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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: Leonidas on 08 Oct 2005, 16:50
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Shamelessly stolen from a thread I saw on another forum, which in your opinion is the sexiest music video of all time and why?
My nomination was:
Chris Isaac - Wicked Game
(http://tinypic.com/efnxg5.jpg)
And do I really have to tell you why?
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I think the Michael vid by Franz Ferdinand is sexy...
http://www.uweflade.de/franz%20ferdinand%20--%20michael.htm
Also, "The Good Ones" by The Kills...
http://www.video-c.co.uk/microsite.asp?vidref=thek007
Both are in Quicktime.
I think Franz Ferdinand is moreso... I don't know about all-time, I haven't seen that many music videos.
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Holy Diver.
I am totally not being ironic.
Well, OK, maybe I am.
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My nomination was:
Chris Isaac - Wicked Game
I have no idea how you could find the sight of Helena Christensen(the girl) attractive, I mean she looks like a skeleton, she's up there with Kate Moss.
I can't really think of any genuinely sexy videos, only slutty ones where they roll around in chocolate and stuff.
but for shit and giggles, I would like to nominate The Cure - Boys Don't Cry and Björk - All Is Full of Love.
Smoooooking!
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REX MANNING VIDEO LOWL!
Ummm... hmmm. I'm not really sure for real videos. I think that the Tomahawk video for "Rape This Day" was pretty sexilly shot, but it wasn't really SEXY per-se. Maybe Fishbone's version of "What's New Pussycat"? Lot's of Spanish Chick dancing and people not wearing shirts getting splatter-painted. You know, if that's what gets it up for you...
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I have no idea how you could find the sight of Helena Christensen(the girl) attractive, I mean she looks like a skeleton, she's up there with Kate Moss.
(http://tinypic.com/eg4h0h.jpg)
Yes, I mean what the hell was I thinking!!!!
I would disagree. I don't think she's a skeletion atall, and is certainly not into the whole herion chic look as Kate Moss is, but then it's all about opinion. And whether you find her attractive or not, the video is still sexy. Next time you see it, on classic VH1 or something, you'll notice that she's certainly no little waif.
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My nomination was:
Chris Isaac - Wicked Game
I have no idea how you could find the sight of Helena Christensen(the girl) attractive, I mean she looks like a skeleton, she's up there with Kate Moss.
I disagree, I think she's not as thing as Kate Moss - plus she's actually got a set of tits.
Chris Isaak's presence aside, that is one of the sexiest music videos ever.
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Well, I beg to differ, her and Chris Isaak(maybe moreso) are exactly the reason why that video is not sexy. But I am not being constructive and I will suggest another video, A Perfect Circle - Outsider, it's got scantily clad chicks being bad and violent... even if it reeks of sarcasm.
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA - DIRRTY!!!111 LOLZORZ
...not really. And come to think of it, I could've said any R'n'B "song". All definitely the opposite of sexy. *whince*shudder*hurl*
Worst thing is, that crap seems to have the "sexy music videos" market covered so well, that I can't think of any truly sexy music videos... :(
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'Wicked Pussycat' by Danzig. But maybe that's just me being a goddamn pervert.
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'Wicked Pussycat' by Danzig. But maybe that's just me being a goddamn pervert.
That has a video?
QUICK ROBIN, TO THE INTERWEB.
I'd imagine that video would be pretty damn sexy, given the sexiness level of the song, which is almost illegal.
I'd probably go personally for Black No. 1 by Type O Negative. You won't agree if you're a heterosexual male (probably) but ladies, and gentlemen of that persuasion...I ask you. Can you beat it? The answer is no. I think it's mainly to do with the way Peter Steele is playing an upright bass like you would an electric bass with a huge chain as a shoulder strap.
OH AND THE BROODING.
YES.
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Well, I beg to differ, her and Chris Isaak(maybe moreso) are exactly the reason why that video is not sexy. But I am not being constructive and I will suggest another video, A Perfect Circle - Outsider, it's got scantily clad chicks being bad and violent... even if it reeks of sarcasm.
Oh God, that video is so fucking hot.
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That has a video?
QUICK ROBIN, TO THE INTERWEB.
Not only does it have a video, but a video in which women in leather catsuits keep other women in nurse outfits on leashes.
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The Philosopher Kings - You Don't Love Me (Like You Used to Do)
All I can remember from this video is the fact that it features two snails making love at one point.
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In the words of the unfortunately now-immortal Paris Hilton: that's hot.
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girl, beach, film noir, can't fail. even Madonna looks hot in the "Cherish" video.
On a side note, someone said to me other night "the main difference between porn and an RnB video is that the music is better in porn." gotta love them sax solos :p
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Ministry of Sound did a feature on this a while ago: http://www.ministryofsound.com/Music/Albums/MinistryofSound-TheSexiestVideosofAllTime.htm
Some of those are downright sleazy, though.
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I'm sure their intentions are good, but... goddamn techno videos! If I have to hear 'Call On Me' by Eric Prydz ever again in the history of the universe, it'll be too fucking soon.
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Point taken, but Add N To X is awesome anyway.
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The Ministry of Sound can take thoise power tools off those 'babes' and ram them up their goddamn asses.
Shit, I hate The Ministry of Sound.
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My nomination for this category is Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Seriously, it has naked ladies, what more could I or you ask for...?
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'Wicked Pussycat' by Danzig. But maybe that's just me being a goddamn pervert.
HOLY CRAP I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO!!! You are right. That one wins. Sexy asian chick pouring milk on herself while she is on a LEASH! And that thing with the shakey camera and Danzig with his funny claw-gloves. Bondage, milk, and metal. That's what makes a video mang.
Also, the bath-tub part of "Leper Friend" by Dog Fashion Disco is pretty seck-say, even if they are a horrid, blatant, and shitty bungle rip-off.
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I was going to decry the sugestion of "Closer," but then I remembered what I recommended.
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My nomination for this category is Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Seriously, it has naked ladies, what more could I or you ask for...?
Yeah, severed pig head machines really turn me on.
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I'll tell you what it's not and that is "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin. Goddamn hell that video made me want to go into the fetal position.
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I WANT YOUR SOUL!
It may not be sexy, but it sure is awesome.
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or Windowlicker for that matter, that man has a sick twisted mind. It makes me both uncomfortable and it makes me laugh, what more can you ask for.
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My nomination for this category is Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Seriously, it has naked ladies, what more could I or you ask for...?
Yeah, severed pig head machines really turn me on.
I was referring to the parts without old dudes and pig head machines, of course.
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"Queer" by Garbage.
END OF THREAD.
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that man has a sick twisted mind
Hard to believe that Chris Cunningham came up with the ideas for both of those Aphex Twin videos AND the concept for the video whose nomination I second, i.e. "All Is Full Of Love." Lesbian robot makeouts = HAWT.
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I was referring to the parts without old dudes and pig head machines, of course.
We should only hope.
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How about "Gantz Graf." Yessirree Bob.
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I don't think even robots would find Gantz Graf sexy. Pretty awesome video though. The song makes alot more sense after you've seen the video.
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A Perfect Circle - Outsider
I just watched that. Second'd, third'd and hgabughabhgaubug'd.
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Dude, I think we all know it's Nelly's Hot in Herr. Duh.
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http://imyoursledgehammer.ytmnd.com/
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Twilight Zone by Golden Earring. Seriously guys, you should watch it. First, it's got these guys:
(http://www.planet.nl/upload/1559178_340_1116035792304-goldenearring_twilightzone.jpg) Wouldya lookit those HATS!
Also, there are boobies, but censored is written over them, like they are a forbidden musical video fruit. Then, crazy bondage cop ladies in fishnet stokings and vinyl with hardcore can-caning action.
Sexay if I ever saw it.
Everyone go watch it right now. I like to play it on the jukebox at Burgerville.
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Wow, I killed the thread. I decided this one is more sexier:
http://www.wormwoodfilms.com/movies/goblin_cock_2.mpg
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I think that one'll somehow manage to kill the thread again.
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Anything COB because Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho is dreamy. WAAAAAAAAAA
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REX MANNING VIDEO LOWL!
Ummm... hmmm. I'm not really sure for real videos. I think that the Tomahawk video for "Rape This Day" was pretty sexilly shot, but it wasn't really SEXY per-se. Maybe Fishbone's version of "What's New Pussycat"? Lot's of Spanish Chick dancing and people not wearing shirts getting splatter-painted. You know, if that's what gets it up for you...
Empire Records reference FTW!
I don't know why, well it is probably the way she continually shoves her chest out during the video, but I can't get enough of the La Tortura from Shakira.
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http://www.wormwoodfilms.com/movies/goblin_cock_2.mpg
Beautifully deranged. Sunn 0))) have a lot to answer for though.
That bit where they walk out the ocean is masterful.
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How about Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy? ;-)
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How about Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy? ;-)
I don't know about that one....
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How about Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy? ;-)
I don't know about that one....
Download it or something.
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Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back.
You can disagree with me all you want, but thats only because you're wrong. Look at it for gods sake, a ladys booty comes off and lands on the turntable, just as he starts scratching up a storm.
It was a beautiful moment for me.
Smack my bitch up is pretty sexalicious as well, but the bit where the woman spews up in the bathroom sink kinda evens thing out. Still, lesbians.
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Look at it for gods sake, a ladys booty comes off and lands on the turntable, just as he starts scratching up a storm.
Which is exactely why it's about as arousing as most Picasso paintings.
In other words, it isn't.
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I don't know man, abstract art gets me pretty hot.
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Also, modern art makes me want to rock out.
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How about Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy? ;-)
yeah, after disallowing windowlicker I guess i'll have to vote for that one too..
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michael gray - the weekend
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I vote for anything by My Chemical Romance. GIRLY-MEN FOR THE WIN!!
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Also, modern art makes me want to rock out.
Actually, when you say that, you have to pronounce the first two words correctly. It should look and sound something like this:
"Mo'ern Ar' makes me want to rock out."
So says Art Brut.
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Mah-ern aht maikes meh want teh rawk aht.
Bruv.
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The only correct answer for me will forever be Girls on Film by Duran Duran.
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Queen - I Want To Break Free
Need i say more...
The above is... My opinion: Cradle Of Filth - No Time To Cry
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I don't know if I can think of a particularly sexy music video, but I will say that Hype Williams is one of the few video directors who can successfully make "music video girls" attractive. He particularly succeeds at this in Aaliyah's "Rock the Boat."
Also, that Chris Cunningham beautifully lampoons the very idea of those girls in "Windowlicker," which, while NOT particularly sexy, is in my opinion the best music video ever.
That said, if I were gay, I'd probably say "Untitled (How Does It Feel)" by D'Angelo was the sexiest video. And even though I'm not, I still think it's way up there on the list.
I don't know what I'd say is the sexiEST though.
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How could we go this far without:
(http://www.sdcd.com/B2B/jsp/app/images/Scans/657763.jpg)
RIGHT SAID FRED: I'm TOO SEXY
I mean, come on. It's a given.
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But the guy on the right just looks like some greasy roadie! He ruins the damn vibe.
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monster hospital and
dead disco
by metric,
because they involve emily haines dancing.
and i am seeing them live in february (far away : ( ) and i am pleased.