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Welcome => Hi, I'm New => Topic started by: Callinectes on 03 Nov 2020, 15:47
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It is true. Do not be alarmed or suspicious. Do not approach me with explosive weaponry or milk from one of your mammals. Because I am human like you and commit all the human activities that you will mention before I do.
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Perhaps later, using our corporeal forms, we can eat plant and animal matter, and be nourished by it!
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Afterwards we will lie down, close our (completely normal) eyes, and enter stand-by mode while hallucinating vividly.
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Then, perhaps, we shall re-enter consciousness abruptly using a loud and obnoxious sound at a specific point in the fourth dimension and engage in labor for currency (or for education, depending on how long you have existed and how much prior education you have received).
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And very maybe, if we like each other well enough, we might bump into each other. With our crotches.
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And very maybe, if we like each other well enough, we might bump into each other. With our crotches.
We humans sure are authentic! And very, very strange.
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I am tapping a rectangular electronic device in a coded manner which will signal via an unreasonably complex communication scheme to some fellow humans my approval of this thread.
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The instruction manual mentioned nothing of vivid hallucinations (https://anonfiles.com/54VaXbmepe/strangerers_avi)!
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Welcome, authentic human!