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Title: HOT VIDEO GAME WOMEN.
Post by: LiterSize on 14 Mar 2005, 12:38: Was anyone else slightly disturbed by the video game magazine that came out a while ago with naked video game characters like bloodrayne, the women from leisure suit larry, etc.?

Granted, I consciously have to stop myself from buying DOA Beach Volleyball. >_>......<_<..... X_X!
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Post by: ForteBass on 14 Mar 2005, 12:57: Actually it was Playboy. I have the issue this stuff is in. It was a bunch of crap. It wasn't even disturbing, it was just lame.
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Post by: Finding Emo on 14 Mar 2005, 14:36: The Bloodrayne chick is hot.
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Post by: Jiperly on 14 Mar 2005, 14:48: And her Breasts? Real.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 14 Mar 2005, 16:02: Lulu is the hottest video game woman ever.

Or Rikku in FFX-2.

Or Quistis in FF8. Deifnitely her.
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Post by: Burninated Peasant on 14 Mar 2005, 16:06: Ms. Pacman. RAWR!
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Post by: LiterSize on 14 Mar 2005, 16:11: Sorry to burst your bubble, BP, but Scott R. knows TEH TRUTH!

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136
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Post by: bev on 14 Mar 2005, 16:16: If I were a video game character, there's only one chick I'd bonk, Joanna Dark. As long as she's not bonking her little alien buddy Elvis...
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Post by: Finding Emo on 14 Mar 2005, 17:47: Oh I totally forgot about Quistis, she's rawk-hawt.
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Post by: ForteBass on 14 Mar 2005, 18:07: I dunno. Ms. Pac Man is pretty hawt. With that bow in her hair... yow-za
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Post by: Verek on 14 Mar 2005, 18:10: I don't mind the game companies putting sexy women in games as long as it's a good game, and it's not just, "Oh look, hot girl!" they at least better have a freakin' character, but what I hate is when the game has NO SUBSTANCE -- Only sexy women. That's sort of retarded. If you're gonna put a sexy woman in a game, it better be a damn good game, else I'll be pissed. DISTRACT ME WITH POLYGONAL BREASTS YOU CANNOT! *shakes fist*
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Post by: MFD on 14 Mar 2005, 18:20: SYLVIA: Come on, Joe... show me some off-screen action.

MFD: O.O

Enough said.
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Post by: Johnny C on 14 Mar 2005, 19:33: Toad is teh sex.

Someone else: "Hey John, Toad's a dude."

Toad's a WHAT?!?!?
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Post by: MFD on 14 Mar 2005, 19:43: Toad's taken (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=114) (so VERY NSFW), you whore!

:p
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Post by: LiterSize on 14 Mar 2005, 21:15: Back in the day.... Blaze from streets of rage was the babe! X_X

The stripper from Dead to Rights, anyone?
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Post by: est on 14 Mar 2005, 21:59: i'm sorry, but i have this thing against chicks with boobs the size of their fucking heads, which every single fucking "sexy" video game girl seems to be. i mean, seriously, what the fuck? why bother swinging a club at a bear when you can just beat the shit out of it with your massively oversized melons?
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Post by: Hoborg on 14 Mar 2005, 22:14: In Jurassic Park: Tresspasser, an FPS, you played as a chick and if you looked down, all you could see is your huge freakin' jugs. They took up half the screen, it was rediculous.
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Post by: Burninated Peasant on 14 Mar 2005, 23:22: Quote from: LiterSize
Sorry to burst your bubble, BP, but Scott R. knows TEH TRUTH!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Meh, what the heck... as long as he/she knows when to keep that big mouth shut, nobody has to know. ;)
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Post by: bev on 15 Mar 2005, 01:53: Quote from: Hoborg
In Jurassic Park: Tresspasser, an FPS, you played as a chick and if you looked down, all you could see is your huge freakin' jugs. They took up half the screen, it was rediculous.

But of course, which is why women make useless action heroes in movies and games cause they can't see where they're going. Games need more flat chested heroinnes, at least then you can beleive they can fly around and kick arse. Judging from Lara Croft, I cannot honestly say I can see Pamela Anderson swinging from bars and leaping through the air, I'd be surprised if the woman can even jump.
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Post by: torg on 15 Mar 2005, 06:53: Quote from: bev

But of course, which is why women make useless action heroes in movies and games cause they can't see where they're going. Games need more flat chested heroinnes, at least then you can beleive they can fly around and kick arse. Judging from Lara Croft, I cannot honestly say I can see Pamela Anderson swinging from bars and leaping through the air, I'd be surprised if the woman can even jump.

actually a lot of those huge boobed heroines are designed by women. i currently cant name which ones, but i read some articles about it over at slahsdot and several other game related pages like gamespot.

and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.
ever noticed, that the guys in games also always are muscular, slender guys with faces that seem to be cut from granite? nobody seems to be offended by those characters. *snort* so get over the big breasted girls.
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Post by: Kai on 15 Mar 2005, 08:41: Quote from: torg

and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.

Ahem. (http://www.gamespot.com/misc/boxshot/index.html?pid=561527&plat=xbox&side=front)
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Post by: Moriarty on 15 Mar 2005, 10:10: Ivy from Soul Calibur 2. Nice outfit, and she has the whole dominatrix act going for her :)
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Post by: torg on 15 Mar 2005, 11:04: Quote from: Kai

Ahem. (http://www.gamespot.com/misc/boxshot/index.html?pid=561527&plat=xbox&side=front)

i dont like sportsgames, i dont like consoles... and just for the chicks? naaahhh i am too old for that kindergarten stuff... i prefer real boobs.
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Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 15 Mar 2005, 12:03: Q*Bert is dreaaaammy. I agree with Est and several other people, some of the charecters that some games are getting flat out ridicolous. Those that are made to be OMG SO HOT I WANT BONE for most people are unappealing to me.

That said I find Samus Aran appealing. Especialy some of the concept art I remember seeing unlocked in Metroid Prime where she is drawn with short hair.
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Post by: Switchblade on 15 Mar 2005, 12:25: Yeah, playboy did this a while ago. I'd like to thank them for convincing me NOT to spend money I can't afford on a subscription.

Having said that, some game characters are just designed sexy, so there's nothing wrong with admiring them. My personal favourite would be Nicolette Duclare (From Deus Ex), with Alyx Vance (from HL2) coming in a close second, just beating Mona Sax (from Max Payne) back into third place.

yeah. Not that I've thought too hard about this, you understand.
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Post by: Kai on 15 Mar 2005, 13:01: Quote from: torg
Quote from: Kai

Ahem. (http://www.gamespot.com/misc/boxshot/index.html?pid=561527&plat=xbox&side=front)

i dont like sportsgames, i dont like consoles... and just for the chicks? naaahhh i am too old for that kindergarten stuff... i prefer real boobs.

I'm just pointing out that people indeed do buy games just for the chicks. I mean, the game was apparently shit.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Mar 2005, 13:04: Actually, DOA:XVB was a pretty good game, if you like that kind of game.

It was essentially a dating sim, a particularly rare genre in the US, but pretty successful in Japan.
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Post by: torg on 15 Mar 2005, 13:37: a cute friend of mine (a girl) pointed out, that she absolutely loves the big boobed good looking heroines. "Only those who have absolutely no self-confidence would be offended by beautiful heroines..."
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Post by: Switchblade on 15 Mar 2005, 14:20: but what about the small-breasted heroines? Let's not by sizeist, now...
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Post by: MFD on 15 Mar 2005, 15:50: I stand by my statement about Sylvia.

Also, Princess Toadstool has nice legs.

And Samus is OK, if you like the entire "I will kill you if you touch me" type.
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Post by: Digs on 15 Mar 2005, 15:54: Hot video game women are forbidden.
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Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 15 Mar 2005, 16:14: I kept gettin' confused thinkin' the androg Squaresoft male charecters are attractive ladies when I first played some of their games.
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Post by: Kai on 15 Mar 2005, 16:18: ...Squaresoft's games had guys in them?
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Post by: Verek on 15 Mar 2005, 16:30: Yeah. Like Auron. Auron is probably the most masculine character in a squaresoft game ever. Ever.

All the rest...let's review, shall we?

Up to FF6: Sprite based...kinda hard to tell...uhhh...yeah.
FF7: Cloud could've passed for a girl even WITHOUT dressing up as one, (I still get nightmares from the whole Honey Bee Inn bit...), Barrett was a man. Vincent looked sort of girly, but he was cool. RedXIII was a dog. He doesn't count.
FF8: Squall was angsty and girly looking. Zell was whiny and annoying. Irvine was ALMOST cool, even if a bit girly looking, until you found out he had no nerve. Seifer wasn't so girly.
FF9: ...Yeah...uhhh...I'm not even gonna touch this one. All the male characters were girly. Steiner had mascara on. I thought Zidane was a girl for most of the game. I'm told that Kuja actually WAS a woman in the Japanese version. I haven't varified that, though.
FFX: Tidus was pretty girly. Yep. No doubt about that. Wakka was...Wakka. And Auron was a man. Kimahri never really talked, so...

So. Yeah. Square has trouble with making masculine male characters.
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Post by: Jiperly on 15 Mar 2005, 16:45: I dunno....i've seen some Halo porn, and that AI chick looks pretty hawt......
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Post by: Jooooosh on 15 Mar 2005, 16:50: ^ duuuuuuuuuude, you have PROBLEMS
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Post by: Finding Emo on 15 Mar 2005, 17:18: Quote from: LiterSize
Back in the day.... Blaze from streets of rage was the babe! X_X

The stripper from Dead to Rights, anyone?

Blaze will always have a place in my shorts... er heart. I can remember when I was around 10 years old, pausing it when she does that carthweel kick thing, and seeing that she was wearing hold-up stockings. Happy times.
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Post by: nickyandthefuture on 15 Mar 2005, 17:44: That chick from Adventure on the Atari 2600 was pretty hot.
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Post by: bev on 15 Mar 2005, 17:54: Quote from: torg
ever noticed, that the guys in games also always are muscular, slender guys with faces that seem to be cut from granite?

That's because we all are. Haha don't say faces cut from granite either, now I just have david coulthard stuck in my head... The guy has a gamecube for a face.

(http://www.soniguales.com/fotos/DavidCoulthard.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny C on 15 Mar 2005, 18:18: Quote from: Digs
Hot video game women are forbidden.

Digs, do you just dig on forbidding stuff?

Bev, whose idea was it to put a toaster in the neck of some guy's suit and paint it to look like a face?

Also, I totally forgot about Alyx Vance. Not hot (polygons kinda lack sex appeal), but gentle on the eyes.
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Post by: Ruskin on 15 Mar 2005, 19:14: Quote from: torg
and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.

(http://www.kbtoys.com/g/vgames/big/122396.jpg)
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000YEDK4.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Not entirely the same, granted, but I'm willing to bet you good money that these covers made copies of this game sell significantly better.
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Post by: Johnny C on 15 Mar 2005, 19:57: Yeah, sales went up to a whole three people!
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Post by: ForteBass on 15 Mar 2005, 19:59: You can't prove I was one of them...
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Post by: LiterSize on 15 Mar 2005, 22:27: Jesus, Jip! Share! (JK! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE WHERE VGCATS HAS GONE! Master Chief and his happy trail... gah!)

And about Blaze.... you weren't the only one quick on the pause button. :)

Damn, I really wish they'd make another one of those though.
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Post by: bev on 15 Mar 2005, 22:32: haha ahh the days of 2D gaming with characters clocking about 4 frames for a kick and you know one always showed more, and there was the pause button waiting to be hit...

What? We were all young and horny once. *sniff*
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Post by: torg on 16 Mar 2005, 01:44: hmm I guess you just grow out of this drooling at videogame chicks when you reach a certain age...
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Post by: wraithzero on 16 Mar 2005, 03:12: Depends on whether you can find a real chick to take their place.
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Post by: Ruskin on 16 Mar 2005, 04:58: ...you DO?
Whoa....
That age must SUCK.
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Post by: torg on 16 Mar 2005, 05:50: It doesnt. Playing with real (big) boobs is more fun ;)
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Post by: LiterSize on 16 Mar 2005, 08:04: I agree with torg on that one whole-handedly!

.......
..........
.............*crickets chirp*
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Post by: LSim763 on 16 Mar 2005, 08:38: hmm... i agree with all comments about final fantasy girls. hot. i dressed up as Lulu for halloween this year. definitely not as hot as the real (or, um, fake) thing, but i'll throw a pic in anyhow.
http://img239.exs.cx/img239/7305/me15wl.jpg
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Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 16 Mar 2005, 10:32: That is pretty cool. From the size of it I'd disagree with you though.

I miss dressin' up for halloween. People just over react to a 20 something dude trick or treating around here.
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Post by: Digs on 16 Mar 2005, 11:39: Quote from: Johnny C
Digs, do you just dig on forbidding stuff?
I have a problem.
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Post by: ForteBass on 16 Mar 2005, 13:04: problems are forbidden
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Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 16 Mar 2005, 14:35: forbidding is forbidden
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Post by: andrew116 on 16 Mar 2005, 15:03: what about Cortona from Halo mmmm? not to bad considering that she's not wearing anything.
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Post by: LiterSize on 16 Mar 2005, 21:28: Well, Babs Bunny in them tiny toon games never wore underwear.... HAWT.
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Post by: LiterSize on 17 Mar 2005, 07:37: And sonic runs around naked all day!

Anyway, wow.... this topic got to two pages. RAWK!
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Post by: Jiperly on 17 Mar 2005, 08:41: Quote from: LiterSize
And sonic runs around naked all day!

Anyone notice that Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, but when he gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist......

What the fuck is that about?
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Post by: Digs on 17 Mar 2005, 10:42: Best intervention ever.

I wonder if there's a word for people who want to get down with immaterial constructs.
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Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 17 Mar 2005, 11:08: Some of these may suffice if there isn't one. (http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=q=weird)
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Post by: ForteBass on 17 Mar 2005, 14:41: I vote for "aberrantly creepy."
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Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 17 Mar 2005, 15:51: Second'd
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Post by: LiterSize on 17 Mar 2005, 22:55: I shudder at the mention of digimon and pokemon pr0n.... *shudder*

I did have a friend tell me cartoonists/artists are some of the most perverted people out there....go figure!
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Post by: Switchblade on 18 Mar 2005, 05:29: Jeph, you pervert!!!!
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Post by: Mockery on 18 Mar 2005, 11:48: Jade, of Beyond Good & Evil, she is hella hot!
btw: one of the coolest games I've ever played
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Post by: LiterSize on 18 Mar 2005, 12:26: Mockery: I finished BGE a few weeks ago.... man, it was kinda tough but really good! (I finished without getting all the pearls/animals but damnit I wanted to finish the story!) It was easier than I woulda thought though..... and yeah..... good job on the design for Ubisoft :)
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Post by: Johnny C on 18 Mar 2005, 21:06: LOOK, THE SUN

IT MISSES YOU ALL

EDIT: In hindsight, this only applies to people who continue to discuss the sexiness of algorithms.
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Post by: LiterSize on 18 Mar 2005, 23:13: BLARGH! HISSSSIT BURNSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssss
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Post by: lord_modred on 20 Mar 2005, 01:47: kerrigan from starcraft is hawt! what with all that chitonous hair, and dripping black ooze from her lip, and those wierd boils on her head... yeah, thats hot!

and green, like an orion slave girl!
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Post by: Switchblade on 20 Mar 2005, 05:43: Well, that was fucked up in the extreme...
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Post by: Mockery on 20 Mar 2005, 07:13: Litersize:
I was loving BGE so much I didn't want the story to end, I got all pearls and all but one animal...

Can't wait to afford my system upgrade and replay it with all the pretty graphic options. my current setup is almost 4 years old, i think.

FarCry is another game I will definitely replay as soon as it will actually look decent, and speaking of HOT video game women...

Valerie Constantine!
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Post by: Moriarty on 20 Mar 2005, 12:35: Quote from: lord_modred
kerrigan from starcraft is hawt!

I tend to agree. She reminds me of the alien ladies from the original Star Trek. The males were always malformed humans, but the females were just really hot human ladies with lots of body paint on. Plus Kerrigan has the whole Dominatrix/fetish imagery
...
...
...
I hear crickets again...
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Post by: tehpie on 20 Mar 2005, 21:12: Kerrigan's voice is also teh sexy.

I'm surprised no one has said Samus from Metroid. I mean, gosh forbid, we never see her, but all those pics from winning in metroid zm and fusion, hot shit.
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Post by: LiterSize on 20 Mar 2005, 21:30: Two pages in and we're still on topic; awesome!

Uhm...... yeah....... brooke burke is in need for speed....
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Post by: lord_modred on 20 Mar 2005, 22:56: Quote from: Moriarty
I tend to agree. She reminds me of the alien ladies from the original Star Trek.

exactly! the orion slave girls!
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Post by: Switchblade on 21 Mar 2005, 15:09: yeah... I'm still gonna go with my original "fucked up in the extreme" comment. I mean, original, human Kerrigan, sure. but the mutant zerg queen version? no way! scales and fungal growths are NOT sexy.
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Post by: ForteBass on 21 Mar 2005, 15:16: WEIRD'D OUT

Seriously, this has really become aberrantly creepy.
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Post by: LiterSize on 21 Mar 2005, 15:20: Thankfully no one's brought up Japan's H games/dating sims out there....
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Post by: Moriarty on 21 Mar 2005, 15:22: Ok I'll restate my case.
Human Kerrigan = hot, for looks, kickass attitude and telepathy.
Infested Kerrigan = hot for looks, vampric tendencies and the dominatrix/succubus attitude. Plus in the cutscenes she looked more like a woman wearing an armoured basque than a semi human insectoid.
...
...
Ok, I'm a freak *hangs head*
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Post by: Switchblade on 21 Mar 2005, 15:28: Quote from: LiterSize
Thankfully no one's brought up Japan's H games/dating sims out there....

up until YOU came along, that is...

Besides, those are just interactive hentai. The girls in those games are indistinguishable from those in every anime series out there, and therefore don't count.
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Post by: Lauxman on 21 Mar 2005, 19:20: (http://i148.exs.cx/img148/8788/tex22yh.jpg)

Tex from Red Vs Blue (http://www.redvsblue.com) is totally hot. Black armor and everything...Ok, but you can't deny that she has a sexy voice.

And, as you can see, I have become obsessed with RVB.
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Post by: lord_modred on 21 Mar 2005, 19:41: tex makes me tingly... so does shiela....

...ok, so maybe thats a little wierd
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Post by: Lauxman on 21 Mar 2005, 19:48: Tucker: Ok, Lopez, get inside Shiela and do your thing.
Shiela: What?!
Lopez: I'm getting VERY sweaty...
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Post by: maxusy3k on 26 Mar 2005, 08:48: I go with Kerrigan too. Could be that I was like fourteen, fifteen, but she looked super hot on the CD Cover for Brood War.

And yeah, the whole evilness thing just scores extra points.
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Post by: Wred on 26 Mar 2005, 10:51: In all honesty, RvB posted a picture of the woman who does Tex's voice back during the first season. She really is as hot as she sounds.
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Post by: Lauxman on 26 Mar 2005, 13:11: Quote from: Wred
In all honesty, RvB posted a picture of the woman who does Tex's voice back during the first season. She really is as hot as she sounds.

WTF LINK NOW. Kathleen sounds sexy.

Kerrigan actually sounds a lot like Tex, and acts the same...But I never thought that Kerrigan was that good looking.

Nevermind, found it myself. She's not that bad for a cybernetically-enhanced bitch.
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Post by: Digs on 27 Mar 2005, 17:55: Perhaps the hentai are, er, activated, by the attractive being that the graphic art or, in the more depressing cases, written word represent? The symbols of a certain attractiveness imposed on media and presented to interpreters who recompose the symbols in their own frame.
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Post by: mosfet on 28 Mar 2005, 05:21: Quote from: ForteBass
I dunno. Ms. Pac Man is pretty hawt. With that bow in her hair... yow-za

This one requires this linkage:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136

:D

How about Jill of the Jungle?
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Post by: hooligan on 28 Mar 2005, 09:06: Well someone has to put up some "cosplay" girls, so here goes...

(http://www.cosplayreviews.com/Totsugeki/LM02.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny C on 28 Mar 2005, 09:46: You stop that right now, young man. Don't you know they always have penises under those skirts?
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Post by: Switchblade on 28 Mar 2005, 16:10: yeah, you can kinda see the bulge under the skirt of the one on the right...

and why are they on a 45 degree wall/floor?
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Post by: ahsaehr on 28 Mar 2005, 22:27: Princess Alish (I know I misspelled that) Is really hot. In Sudeki. Of course Sudeki is the game I am trying to conquer right now so I'm really stuck on it. My dad thinks I got the game solely for the princess. Ever since he found my hentia and furry collection...he will never let me live that down.
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Post by: Kai on 29 Mar 2005, 05:56: .... Furry Collection?
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Post by: hooligan on 29 Mar 2005, 09:14: Quote from: Johnny C
You stop that right now, young man. Don't you know they always have penises under those skirts?

Geez, aren't we close minded.

That's a joke, son. (said in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice)
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Post by: Einherjar on 31 Mar 2005, 19:43: You know, I've grown tired of fanservice in video games. That said, the female video game character I think looks the best is Lenneth Valkyrie from Valkyrie Profile. All class, no smut.
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Post by: Jarne on 31 Mar 2005, 20:17: Hmm... Kerigan had that dominatrix thing going for her. Grimstodder (I know I spelled that wrong) from Splinter Cell was pretty damn cute. Oh, and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. Damn, she was sexy.
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Post by: mosfet on 01 Apr 2005, 05:18: Sarielana on WoW (LightBringer) - Shes got the exotic Night elf thing going

Amile on WoW (Lightbringer) - Human. Named for the girl on the movie of the same name, except Amile on WoW is a redhead. She's got the simultaneous cute and hot look going on.

In general Blizzard made the human and nightelf women pretty dang hot.
Can't say the same for the Trolls, Orcs, Tauren, Goblin, Dwarves, and Gnomes, tho.
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Post by: Einherjar on 01 Apr 2005, 07:12: Yeah, if I was a Nightsister, I'd stalk unwelcome visitors to my forest wearing just a bikini.

The only reason Blizzard made the women like that is so that they can attract the nerdy kids. Would they really dress like that? I think not.
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Post by: Digs on 02 Apr 2005, 16:45: Quote from: Einherjar
You know, I've grown tired of fanservice in video games. That said, the female video game character I think looks the best is Lenneth Valkyrie.
I am always pleased to find someone loving an Enix title.

They portray both Lenneth and Freya as children during what I'm going to call a sidequest in Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. Dressed like they were in Valkyrie Profile. It's about as creepy as you might imagine.
Title: HOT VIDEO GAME WOMEN.
Post by: Johnny C on 02 Apr 2005, 18:23: Quote from: Jarne
Oh, and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. Damn, she was sexy.

That... you...

I can't stop laughing. You're awesome, man.
Title: HOT VIDEO GAME WOMEN.
Post by: ForteBass on 02 Apr 2005, 18:35: Quote from: ahsaehr
my hentia and furry collection

... I just don't know what to say to this.
Title: HOT VIDEO GAME WOMEN.
Post by: Johnny C on 02 Apr 2005, 20:15: Don't say anything, just back away slowly. NO DON'T TURN YOUR BACK

ARGH
Title: HOT VIDEO GAME WOMEN.
Post by: Jarne on 05 Apr 2005, 17:59: Quote from: Johnny C
Quote from: Jarne
Oh, and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. Damn, she was sexy.

That... you...

I can't stop laughing. You're awesome, man.

What? What are you saying?
Title: HOT VIDEO GAME WOMEN.
Post by: est on 05 Apr 2005, 21:01: <goblins> kabooooom!