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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: Tearon on 25 Aug 2005, 21:21

Title: Musical genetics!
Post by: Tearon on 25 Aug 2005, 21:21

Y'know what would be great? If Colin Meloy and Neko Case had a child. I can't be the only one who thinks this.

Any other musicians who simply have to mate?

Title: Musical genetics!
Post by: sp2 on 25 Aug 2005, 22:24

The image of G. G. Allin sodomizing Avril Lavigne is mildly amusing to me.  Does that count?

Title: Musical genetics!
Post by: weevil on 25 Aug 2005, 22:33

Ben Gibbard giving birth to an alien Ripley-style. That is to say, falling backwards off a catwalk and strangling his newborn.

Title: Musical genetics!
Post by: sp2 on 25 Aug 2005, 22:41

I'd rather see a chestburster pop its head through Gibbard's sternum, really.  You know, do the world a favor and stuff like that.

Title: Musical genetics!
Post by: Tearon on 25 Aug 2005, 22:43

sb2: yes. yes it does.

Also, It is also okay to mention the musicians that shouldn't mate. On second thought, no it's not. That's just begging to turn into a flame-fest followed by a locked thread.

I will, however, say this: Until I find a way to isolate the "awesome music" gene and eliminate the "egotistical asshole" gene, Issac Brock should keep his loins to himself.

Title: Musical genetics!
Post by: .Kate. on 29 Aug 2005, 12:11

I think it's cute that mates of state have a baby.

Title: Re: Musical genetics!
Post by: Merkava on 29 Aug 2005, 12:20

Quote from: Tearon

Y'know what would be great? If Colin Meloy and Neko Case had a child. I can't be the only one who thinks this.

Any other musicians who simply have to mate?

My feelings are to Colin Meloy as your feelings are to Ben Gibbard.

As in, Colin Meloy is overrated and The Decemberists suck.

But that's for another topic.


Isaac Brock isn't much of an egotistical asshole. You want the lead singer of Bloc Party for that description. Brock is just antisocial and good at making odd music.

Now, I think that Travis Morrison and John Darnielle sould mate. They would make a very brilliant, interestingly-voiced baby.

Title: Musical genetics!
Post by: La Creme on 29 Aug 2005, 12:50

One of the singers from the Ditty Bops with E (of Eels) and the other with Ben Eisenbach (of The Sugarplastic). The kids could form a band with the ultimate in ridiculously cute indie/folk and pure dixieland guitar awesomeness.

Title: Musical genetics!
Post by: Cpt.Fantastic on 29 Aug 2005, 13:44

I'd like to mate Jeff Mangum and Colin Meloy. They'd have children called Colin Meloy and Colin Meloy.