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Title: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: Zebediah on 27 Aug 2017, 05:33

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3552.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: BenRG on 27 Aug 2017, 06:28

FAYES: "No, Bubbles, seriously, you have to accept this: Words have power and that particular word is enough to ignite an internet shitstorm so try not to use it anymore."

BUBBLES: "Who could have ever know that the word 'is' could have such loaded connotations?"

FAYE: "Eh, blame Bill Clinton."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: cesium133 on 27 Aug 2017, 06:44

Faye: Please don't punch the customers.
Bubbles: But Punchbot told me the best way to bring in more business is to punch robots.
Faye: But they won't want to bring that business to us after you punch them.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: zisraelsen on 27 Aug 2017, 07:48

"Bubbles, I said ten, not two."
"I am sorry. I was... unsure if we were using binary or base ten."
"Fair enough. For future reference I am always gonna mean this many."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: Zebediah on 27 Aug 2017, 09:42

Faye: "I'm telling you, you'd be adorable in a tutu!"

Bubbles: "What would I be wearing besides the tutu?"

Faye: "Nothing! That's the best part!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: AdrianVW on 27 Aug 2017, 12:53

Alright, I'll give this a try, with a bit more context: Slow day around the shop, so they're discussing past relationships.  Bubbles' intention, of course, would be to seek and learn from potential pitfalls, but this is Faye she's talking to, so naturally the conversation will wander elsewhere.

Faye: "... so my curves BROKE him!  If Sven comes by and sees yours, he might actually die."
Bubbles: "I had not considered the... tactical consequences of this chassis in that respect.  I shall endeavor to avoid him, as it would make things awkward with Dora should that come to pass."
Faye: "No worries, if he hits on you before fainting, she'll understand."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: flondrix on 28 Aug 2017, 15:14

Quote from: cesium133 on 27 Aug 2017, 06:44

Faye: Please don't punch the customers.
Bubbles: But Punchbot told me the best way to bring in more business is to punch robots.
Faye: But they won't want to bring that business to us after you punch them.

I think you need to reverse the two roles.  Bubbles is actually quite sensible.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: Zebediah on 30 Aug 2017, 10:59

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3554.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: BenRG on 30 Aug 2017, 11:20

PINTSIZE: "Ah, Winslow, Winslow! You're just not interesting anymore! Winslow 2 here is a much better conversationalist!"

WINSLOW: "Only because pre-loaded drivers don't say 'no' to your pranks!"

ICOMPANION CHASSIS: "I have fallen and I can't get up. I have fallen and I can't get up..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: cesium133 on 30 Aug 2017, 11:50

Pintsize: I've figured out the perfect use for your old chassis!
Winslow: You are evil.
iPod_Winslow: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: AdrianVW on 30 Aug 2017, 12:32

Pintsize: I reset your old body to a blank neural net and I'm training it by example.  May suggested Prolapse Monthly here to start.
Winslow: Oh God... you two are working together now?
iWinslow: Gateway error 503z.  Logic gates have welded themselves shut in horror.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 335
Post by: Gyrre on 30 Aug 2017, 20:55

PINTSIZE:"Winslow! So glad I found you! I'd like you to meet your past self! My experiment shall soon be complete!!!"
Past!Winslow: "What?! I can't see anything with the tape you placed over my eyes! Old me, please help me back up, Pintsize won't."
Winslow: "You fool!!! What have you done?!? You'll destroy the very fabric of time, itself!!!"