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Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: nickyandthefuture on 21 Sep 2005, 19:05

Oh no!

http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/samuel-l-jackson/dudesnakes-on-a-plane-117687.php

Via Overcompensating (http://www.wigu.com/overcompensating/).  I'm pretty certain that this will be the greatest movie I've ever seen.

Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Sep 2005, 19:48

After that's released, nobody will ever need to make movies again.

Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: Daniel on 21 Sep 2005, 19:55

Quote from: Johnny C

After that's released, nobody will ever need to make movies again.

Until they make the sequel, Sharks on a Train.

Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: Tedd on 21 Sep 2005, 20:16

Or <insert pseudo-witty joke ruining it right here and now here>.


Fuck yeah, you know you 'lol'ed at that.

Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: Gryff on 21 Sep 2005, 21:00

Has anyone seen 'Boa versus Python'? That's a movie that's every bit as good as it sounds!

Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: Trollstormur on 21 Sep 2005, 22:15

How in god's name did they get a producer that could afford Samuel L Jackson? I would think that meeting would go something like this:

"And the movie is called... Snakes on a Plane."

"Get the fuck out of my office."

Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: Everest on 22 Sep 2005, 09:27

Man, that is very possibly the worst plot I've ever heard of. I'm desperately trying to find a way to hate it, but... Snakes! On a plane! With Samuel L. Jackson! I mean, damn... I don't know what to say.

Kittens.

Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: 1patheticloser on 22 Sep 2005, 12:40

This movie (whose title has gone back and forth between 'Snakes on a Plane' and 'Flight 147') continuously reminds me of a skit I saw on SNL a few years back, where, in fact a bunch of snakes were loose on a plane. It was moderately funny, but at the end of the skit, a obivously hand-puppet snake comes on in front a blue-screened fire and begins yelling "I AM THE COBRA! WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, I WILL BE THERE...FOR I AM THE COBRAAAA"

It loses alot of the humor when attempting to retell the story.

Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Post by: Gryff on 22 Sep 2005, 17:03

They have to call it 'Snakes on a Plane'. Who would go see a film called 'Flight 147'?

Not me.