equipped to handle such care?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: sitnspin on 14 May 2017, 23:02
Since they can purchase new chassis, and those chassis can quite expensive, I'd think there would be insurance policies for them not unlike auto insurance.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Toe on 14 May 2017, 23:04
Needs more Bleeding Cowboys (http://www.dafont.com/bleeding-cowboys.font).
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: shanejayell on 14 May 2017, 23:04
'Robot Ass Repair' sadly ALSO has a nice ring. Oh well.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 14 May 2017, 23:26
Okay, I've checked out all of those fonts and, frankly, the only problem with them is that they're the sort of fonts that you would expect to be on signs outside shops with small budgets and few prospects. There are several in my local market that glory in such names as: "Fresh Fruit's and Veg's" and "Cheap Value £1! £1! £1!" Maybe it's just that Bubbles is smart enough to know that Faye has a mischievous streak and automatically distrusts everything she says when she grins like that!

I may be guilty of over-reading this, but Bubbles looks a little surprised in Panel 3. Her expression seems to say to me: "What...? Faye made a sensible suggestion? What Bizarro alternate universe is this?"

That said... I've got an odd feeling that I'm missing a reference here. Who or what are Union Robotics and why do I feel that Faye using the name is either inviting a lawsuit or giving the impression that she and Bubbles are the seed to something far bigger?

Additionally: Seriously, Jeph, did you see the poll I put up and decide that you definitely did not want us to think that you were taking our suggestions?


[EDIT]
Thanks to the hard work of someone on the Subreddit and the magic that is Google Maps, I think that I may have found the real-world location: 3 Union Street. Check it out and tell me what you think!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: jwhouk on 15 May 2017, 01:16
US Robotics, perhaps?

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Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Case on 15 May 2017, 01:52
Oh my god, we've gone back in time...

Quick! Someone get the lottery numbers! We can become millionaires!

Somebody called for The News?

Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Zebediah on 15 May 2017, 03:30
Thanks to the hard work of someone on the Subreddit and the magic that is Google Maps, I think that I may have found the real-world location: 3 Union Street. Check it out and tell me what you think!

Where "Spirit of the Heart Wellness" is currently located IRL. And which, technically, is on Market Street.

I was a little surprised - Union Street is a residential street. But yeah, alternate universe and all that.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 15 May 2017, 03:34
I had a peek. Yep, looks like a real life location to me. Checks out.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 15 May 2017, 03:39
Apologies to old hands, but it occurred to me that newer members might not be aware that at one time (though it seems to have been revamped recently) this web site (http://ihatecomicsans.com/) had a contribution from Jeph in the form of this image (https://rdkreative.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/bunnypunch.jpg).

Jeph was railing against Comic Sans twelve years ago (http://qcjeph.livejournal.com/28386.html?page=1) (the dead link was to the image above) - he also mentions Papyrus there if you scroll down.

Here's a nice typographic explanation of what's wrong with Comic Sans (https://designforhackers.com/blog/comic-sans-hate/).
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: SubaruStephen on 15 May 2017, 04:50
At least she didn't suggest Wingdings...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: blt on 15 May 2017, 04:52
You'd figure that an AI, with access to all that computing power and probably a font database, would find wingdings just as intelligible as normal text.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Neko_Ali on 15 May 2017, 05:42
Early comic and we finally have a shop name.

It would have probably been easier for people to guess it back in whatever old thread if it hadn't involved the street the shop is on.

And my dream of Assbutts, Inc has been shot down before even being suggested. :(

Ah well. Maybe Gorillaz can make it into a new song.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: brasca on 15 May 2017, 08:22
The name has more than one layer. Yes, Union Street, but it also is a union of a human and AI giving the equivalent of healthcare to AIs.

I'm wondering how many other AI-based clinics there are in QC world. From May's previous predicament, it doesn't sound like it's a common type of service. I wonder how far it will go in replicating human health care; will there eventually be insurance policies Ais can buy to help out with unexpected catastrophic care? Would Faye and Bubbles be equipped to handle such care?

I hope not because they'd be getting involved with something more corrupt than Corpse Witch and more powerful than Spooky Bot...  The insurance industry!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 May 2017, 08:26
AIs are full citizens and QC Massachusetts has good health care availability, so much so that coffee shop employees have group coverage.

Yet May couldn't get her chassis breakdown covered.

Perhaps the law simply hasn't caught up yet.

Maybe the AIs opted out! Being in a health insurance pool with organics would be hella expensive for limited benefit.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 15 May 2017, 08:39

Yet May couldn't get her chassis breakdown covered.

Perhaps the law simply hasn't caught up yet.

Less that she couldn't get chassis coverage and more to do with the fact that she is still a recent parolee and therefore low on the list of AI the government is willing to get a more advanced chassis to. At this stage, an RC car would have been a step up over what May was given.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Nycticoraci on 15 May 2017, 09:27
Faye's box has changed in the final panel! It's no longer a font message. I wonder why it changed?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 15 May 2017, 09:31
Faye's box has changed in the final panel! It's no longer a font message. I wonder why it changed?

Eh, maybe Jeph just didn't like the original punchline. Alas we do not know, for we are not fonts of knowledge.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 15 May 2017, 09:31
That's a shame - I guess Jeph thought it was too nerdish, perhaps?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 15 May 2017, 09:33
He wanted to make us look dumb.  :roll:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 15 May 2017, 09:39
I've still got the old speech bubble; maybe my cache isn't clearing out. Could someone tell me what are Faye's new lines in panel 4?

*Manually Clears Cache* Oh! I see! Yeah, I think I see Jeph's reason for doing this; he probably thought the original punchline was too 'techy' for a general audience. It also relates to a flash-in-the-pan Internet meme that sort of died out about five years ago which, again, he may have felt made it somewhat inaccessible.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: dna_level_c on 15 May 2017, 09:50
Faye's box has changed in the final panel! It's no longer a font message. I wonder why it changed?

Clearly, the Comic Sans advisory board got to him.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Case on 15 May 2017, 09:56
Maybe the AIs opted out! Being in a health insurance pool with organics would be hella expensive for limited benefit.

Uhmmmmh - Given that QC-verse AI chassis do not come with self-repair capabilities, I'd say the opposite could very well be true (Meaning that humans are probably significantly less likely to have issues due to normal wear & tear, but when we have issues, they are likely to be more costly to treat).

May's chassis showed critical material-fatigue in a joint in under a year - ever heard of a human whose arms fell off simply due to use?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 15 May 2017, 10:05
This is another area in which the culture of government in the US is essentially incomprehensible to the European mind. To public agencies in the US, a parolee is sort of an unclean untouchable who is not really considered worthy of any public services. If May's chassis is defective at the time she received it (which appears to be the case, given her complaints about uneven leg length), well that's her fault for committing a crime. She needs to suck it up and not use up more precious taxpayer's resources by her whining for repairs.

This is ridiculous in fiction. In real life, it becomes a serious driver for recidivism. No-one (at least no-one with the power to do anything about it) seems to care. Jeph made this point by showing how this situation basically forced May into going to a criminal's body-shop and later being forced into prostitution to pay for cosmetic work to make her face match the rest of her body (again a service that she was forced to buy from a serious criminal). This was something that, if Officer Basilisk hadn't been a nice 'bot, would probably have led to her parole being cancelled and her being sent back to Robot Jail (a nightmare for her, from all accounts).
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Morituri on 15 May 2017, 10:26
People really, really hate comic sans.

I don't particularly like it myself.  I would greatly prefer a 'condensed' font that gets about 1.5x as many letters per inch on a line, and Comic Sans looks HORRIBLE - I mean, even more horrible than the other hand-lettering fonts I have available - if you do any kind of scripted conversion to make a condensed font out of it.

But if you asked me the name of a font that mimics printed hand-lettering, and you did it (as most people would) without even telling me what kind of computer or operating system you're using or what your font resources are or whether you're willing to pay money for a font and what language you're writing in and whether you want most of the printable Unicode repertoire and whether you need bold or italic effects and whether you're willing to go download something from a website you've never heard of and install it on your machine, or where to go to get it, or whether  you're relying on it to already be installed on the machines of the people reading the stuff you want to appear in it ...

I would say Comic Sans.

It's available everywhere.  It's free.  It's got a truly extensive character repertoire.  Its character repertoire is available in bold and italic (though not in condensed).  And if someone is looking for a hand-lettering effect, it's really and truly the only thing I know to recommend to them, that I can recommend without getting into a long-winded discussion of what conditions they have and where and in what context they want to use it and what effects they need and so on.  And I don't want to get into that discussion, because I'm not a graphic designer and it's a boring conversation to me.  This only ever comes up when someone is talking about what  web interface they want to hang in front of the code that I wrote and care about, and they have missed the fact that what I do doesn't have jack to do with web interfaces and that I don't give a crap about web interfaces.

Seriously.  I don't want to go on recommending a font people hate so horribly.  Tell me something else - ANYTHING else - that meets universal-use conditions as well as comic sans does.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 15 May 2017, 11:03
May's chassis showed critical material-fatigue in a joint in under a year - ever heard of a human whose arms fell off simply due to use?
If May's chassis is defective at the time she received it (which appears to be the case, given her complaints about uneven leg length),

The impression given in the comic is that the chassis wasn't defective, but rather it was so ridiculously old (by AI standards) that it was out of warranty and thus just falling apart.

It's quite possible that the US government in the QC-verse maintains an AI version of the aircraft boneyard, not for military purposes but for the fact that governments never throw anything away and uses the first generation models for parolees because its cheaper than giving them a more up to date body.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: jheartney on 15 May 2017, 11:31
Faye's box has changed in the final panel! It's no longer a font message. I wonder why it changed?
The wacky-font punchline was too obscure. Also a bit implausible that Bubbles is familiar enough with typography to know that Faye's font recommendations were crappy just from the font names.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 15 May 2017, 11:33
To be fair it shouldn't be hard to figure out that Curlz MT is a bad idea.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Zebediah on 15 May 2017, 14:27
Seriously.  I don't want to go on recommending a font people hate so horribly.  Tell me something else - ANYTHING else - that meets universal-use conditions as well as comic sans does.

Arial.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: retrosteve on 15 May 2017, 14:42
Marker Felt (http://www.1001freefonts.com/marker_felt.font)
Curls MT (https://www.myfonts.com/fonts/mti/curlz-mt/)

(Both would be hideous choices for their logo.)


Nobody seems to have noticed that Jeph's comment bottom right (Robot Ass Repair) is in Marker Felt today.
Also, he seems to have retconned the font jokes away!  :( :(

P.S. If you still have the old cartoon up on your screen, please keep a copy!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2017, 15:48
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 15 May 2017, 16:25
People have shared old versions of other comics that were up for far less long.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: JimC on 15 May 2017, 16:37
That's a shame - I guess Jeph thought it was too nerdish, perhaps?
I'm not entirely sure that referencing the classic features of an old school geocities web page is actually any less nerdish than the font references...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Kugai on 15 May 2017, 17:55
At least Bubbles balances out Faye well.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Zebediah on 15 May 2017, 18:05
Early comic!

If I had a hammer...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 15 May 2017, 18:09
Early comic!

If I had a hammer...

I'd have broken my fingers by accident within 10 minutes.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2017, 18:09
If I had a hammer...
I'd precipitate artificial muscle in the morning.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Kugai on 15 May 2017, 18:40
Fancy equipment or not, there's always a place for a hammer or two
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 15 May 2017, 18:46
Unless its an antiques store.
Or a glass panel shop.
Or a museum of really fragile things.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Perfectly Reasonable on 15 May 2017, 18:56
To Method of Madness:
Thanks for posting the font-joke original. For a while, I thought the comment forum had lost its mind. (usually this means there was an update I missed, but not this time)

---

To Morituri:
So how about  Comic Neue? (http://comicneue.com)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2017, 18:57
Hey, I figure it makes up for fucking up the thread title at first :parrot:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 15 May 2017, 20:09
I may be over-reading this, but it is clear what is going on here. Claire was once a passionate AI chassis repairer, and at the height of her career, was roped into working for the infamous CORPSE WITCH. Unfortunately for all concerned, Claire was too curious for her own good and got too close to the truth. As a result, CW had no choice but to wipe Claire's mind. All that is left is a residual but otherwise inexplicable fascination with the equipment. CW was initially concerned that the wipe was a little broader than intended (we've already seen that CW can be a little careless in her work), and as a result Claire doesn't even recall the purpose of a hammer. At first CW was concerned that this would ultimately reveal the truth of what happened, but she eventually figured that this would not in the future be looked into too seriously.

Claire will never again know her talent and enthusiasm for AI chassis repair, but at least now she can relive her glory days vicariously through the art of Bubbles and Faye, giving us all a glimmer of hope in these dark days of mind manipulation.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Alexander Krizak on 15 May 2017, 20:11
Here is the reason Jeph changed Monday's joke. (http://"https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/864111006343208960") Long story short: he was worried he might have subconsciously plagiarized another comic.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 15 May 2017, 21:04
https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/864111006343208960

The comic in question (http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20170505).

I don't think that the hastily updated comic is very funny, but maybe that's an artifact of seeing the original replaced.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: retrosteve on 15 May 2017, 22:12
To Method of Madness:
Thanks for posting the font-joke original. For a while, I thought the comment forum had lost its mind. (usually this means there was an update I missed, but not this time)

My thanks too, Method -- but it's gone!  Has there been intervention?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Clubman8 on 15 May 2017, 22:32
Union Robotics... Reminds me of Cerulean Robotics, where a certain friend awaits you in New Vegas...

(https://i.imgur.com/06eKb2k.jpg)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 15 May 2017, 23:30
Several questions compete for my attention after reading today's strip, the two most important ones being:
I think I know the answers to both, at least the ones that satisfy me. 

To the first question, I think that the gruelling task is organising the work-space. Basically, they're going to spend hours moving things around based on Faye and Bubbles' competing ideas of what is 'most efficient'. I think that Bubbles would want things set in a progressive and precisely-planned arc, starting with diagnosing tools and then continuing onto stuff you would need for disassembly and reassembly with manufacturing equipment leading in from a different direction. Faye would just want everything scattered randomly around her current position in a circle roughly one arm-length in radius.

Did Claire really not recognise a hammer? I think that she picked up something that looked like a hammer and felt like a hammer and, surrounded as she was by unfamiliar engineering tools, she doubted her ability to guess what she was holding! I base this on the way she's holding the hammer - This is the posture of a woman who does not know if she's picked up an inert piece of metal and rubber or a bit of super-science that could explode with no obvious warning.

I'm guessing the door behind Bubbles and Claire leads to an office space of some sorts. I am suddenly seized by curiosity to see what might be in there. Could it be Jimbo's hermitage where he's remaining hidden away as he tries to think up ideas for his next six novels?


[edit]
Fixed some typos - I'm too much of a perfectionist to leave them! Help!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 16 May 2017, 00:15
  • Did Claire really not recogise a hammer?

*dancing* It's all about the jokes, 'bout the jokes!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 16 May 2017, 00:27
Yeah, I prefer to think up a plausible in-universe explanation that explains events whilst being at least somewhat funny but not requiring the character to suddenly become an imbecile just for the sake of a punchline.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 16 May 2017, 00:40
Yes, I know. Maybe she just hasn't ever seen a ball-peen hammer before.

Honestly, though, it's a funny and there are probably at least three plausible explanations that don't involve her being an idiot. Maybe I'm weird, but I just laugh at the funny and don't really care which explanation is the "right" one (probably just whichever one you want).
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 16 May 2017, 01:07
Claire is not being an idiot by questioning something that looks familiar but in an unfamiliar setting; she is keeping her mind open to the possibility that not all is what it might seem.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: ElsaStegosaurus on 16 May 2017, 01:08
Yeah, basically what you said, Ben.  I just read it not as Claire going dumb, but her getting wrapped up in the super magical high tech of the of the other machines shown in panels 2 and 3.  Surely this cannot be just an ordinary hammer, this must be a special hammer that actually shoots lasers and dispenses robot candy.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 16 May 2017, 01:14
I still think that my mind wipe theory is the best one.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 16 May 2017, 01:55
To Method of Madness:
Thanks for posting the font-joke original. For a while, I thought the comment forum had lost its mind. (usually this means there was an update I missed, but not this time)

My thanks too, Method -- but it's gone!  Has there been intervention?

That link was to Jeph's original, which he has either removed or blocked access to.  Here is a copy:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Akima on 16 May 2017, 02:26
You know, if the local AI cops become clients of Bubbles and Faye, they could sing: "Pow-er, pa-ssion, Union Robot Blues."

The new version of 3481 doesn't seem as funny to me, but then I'm a nerd. It's important to avoid plagiarism, even unconscious, unless you're a mathematician of course:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Case on 16 May 2017, 04:09
  • Did Claire really not recogise a hammer?

*dancing* It's all about the jokes, 'bout the jokes!

No hammer!

This is the posture of a woman who does not know if she's picked up an inert piece of metal and rubber or a bit of super-science that could explode with no obvious warning.

You mean the posture where she's holding the possibly-explody-thingy right in front of her eyes?



(TBH - the rest of your explanation/headcanon about "Claire's Hammer" made sense to me. Not this part, though)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 16 May 2017, 05:06
Early comic!

If I had a hammer...
I'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, hammer at supper time.
If a hammer's in your tool chest, you can use a hammer anytime.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: St.Clair on 16 May 2017, 06:23

What's this?  What's this?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: shanejayell on 16 May 2017, 07:01
I think Claire might have just been being goofy. *shrug*
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Eversist on 16 May 2017, 07:18
Seriously.  I don't want to go on recommending a font people hate so horribly.  Tell me something else - ANYTHING else - that meets universal-use conditions as well as comic sans does.

Arial.

I would say Helvetica. Arial was the ripoff so that Microsoft wouldn't have to pay for the license.

As a graphic designer I appreciated the font joke, but also recognized how incredibly played-out it is to rag on Comic Sans/Papyrus (the addition of Marker Felt was nice and is usually mentioned in the same breath, but is even more niche considering it's an OSX native font). I don't mind the punchline change as a result.

(Sorry for being a day late, but I just noticed the update.)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 16 May 2017, 07:35
I think Claire might have just been being goofy. *shrug*

Nah, Claire isn't able to deliver a funny with a straight face. She always takes on this posture as if she's delivering a punchline on a sitcom and waiting for the laugh track to trigger.

This is the posture of a woman who does not know if she's picked up an inert piece of metal and rubber or a bit of super-science that could explode with no obvious warning.

You mean the posture where she's holding the possibly-explody-thingy right in front of her eyes?

(TBH - the rest of your explanation/headcanon about "Claire's Hammer" made sense to me. Not this part, though)

'm going to have to watch how I type metaphors, especially ones exaggerated for comedic effect, around you, aren't I?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: DSL on 16 May 2017, 09:12
... but if all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Such as the one on your thumb that's going to turn black and fall off in a few days.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: JimC on 16 May 2017, 14:42
... but if all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
But its not true of course: if all you have is a hammer then *none* of your problems look even remotely like nails...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Case on 16 May 2017, 15:02
... but if all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
But its not true of course: if all you have is a hammer then *none* of your problems look even remotely like nails...

Methinks that argument is several toolboxes short of a workshop ...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 16 May 2017, 15:14
I think Claire might have just been being goofy. *shrug*

Nah, Claire isn't able to deliver a funny with a straight face. She always takes on this posture as if she's delivering a punchline on a sitcom and waiting for the laugh track to trigger.

This is the posture of a woman who does not know if she's picked up an inert piece of metal and rubber or a bit of super-science that could explode with no obvious warning.

You mean the posture where she's holding the possibly-explody-thingy right in front of her eyes?

(TBH - the rest of your explanation/headcanon about "Claire's Hammer" made sense to me. Not this part, though)

'm going to have to watch how I type metaphors, especially ones exaggerated for comedic effect, around you, aren't I?

*dances* It's all about the jokes, 'bout the jokes!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: blt on 16 May 2017, 16:56
I think Claire might have just been being goofy. *shrug*

Nah, Claire isn't able to deliver a funny with a straight face. She always takes on this posture as if she's delivering a punchline on a sitcom and waiting for the laugh track to trigger.

Possible counterpoint. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3290)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Morituri on 16 May 2017, 17:46
Seriously.  I don't want to go on recommending a font people hate so horribly.  Tell me something else - ANYTHING else - that meets universal-use conditions as well as comic sans does.
Arial.
I would say Helvetica.

And I would say that neither of those looks anything like hand-lettering. 

I do, however, regularly recommend Helvetica if resemblance to hand-lettering isn't specifically required. 

A really horribly bad version of Arial (which appears about 20% smaller) was, at least up to last year, installed by default on a lot of Linux machines and makes anything in Arial nearly unreadable to some fraction of browsers.

Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: SubaruStephen on 16 May 2017, 18:30
  • Did Claire really not recogise a hammer?

As someone with a lot of tools, this does happen occasionally.
Your average person is only familiar with the good 'ol claw hammer, so if you break out the slap hammer or a reopusse, planishing, or shrinking hammer, they won't recognize it.

An air hammer doesn't even look like a hammer, neither does a slide hammer.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: brasca on 16 May 2017, 18:56
I'm surprised they have all these tools.  It didn't look like Bubbles and Faye left with much.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: JRDelirio on 16 May 2017, 20:35
I'm surprised they have all these tools.  It didn't look like Bubbles and Faye left with much.
Creepybot Grey may have arranged some transfers from CW's accounts.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: DSL on 16 May 2017, 22:18
... but if all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
But its not true of course: if all you have is a hammer then *none* of your problems look even remotely like nails...
That would depend on your approach to problem-solving ... either forging ahead with the knowledge and resources you have, whether strictly relevant or not -- or opting for inaction because conditions are not optimal.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 16 May 2017, 22:46
If the only tool you have is a hammer then you have so many problems it doesn't matter what they look like.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: DSL on 16 May 2017, 23:08
It's all in knowing where to hit. (http://www.oculussearch.com/blog/knowing-where-to-hit-it)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 16 May 2017, 23:33
I'm surprised they have all these tools.  It didn't look like Bubbles and Faye left with much.

I got the impression that Jeremy sort of donated the entire workshop at the Skate Park to Bubbles free-of-charge.

Hey! He didn't need it anymore!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 17 May 2017, 00:07
Sorry about the double-post but... Hey!

New Comic Up!

I've got to say that I kind of like this strip for nostalgic reasons. It's straight out of the first 100 strips - basically a series of wacky wisecracks only loosely tied to anything resembling a plot. It also includes Faye the cheerful sadist and Marten being the easily-manipulable victim!

That aside, I find that I do like how Marten is trying to talk up Faye and get her to go past her anxieties. I also think that he deserves a creativity award for his unique variation on the old showbiz bidding of good wishes "Break a leg!"
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pendrake on 17 May 2017, 00:29
For comic #3483... (https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3483)

"Classic Marten and Faye banter!"

Man, I remember that classic QContent.  I could read (and did, back then) read 500 strips of it without ever getting bored.

All is missing is the underlying flirtations between the pair to fully capture the nostalgia, but (obviously) I can live without it here.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: anahata on 17 May 2017, 01:50
Why did Marten have to move a heavy locker full of tools when it's recently been demonstrated that Bubbles is much better at that sort of thing?

Yeah, I know - any excuse for some classic QC goofy dialogue...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 17 May 2017, 01:55
Why did Marten have to move a heavy locker full of tools when it's recently been demonstrated that Bubbles is much better at that sort of thing?

Because Bubbles and Claire are busy debating 'When is a hammer not a hammer?' and Marten was raised by a dominant mother that has left him permanently unable to interrupt a woman when she's doing something. :laugh:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: retrosteve on 17 May 2017, 05:34
I'm surprised they have all these tools.  It didn't look like Bubbles and Faye left with much.
Creepybot Grey may have arranged some transfers from CW's accounts.
Or Jeremy might have donated tons of CW's old repair tools, not having a lot of use for them himself.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Neko_Ali on 17 May 2017, 06:20
Come now, Faye. Pizza is a perfectly valid substitute for moving payment.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Eversist on 17 May 2017, 07:00
Seriously.  I don't want to go on recommending a font people hate so horribly.  Tell me something else - ANYTHING else - that meets universal-use conditions as well as comic sans does.
Arial.
I would say Helvetica.

And I would say that neither of those looks anything like hand-lettering. 

I do, however, regularly recommend Helvetica if resemblance to hand-lettering isn't specifically required. 

A really horribly bad version of Arial (which appears about 20% smaller) was, at least up to last year, installed by default on a lot of Linux machines and makes anything in Arial nearly unreadable to some fraction of browsers.

I wasn't replying in that regard. They are nearly identical fonts as one is basically a carbon copy of the other. I was just pointing out to Zebediah that Helvetica is the OG.

To be fair, you did say "universal-use," which Helvetica definitely hits. Legibility, a thousand weights, and timelessness.

If you're talking approachability... As far as handwriting fonts (or comic book lettering, as Comic Sans was created to mimic), I could name a few (Good Dog, mostly known for being used in the "Keep Austin Weird" slogan, and Chalkboard and Kristen are also classics from the PC), but of course they do not have the ubiquity of Comic Sans. Comic Sans has been a native font on PCs for over 20 years and has been the butt of tired graphic designer jokes for about that long. Hard to beat it.

I could nerd out about typefaces forever, so I'll stop now.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: JoeCovenant on 17 May 2017, 08:15
I can't utterly hate Comic Sans, seeing as how it was (without doubt) based on Charles M. Schulz's lettering style.

But seeing it anywhere other than in a Peanuts cartoon is... well... yeah...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Clubman8 on 17 May 2017, 10:12
Faye's right, Marten was actually a character for the first time in like four arcs!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: sitnspin on 17 May 2017, 10:15
To be fair, my only problem with Comic Sans is that it looks bloody awful.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 17 May 2017, 10:17
Come now, Faye. Pizza is a perfectly valid substitute for moving payment.
I came here just to post the very same thing. A slice at least!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: oddtail on 17 May 2017, 11:40
To be fair, my only problem with Comic Sans is that it looks bloody awful.

Seconded. It just plain looks bad.

If one absolutely NEEDS something that looks kinda like Comic Sans, a much better designed alternative is Comic Neue: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_Neue .
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: JimC on 17 May 2017, 13:10
To be fair, my only problem with Comic Sans is that it looks bloody awful.
If one absolutely NEEDS something that looks kinda like Comic Sans, a much better designed alternative is Comic Neue: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_Neue .
Partially disagree. Comic neue is much more primary school writing than Comic sans vague representation of comic lettering, so is even less use for the original purpose. OTOH a lot of the inappropriate use of comic sans is in situations where the author probably wanted primary school writing, so it does work better for that... I did work up a font of my own hand ball pen lettering, which was intended to have adequate small caps, but getting it really nice and even, at least with the software I have and time I want to devote, is a suprisingly large task...

(http://www.devboats.co.uk/fonts/jch.jpg)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Thrudd on 17 May 2017, 14:01
It's all in knowing where to hit. (http://www.oculussearch.com/blog/knowing-where-to-hit-it)
I was going to post a clip of Storm Shadow demonstrating his techniques on a tank but my Google-fu is weak and I can't even remember which episode it was either.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 17 May 2017, 15:15
The thing I like about the new business name is that it gives of a solid, dependable vibe. Just the kind of image that their venture needs. No AI will want to put their precious chassis in the hands of amateurs.

Any handwritten font, let alone the infamous comic sans, is going to completely counteract that image. I'm no graphic designer, but for that reason alone, comic sans is clearly not fit for purpose.

Not wanting to defend comic sans specifically, but I'd guess that any free and ubiquitous handwritten font is doomed to be overused and thus reviled.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 17 May 2017, 16:07
"Bring me the priest" - Zorg
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: brasca on 17 May 2017, 16:45
Come now, Faye. Pizza is a perfectly valid substitute for moving payment.

I understand the wisdom in avoiding alcohol even if it's for others, but the least she could do is bring a pizza. 
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 17 May 2017, 16:51
Come now, Faye. Pizza is a perfectly valid substitute for moving payment.

I understand the wisdom in avoiding alcohol even if it's for others, but the least she could do is bring a pizza.

Yeah, but you guys are forgetting that Faye and Marten live together. Even if they aren't having pizza at Union Robotics, Faye could still spring for pizza on the way back to the apartment.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: SubaruStephen on 17 May 2017, 17:21
Why did Marten have to move a heavy locker full of tools when it's recently been demonstrated that Bubbles is much better at that sort of thing?

She's probably busy clothes shopping, after all, she's a business owner now, and a business owner needs a proper suit.


Or....she could be over in the corner, demonstrating to Claire how an English Wheel works.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 17 May 2017, 18:25
It's all about the jokes!

Seriously (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfFunny).
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Kugai on 17 May 2017, 18:54
Surely that large Toolcase had wheels??

On the other hand, maybe Marten really needs to work out more




And is it me  or is Faye  looking  particularly busty in todays comic?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Storel on 17 May 2017, 18:58
Why did Marten have to move a heavy locker full of tools when it's recently been demonstrated that Bubbles is much better at that sort of thing?

Because Faye said (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3482) they reserved the most grueling tasks for Marten, right there in the previous strip!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 17 May 2017, 19:26
You know, the real question is why didn't Marten take the tools out of the cabinet, then move the cabinet and put the tools in afterwards?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 May 2017, 19:51
Because it's funnier when he does more work than he has to.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Perfectly Reasonable on 17 May 2017, 20:56
Wrto fonts that mimic hand lettering...
I'm wondering why comics must be in ALL CAPS. Does that tradition date from a time when comics were for little kids who had not yet learned to read Mixed Case?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 17 May 2017, 20:58
I've wondered that myself. Makes it seem like the characters are YELLING.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 17 May 2017, 21:07
Wrto fonts that mimic hand lettering...
I'm wondering why comics must be in ALL CAPS. Does that tradition date from a time when comics were for little kids who had not yet learned to read Mixed Case?
I've wondered that myself. Makes it seem like the characters are YELLING.  :psyduck:
Basically when comics with text first appeared, capital text was used simply because it was simpler than cursive script, and in some instances, faster, which was especially critical due to the severe deadline nature of comics.

By the 60s, the printing technology still meant that the quality of the inks and paper meant the inks were prone to running and so capitalised letters still kept their legibility. The technology improved significantly by the 80s, especially in Frank Miller's Batman: Year One, which was one of the first modern era comics to make use of cursive script for thoughts, and later in the Sandman.

But pretty much the reason they still use capital letters nowadays is because it's faster and usually takes up less space in a speech bubble, look at lower case letters like "q" and "p" and how they take up space beneath them to see what I mean.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: SubaruStephen on 17 May 2017, 21:16
Why did Marten have to move a heavy locker full of tools when it's recently been demonstrated that Bubbles is much better at that sort of thing?

Or....she could be over in the corner, demonstrating to Claire how an English Wheel works.

Co2 laser, close enough. :roll:


:edit:
Also: daaaaaaaaaang!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Neko_Ali on 17 May 2017, 21:22
daaaaaaaang indeed.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Kugai on 17 May 2017, 21:22
I suddenly heard Fayes line in the last Panel in Gilbert Godfrieds voice.  ;D

And Lasers are cool.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 17 May 2017, 21:23
And Lasers are cool.

What's in the path of the laser, however, is hot.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 17 May 2017, 21:34
I suddenly heard Fayes line in the last Panel in Gilbert Godfrieds voice.  ;D

And from now on, I shall only be ever to hear Gilbert Gottfried's voice as Faye's.

Congratulations (you monster)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Gyrre on 17 May 2017, 21:38
To be fair, my only problem with Comic Sans is that it looks bloody awful.

Seconded. It just plain looks bad.

If one absolutely NEEDS something that looks kinda like Comic Sans, a much better designed alternative is Comic Neue: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_Neue .
Now I'm curious as to what you all think of Anime Ace.  (http://www.1001fonts.com/anime-ace-font.html)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Gyrre on 17 May 2017, 21:47
Surely that large Toolcase had wheels??

On the other hand, maybe Marten really needs to work out mmor
Hes's like a spaghetti noodle. No muscle. He should try to be more like linguini (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JcwucdJsHtg).
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Storel on 17 May 2017, 22:11
daaaaaaaang indeed.

Yeah, if I saw someone using a laser to cut cheese, I'd go "Daaaaang!" too.  8-)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: St.Clair on 17 May 2017, 22:32
daaaaaaaang indeed.

Yeah, if I saw someone using a laser to cut cheese, I'd go "Daaaaang!" too.  8-)

There's an old (like, late 70s) Fineous Fingers (D&D parody) strip showing someone using a lightsaber to do it.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Timemaster on 17 May 2017, 22:40
Hah, robo-sexism! Crucify him!  :-D

Butt jokes are always the best. But Bubbles´ impressive posterior leaves me with one question. The dark red garment she is wearing, was she wearing it under her armour? This would be absolutely rasonable to protect her skin from the supposedly rather hard armour plates. It is also reasonable that it´s cut rather tight.

Really, really tight....  :-o

So, basically, she is running around in her underwear. Which was clenched between her skin and armour for several years, it seems. Although there is no sweat involved here, I suppose it´s not really clean anymore.

Claire, when you´re done with that brie, maybe you could take Bubbles for some shopping? I hope there is a shop for people in XXL-size around in town.

TM
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 17 May 2017, 23:42
As I suggested in a caption competition a week or so back, Bubbles' chassis is a monument to the potential perfection of the human form and it looks like Tai, Dora and Faye are about to discuss that it some detail! I'm just wondering how Bubbles is going to react when she realises that her posterior has a function that she never knew about: Hypnotising some of her friends!

Meanwhile, Claire is learning something new about herself: She likes watching practical materials engineering happening!

I hope there is a shop for people in XXL-size around in town.

There should be! I mean, where else would Elliott get clothing?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 May 2017, 23:48
So this is the second instance of somebody being gangdanged in QC or have I missed something?

The first time. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2291)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: gopher on 17 May 2017, 23:51
Didn't Faye give May shit for exactly this objectification?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Akima on 18 May 2017, 00:53
Hypnotising some of her friends!
That's just sill- "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTUSH!"

By the 60s, the printing technology still meant that the quality of the inks and paper meant the inks were prone to running and so capitalised letters still kept their legibility.
Curiously, I have read that research into the legibility of text demonstrated that all lower-case text was easier to read in poor print quality, since it is less dense and has more distinctive letterforms.

Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 18 May 2017, 01:04
The UK's road signs use mixed case for exactly that reason.  The Worboys Committee which redesigned them in the 1960s cited research showing that the overall shapes of words were part of the way we recognise them in fast reading, and the use of lower case obviously gives variation in those shapes which the rectangular blocks of words all in capitals lack.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: JimC on 18 May 2017, 01:13
Didn't Face give May shit for exactly this Objectification?

And in any case isn't ogling a robot's posterior akin to getting all worked up about a shop window dummy?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TinPenguin on 18 May 2017, 01:32
On a complete tangent, I've never understood how people can carry bottles like that. It makes me nervous.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 18 May 2017, 01:36
Didn't Face give May shit for exactly this Objectification?

And in any case isn't ogling a robot's posterior akin to getting all worked up about a shop window dummy?

A shop window dummy isn't a moving, talking, feeling person. That's the difference.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Zebediah on 18 May 2017, 03:31
Claire, when you´re done with that brie, maybe you could take Bubbles for some shopping? I hope there is a shop for people in XXL-size around in town.

There's one down in Holyoke, so close enough.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2017, 04:06
for little kids who had not yet learned to read Mixed Case?
I don't get this. Do kids not learn mixed case from the very beginning? Why would kids learn with all caps?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: St.Clair on 18 May 2017, 04:47
I definitely learned (with) mixed case.
Then back in high school, I got annoyed at how uneven and sloppy my lowercase letters seemed (to me) and went to small caps.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Jakk Frost on 18 May 2017, 06:38
Didn't Face give May shit for exactly this Objectification?

And in any case isn't ogling a robot's posterior akin to getting all worked up about a shop window dummy?

A shop window dummy isn't a moving, talking, feeling person. That's the difference.

Technically I think feminists would still normally consider it sexual objectification anyways since, android or not, (and shop window dummy or not), Bubbles looks like a woman.  And I'm pretty sure they consider the real life robot sex dolls to be sexually objectifying, at least when the robots look like women.  However, since it's women doing the objectifying, feminists would be silent.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: brasca on 18 May 2017, 07:09
Didn't Faye give May shit for exactly this objectification?

Yes, but in May's case she walked up to Bubbles and remarked about her posterior so it was more about her being rude than objectification which honestly everybody does and is only a problem if people act on those impulses. 

It's actually a credit to Dora that she didn't notice earlier when she was there for the lease signing.  She saw Bubbles out of her armor and even though the sweater covered the top half she could still get a good look if she was that curious. 
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: shanejayell on 18 May 2017, 07:16
Heh.

Getting 'Daaaang'ed by a lesbian, bi-lesbian and a bi-curious. Or possible robo-sexual.  :-D
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: fayelovesbubbles on 18 May 2017, 07:30
Dora is bisexual. There's no such thing as a bi lesbian.  :-D
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: djhash on 18 May 2017, 08:12
So while Bubbles gets danged for her butt; Claire and Bubbles are "cutting the cheese"? Two butt jokes in one comic!
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Neko_Ali on 18 May 2017, 08:27
It is clear that Jeph's Butts Disease is acting up again. Maybe there was a full moon out when he wrote this script.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Bollthorn on 18 May 2017, 08:44
It is clear that Jeph's Butts Disease is acting up again. Maybe there was a full moon out when he wrote this script.

I see what you did there  :wink:

But yes, dat ass :3
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 18 May 2017, 08:50
By the 60s, the printing technology still meant that the quality of the inks and paper meant the inks were prone to running and so capitalised letters still kept their legibility.
Curiously, I have read that research into the legibility of text demonstrated that all lower-case text was easier to read in poor print quality, since it is less dense and has more distinctive letterforms.

It depends, as many companies tended to be "draw up, scale down" in their operations, so it was basically who would scale down the lettering and keep it legible. Marvel had more success than DC did for some time.

I mean, the technology has improved in leaps and bounds since the days of pulp paper and runny ink printed en-masse. Today, lettering is done by computers and the materials are significantly better than they were.

I think I know the research you've read, and it does make a fair point, but another study suggested that readability decreased with length of sentence. Rather, the idea is that caps worked fine for a visual medium like comics, but you go for mixed case for something like a novel.

But the idea of all uppercase standing for shouting is actually a recent phenomenon, with the rise of emails and the internet in popularity in the last couple of the 90s. Before that, it was considered a more polite, though uncommon way to write things, especially for left-handed writers, architects and people with horrendous hand-writing.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: fayelovesbubbles on 18 May 2017, 08:57
Bubbles definitely has a nice, dare I say, bubble booty.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: izerth on 18 May 2017, 09:23
But the idea of all uppercase standing for shouting is actually a recent phenomenon, with the rise of emails and the internet in popularity in the last couple of the 90s. Before that, it was considered a more polite, though uncommon way to write things, especially for left-handed writers, architects and people with horrendous hand-writing.

The rise of the email in the 60s and 70s actually reduced the conception of caps as shouting, since early computers often did not have the option of lower case.   The first known use of caps as shouting is from 1856 in the Washington DC newspaper the Evening Star, well before the internet.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: ronbo on 18 May 2017, 12:07
I think someone needs to inform McKayla Maroney that it is on.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Akima on 18 May 2017, 16:24
And I'm pretty sure they consider the real life robot sex dolls to be sexually objectifying, at least when the robots look like women.
Well, sex-dolls are sexually objectifying, but then they are inanimate objects. In the QCverse, sentient AI people complicate the issue in that some people see them as objects in a way that they don't see human beings (see the remark above comparing Bubbles to a shop-window dummy), and yet AIs as sophisticated as Bubbles are thinking, feeling, sentient beings surely as worthy of respect as we meat-bags. In a sense, all physical attraction is based on objectification, but I think it becomes objectionable if people are seen primarily (and often only) as sexual objects.

On a tangent, I was pleased to see Tai looking more recognisably like Tai again.

On a chord, I suppose Jeph had to find a way to make clear that Dora was bringing a non-alcoholic drink to the party to head off all the "OMG! DORA IS GIVING BOOZE TO AN ALCOHOLIC" reactions, but it's a bit uncool to announce it like that. Better just to hand over the bottle of apple-juice, and pass over the reason in silence, I think.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Perfectly Reasonable on 18 May 2017, 17:49
To be fair, my only problem with Comic Sans is that it looks bloody awful.

Seconded. It just plain looks bad.

If one absolutely NEEDS something that looks kinda like Comic Sans, a much better designed alternative is Comic Neue: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_Neue .
Now I'm curious as to what you all think of Anime Ace.  (http://www.1001fonts.com/anime-ace-font.html)

Anime Ace looks like a creditable effort. Alas, it seems to be upper case only. I'm thinking of doing manga translations, and for that I want upper and lower case. (Full disclosure: I have used MS Comic Sans before I knew of alternatives.)


Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 18 May 2017, 17:56
Wow, really early comic tonight.

And I guess they'll need to take care of Dora.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 18 May 2017, 17:59
I found the answer!

"I am a font of merriment and good cheer."

Forget Comic Sans, we have Akima.  :wink:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: QuestionableIntentions on 18 May 2017, 17:59
Plot twist: Hanners and Bubbles explain, entirely serious, that they are not. The rest of QC consists of the robots take over by subtle and not so subtle means.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Random Wanderer on 18 May 2017, 18:16
The rest of QC consists of the robots take over by subtle and not so subtle means.

You say that as if that hasn't been the plot of the entire comic already.  :-P
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 18 May 2017, 18:27
Plot twist: Hanners and Bubbles explain, entirely serious, that they are not. The rest of QC consists of the robots take over by subtle and not so subtle means.

Close. What will actually happen is that Hanners and Bubbles will laugh. Yes, they will cry! Of course we are just kidding!

Later, Dora will mysteriously have no memory of her toast, and will never mention the robot hegemony again.

*cough* Obviously there is no robot hegemony plot and I don't mean to imply otherwise.

...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: dreed on 18 May 2017, 18:41
Haha.  I love the page.  And the fact that it's implied that Han would be privy to robot uprising.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2017, 19:02
but it's a bit uncool to announce it like that. Better just to hand over the bottle of apple-juice, and pass over the reason in silence, I think.
Wait, what? She just said that it was sparkling apple juice and apologized for not helping with the move. It's not like she said "here's apple-juice, IT'S NOT CHAMPAGNE, WINK WINK!" Unless there was another text change and I missed it?

(Also sparkling cider is gods damn delicious, I prefer the taste of it to champagne)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 18 May 2017, 19:12
Appletiser has been a popular sparkling apple juice in Australia for a long time. It is pretty tasty. There is Grapetiser as well.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: War Sparrow on 18 May 2017, 19:20
Re: Non alcoholic champagne alternatives

I had apple cider wine or something at one point, and I don't recall the cidery. It bothers me.
If you are in Maple country (Or at least Ottawa) you can get sparkling maple sap. I highly recommend. For those unfamiliar, maple syrup comes from boiled sap, and it takes 40 buckets of sap to make 1 bucket of syrup. So they take the unboiled sap, add some CO2, and Bob's your uncle. 

Bubbles has nailed the deadpan, hasn't she?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Squiddlywinx on 18 May 2017, 19:41
Hanners is gonna be fine since she got a cybernetic teleportation implant. She's more machine than man now.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: DSL on 18 May 2017, 19:50
It is clear that Jeph's Butts Disease is acting up again. Maybe there was a full moon out when he wrote this script.

It's just a phase.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Squiddlywinx on 18 May 2017, 19:56
It is clear that Jeph's Butts Disease is acting up again. Maybe there was a full moon out when he wrote this script.

It's just a phase.

 :clairedoge:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Gyrre on 18 May 2017, 21:09
for little kids who had not yet learned to read Mixed Case?
I don't get this. Do kids not learn mixed case from the very beginning? Why would kids learn with all caps?
It'd make about as much sense as Common Core education°.

 ° The 'Common Core' education system was created by a comitee of 297 people, only 2 of which were educators. Both of educators strongly advise against the implementation of Common Core education. And, Common Core's biggest proponents send their kids to private schools that refuse to implement it.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Nycticoraci on 18 May 2017, 21:11
If Hannelores dad is considered the God of AI, is Hannelore Jesus?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: brasca on 18 May 2017, 21:45
Robot Hegemony?  Please that's so pretentious.  Call them Spookybot.  Dora already met them even if she was knocked out the whole time. 
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2017, 21:46
Wait, that's who they're talking about?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 18 May 2017, 22:16
I can neither confirm nor deny that.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Akima on 18 May 2017, 22:20
Forget Comic Sans, we have Akima.  :wink:
Very droll. :P

A robot hegemony would be fine until a civil war broke out over how to pronounce hegemony...
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 18 May 2017, 22:25
What? I thought it was a hedge o' money!!*

* Just kidding**.
** Kind of kidding. I did think that the first time I saw the word, how ever long ago that was.

P.S. The comic kind of reminds me of this scene from Moana (first 20 seconds or so).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-TQs2bOdbc

P.P.S. Sorry about the terrible joke.
P.P.P.S. Okay, both of them.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 18 May 2017, 23:20
We are reminded of something important here: A universal in-joke that everyone knows to play along with is indistinguishable from objective reality. Bubbles' deadpan delivery doesn't make it any easier. I suspect that Faye will be urgently demanding a reply to her question, based on her expression!

Meanwhile... Am I the only one slightly puzzled by Dora needing Tai to act as memory backup? It's cute but Dora is usually so detail-oriented that I can't help but wonder if she has something else on her mind.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TinPenguin on 18 May 2017, 23:29
I got the impression Dora hadn't thought to ask the name of the company, but luckily for her Tai had managed to acquire the saving knowledge.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Gyrre on 18 May 2017, 23:30
If Hannelores dad is considered the God of AI, is Hannelore Jesus?
Don't be silly. She'd be 'Yeshua', not 'Jesus'. :D



Also, theologically speaking, that's a "no". Since Hanners and her dad are two entirely separate beings as opposed to being two parts of the same trinity (see the term "god head"). The deeper stuff is kind of hard to wrap your head around at first. Ravi Zacharias helps.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 18 May 2017, 23:49
If Hannelores dad is considered the God of AI, is Hannelore Jesus?

She's certainly a celebrity of sorts amongst some AI, based on May's reaction to the first time they met 'in the flesh', as it were. Whether there is anything further than that, Jeph hasn't specified. The possibility that AIs consider her a kind of 'sister' is my headcanon and not shown in the strip in any way of which I am aware.

Also, theologically speaking, that's a "no". Since Hanners and her dad are two entirely separate beings as opposed to being two parts of the same trinity (see the term "god head"). The deeper stuff is kind of hard to wrap your head around at first. Ravi Zacharias helps.

Not all Christians accept the teaching of the Trinity as being anything but recycled Babylonian paganism adopted for marketing reasons.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 19 May 2017, 00:20
but it's a bit uncool to announce it like that. Better just to hand over the bottle of apple-juice, and pass over the reason in silence, I think.
Wait, what? She just said that it was sparkling apple juice and apologized for not helping with the move. It's not like she said "here's apple-juice, IT'S NOT CHAMPAGNE, WINK WINK!" Unless there was another text change and I missed it?

(Also sparkling cider is gods damn delicious, I prefer the taste of it to champagne)

Does the US call sparkling apple juice "cider", then?  Where I live, cider (or occasionally "cyder") is an alcoholic drink made from fermenting apples, stronger than beer and sold as a minority alternative to it.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: BenRG on 19 May 2017, 00:28
In the US, 'cider' does not automatically mean an alcoholic drink, no. There have actually been some incidents on trans-Atlantic children's TV as a result of this linguistic quirk.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Nycticoraci on 19 May 2017, 00:35
If Hannelores dad is considered the God of AI, is Hannelore Jesus?
Don't be silly. She'd be 'Yeshua', not 'Jesus'. :D



Also, theologically speaking, that's a "no". Since Hanners and her dad are two entirely separate beings as opposed to being two parts of the same trinity (see the term "god head"). The deeper stuff is kind of hard to wrap your head around at first. Ravi Zacharias helps.

I'll be honest, I was actually joking :P.

Personally I think a more likely Jesus candidate would be if Hanners dad successfully completed a human->machine upload, and uploaded a copy of himself to a machine. Then we have the father and the son. Station is totally the holy ghost.

That said, current research puts doubt on how likely non-destructive complete scan technology might be, so the possibility of a digital copy might be moot. Whether it is possible or not, there's a number of interesting ethical conundrums either way.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Morituri on 19 May 2017, 00:49

Does the US call sparkling apple juice "cider", then?  Where I live, cider (or occasionally "cyder") is an alcoholic drink made from fermenting apples, stronger than beer and sold as a minority alternative to it.

It's ... regional.  'Applejack' is a term that's completely unambiguous in the US for alcoholic cider.  If you just say 'cider', you'll get applejack in small patches of the south and midwest, apple juice on either coast, or apple juice mulled with spices (and ideally served hot) in the midwest to north. 

It's also seasonal.  Cider is juice mulled with spices and served hot in the coldest months of the winter, even in places where it's just juice, and served cold, for the rest of the year.

If you want to be sure, you can ask for "mulled cider" or "apple juice" or "applejack". 

And of course the sparkling apple juice that gets bottled with carbonation is a much newer invention which is none of these things.

Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 19 May 2017, 02:17
Well, whatever the name... enjoy the bubbles, Bubbles.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Stoutfellow on 19 May 2017, 04:07
"Hard cider" is also unambiguous for alcoholic cider. (I don't recall ever hearing "soft cider", though; but my memory in this respect may be faulty.)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 19 May 2017, 05:29
Pintsize told her. It's coming in July, so she doesn't really have enough time to stop it anyway.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Neko_Ali on 19 May 2017, 08:04
I swear we've had the cider discussion here before. Cider in the US usually refers to the liquid of pressed apples. Mostly available seasonally in the fall, as it is generally not overly processed and sweetened like apple juice. It also tends to be a darker brown color rather than light amber like apple juice. It is non-alcoholic. Hard Cider is the alcoholic version of it, or as mentioned in some places it's called Applejack. I've never heard it called that along the East Coast.

Sparkling cider is what Dora brought. It's filtered and often sweetened like apple juice is, then carbonation is added to make it look similar to a champagne/sparkling wine.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 19 May 2017, 08:11
I swear we've had the cider discussion here before.

Yes, yes we have had this discussion before. And the exact same things were said then too.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Neko_Ali on 19 May 2017, 08:23
Okay, I wasn't sure if that was deja vu again or not...
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 19 May 2017, 08:28
Unlike some alcoholic drinks, my memory does not improve with age...

But at least I can still recall my name.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Storel on 19 May 2017, 15:54
Okay, I wasn't sure if that was deja vu again or not...

"It's deja vu all over again!" -- Yogi Berra
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Kugai on 19 May 2017, 15:57
Now we know what the Spookybot Hive Mind is the  beginning  of

Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: SubaruStephen on 19 May 2017, 16:35
Forget Comic Sans, we have Akima.  :wink:
Very droll. :P

"akima" would actually be a good name for a font.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Storel on 19 May 2017, 16:41
Forget Comic Sans, we have Akima.  :wink:
Very droll. :P

"akima" would actually be a good name for a font.

Yes, but it would have to have both Chinese and Australian characteristics... somehow.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Perfectly Reasonable on 19 May 2017, 20:34
I for one welcome our new robot hegemons.

...
There are some  interesting First Name logos (http://flamingtext.in/Name-Logos/Akima/) out there.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Storel on 20 May 2017, 00:43
I for one welcome our new robot hegemons.

Fortunately, it appears we don't have much to worry about in our universe... yet:

An AI invented a bunch of new paint colors that are hilariously wrong (https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/05/an-ai-invented-a-bunch-of-new-paint-colors-that-are-hilariously-wrong/)

There are some  interesting First Name logos (http://flamingtext.in/Name-Logos/Akima/) out there.

Nice! I had to disable my ad-blocker to see any of them, though.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: JimC on 20 May 2017, 01:17
... And the exact same things were said then too.
You must admit it would be distinctly disturbing if completely different things had been said back then.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: jwhouk on 20 May 2017, 05:45
Forget Comic Sans, we have Akima.  :wink:
Very droll. :P

"akima" would actually be a good name for a font.

Yes, but it would have to have both Chinese and Australian characteristics... somehow.  :psyduck:

Inverted Chinese?
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Dal Gurak on 20 May 2017, 07:55
Forget Comic Sans, we have Akima.  :wink:
Very droll. :P

"akima" would actually be a good name for a font.

Yes, but it would have to have both Chinese and Australian characteristics... somehow.  :psyduck:

Well ... okay.  I never thought I would post something - I've been reading the comic ever since the one where Hannelore asked Faye to make her a Tom Collins for barf-cleaning purposes.  So however long that's been.  But I've only been reading the forums for a couple of years, and had nothing really important to say.  But today I have made an account in order to post.  I hope I'm not going to piss anyone off or offend anybody - it's not intentional, and I apologize in advance.

The name of that font you're talking about?  I propose it should be called Waltzing Akima.  Sing along:

Once a liumang, camped by a heliu
Under the shade of a Katsura tree
He sang as he watched and waited for his Biluochun
"Who'll come a-waltzing Akima with me?"

Waltzing Akima, Waltzing Akima
Who'll come a-waltzing Akima with me?
And he sang as he watched and waited for his Biluochun
"Who'll come a-waltzing Akima with me?"

Okay.  Had to get that out there.  Again, I thought it was funny and kind of awesome - not trying to offend anybody.  I'll go back to lurking.  Everyone take care.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 20 May 2017, 11:03
I for one welcome our new robot hegemons.

Fortunately, it appears we don't have much to worry about in our universe... yet:

An AI invented a bunch of new paint colors that are hilariously wrong (https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/05/an-ai-invented-a-bunch-of-new-paint-colors-that-are-hilariously-wrong/)
The blog that that's from (http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com) also has several attempts at AI-invented recipes. One of them someone actually tried to make (http://ellis.scot/2017/05/baking-with-a-recipe-written-by-a-neural-network/), and they claim it's not completely horrible.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Kugai on 20 May 2017, 16:18
Baby steps folks, baby steps.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: HiFranc on 21 May 2017, 11:34
I can't help but think of these two (guest) strips:
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1975
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2231
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Gyrre on 21 May 2017, 17:15
Also, theologically speaking, that's a "no". Since Hanners and her dad are two entirely separate beings as opposed to being two parts of the same trinity (see the term "god head"). The deeper stuff is kind of hard to wrap your head around at first. Ravi Zacharias helps.

Not all Christians accept the teaching of the Trinity as being anything but recycled Babylonian paganism adopted for marketing reasons.

...?
If he's teaching that sort of thing, that might explain why I haven't had a small group use any of his lesson plans for the past 8 years.

I did like the timey-whimey stuff he covered.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Method of Madness on 21 May 2017, 21:17
recycled Babylonian paganism
I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to make the concept of the trinity sound awesome, but you did.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: cesium133 on 23 May 2017, 17:55
Thinking of AI taking over the world, here's one that writes very eccentric gay porn. (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/22/deeptingle_ai_transforms_writing/)  :psyduck:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Case on 23 May 2017, 19:22
Thinking of AI taking over the world, here's one that writes very eccentric gay porn. (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/22/deeptingle_ai_transforms_writing/)  :psyduck:

Lacks a bit in imagination, compared to Pintsize's Twitter.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 23 May 2017, 19:26
You're setting the bar pretty high there, Case.  8-)
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: OldGoat on 23 May 2017, 23:27
You're setting the bar pretty high there, Case.  8-)
Or low, as the case may be.   :laugh:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Jakk Frost on 25 May 2017, 12:47
Didn't Faye give May shit for exactly this objectification?

Yes, but in May's case she walked up to Bubbles and remarked about her posterior so it was more about her being rude than objectification which honestly everybody does and is only a problem if people act on those impulses.

That's not the popular narrative these days, even just looking can be a crime, if you look at the wrong person.

And I'm pretty sure they consider the real life robot sex dolls to be sexually objectifying, at least when the robots look like women.
Well, sex-dolls are sexually objectifying, but then they are inanimate objects.

Well my point was they call sex dolls and even "pocket pussies" or fleshlights sexually objectifying, but they don't apply the same thinking to dildos, which have a much larger market.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Gyrre on 25 May 2017, 23:29
Your complaint has been noted, Jakk.

However, it should be stated that things are seldom so simple as the terms you've placed them in. Kudos for addressing that a double-standard does exist amongst part of the population in some regards. However, it should also be noted that that's 'one grain of rice weighed against a hundred' so to speak.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 26 May 2017, 00:47
This should apply both ways, too.

https://the-orbit.net/greta/2011/12/29/why-yes-but-is-the-wrong-response-to-misogyny/
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: pwhodges on 26 May 2017, 02:49
"Yes, but..." is the standard introduction for an example of a "two wrongs make a sort-of right" argument.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 26 May 2017, 03:27
Yes.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: JoeCovenant on 26 May 2017, 04:13
Yes.

Butt.

 :evil:
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Tova on 26 May 2017, 04:22
Butt me no butts.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Jakk Frost on 26 May 2017, 05:10
Your complaint has been noted, Jakk.

However, it should be stated that things are seldom so simple as the terms you've placed them in. Kudos for addressing that a double-standard does exist amongst part of the population in some regards. However, it should also be noted that that's 'one grain of rice weighed against a hundred' so to speak.

Well, one could argue that one side makes one grain of rice seem like 100, while the other side makes 100 grains of rice seem like one, and others could argue that both sides do both.
Title: Re: WCDT Strips 3481 to 3485 (15-19 May 2017)
Post by: Gyrre on 27 May 2017, 04:08
"Yes, but..." is the standard introduction for an example of a "two wrongs make a sort-of right" argument.

A double standard is a double standard. And double standards are always wrong. To treat one any other way in any particular instance would be a double standard.

I was trying to point out the much more complex nature of the situation and the relative one-sidedness of the complaint in regards to the context of the matter. Apologies for any miscommunications, sometimes I'm terrible at explaining things.