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Title: Pop stars shouldnt be mothers.
Post by: Maui on 26 May 2005, 19:43: Wow. So i just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching the begginning of *dramatic pause* Britney and Kevin:Chaotic.

Oh my god. Worst show ever. And this woman, well girl, well person really is going to have a child?!! Anyone else that thinks this is ridiculous or has seen the show or heard about it, feel free to vent here, it made me feel better :-)
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Post by: Trollstormur on 26 May 2005, 19:49: she'll probably be dead before you.
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Post by: Maui on 26 May 2005, 19:52: Lets hope so hahaha
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Post by: sp2 on 26 May 2005, 20:34: Quote from: Maui
And this woman, well girl, well person

I think you're still being generous.

Hell, you'd be generous with "primate."
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Post by: czar0406 on 26 May 2005, 20:43: i find its best to ignore things that will undoubtfully cause a blood clot in my brain.
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Post by: jhocking on 26 May 2005, 20:57: @sp2: I think she's a fairly typical person. Depressingly so. Shallow, attention-mongering, self-centered, ignorant...
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Post by: Johnny C on 26 May 2005, 21:54: I prefer to have a more optimistic view of society, viz. there's only one Britney Spears.
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Post by: Simulacra on 26 May 2005, 22:20: and 20 million newly teens that want to be like her
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Post by: Mnementh on 26 May 2005, 22:27: In other news, teen pregnacies quadruple overnight...
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Post by: sp2 on 26 May 2005, 23:53: Quote from: jhocking
@sp2: I think she's a fairly typical person. Depressingly so. Shallow, attention-mongering, self-centered, ignorant...

I obviously have a much stricter and optimistic definition of the term "person."
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Post by: Trollstormur on 27 May 2005, 00:32: we should hail her child as the second coming.

virgin birth and all.
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Post by: Tartar Martyr on 27 May 2005, 00:53: I am eagerly awaiting the day she christens the child with a name, recent celebrity baby names have been too much of a blast for me to handle.
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Post by: zekterellium on 27 May 2005, 01:25: dude, i'd fuck britney spears in half, but any kid of hers is gonna be a slobbering lump of stupidness. the only person i hate more than britney spears is mariah carey. i hope she dies.
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Post by: sketchyjoe on 27 May 2005, 01:32: http://www.yirmumah.net/strips/20050527.gif
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Post by: Spencer on 27 May 2005, 08:31: As long as the secret cadre of jews that control the music industry keep turning out club tracks for brittany, I will make it my lifes mission to keep her alive and protect her.

If you don't think Toxic is the greatest thing ever, you have no *soul*.
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Post by: AndSheeWas on 27 May 2005, 08:38: Spence's last line reminded me for some reason of "you'll never succeed on broadway if you haven't any Jews."
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Post by: bucky_2300 on 27 May 2005, 09:03: Her kid will be called something stupid. What it really needs is a Frank Zappa kind of name. Like Bork.
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Post by: Kai on 27 May 2005, 10:49: Moon Unit is the coolest name for a girl ever, speaking of Zappa kids.
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Post by: lb969 on 27 May 2005, 10:54: Britney and Kevin:Chaotic = Nick and Jessica ripoff....
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Post by: oddball318 on 27 May 2005, 11:34: as I hear it, it's worse than Nick and Jessica because most of the camerawork is them with handcams getting as many out of focus, poorly framed shots as possible.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 27 May 2005, 17:19: Popstars shouldn't exist PERIOD.

I'd fucking kill 'em all. no class or style or culture or shit. Bring back celebrity composers! 18TH CENTURYT MASSIV!
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Post by: bucky_2300 on 27 May 2005, 17:39: Kvlt!
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Post by: La Creme on 27 May 2005, 20:44: Bork Spears? I like it! I make more!
Knavery Spears
Dickdangle Spears
Nebulon Spears
Sexy Grandpa Spears (My child's name will be sexy grandpa)
Morpheus Spears
and I raelly love this one: Sephadungles Spears

That was more fun than anything I've done all week. Except see Hitchiker's... that was wicked.

Zaphod Spears anyone? Trillian Spears?
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Post by: Maui on 27 May 2005, 20:49: Wait, wont it be Federline?? So Sexy Grandpa Federline haha.
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Post by: trill on 27 May 2005, 21:08: Oh god, Britney Spears.

I don't even want to think about that abomination. And she spends a lot of time down right by where I live, too, so I'm sure I'll get to witness some of her wonderful mothering.

$10 she names the kid Nola.
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Post by: californaya on 28 May 2005, 00:07: What if her kid were black, and she named him Chuck?

Chuck Spears!

I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.

I'm horrible, aren't I?
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Post by: Aphi on 28 May 2005, 07:17: I dunno, I'm all for namin' your kids after fruits.

Heck, I know /certian/ celebrities tried to keep it reasonable with "Apple", but why not some nice exotic fruits for some creepy exotic people?

Pineapple Spears
Kumquat Spears

=falls over laughing= I never thought of this 'till now...Lemon Spears. It sounds like a new kind of chewing gum, to be honest.
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Post by: sp2 on 28 May 2005, 10:16: Broccoli Spears?
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Post by: ASturge on 28 May 2005, 10:18: Retractable Spears
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Post by: Praeserpium Machinarum on 28 May 2005, 10:42: how about Piercing Spears or Throwing Spears or Burning Spears or Serrated Spears even Dull Spears...
I know I am not being funny, but still if I had a name like that, I would totally go for something like that, screw if s/he gets bullied, I am a father, not a fucking nanny. But to be honest I think she will use numerology to name her kid *shudders*
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Post by: Trollstormur on 28 May 2005, 11:38: or by the teachings of Scientology. THAT KIDS TOTALLY GONNA BE NAMED L. RON.
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Post by: Praeserpium Machinarum on 28 May 2005, 15:10: In Denmark we in fact had a rapper a few years back, who was called L. Ron Harald, COINCIDENCE?!?

...yeah probably, he only rapped about how he was way more cooler than anyone else, and beyond that he was perverse into the land of the ridiculous...a bastard actually...;)
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Post by: boeuf on 29 May 2005, 01:43: Yeah, I never watch teevee, especially clap trap like that.

Who here likes the show the Newly Weds?
Thats right, no one.
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Post by: ASturge on 29 May 2005, 01:58: MTV has Pimp My Ride...

That is why I watch MTV
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Post by: dave86 on 29 May 2005, 02:46: Britney Spears 2: Death Walks a Winding Path.
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Post by: La Creme on 30 May 2005, 01:15: Pimp My Ride is God's way of saying "Cars are an important part of life, so go unnecesarily trick them up with crazy shit. Peace out yo'."

My favorite things they've put into cars (not all on one car) on that show:
An Oxygen Bar
A Personal Bowling Alley (set)
16 TV Screens in 1 Car
Tripple Spinning Rims (gold-plated)
2 Microwaves in the trunk of a car (ghetto-ass microwaves, bee-otches)
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Post by: passthebottle on 30 May 2005, 10:01: Quote from: La Creme
Pimp My Ride is God's way of saying "Cars are an important part of life, so go unnecesarily trick them up with crazy shit. Peace out yo'."

My favorite things they've put into cars (not all on one car) on that show:
An Oxygen Bar
A Personal Bowling Alley (set)
16 TV Screens in 1 Car
Tripple Spinning Rims (gold-plated)
2 Microwaves in the trunk of a car (ghetto-ass microwaves, bee-otches)

What about the popcorn machine? I love how they take some tiny aspect of your life and make the whole car about it. Like, "yeah, I like movies." gets you 857685926 tvs in your car with a popcorn machine and snak bar under the seat. In said episode they gave the chick a bunch of famous/classic dvds (godfather, shit like that) and she had pretty much never seen any of them. But she's such a movie buff she needed a fucking popcorn machine in her front seat?! WTFBBQ?!

Sigh. As for weird names I honestly don't think 'Apple' is so weird. I'm sure people thought it was weird when the first person named thier daughter June, or May or April (why not July?). And it was weird when someone named thier kid Lily or Rose or Daisy. It's only weird because you haven't heard it before. I actually really like 'Apple'. 'Dweezil" on the other hand is a bit out there, but what would you expect from Zappa.

I actually saw all of the first episode of that britany show. The worst. Not even in that so bad it's good way. Just.. just bad.
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Post by: Switchblade on 30 May 2005, 10:17: Quote from: Trollstormur
we should hail her child as the second coming.

virgin birth and all.

I'd go with the concept of Britney Spears' child as being the herald of the end times. seriously, we're talking a real "Come and see" moment. A couple of seals are gonna get broken, a lamb shall come forth, multi-headed beast, end of the world, flame and ruin, it'll be a blast. I'm having a barbeque at Armageddon, bring beer and relish!
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Post by: BehringerBoy on 30 May 2005, 10:26: Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum
In Denmark we in fact had a rapper a few years back, who was called L. Ron Harald, COINCIDENCE?!?

...yeah probably, he only rapped about how he was way more cooler than anyone else, and beyond that he was perverse into the land of the ridiculous...a bastard actually...;)

hell, aren´t all rappers like that? that guy later turned schizophrenia too

...nah, britney spears could be a worse mother. she could be courtney love...
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Post by: Praeserpium Machinarum on 30 May 2005, 10:51: I suppose, but some are more sophisticated than others, no?
Anyway can we agree that popstars shouldn't be anything, they should be packed in a small box and sent with FedEx to...oh I don't...Tora Bora or North Korea, Kim would love them ;)
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Post by: BusterKeaton on 30 May 2005, 17:33: Quote from: KharBevNor
Popstars shouldn't exist PERIOD.

I'd fucking kill 'em all. no class or style or culture or shit. Bring back celebrity composers! 18TH CENTURYT MASSIV!

Popstars are indeed necessary, Without them how would you propose the government placate the uppity redneck masses, Britney and kevin keep them inside there trailers late at night and not out burning crosses and lynching and raping members of other ethnicities(did i spell that right>)
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Post by: KharBevNor on 30 May 2005, 18:15: My drunken post made it perfectly clear. Resurrect Mozart.
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Post by: Radiowar on 30 May 2005, 18:47: I hate reality shows about celebrity couples. The funny thing about those shows is that people are supposed to be entertained by famous people proving how boring they are. Quality tv woot woot.
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Post by: cacahuate on 30 May 2005, 19:00: Boy... I can only think of how hilarious her old song titles and lyrics are when applied to her new and future life...

"Oops, I did it again... Played with the condom... got knocked up"

"Ha, you think it's a girl... but in fact it's twins... oh babies, babies"

Sigh... I'm too tired to maximize the potential. Somebody else take it!
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Post by: BMF on 30 May 2005, 21:15: Kid's name should be Skip, Skip's the coolest name ever. I lay awake at night wishing I had been named skip sometimes.
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Post by: La Creme on 30 May 2005, 21:29: You want her child to have a name it likes?! You want Brittany Spears' child happy? NO! It's name must mortify it and tuin its life. Sexy Grandpa is final. Final-ish.
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Post by: Maui on 02 Jun 2005, 18:55: I must say, Sexy grandpa is a pretty awesome name.......
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Post by: La Creme on 02 Jun 2005, 19:16: It is my homage to the Eels. E went on tour once with an organ with the word "Sexy Grandpa" in sparkly gold letters on the side of it. I say the Eels should be allowed to wreak havoc on the pop world, as they do very well at it. Get the EELS Dvd when it comes out.
I caught a sneak at their show and there's this part of it where E is a total motherfucker about Aliah dying (I don't blame him). But it's really funny. He says "Oh yeah, I think her death was more meaningful than Kurt Cobain's, Jimi Hendrix's, and John Lennon's combined. We were scheduled to do a duet, and y'know, now we can't cause she dies in a flaming explosinve plane crash."