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Title: QC Captions Volume #425 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: Thrudd on 27 Jan 2020, 11:48
What a wonderful spring we are having this year [checks calendar] WTF, it's still January?

Well it is flue season and despite the drummed up fear of the latest coronavirus people are still avoiding the standard flue shot because people are idiots.

Hugo was his name
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Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: Cornelius on 27 Jan 2020, 22:14
Faye: Don't go in the bathroom. I feel awful.
Bubbles: I told you not to touch anything Pintsize baked.
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: BenRG on 27 Jan 2020, 23:25
FAYE: "You know it's bad when your intestines are making it clear that they wanna move out!"

BUBBLES: "Actually, I knew it was bad when I had a dream of a massive road traffic accident in the middle of Unicorn Grove. Human biological waste smells don't work well with synthetic olfactory senses."

PINTSIZE: "Blasphemy!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: Gyrre on 27 Jan 2020, 23:36
FAYE: "Oh god,...my stomach. I hope none of you guys ate the oysters too."
BUBBLES: "I hope you've learned your lesson about eating shellfish at a catered event."

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PINTSIZE: "But they were delicious!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: Cornelius on 28 Jan 2020, 01:34
Bubbles: Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?
Faye: I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.
Pintsize: The SALMON MOUSSE!!!

Edit: didn't notice Pintsize there...
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: Thrudd on 28 Jan 2020, 07:47
Faye: "OH GOD ..... my guts are having a pudding wrestling match but it isn't pudding."

Bubbles: "Lets hope this explosive diarrhea doesn't develop into something serious. I'll call the health service to see if you weren't the only chimichanga victim and make an appointment with your doctor."

Pintsize: "It's terrible! My art! Oh, my, get out of the way, please! It's oozing and melting into goo, and the — and it's falling onto the floor and everyone should agree that this is terrible, this is one of the worst catastrophes in the world. Oh, the humanity!”
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: Skewbrow on 28 Jan 2020, 22:10
Faye: "I think I OD'ed on that green stuff last night."
Bubbles: "I believe the human digestive tract is not well equipped to consume that. You are missing certain key components like a rumen."
Pintsize: "Don't eat grass. Smoke it!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: DSL on 29 Jan 2020, 21:04
FAYE: "I ate way too much of whatever that was last night."
BUBBLES: "My charger cuts off when I reach full charge. You mean your body doesn't do that?"
PINTSIZE: "An auto cutoff? I disabled mine! I want to experience all of the Deadly Sins!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #425 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: TorporChambre on 19 Mar 2020, 03:01
``I have spoken to Dr. Ellicott on this matter; he offered sage advice, and to study our offspring.''
Oof ``Did you ask him whether normal kicks hurt so much?''

``Top Secret!''
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #425 (2020 January 27-31)
Post by: BenRG on 19 Mar 2020, 03:03
Quote from: TorporChambre on 19 Mar 2020, 03:01
``I have spoken to Dr. Ellicott on this matter; he offered sage advice, and to study our offspring.''
Oof ``Did you ask him whether normal kicks hurt so much?''

``Top Secret!''

FWIW, given the Singularity and the number of robot-human relationships in the comic (both actual and potential), Jeph will probably eventually address the first cross-species child at some point, even if only with the characters discussing an announcement in the news.