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Fun Stuff => CLIKC => Topic started by: Jiperly on 11 Mar 2005, 16:15
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The chick you have to save, Ashley, is one of the most infurating chicks i've ever encountered in a game.
I mean, they do the usual shit- unnaturally hot chick with perfect body and nice titties- sure, fine, who cares(except femanazi's)- but then they went ahead and gave her the face of a mule!
(http://www.planetdreamcast.com/residentevil/images/pages/re4/characters/ashley.jpg)
Damn She's FUGLY![/size]
I mean, if you're gunna make her inhumanly hot, then don't make her face look retarded!
Thats what i hate about this new bump making everyone and their mother is putting in games- sure, it looks cool on monsters, but when you're trying to make a hot chick have that kind of texture, it just looks like she's got pot marks all over her face. Add in the mickey mouse ears, and there she is.
And if that isn't bad enough, enough though shes supposively 20, she's got the mindset of a 12 year old! I mean, seriously- if i didn't read that she was 20, i'd be amazed if she was past 14! Leon looks like he's 20 years ahead of her, and he's only- what- 8 years older than her? She dresses and acts like a fucking ten year old, and the sickest thing of all, she asked Leon if he wants to fuck her at the end! Which of course, he said no(she's ugly- who would?)
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What the hell is your point, besides "She's ugly"?
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Dude. It's just a game.
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I totally agree. WTF?
It's the Japanese, dude. They just do that with video game chicks. They make them look like ugly little girls.
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WEIRDED OUT
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Subtle, Jip'.
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I'm just pissed off that i keep losing cause the bitch doesn't run away when the zombies are slowly lurching at her.
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Sounds a lot like the chick from Ico.
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Yeah, she really pissed me off sometimes. I mean I had a spare shotgun, they aren't that hard to figure out.
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Resident Evil 4:
"Bitch, you're stupid. Get behind me and follow. It's a BAD THING when I raise my weapon. Thank you."
Ico:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2001-09-28&res=l
Ico wins.
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Ico - fantastic game, but did anyone ever try the 2-player that gets unlocked when you finish the game? The second player gets to be the girl - i.e., can't jump, can't climb, can't do a damned thing. And when your friend playing the boy calls you, the game goes into autopilot and the girls goes running over to him with no player control possible.
Woooo, yeah, big fun.
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I'm not too sure about Resident Evil 4- the game sounds like one big giant Escort mission. and Nobody likes escort missions.
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Well, the first 1/5 of the game is without chick. then the second level with chick. then she gets her ass stole off and on for a while.....
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You unlocked the other costume, didn't you jip.
"BALLISTICS!"
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yea, but i haven't seen her in it yet.....just got to the second chapter....heading towards the lake....
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Man, I was thinking they did a better job in RE 4 with the whole protect so and so business. She tends to duck when I bring guns to bear and she is in the way plus a couple times I've noticed her calling my attention to the asshead cultists behind me I can't see.
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I'm not too sure about Resident Evil 4- the game sounds like one big giant Escort mission. and Nobody likes escort missions.
Best Gamecube game ever!
Pick it up... it isn't an 'escort' game.
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Geeze....if this is the best GC's got....then gawd help us all....
don't get me wrong- its a good game.....its just not a "omg go out and by a GC for it" type of game....
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I'm still going to pick it up, since I've heard it's a very good Escort mission and she gets kidnapped enough to make it not annoying.
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Geeze....if this is the best GC's got....then gawd help us all....
don't get me wrong- its a good game.....its just not a "omg go out and by a GC for it" type of game....
actually, a large number of people would say otherwise
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If you look at things, a large number of people would say anything.
More than half the US voted for Bush, and almost as many voted for Kerry, so whoever you support, a large number of people disagreed with you.
I only got RE4 yesterday so I can't judge it yet, but I still think there are other games that sell the system better, such as Zelda.
But then, RE4 really shows that the GC can handle 'adult' graphics (read: blood), which Nintendo don't tend to go for, so it hasn't got much chance to prove itself to the 'if someone isn't decapitated in the game, it's for kids' crowd.
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actually, a large number of people would say otherwise
"Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people
think you are?"
-Frank Zappa.
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My plans to buy RE4 have been scuppered since my TV chose the release date to spontaneously combust.
*sigh*
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But then, RE4 really shows that the GC can handle 'adult' graphics (read: blood), which Nintendo don't tend to go for, so it hasn't got much chance to prove itself to the 'if someone isn't decapitated in the game, it's for kids' crowd.
I wish people would stop bringing up this point. For or against.
It's just stupid, and nobody wants to be stupid, now do they?
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If you look at things, a large number of people would say anything.
More than half the US voted for Bush, and almost as many voted for Kerry, so whoever you support, a large number of people disagreed with you
Actually, just a little over Half of Americans voted at all(60%), so a little less than a 1/3 voted for President Bush, a little less than President Bush voted for Senator Kerry, and the rest said fuck it.
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Easy on political!
Yes, I will want to buy RE4 at some point; I've never been very good at these games but I do hear it's quite the experience. Just squaring off against Leatherface is good enough for me.
and getting that chainsaw-lookin' controller. SUH-WEET!
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Meh, I gave up on the Resident Evil games. the whole series is just an inch shy of greatness. they're cool, but they're, frustratingly, just short of being great. Sloppy AI and collision detection, too many puzzles, sometimes nonsensical script-writing.
I mean, seriously, if I were in Leon's boots, I would have slapped her in the face, given her a quick crash-course in shotgun usage, said "Stay close to me" and gotten the fee-huck out of there.