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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: nescience on 06 Feb 2006, 01:23
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So let's get this straight: you're in Hell. Maybe you did bad things in life, maybe you didn't believe, maybe you didn't repent, or maybe you just got unlucky with which deity you chose. What's playing on the PA while you're burning in the lakes of eternal hellfire? What songs do the demons of Hades choose to give you the poetic punishment of setting your unending suffering to music that you absolutely despise?
I choose:
John Mayer - Your Body is a Wonderland
Jack Johnson - Flake
Metallica - King Nothing
Queen - Don't stop me Now (okay, I actually love this song, but whenever I have panic attacks or have one of my very rare bouts of insomnia, this song inevitably starts playing in my head OVER AND OVER AND OVER and when I do go to Hell, it will most likely be the song playing)
(these are the only ones I can think of at this moment... I'm sure I could make a many-disc mix out of this)
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The entire Casualties discography.
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The entire Misfits back cataloge.
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Dave Matthews Band- their entire recorded history.
And though I wouldn't call the Polyphonic Spree "satanic" imagine having to listen to "Hold Me Now" for the rest of eternity. Maybe the devil has a keen sense of irony.
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"My Sharona" over and over and fucking over again. With occasional breaks for "Amazing" by Alex Lloyd.
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Nizlopi - JCB Song
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
Avril Lavigne - Chop Suey (System of a Down Cover)
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
Jay Z vs Linkin Park - Encore/Numb
Daphne Loves Derby - Hammers and Hearts
All Girl Summer Fun Band - Dreamy You
Franz Ferdinand - Michael
Panic! At the Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
MC Hammer - Hammertime
Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
The Secret Stars - Femmes Damnees
The Locust - Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
Oasis - Wonderwall
Jefree Star - We Want Cunt
Dillinger Escape Plan - Panasonic Youth
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
My Chemical Romance - I'm Not OK (I Promise)
Shit, it makes me sick up a little in my throat just thinking about it.
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Avril Lavigne - Chop Suey (System of a Down Cover)
Seconded. When I first heard this, I died a little inside.
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Wilco - Less Than You Think
Anything by McFly, Test Icicles, Cradle Of Filth...
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no songs at all.
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The Residents - Constantinople(not a bad song per se, but extremely annoying in the long run)
Coheed & Combria - Blood Red Summer(that voice!)
Die Toten Hosen - Alles Aus Liebe(and almost all 80's rock)
Kashmir - The Curse of Being a Girl(I like them, but this is just abysmal)
Slipknot - Duality
Outlandish - Man Binder Os På Hånd og Mund/Aícha
Limp Bizkit - Wish You Were Here(maybe the worst cover ever, second to Avril of course)
Merzbow - Crack Groove
Eminem - his discography?
there is more probably...
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no songs at all.
Hmmm. an interesting idea, although I think there are plenty of snogs I'd hate more than silence.
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Funeral For A Friend's back catalogue, with "Hollaback Girl" and the latest Sugababes single playing between each song. And a My Chemical Romance gig every 6 hours.
I just threw up in my mouth a little even thinking about it.
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Stephen Lynch - Gerbil
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Nizlopi - JCB Song
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
Avril Lavigne - Chop Suey (System of a Down Cover)
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
Jay Z vs Linkin Park - Encore/Numb
Daphne Loves Derby - Hammers and Hearts
All Girl Summer Fun Band - Dreamy You
Franz Ferdinand - Michael
Panic! At the Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
MC Hammer - Hammertime
Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
The Secret Stars - Femmes Damnees
The Locust - Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
Oasis - Wonderwall
Jefree Star - We Want Cunt
Dillinger Escape Plan - Panasonic Youth
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
My Chemical Romance - I'm Not OK (I Promise)
Shit, it makes me sick up a little in my throat just thinking about it.
Similar list to my own tbh with about 2/3 exceptions.
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anything that ever came out on the jive label
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Any and all Ska mixtapes.
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Hmmm. an interesting idea, although I think there are plenty of snogs I'd hate more than silence.
plenty of snogs, huh? you mean like, margeret thatcher? vanessa feltz? am i getting close?
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Hmmm. an interesting idea, although I think there are plenty of snogs I'd hate more than silence.
plenty of snogs, huh? you mean like, margeret thatcher? vanessa feltz? am i getting close?
Hay-ell naw.
I'd nail Maggie. ;-)
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They'd probably just have muchmusic playing. That would do it.
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Hay-ell naw.
I'd nail Maggie. ;-)
well shit...
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Anything By:
- The Pussycat Dolls
- Jessica Simpson
- Disney Movie Songs (eg, Hakuna Matata)
Especially disney movie songs, because my stepsister actually DOWNLOADED them. A pointless waste of time if you ask me... this girl is nearly 16. I am not kidding. That is a mix that would torture me like nothing else.
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Anything By:
- The Pussycat Dolls
- Jessica Simpson
- Disney Movie Songs (eg, Hakuna Matata)
Especially disney movie songs, because my stepsister actually DOWNLOADED them. A pointless waste of time if you ask me... this girl is nearly 16. I am not kidding. That is a mix that would torture me like nothing else.
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Anything By:
- The Pussycat Dolls
- Jessica Simpson
- Disney Movie Songs (eg, Hakuna Matata)
Especially disney movie songs, because my stepsister actually DOWNLOADED them. A pointless waste of time if you ask me... this girl is nearly 16. I am not kidding. That is a mix that would torture me like nothing else.
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YES! the second triple post in one day. i thought one was fantastic, but two is MINDBLOWING!
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Anything By:
- The Pussycat Dolls
- Jessica Simpson
- Disney Movie Songs (eg, Hakuna Matata)
Especially disney movie songs, because my stepsister actually DOWNLOADED them. A pointless waste of time if you ask me... this girl is nearly 16. I am not kidding. That is a mix that would torture me like nothing else.
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Aww. come on, Aladdin Songs kick ass, and Beauty and the Beast.
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Almost Thursday wrote:
YES! the second triple post in one day. i thought one was fantastic, but two is MINDBLOWING!
My browser hates me... i am not doing this intentionally...
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i know, man. i'm only messin'.
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Yeah, i know... i'd just thought i'd add that in.. just in case... apparently its not my day today...
Another song that would torture me to no end... Anything rap... i hate rap.
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Not even Will Smith's "Men In Black"? :P
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Erm, I don't really want to give my enemies any ideas.
(looks around)
(whispers) Okay. That "Covered In Punk" song by whatever pretentious fuck art-school-failure name the band were called. That really would be banging my head against a brick wall for all eternity. Also one serious head-a-splosion headache.
Edit: It was Portobella. I rest my case.
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Argh, double post! Sorry everyone.
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anybody that hates rap has obviously never heard of buck 65, braille brizzy, dalek, el-p or akria the don. those guys kick ass.
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I'd agree with the above statement and add the words "Hymie's Basement" to that. :)
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The Jessica Simpson Christmas album. Oh dear god, it makes me cringe. It's worse than the rest of her shit, which is saying something.
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Endless wanky virtousic guitar solos with opera style vocals in extreme digital high fidelity.
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just about any song on endless repeat would kill me, i mean, it might be fine for the first couple seconds-years depending on how good the song is. but after a while, it would be horrible,
even if its a good song
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The Residents - Constantinople(not a bad song per se, but extremely annoying in the long run)
I'm pretty sure I hate you. :D
Also. Limp Bizkit covered Wish You Were Here? Becuase that song and Rollin are in my personal hell now. I was going to completely agree with Khar, too. and My Sharona.
DUH DUH DAH DAH DUH DAH DUH DUH DAH DAH MY SHARONA
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The other half of my list is ready:
The Decemberists - The Infanta
Rufus Wainwright - Danny Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Joanna Newsom - Inflammatory Writ
The Magnetic Fields - I Don't Want to Get over You
The Boy Least Likely To - I'm Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to your Star
Futureheads - Hounds of Love
The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid
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Endless wanky virtousic guitar solos with opera style vocals in extreme digital high fidelity.
Can we swap hells?
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I pretty much agree with Khar's list.
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Yeah, Opium's hell sounds like fun.
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My browser hates me... i am not doing this intentionally...
Switch to Firefox. Seriously.
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crazy frog feat my sharona!!! if there ever is one
(but at least i can beat up the
...........'s who created them in the first place
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Come on, people! "Summer of 69"!
That would actually be hell, listening to that abomination on repeat.
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The other half of my list is ready:
The Decemberists - The Infanta
Rufus Wainwright - Danny Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Joanna Newsom - Inflammatory Writ
The Magnetic Fields - I Don't Want to Get over You
The Boy Least Likely To - I'm Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to your Star
Futureheads - Hounds of Love
The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid
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I enjoy a good deal of those songs without reservation. I've listened to Newsom on repeat for hours at a time. I guess we aren't coming from the same place here.
I was more in tune with the first half. I'm imagining a young British gentleman in the typical version of Hell, and he's sitting nicely on a rock with sensible shoes and a tan tie, and suddenly "Your Body Is a Wonderland" starts playing on repeat. He tries flinging himself off a cliff, but that doesn't work. He tries to beat himself to death, but he can't escape it. Finally, he looks down into a pool of his own blood, and instead of his own reflection, he sees John Mayer, singing back at him.
EDIT: If you need any convincing to listen to rap music, just listen to this one line from the great Eazy-E:
"But mister dope man, dope man, can I get a hit?/No ho, but you could get my duck sick."
I should probably feel childish for loving that line as much as I do, but what can I say?
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almost thursday wrote:
anybody that hates rap has obviously never heard of buck 65, braille brizzy, dalek, el-p or akria the don. those guys kick ass.
no, i have never heard of any of those...
Storm Rider wrote:
Switch to Firefox. Seriously.
No way. Firefox is a mac thing. I hate macs, and apple, they look nice, and come in pretty colours, but like your average party slut, there is nothing beyond that. (unless of course you are in the film/artisitic business, then i will excuse you. :D)
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You fling around hate way too easily.
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Can we swap hells?
*looks at Khar's list*
erm..no...Unless you start hating lo-fi skronk rock a lot more, like that time you read one of my posts and ended up listening to Avarus by mistake.
I thought a bit more and being eternally trapped in a grocery store with the horrible muzak and soft rock they play on the PA would be extremly horrible. Gryff also has a point, though Summer of 69 is known to feature on grocery store playlists. This would be pretty bad too (http://www.alessonislearned.com/lesson025.html).
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Firefox is a mac thing. I hate macs, and apple, they look nice, and come in pretty colours, but like your average party slut, there is nothing beyond that. (unless of course you are in the film/artisitic business, then i will excuse you. :D)
Firefox is not a mac thing.
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Seriously. It's fun to like, base your opinions on these neat things called "facts" and "personal experience"! YEAH! GENERALIZATIONS = NFTW!
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Okay, maybe hate is too strong a word. But i still dont like Apple. I dont like there products, i dont like the way they advertise, i dont like the way that unlike a PC there is a lot less products that are compatible with macs compared to PC.
And with the firefox thing... maybe im wrong, but i wouldnt really know. It's still related to macs, i avoid them. I like to be able to right click with my laptop.
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... But here's the thing. I'ts more related to Unix/linux than either of the two. You can get internet explorer on macs too. and Microsoft office products. But this isn't hte place for this thing. THe point is, actually know what the hell you're talking about when you start to talk.
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The other half of my list is ready:
The Decemberists - The Infanta
Rufus Wainwright - Danny Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Joanna Newsom - Inflammatory Writ
The Magnetic Fields - I Don't Want to Get over You
The Boy Least Likely To - I'm Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to your Star
Futureheads - Hounds of Love
The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid
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What
The
Fuck?
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I enjoy a good deal of those songs without reservation. I've listened to Newsom on repeat for hours at a time. I guess we aren't coming from the same place here.
Hehe, yeah. The second half of my list is the kind of hell where all I'm stuck with all the music listeners in the world and the Devil is playing shit that everyone fucking LOVES, but I despise all of it. Now THAT'S hell.
Plus I wanted to say fuck you to all those songs. No offense.
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Top 40 Christian Rock.
death.
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The other half of my list is ready:
The Decemberists - The Infanta
Rufus Wainwright - Danny Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Joanna Newsom - Inflammatory Writ
The Magnetic Fields - I Don't Want to Get over You
The Boy Least Likely To - I'm Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to your Star
Futureheads - Hounds of Love
The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid
Sorry. Wrong thread. This is the songs in hell, not songs at your funeral.
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Anything by Lenny Kravitz
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Gawd, if they played any of that shit at my funeral, I'd have to miraculously come back to life just so I could shoot myself.
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Anything by Nickelback, with adoring background comments on how good and touching their music is.
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fat boy slim : praise you
and the back catalog of the beastie boys
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This one station that's always playin at the target I work at....some emo/Christian rock thig....I think I'm in hell already.
If I hear one more Jay Z/Linkin Park song followed by a dose of Relient K I think I may just shoot myself.
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Anything by Lenny Kravitz
yes! GOD YES!
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I'd get used to any song. 'Cause I'm used to blocking out noise 'cause of where I live. So having music playing over and over wouldn't affect me.
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yes, but if you could block it out then it wouldn't be hell, would it?
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Of course, in Hell, they would gouge out your eyes and tear out your tongue and oratory recepticles and strap you to the ground so that the only sensation you would be able to have would be that of listening to "Take On Me" over and over again into eternity.
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Nikki Webster - everything
Coheed and Cambria - The vocals in this really really annoy me
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Any dub or indie. Seriously, hate that shit.
Dub is just to goddamned slow and no one seems to have noticed that it's all exactly the same...
Indie is too bland. It's exactly the same as top 40 only they're singing about pandas and boats instead of highschool and girls.
Those two for the rest of eternity would drive me to madness.
That and Christian goth.
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Of course, in Hell, they would gouge out your eyes and tear out your tongue and oratory recepticles and strap you to the ground so that the only sensation you would be able to have would be that of listening to "Take On Me" over and over again into eternity.
...oh, thanks man. now i'm gonna have nightmares.
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Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Whenever I hear that song, it gets stuck in my head for days. It's like a knife jabbing repeatedly at my brain.
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The Proclaimers - 500 Miles
Whitney Houston - Greatest Love of All & I Will Always Love You
Nickleback - Just that part that says "Are we having Fun yet"
Gwen S. - Hollarback Girl -- It would spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S over and over again
R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People and Stand (and I like REM)
B-52's - Love Shack
DJ Sammy - That cover of Brian Adams "Heaven"
Jessica Simpson - These Boots were Made for Walking
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The entire Casualties discography.
The entire Misfits back cataloge.
Dave Matthews Band- their entire recorded history.
And though I wouldn't call the Polyphonic Spree "satanic" imagine having to listen to "Hold Me Now" for the rest of eternity. Maybe the devil has a keen sense of irony.
all 3 of these at the same time, backwards.
or "ohio is for lovers" overlapping itself 200,000 times, while playing backwards, forever.
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Dude, no. We will not go that far. Satan is not THAT much of a fucking prickfucking cocksucker. That seriously ends the thread right there; Nobody can deny that there is any worse hell.
And what's wrong with (Danzig era) Misfits?
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Anything by U2. U2= butt sex
Oh and Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille
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Dude, no. We will not go that far. Satan is not THAT much of a fucking prickfucking cocksucker. That seriously ends the thread right there; Nobody can deny that there is any worse hell.
And what's wrong with (Danzig era) Misfits?
i think he has it in him. i honestly do.
and the misfits? in general? ehhh.. except for like the song "green hell", ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
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The Decemberists will play in my personal hell. Colon Meloy's fucking shitty monotone horn noise will play in front of his serviceable band who strive to be shallow immitations of true talent. The fact that Colon Meloy gives me a headache and is the only one bringing down the band will hurt me more than any Hawthorne Heights song. Oh, and the praise. The cruely misguided praise. God, Colon Meloy sucks.
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who strive to be shallow immitations of true talent.
....Morrissey?
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....The Residents etc?
Need this go on?
By all accounts true talent does not exist and people should just use playback all the time because they cannot sing or play for shit.
And yeah Colon Meloy sucks big time, his good twin Colin Meloy is so much better if you ask me ;)
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who strive to be shallow immitations of true talent.
....Morrissey?
Morrissey got fucking OWNED.
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who strive to be shallow immitations of true talent.
....Morrissey?
Morrisey died the very moment the Smiths broke up.
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Skyclad, Dave Mathews, and Mudvayne. That is truly hell.
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Change that to Post-2001 Skyclad and I agree.
Otherwise, I'm going to have to hunt you down and rape you with a stick.
And I won't clean the stick first.
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Top 40 Christian Rock.
death.
lol I agree.
As much as I hate to admit it, Joanna Newsome makes my list. As much as I love her, I wouldn't be able to listen to her for over a few hours at a time.
PrincessofBlackness - Firefox is just as much a Mac thing as Microsoft Office.
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I think the songs that would represent my personal hell would be anything by My Chemical Romance, Slayer, or any death/black metal shit. I hate death metal and black metal so much. Simple plan's discography would be in there too, and that song that goes "Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me..." . And any late No Use for a Name stuff, partly because it's so awful compared to their early stuff, because their early stuff was so damn good.
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Holy GOD that is a humongous avatar.
My hell would consist of nothing but the theme song from "the OC" and iron and wine's entire songlist. Perhaps some creed thrown in for good measure. I wouldnt put it past the devil, that psychotic sonofabitch, to play some Avril and Jesse McCartney as well. Fucker.
And Ironoxide887, if khar rapes you with a stick, I'm beating you with it afterward. Skyclad is awesome.
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1) MacArthur Park
2) Sweet Home Alabama (I'm FROM THERE, and I hate that song)
3) Anything by any band whose name involves some form of mental issue (i.e. My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self-Indulgence, etc)
4) Wonderwall. I expect this is the song that gets PA'ed throughout the entirety of Hell, regardless of the damned's actual taste in music.
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Slayer, or any death/black metal shit. I hate death metal and black metal so much.
As if your idiotic avatar was not enough, my mind is settled.
I hate you.
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I agree with Khar. Resize your avatar or meet your demise.
And don't hate something just because they fall into a certain genre. That's just close-minded. Next you'll be hating people just because they have a different skin colour.
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I think the songs that would represent my personal hell would be anything by My Chemical Romance, Slayer, or any death/black metal shit. I hate death metal and black metal so much. Simple plan's discography would be in there too, and that song that goes "Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me..." . And any late No Use for a Name stuff, partly because it's so awful compared to their early stuff, because their early stuff was so damn good.
In my hell, your enormous avatar is displayed all the time. Please resize it.
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anything in the (c)rap or mainstream pop category. i dont hate rap without reason either.
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Anything by Panic! at the Disco.
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sorry for going off topic, but what the hell is/are panic at the disco?
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i dont hate rap without reason either.
what is your reason then?
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eh, i guess i put it up wrong, what ive meant is that i did actually listen to it, did a little research, maybe find a something that i do like about it, but meh. it all the same, people blabbing bullshit, the same tune through the whole song.
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it all the same, people blabbing bullshit, the same tune through the whole song.
Did you listen to anything other than gangsta rap?
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heh, its all the same to me, but im open for ideas. and "gangsta" (c)rap is exactly what i hate.
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eh, i guess i put it up wrong, what ive meant is that i did actually listen to it, did a little research, maybe find a something that i do like about it, but meh. it all the same, people blabbing bullshit, the same tune through the whole song.
oh, i see what you mean,
just like all metal sounds exactly the same,
and like all punk, all just powerchords and people singing bullshit!
and like all country, just twangy guitars with people singing over them.
i dont know for sure, but that seems like hating rap for no real reason, other than having listened to a couple of the more popular artists who you happened not to like.
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Dude, Change your fucking avatar. Christ. Also, I hate you.
eh, i guess i put it up wrong, what ive meant is that i did actually listen to it, did a little research, maybe find a something that i do like about it, but meh. it all the same, people blabbing bullshit, the same tune through the whole song.
mc chris! He wins for rapping. and Deltron 3030/Del The Funky Homosapien.
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I think I can pretty much end this thread with 1 song... disney's - It's a small world. I believe that song was created by satan himself for exclusive use in hell but was leaked to the mortal relms for one reason or another. I suspect this song was meant to be put on every list mentioned above but people were too mortified by this song to type out its unholy name.
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Wade Youman from UL's hell spawn:
robotman/,earthman
*shudders*
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The Limp Bizkit cover of Behind Blue Eyes. My blood pressure shoots through the roof when I hear that song. Fuck you Fred Durst, fuck you right in the ass with a jackhammer mounted on the front of a Howitzer.
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I reckon the Vengaboys will play continually.