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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: Rizzo on 03 Feb 2006, 02:08
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Every forum seems to have one of these topics but QC doesn't seem to yet.
Which songs would you have played at your funeral and why?
I'd have;
Type O Negative-Everyone I love is dead
To make everyone feel really bad, no one I like is alive any more.
Turbonegro-All my friends are dead
Just to reinforce the point
The Flaming Lips-Do you realise?
Make everyone feel really morbid and terrible
AFI-Synesthesia
To make sure everyone got the message once and for all. (The chorus is "Heartbreak incarnate, I'm nothing if not your memory")
The Cure-Just like heaven
Not only is it one of my favourite Cure tracks, it seems particularly poignant at this time
And finish on
Sisters of Mercy-No time to cry
I would possibly chuck in Please kill me by Amen.
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Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice is Murder, so people will be able to solve the mystery of my unexplained skydiving accident.
Also Mahna mahna,incase anyone is sad at all.
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Propagandhi - March of the Crabs
Mischief Brew - Roll Me Through the Gates of Hell
Bob Dylan - It's Alright, Ma, I'm Only Bleeding
Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up
Evan Greer - The Ballad of the Last Six Months of My Life
Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
Old Crow Medicine Show - Wagon Wheel
World/Inferno Friendship Society - Tattoo's Fade
Johnny Cash & Joe Strummer - Redemption Song
The Clash - Death or Glory
Hank Williams - I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive
Bouncing Souls - True Believers
They all mean something to me.
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I want either the Cream live version of "Crossroads" or "Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine, expressly for the "Burn, burn, yes you're gonna BURN!" part. I am putting that in my final wishes. I shit you not.
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december - host
pixies - monkey gone to heaven
iggy pop - passenger
my bloody valentine - when you sleep
arcade fire - in the backseat
deftones - be quiet and drive
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Elliott Smith - King's Crossing
Iron & Wine - Upward Over The Mountain
Devendra Banhart - At The Hop
Sufjan Stevens - To Be Alone With You
Earlimart - Heaven Adores You
Explosions in the Sky - The Only Moment We Were Alone
wow, that's got to be the saddest mix ever
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Necrophiliac by Slayer.
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How about Monty Python's "Always look on the bright side of life"?
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Necrophiliac by Slayer.
man, you are so invited to my birthday party.
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iron&wine - naked as we came
and i want my ashes to be scattered on the Tory Sound. while this happens, i've always imagined an auld man would play "the fields of athenry" on the uillean pipes.
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Queen - Another One Bites The Dust
Come on, someone had to do it.
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These two come to mind;
Sigurrós - Dánarfregnir og jarðarfarir
Opeth - For Absent Friends
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vomit toad - only faggots die
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Bahahahaha! That would be amazing.
I would have New Pornographers played at my funeral that way people would not allowed to be sad!
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Patrick Bruel - Casser La Voix
probably the most beautiful song ever written
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whoa its pootis
hi pootis
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definitely smog's "dress sexy at my funeral", perhaps "this is not what you had planned" by the wrens, and maybe just for fun "my life is starting over again" by daniel johnston. i do hope they let me play dj at my own get-gone.
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Lattermans entire first full length. That would be awesome.
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The day I turn 80, I am going to die by jumping off of a tall building. And at my funeral, I want them to play "Jump" by Van Halen.
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Flaming Lips - Feeling Yourself Disintegrate
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Devendra Banhart - At The Hop
Yes please.
Also:
Bad Days (Aurally Excited Version) by The Flaming Lips
Checking Out by Langhorne Slim
Fact of Life by Poi Dog Pondering
Tables and Chairs by Andrew Bird
Graceland by Paul Simon
and then I've Seen the Land Beyond by Beck, to digust all funeral goers before someone drags out a grand piano/symphony orchestra and has the musicians play Modest Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition at an incredibly loud volume.
Hmm. My funeral sounds like a fun time. Maybe I should consider attending.
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But you will be attending silly! ;)
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At my funeral Metal Machine Music and the whole SYR series will be played at earsplitting levels (Anagramma will in fact be played twice) and just after it ends i will segue into...
Motion Picture Soundtrack - Radiohead
and More than a Feeling by Boston.
And as a special bonus: FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If at all possible, I would like the Flying Luttenbachers to improvise a set to accompany my funeral. Not the wake or anything, but the funeral itself, the actual mass part. I would like the attending priest or whoever is in charge of it to have to shout to be heard over the Flying Luttenbachers.
And on my tombstone they can write "jazz is appropriate for any occasion," or possibly just "motherfuckers."
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WHY MUST YOU STEAL ALL THE THRADS FROM LASTR FM!?
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Here's a song I'll have on repeat while on my deathbed: "In My Time of Dying" by Led Zeppelin.
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WHY MUST YOU STEAL ALL THE THRADS FROM LASTR FM!?
Shut up you junkie bastard :D. I got this from Club Bizarre, a local ALT forum.
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For funny ones:
Deerhoof - "Twin Killers" Get it? Because I'd be a dead twin? Or perhaps Cold as Ice by Foreigner
A good depressing one would be "Blue" off of the Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack.
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I would definately just want "P.S. You Rock My World" and that's it.
You people all suck cause you didn't say that first.
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Daedelus and Hrishikesh Hirway - Thanatopsis
and Nick Drake - Pink Moon
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Bonnie 'prince' Billy - Death to Everyone
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Possibly Opeth's "To Bid You Farewell",but it would most likely be Iron and Wine's entire album, "Our Endless Numbered Days".
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The Calling - Wherever You Will Go.
I don't know why. It's always struck me as a funeral song. Bizarre. My dad wants 'Comfortably Numb' by Pink Floyd and now I can't listen to that without thinking about it damnit.
Everybody Hurts by REM would be nice purely to fuel my REM obsession.
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Reel Big Fish - Cheer Up
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I actually already have this planned out. I'd basically play the entirety of the John Cage and Sun Ra record I have really loud, and then afterwards, karaoke to King Diamond.
EDIT: Also, to whoever said Metal Machine Music, this could easily be substituted for John Cage and Sun Ra. Other possibilities include some Bill Laswell Project (Preferably his thing with MJ Harris, SOmnific Flux) Buckethead stuff (His more... ambient esque works, preferably), Death Cube K stuff, Dead Can Dance, Ephel Duath, Fantomas' Delirium Cordia, That one album I have that has the Dalai Lama on it, Frank Zappa's compositions (Read: NOt his guitar rock band esque music, the weird freak out stuff like Civilization: Phase II and Burnt Weeny Sandwhich), and various John Zorn stuff.
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Any and all rap songs about killing people. Fuck yes.
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Current 93 - Intro/Twilight Twilight Nihil Nihil [live at the Union Chapel]
Inkubus Sukkubus - Pagan Born
Tiamat - Planets
Amoprhis - Black Winters Day
Nortt - Dod Och Borte
Mortiis - Everyone Leaves
Marillion - Ocean Cloud
Burzum - Tomhet
Ulver - A Capella (Sielens Sang)
I'd probably make a mix-tape.
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Oh, Current 93 would be great funeral music.
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Modest Mouse - Please Bury Me With It
You know, kinda like a 'we had good times' thing.
My dad wants 'Dust In The Wind' by Kansas.
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Your dad is almost awesome. Too bad Kansas is weak man's quasi prog.
But I just hate Kansas.
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Wilco - I Am Trying To Break Your Heart?
OH the ironing!
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If at all possible, I would like the Flying Luttenbachers to improvise a set to accompany my funeral. Not the wake or anything, but the funeral itself, the actual mass part. I would like the attending priest or whoever is in charge of it to have to shout to be heard over the Flying Luttenbachers.
And on my tombstone they can write "jazz is appropriate for any occasion," or possibly just "motherfuckers."
Now that would be a truly spectacular funeral.
For myself, people would enter the funeral to Tom Waits - Whistle Down The Wind. Red Right Hand would then play for an hour while everyone stares grimmly ahead, followed by my burial to Fugazi - Long Distance Runner.
The wake would of course begin with Back In Black.
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I don't see a problem with just playing all of My Bloody Valentine's Loveless and a whole lot of the Cure. Hmmmmm...
The Unicorns-I Don't Want to Die?
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I would make a playlist entirely of Testament and Death.
Just so they don't get too comfortable.
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Wait til everyone gets inside and the bolt the doors. Put on the entire Man O War back catalogue. :D
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Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back
No more, no more
No more, no more!
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Team America theme. This thread has been won.
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^No it has not.
I just realized that the Zelda theme does kind of work. It's sort of triumphant.
Also, I think "Flower's Grave" would work better than "Whistle Down The Wind", but still, good call.
New vote is for "Epic" by Faith No More.
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On Tom Waits Underground could work or maybe Everything Goes to Hell.
Hell I would probably just play Time and be done with it...
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Flaming Lips - Do You Realise
Sigur Rós - Viðrar vel til loftárása
Slowdive - When The Sun Hits
I think a lot of Flaming Lips songs are good funereal songs, their music seem happy and optimistic most of the time but I always get a sense of melancholy in the music.
Fight Test seems like a good choice too.
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Hell I would probably just play Time and be done with it...
I thought you said that album was background noise...
Also, RAR HAIL SATAN!!!!
Inverted crosses, necromancy, slaughtering virgins, all that good stuff.
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my internal affairs, I am SO with you on "Viðrar vel til loftárása." That song is just asplodey with awesome. OR "Starálfur" would work too. But I dont' want people to cry at my funeral, I'd rather they be like "HAHA THIS SONG TOTALLY FITS HIM 'CAUSE HE WAS A DICK." So pick the most offensive Tenacious D song you can find and put it on repeat.
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Ready to Die by the Unicorns would be great too.
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I thought you said that album was background noise...
I was talking about the Tom Waits song called Time which is indefinitely better than the Pink Floyd one.
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I just realized that the Zelda theme does kind of work. It's sort of triumphant.
It's probably the most triumphant song in existence.
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Your dad is almost awesome. Too bad Kansas is weak man's quasi prog.
But I just hate Kansas.
I think it's a pretty inspired choice for someone who doesn't know or care about music.
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Captain Beefheart - Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
I mean, that last fuckin' verse,
God, please fuck my mind for good
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
Oh fuck that thing... fuck that poem...eyes crawl out with maggots
White cloth bones pile up light thrown blades
Rags 'n' skull... scoops soil cracks... drain screams... please
Take my hand 'n' join me... too soon its clutches gleams
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
Death be damned... life!
How is that not awesome?
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My funeral will be in a church, and "Rainin' Men" will be playing as I'm lowered form the rafters into my coffin.
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Potted Plant, that would only work if you're cremated and you have your ashes tossed from a plane flying at 10,000 feet.
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Wow, that would be pretty cool, but I need some pyrotechnics! And strobes.
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Just stick explosives in the urn, light the fuse and chuck the thing out the window. That will be the only pyrotechnic material you need. Ever.
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Captain Beefheart - Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
I mean, that last fuckin' verse,
God, please fuck my mind for good
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
Oh fuck that thing... fuck that poem...eyes crawl out with maggots
White cloth bones pile up light thrown blades
Rags 'n' skull... scoops soil cracks... drain screams... please
Take my hand 'n' join me... too soon its clutches gleams
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
Death be damned... life!
How is that not awesome?
I don't know exactly who you are but you totally win for the Beefheart.
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Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me (reason being the first time i listened to it properly i immediately thought of it being played at my funeral)
Snow Patrol - Run (Jacknife Lee Remix)
VAST - Touched
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Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me (reason being the first time i listened to it properly i immediately thought of it being played at my funeral)
No offense, but you just gave me a good thread idea!
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Can't Find My Way Home - Blind Faith
Mmm gospel + Clapton. Which is funny 'cause he sold his soul to Satan.
Edit: Whoa I totally thought this was the "What are you listening to?" thread, and I was gonna delete this post but I realize, wow, I actually do want this played at my funeral.
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Spacemen 3 - It's Alright, That's Just Fine
Skywave - Cool Breeze
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Pearl Jam - Alive
Nearly got burried under hundreds of people during their Concert at Rock am Ring 2000 during that song....
from that day on i know this should be played at my funeral....
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The Trapeze Swinger - Iron and Wine
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Pearl Jam - Alive
Nearly got burried under hundreds of people during their Concert at Rock am Ring 2000 during that song....
from that day on i know this should be played at my funeral....
I'm pretty sure you're not unique at that. Didn't a bunch of people DIE at Roskilde during that song?
Still, I wouldn't want a song about incest played at my funeral.
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M83 - Birds and Unrecorded
then like, the last 3 minutes of "Tunnel Of Love" by Dire Straits. I want to be lowered into the ground to a Knopfler solo.
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Amok: Give me a boombox playing "Sultans of Swing" as they trebuchet my body in the ocean to that final intense 16th-note solo.
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Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me (reason being the first time i listened to it properly i immediately thought of it being played at my funeral)
that song makes me cry like a little girl.
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For some reason i really want to have the Bachalor and the bride by the decemberists played at my funeral =/
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A great deal of the soundtrack from The Motorcycle Diaries would be played, to signify me setting off on another metaphysical journey on a rickety old motorbike (yeah yeah, smell da cheese :P)
Also RUN DMC's greatest hits, to inspire dancing and jollity in celebration of my life, not weeping at my passing.
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AC/DC - Highway to Hell
Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky (I'm not religeous, but it still sems like the perfect song)
R.E.M. - Bad Day
Harry Chapin - Cat's in the Cradle (No, I don't have something against my dad)
Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies, May The Living Be Dead (In Our Wake), The Ol' Beggars Bush, Death Valley Queen
Oasis - (What's The Story) Morning Glory? (The whole album)
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony
Hair (Soundtrack) - What A Piece Of Work Is Man
Iron & Wine - Such Great Heights
Rise Against - Like the Angel, Paper Wings
Rooney - If It Were Up To Me
Hot Hot Heat - Middle of Nowhere
Rent (Soundtrack) - La Vie Boheme (A & B)
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Amok: Give me a boombox playing "Sultans of Swing" as they trebuchet my body in the ocean to that final intense 16th-note solo.
That's the spirit :D
You got/heard the "Alchemy" live album? There's 14-15 minute versions of both Tunnel and Sultans on there, the solos are stretched to ridiculous proportions \m/
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Ooo, delicious, I'll be looking into that. Thanks!
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Pink floyd : wish you where here :P
as for the wake, knowing my friends, they would turn into a beer fueled bogan singalong.
cold chisel, the who, nirvana, offspring ect
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Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
why not? I don't like to be predictable, and I thought it'd be funny to see what happen, what the harm? I'll be dead, I have the pleasure of not being able to hear that song :P