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Title: Kvlt
Post by: Johnny C on 15 May 2005, 15:08

or, "what the fuck does that mean."

Title: Kvlt
Post by: KharBevNor on 15 May 2005, 15:17

Quiessence, poser. To enquire unto the essence of kvlt is to disparage kvlt itself! I feel myself melting even reading your weak, softcore words. To the icefjords of Azabagorath! Hail the Necrowizard! Hail the necrobobsledders of Mt. Shxfnqhjatz!

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Johnny C on 15 May 2005, 15:17

No, seriously, what the fuck does it mean.

EDIT:

Quote

Hail the necrobobsledders of Mt. Shxfnqhjatz!

Yes sir.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: KharBevNor on 15 May 2005, 15:19

What, you want a serious answer, servant of the un-necrowizard?

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Robbo on 15 May 2005, 16:18

Kvtl:
(http://www.robbo.oeck.net/Stuff/1349.jpg)

Not Kvlt:
(http://www.robbo.oeck.net/Stuff/Beatles.jpg)

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Trollstormur on 15 May 2005, 16:25

kvlt means never having to say you're sorry


no wait that's love.


kvlt is eating a bible while shitting the remains of an eaten bible onto another bible, which you will soon also eat.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: KharBevNor on 15 May 2005, 16:34

Quote from: Trollstormur

kvlt is eating a bible while shitting the remains of an eaten bible onto another bible, which you will soon also eat.

You forgot the bit about being naked.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Signum_Tenebrae on 15 May 2005, 17:01

urbandictionary.com definition of kvlt:

1.  kvlt

Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.

Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Signum_Tenebrae on 15 May 2005, 17:06

Edit:  nevermind.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Johnny C on 15 May 2005, 17:55

Quote from: Robbo

Kvtl:
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Good:
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Fix'd.

EDIT:

Quote from: Robbo

Kvlt:
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Not Kvlt:
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Ironically enough, actually fix'd.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: KharBevNor on 15 May 2005, 18:28

The beatles are pretty good, but I'd take 1349 anyday myself.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: a pack of wolves on 15 May 2005, 19:27

Is anyone else getting a near-irresistible urge to post Immortalised pictures in this thread?

Title: Kvlt
Post by: KharBevNor on 15 May 2005, 19:49

Crap damnit, I can't find those priceless 'TRUE ARYSK GARTENARBEITEN ' and 'BASKETBAL IST KRIEG' pictures, with the heavily done up black metal dudes doing the gardening or washing dishes or playing basketball.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: a pack of wolves on 15 May 2005, 19:56

Oh yeah, think I remember those but I can't find any. Ah well, these ought to clear up what kvlt is all about:

(http://www.catabasis.com/dukes.jpg)

(http://www.necroconda.com/um/immortal/026.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/Times_of_Grace/Immortalplatoon.jpg)

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Signum_Tenebrae on 15 May 2005, 21:05

Quote from: KharBevNor

Crap damnit, I can't find those priceless 'TRUE ARYSK GARTENARBEITEN ' and 'BASKETBAL IST KRIEG' pictures, with the heavily done up black metal dudes doing the gardening or washing dishes or playing basketball.

haha, that band is called Thoth.

I'd post pics but the site is down.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Robbo on 16 May 2005, 00:51

I like Johnny C's respone even though I doubt he's heard 1349....and so do you know why I (funny or not) said that indie kids like Astruge are trying to be kvlt?

I've seen the Thoth pictures before, they're awesome.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: KharBevNor on 16 May 2005, 01:47

I've found them all in a folder on my computer, but really can't be pooped to post.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Trollstormur on 16 May 2005, 10:34

Quote from: KharBevNor

I've found them all in a folder on my computer, but really can't be pooped to post.

c'mon, you limey fuck. let's 'ave em.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Hector Gilbert on 16 May 2005, 13:17

This 1349 band sound interesting actually, can anyone post up a link to one of their songs?  Preferably something from their latest album since it's in the shops.  My taste in black metal generally tends towards minimal arrangements and harsh guitar sounds (Darkthrone, Burzum, early Bathory) and I appreciate atmospheres and inventiveness - although I also have some kind of soft spot for the kind of death/grind/black metal albums that just go all extreme and blaze past in a Scum or Panzer Division Marduk kind of way.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: KharBevNor on 16 May 2005, 14:11

1349 - Blood is the Mortar (http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2NCSPVQ50HSK4361F8SC6NKR6N)

Title: Kvlt
Post by: wheriend_ndyubgn on 16 May 2005, 14:14

*reads from top to bottom*

...

I wanna ride it again! lets ride it again!! wooooo

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Johnny C on 16 May 2005, 17:47

Hahahaha, from the first bit of that song, I can inform you that I have, in fact, heard that song before. And it makes me kind of happy.

I still say The Beatles pwn 'em. Possibly because their drumming doesn't scare my cat. Also what the hell happens at about 1:25 in that song because it sounds like the instrumentalists have a collective seizure and the drum kit simultaneously rolls off of a cliff.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Robbo on 17 May 2005, 00:36

Well, it doesn't scare my cat, she likes to curl up with me and purr along when I listen to stuff*

You asked what Kvlt was and we told you in the end. And what are you on about at 1:25? It's just upping then tempo and blast beating.


*I bet you where hoping I'd say she falls asleep so you could say it's boring, well sorry but no.

Title: Kvlt
Post by: Borondir on 17 May 2005, 09:45

kvlt=grim=necro, with only slightly different shades of meaning