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Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: La Creme on 25 Oct 2005, 21:28

http://www.cdtv.net/music/RKelly.html

Ok, scroll down, watch R. Kelly's *ahgem* masterpeice "Trapped In The Closet" (parts 1 - 5). Seriously, it will make you laugh until you shit blood; it is that bad.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: Maui on 25 Oct 2005, 21:49

Omg. Ive seen this before, ugh. It is seriously and honestly the WORST thing ive ever heard. Save your sanity! Dont watch it! heh. But really. What the hell was the point of it, geez.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: La Creme on 25 Oct 2005, 22:02

Because it makes me do this:

*laughter*

Seriously, this is the funniest thing ever.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: sjbrot on 25 Oct 2005, 22:43

I didn't check out the videos, because they appeared much too complicated for me, but I did see him perform at the MTV Music Video Awards.

Replace "perform" with "walk around the stage doing a terrible job at lip synching while the crowd looked on in boredom."

The best moment was when he was taking on the character of the gay guy, because his "singing" was just so melodramatic and horrible and then suddenly he threw that in there.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: Maui on 26 Oct 2005, 05:57

Quote

Replace "perform" with "walk around the stage doing a terrible job at lip synching while the crowd looked on in boredom."

Amen! I was like, WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS.  I do agree that its hilarious though eh.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: decklin on 26 Oct 2005, 06:29

Out of the Closet (http://nofilmschool.com/?p=32) is much better.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: kikanjuuneko on 26 Oct 2005, 08:10

I am waiting for parts 7-10 with baited breath.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: Tinjessla on 26 Oct 2005, 09:44

Man, i remember seeing this in all it's craptacular glory. The twist isn't even that great!

Although, i do like this spoof (http://gorillamask.net/jklpizza.shtml) of it.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: Signum_Tenebrae on 26 Oct 2005, 14:18

R Kelly is one of the greatest poets of our time.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: sjbrot on 26 Oct 2005, 16:37

He is the Robert Frost of our generation.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: Sythe on 26 Oct 2005, 19:44

He could have stopped World War Two with his sweet rhymez.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: Not An Addict on 26 Oct 2005, 21:48

I remember seeing this one part on TV with him fucking this girl and he's explaining the entire thing in excruciating detail as it's happening. There's a difference between rapping and dictating, dude.

This whole thing just seems so overblown. Make him shut up.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: sjbrot on 26 Oct 2005, 22:47

The value of my life would lower itself alot if my first sexual experience involved my partner describing what was going in great detail. It would go down even more if that partner was R. Kelly.

Question: Why is anyone still listening to this guy? I always thought that if your sex tape featuring an underage girl gets released the the public, they don't listen to your music any more, except to search for hidden messages.

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: ObsoleteDonkey on 26 Oct 2005, 23:51

That was horrifyingly funny. I loved the, "So I pulled out my Baretta" WHERE did that come from?

Title: Oh Noes! Trapped In The Closet!
Post by: Jenno on 27 Oct 2005, 00:36

heh... R. Kelly


*sniggers*