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Fun Stuff => CLIKC => Topic started by: LiterSize on 14 Mar 2005, 12:38
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Was anyone else slightly disturbed by the video game magazine that came out a while ago with naked video game characters like bloodrayne, the women from leisure suit larry, etc.?
Granted, I consciously have to stop myself from buying DOA Beach Volleyball. >_>......<_<..... X_X!
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Actually it was Playboy. I have the issue this stuff is in. It was a bunch of crap. It wasn't even disturbing, it was just lame.
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The Bloodrayne chick is hot.
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And her Breasts? Real.
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Lulu is the hottest video game woman ever.
Or Rikku in FFX-2.
Or Quistis in FF8. Deifnitely her.
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Ms. Pacman. RAWR!
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Sorry to burst your bubble, BP, but Scott R. knows TEH TRUTH!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136
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If I were a video game character, there's only one chick I'd bonk, Joanna Dark. As long as she's not bonking her little alien buddy Elvis...
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Oh I totally forgot about Quistis, she's rawk-hawt.
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I dunno. Ms. Pac Man is pretty hawt. With that bow in her hair... yow-za
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I don't mind the game companies putting sexy women in games as long as it's a good game, and it's not just, "Oh look, hot girl!" they at least better have a freakin' character, but what I hate is when the game has NO SUBSTANCE -- Only sexy women. That's sort of retarded. If you're gonna put a sexy woman in a game, it better be a damn good game, else I'll be pissed. DISTRACT ME WITH POLYGONAL BREASTS YOU CANNOT! *shakes fist*
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SYLVIA: Come on, Joe... show me some off-screen action.
MFD: O.O
Enough said.
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Toad is teh sex.
Someone else: "Hey John, Toad's a dude."
Toad's a WHAT?!?!?
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Toad's taken (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=114) (so VERY NSFW), you whore!
:p
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Back in the day.... Blaze from streets of rage was the babe! X_X
The stripper from Dead to Rights, anyone?
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i'm sorry, but i have this thing against chicks with boobs the size of their fucking heads, which every single fucking "sexy" video game girl seems to be. i mean, seriously, what the fuck? why bother swinging a club at a bear when you can just beat the shit out of it with your massively oversized melons?
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In Jurassic Park: Tresspasser, an FPS, you played as a chick and if you looked down, all you could see is your huge freakin' jugs. They took up half the screen, it was rediculous.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, BP, but Scott R. knows TEH TRUTH!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Meh, what the heck... as long as he/she knows when to keep that big mouth shut, nobody has to know. ;)
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In Jurassic Park: Tresspasser, an FPS, you played as a chick and if you looked down, all you could see is your huge freakin' jugs. They took up half the screen, it was rediculous.
But of course, which is why women make useless action heroes in movies and games cause they can't see where they're going. Games need more flat chested heroinnes, at least then you can beleive they can fly around and kick arse. Judging from Lara Croft, I cannot honestly say I can see Pamela Anderson swinging from bars and leaping through the air, I'd be surprised if the woman can even jump.
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But of course, which is why women make useless action heroes in movies and games cause they can't see where they're going. Games need more flat chested heroinnes, at least then you can beleive they can fly around and kick arse. Judging from Lara Croft, I cannot honestly say I can see Pamela Anderson swinging from bars and leaping through the air, I'd be surprised if the woman can even jump.
actually a lot of those huge boobed heroines are designed by women. i currently cant name which ones, but i read some articles about it over at slahsdot and several other game related pages like gamespot.
and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.
ever noticed, that the guys in games also always are muscular, slender guys with faces that seem to be cut from granite? nobody seems to be offended by those characters. *snort* so get over the big breasted girls.
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and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.
Ahem. (http://www.gamespot.com/misc/boxshot/index.html?pid=561527&plat=xbox&side=front)
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Ivy from Soul Calibur 2. Nice outfit, and she has the whole dominatrix act going for her :)
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Ahem. (http://www.gamespot.com/misc/boxshot/index.html?pid=561527&plat=xbox&side=front)
i dont like sportsgames, i dont like consoles... and just for the chicks? naaahhh i am too old for that kindergarten stuff... i prefer real boobs.
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Q*Bert is dreaaaammy. I agree with Est and several other people, some of the charecters that some games are getting flat out ridicolous. Those that are made to be OMG SO HOT I WANT BONE for most people are unappealing to me.
That said I find Samus Aran appealing. Especialy some of the concept art I remember seeing unlocked in Metroid Prime where she is drawn with short hair.
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Yeah, playboy did this a while ago. I'd like to thank them for convincing me NOT to spend money I can't afford on a subscription.
Having said that, some game characters are just designed sexy, so there's nothing wrong with admiring them. My personal favourite would be Nicolette Duclare (From Deus Ex), with Alyx Vance (from HL2) coming in a close second, just beating Mona Sax (from Max Payne) back into third place.
yeah. Not that I've thought too hard about this, you understand.
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Ahem. (http://www.gamespot.com/misc/boxshot/index.html?pid=561527&plat=xbox&side=front)
i dont like sportsgames, i dont like consoles... and just for the chicks? naaahhh i am too old for that kindergarten stuff... i prefer real boobs.
I'm just pointing out that people indeed do buy games just for the chicks. I mean, the game was apparently shit.
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Actually, DOA:XVB was a pretty good game, if you like that kind of game.
It was essentially a dating sim, a particularly rare genre in the US, but pretty successful in Japan.
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a cute friend of mine (a girl) pointed out, that she absolutely loves the big boobed good looking heroines. "Only those who have absolutely no self-confidence would be offended by beautiful heroines..."
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but what about the small-breasted heroines? Let's not by sizeist, now...
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I stand by my statement about Sylvia.
Also, Princess Toadstool has nice legs.
And Samus is OK, if you like the entire "I will kill you if you touch me" type.
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Hot video game women are forbidden.
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I kept gettin' confused thinkin' the androg Squaresoft male charecters are attractive ladies when I first played some of their games.
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...Squaresoft's games had guys in them?
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Yeah. Like Auron. Auron is probably the most masculine character in a squaresoft game ever. Ever.
All the rest...let's review, shall we?
Up to FF6: Sprite based...kinda hard to tell...uhhh...yeah.
FF7: Cloud could've passed for a girl even WITHOUT dressing up as one, (I still get nightmares from the whole Honey Bee Inn bit...), Barrett was a man. Vincent looked sort of girly, but he was cool. RedXIII was a dog. He doesn't count.
FF8: Squall was angsty and girly looking. Zell was whiny and annoying. Irvine was ALMOST cool, even if a bit girly looking, until you found out he had no nerve. Seifer wasn't so girly.
FF9: ...Yeah...uhhh...I'm not even gonna touch this one. All the male characters were girly. Steiner had mascara on. I thought Zidane was a girl for most of the game. I'm told that Kuja actually WAS a woman in the Japanese version. I haven't varified that, though.
FFX: Tidus was pretty girly. Yep. No doubt about that. Wakka was...Wakka. And Auron was a man. Kimahri never really talked, so...
So. Yeah. Square has trouble with making masculine male characters.
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I dunno....i've seen some Halo porn, and that AI chick looks pretty hawt......
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^ duuuuuuuuuude, you have PROBLEMS
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Back in the day.... Blaze from streets of rage was the babe! X_X
The stripper from Dead to Rights, anyone?
Blaze will always have a place in my shorts... er heart. I can remember when I was around 10 years old, pausing it when she does that carthweel kick thing, and seeing that she was wearing hold-up stockings. Happy times.
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That chick from Adventure on the Atari 2600 was pretty hot.
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ever noticed, that the guys in games also always are muscular, slender guys with faces that seem to be cut from granite?
That's because we all are. Haha don't say faces cut from granite either, now I just have david coulthard stuck in my head... The guy has a gamecube for a face.
(http://www.soniguales.com/fotos/DavidCoulthard.jpg)
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Hot video game women are forbidden.
Digs, do you just dig on forbidding stuff?
Bev, whose idea was it to put a toaster in the neck of some guy's suit and paint it to look like a face?
Also, I totally forgot about Alyx Vance. Not hot (polygons kinda lack sex appeal), but gentle on the eyes.
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and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.
(http://www.kbtoys.com/g/vgames/big/122396.jpg)
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000YEDK4.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Not entirely the same, granted, but I'm willing to bet you good money that these covers made copies of this game sell significantly better.
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Yeah, sales went up to a whole three people!
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You can't prove I was one of them...
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Jesus, Jip! Share! (JK! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE WHERE VGCATS HAS GONE! Master Chief and his happy trail... gah!)
And about Blaze.... you weren't the only one quick on the pause button. :)
Damn, I really wish they'd make another one of those though.
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haha ahh the days of 2D gaming with characters clocking about 4 frames for a kick and you know one always showed more, and there was the pause button waiting to be hit...
What? We were all young and horny once. *sniff*
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hmm I guess you just grow out of this drooling at videogame chicks when you reach a certain age...
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Depends on whether you can find a real chick to take their place.
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...you DO?
Whoa....
That age must SUCK.
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It doesnt. Playing with real (big) boobs is more fun ;)
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I agree with torg on that one whole-handedly!
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.............*crickets chirp*
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hmm... i agree with all comments about final fantasy girls. hot. i dressed up as Lulu for halloween this year. definitely not as hot as the real (or, um, fake) thing, but i'll throw a pic in anyhow.
http://img239.exs.cx/img239/7305/me15wl.jpg
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That is pretty cool. From the size of it I'd disagree with you though.
I miss dressin' up for halloween. People just over react to a 20 something dude trick or treating around here.
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Digs, do you just dig on forbidding stuff?
I have a problem.
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problems are forbidden
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forbidding is forbidden
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what about Cortona from Halo mmmm? not to bad considering that she's not wearing anything.
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Well, Babs Bunny in them tiny toon games never wore underwear.... HAWT.
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And sonic runs around naked all day!
Anyway, wow.... this topic got to two pages. RAWK!
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And sonic runs around naked all day!
Anyone notice that Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist......
What the fuck is that about?
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Best intervention ever.
I wonder if there's a word for people who want to get down with immaterial constructs.
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Some of these may suffice if there isn't one. (http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=q=weird)
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I vote for "aberrantly creepy."
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Second'd
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I shudder at the mention of digimon and pokemon pr0n.... *shudder*
I did have a friend tell me cartoonists/artists are some of the most perverted people out there....go figure!
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Jeph, you pervert!!!!
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Jade, of Beyond Good & Evil, she is hella hot!
btw: one of the coolest games I've ever played
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Mockery: I finished BGE a few weeks ago.... man, it was kinda tough but really good! (I finished without getting all the pearls/animals but damnit I wanted to finish the story!) It was easier than I woulda thought though..... and yeah..... good job on the design for Ubisoft :)
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LOOK, THE SUN
IT MISSES YOU ALL
EDIT: In hindsight, this only applies to people who continue to discuss the sexiness of algorithms.
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BLARGH! HISSSSIT BURNSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssss
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kerrigan from starcraft is hawt! what with all that chitonous hair, and dripping black ooze from her lip, and those wierd boils on her head... yeah, thats hot!
and green, like an orion slave girl!
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Well, that was fucked up in the extreme...
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Litersize:
I was loving BGE so much I didn't want the story to end, I got all pearls and all but one animal...
Can't wait to afford my system upgrade and replay it with all the pretty graphic options. my current setup is almost 4 years old, i think.
FarCry is another game I will definitely replay as soon as it will actually look decent, and speaking of HOT video game women...

Valerie Constantine!
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kerrigan from starcraft is hawt!
I tend to agree. She reminds me of the alien ladies from the original Star Trek. The males were always malformed humans, but the females were just really hot human ladies with lots of body paint on. Plus Kerrigan has the whole Dominatrix/fetish imagery
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I hear crickets again...
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Kerrigan's voice is also teh sexy.
I'm surprised no one has said Samus from Metroid. I mean, gosh forbid, we never see her, but all those pics from winning in metroid zm and fusion, hot shit.
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Two pages in and we're still on topic; awesome!
Uhm...... yeah....... brooke burke is in need for speed....
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I tend to agree. She reminds me of the alien ladies from the original Star Trek.
exactly! the orion slave girls!
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yeah... I'm still gonna go with my original "fucked up in the extreme" comment. I mean, original, human Kerrigan, sure. but the mutant zerg queen version? no way! scales and fungal growths are NOT sexy.
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WEIRD'D OUT
Seriously, this has really become aberrantly creepy.
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Thankfully no one's brought up Japan's H games/dating sims out there....
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Ok I'll restate my case.
Human Kerrigan = hot, for looks, kickass attitude and telepathy.
Infested Kerrigan = hot for looks, vampric tendencies and the dominatrix/succubus attitude. Plus in the cutscenes she looked more like a woman wearing an armoured basque than a semi human insectoid.
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Ok, I'm a freak *hangs head*
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Thankfully no one's brought up Japan's H games/dating sims out there....
up until YOU came along, that is...
Besides, those are just interactive hentai. The girls in those games are indistinguishable from those in every anime series out there, and therefore don't count.
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(http://i148.exs.cx/img148/8788/tex22yh.jpg)
Tex from Red Vs Blue (http://www.redvsblue.com) is totally hot. Black armor and everything...Ok, but you can't deny that she has a sexy voice.
And, as you can see, I have become obsessed with RVB.
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tex makes me tingly... so does shiela....
...ok, so maybe thats a little wierd
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Tucker: Ok, Lopez, get inside Shiela and do your thing.
Shiela: What?!
Lopez: I'm getting VERY sweaty...
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I go with Kerrigan too. Could be that I was like fourteen, fifteen, but she looked super hot on the CD Cover for Brood War.
And yeah, the whole evilness thing just scores extra points.
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In all honesty, RvB posted a picture of the woman who does Tex's voice back during the first season. She really is as hot as she sounds.
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In all honesty, RvB posted a picture of the woman who does Tex's voice back during the first season. She really is as hot as she sounds.
WTF LINK NOW. Kathleen sounds sexy.
Kerrigan actually sounds a lot like Tex, and acts the same...But I never thought that Kerrigan was that good looking.
Nevermind, found it myself. She's not that bad for a cybernetically-enhanced bitch.
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Perhaps the hentai are, er, activated, by the attractive being that the graphic art or, in the more depressing cases, written word represent? The symbols of a certain attractiveness imposed on media and presented to interpreters who recompose the symbols in their own frame.
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I dunno. Ms. Pac Man is pretty hawt. With that bow in her hair... yow-za
This one requires this linkage:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136
:D
How about Jill of the Jungle?
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Well someone has to put up some "cosplay" girls, so here goes...
(http://www.cosplayreviews.com/Totsugeki/LM02.jpg)
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You stop that right now, young man. Don't you know they always have penises under those skirts?
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yeah, you can kinda see the bulge under the skirt of the one on the right...
and why are they on a 45 degree wall/floor?
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Princess Alish (I know I misspelled that) Is really hot. In Sudeki. Of course Sudeki is the game I am trying to conquer right now so I'm really stuck on it. My dad thinks I got the game solely for the princess. Ever since he found my hentia and furry collection...he will never let me live that down.
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.... Furry Collection?
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You stop that right now, young man. Don't you know they always have penises under those skirts?
Geez, aren't we close minded.
That's a joke, son. (said in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice)
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You know, I've grown tired of fanservice in video games. That said, the female video game character I think looks the best is Lenneth Valkyrie from Valkyrie Profile. All class, no smut.
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Hmm... Kerigan had that dominatrix thing going for her. Grimstodder (I know I spelled that wrong) from Splinter Cell was pretty damn cute. Oh, and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. Damn, she was sexy.
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Sarielana on WoW (LightBringer) - Shes got the exotic Night elf thing going
Amile on WoW (Lightbringer) - Human. Named for the girl on the movie of the same name, except Amile on WoW is a redhead. She's got the simultaneous cute and hot look going on.
In general Blizzard made the human and nightelf women pretty dang hot.
Can't say the same for the Trolls, Orcs, Tauren, Goblin, Dwarves, and Gnomes, tho.
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Yeah, if I was a Nightsister, I'd stalk unwelcome visitors to my forest wearing just a bikini.
The only reason Blizzard made the women like that is so that they can attract the nerdy kids. Would they really dress like that? I think not.
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You know, I've grown tired of fanservice in video games. That said, the female video game character I think looks the best is Lenneth Valkyrie.
I am always pleased to find someone loving an Enix title.
They portray both Lenneth and Freya as children during what I'm going to call a sidequest in Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. Dressed like they were in Valkyrie Profile. It's about as creepy as you might imagine.
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Oh, and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. Damn, she was sexy.
That... you...
I can't stop laughing. You're awesome, man.
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my hentia and furry collection
... I just don't know what to say to this.
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Don't say anything, just back away slowly. NO DON'T TURN YOUR BACK
ARGH
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Oh, and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. Damn, she was sexy.
That... you...
I can't stop laughing. You're awesome, man.
What? What are you saying?
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<goblins> kabooooom!