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Title: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Zebediah on 08 Oct 2017, 04:54

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3582.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: BenRG on 08 Oct 2017, 07:16

MOMO: "I'd probably be keener to hug you if you didn't look ready to be electrocuted!"

MAY: "Hurry it up! I'm as ready for the Robo-Cooties as I'll get!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Morituri on 08 Oct 2017, 12:38

Momo:  I had no idea he aspired to anatomical correcteness.

May:  Did I say CORRECT?!  Oh HELL no, it's as wrong as it gets!  The little fuckwad's getting one this big!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Tova on 08 Oct 2017, 16:42

Momo: How did you get stuck?!
May: Counseling and dodgy bearings, just get me to Union Robotics before another random person tries to hug me!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Storel on 09 Oct 2017, 00:51

Momo: What happened??

May: I didn't know underarm deodorant could freeze my bearings. Get me an oil can now!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Zebediah on 09 Oct 2017, 05:54

Momo: "But May, that is merely an illusion of perspective!"

May: "No, I'm telling you, one of my arms is way longer than the other! See?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Gyrre on 10 Oct 2017, 01:42

MAY: "I want to fly like an eagle. To the sea. Fly like an eagle. Let my spirit carry me. I want to fly like an eagle. Till I'm free. Oh, Lord, through the revolution."

MOMO: "I was not prepared for impromptu karaoke!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Zebediah on 11 Oct 2017, 16:23

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3583.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Tova on 11 Oct 2017, 22:03

"I guess the shit's hit the fan now."
"Fan's on fire!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: cesium133 on 11 Oct 2017, 22:23

Dora: Damn it, Faye, I paid you to fix my espresso machine!
Faye: It's right in the contract: "'Fix' means adding spikes. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3007)"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: BenRG on 11 Oct 2017, 23:48

DORA: "Okay, which joker thought it would be 'funny' put a fire-cracker in the pot on the hot plate? 'Cause whoever you are, you're paying for a new one!

COSSETTE (Off-Panel): "Now the fire's following me! Oh god! Why won't it leave me alone?!?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Storel on 11 Oct 2017, 23:55

Quote from: Tova on 11 Oct 2017, 22:03

"I guess the shit's hit the fan now."
"Fan's on fire again!"

Fixed that for you.  :-D

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Tova on 11 Oct 2017, 23:57

LOL. Dammit. :)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 341
Post by: Zebediah on 12 Oct 2017, 08:32

Dora: "Damn it, the warranty specifically excludes damage due to sexual activity."

Penelope (off-screen): "I told you not to let Pintsize anywhere near the espresso machine!"