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Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE
Post by: Grumpus on 27 Feb 2006, 23:48: Bomb squad missed them. Particle detection missed them. And the goddamn infrared team missed them. Because the fucking bastards are cold-blooded.

http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Plane
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Post by: sjbrot on 28 Feb 2006, 12:53: This movie will bring about a revolution in the world of cinema.
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Post by: Valrus on 28 Feb 2006, 15:35: And there ain't a GOT-DAMN thing you can do about it! (http://wigu.com/overcompensating/2005/09/snakes-on-plane.html)
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Post by: Disgustipated on 28 Feb 2006, 17:52: They tried to change the title and jackson wouldn't let them.

"We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title."
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Post by: Grumpus on 28 Feb 2006, 22:30: Quote from: Valrus
And there ain't a GOT-DAMN thing you can do about it! (http://wigu.com/overcompensating/2005/09/snakes-on-plane.html)

HOLY FUCKING JESUS H. CHRIST. SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!
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Post by: Shale on 28 Feb 2006, 22:48: This film may well be the greatest invention of Western civilization, ever.

Also, www.snakesonablog.com
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Post by: Mnementh on 28 Feb 2006, 22:54: You guys are something like six months behind the times, but thanks for reminding me I hadn't read the OC today.
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Post by: sjbrot on 03 Mar 2006, 20:03: Quote from: Shale
This film may well be the greatest invention of Western civilization, ever.

Also, www.snakesonablog.com

Actualy dialogue pulled from the movie which I got fromt that blog:

“You know all the goddamn security scenarios we ran? How many did we do? Fifty? Sixty? A hundred? Well, we didn’t run this one.”

Fabulous.
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Post by: Nettle on 03 Mar 2006, 23:45: I was told about it yesterday... it sounds... odd. In a cult classic 'dodgy' sort of way.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Mar 2006, 23:56: The question is, can it ever stand up to the greatness that is Bubba Ho-Tep?
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Post by: SomeOtherGuy on 04 Mar 2006, 11:43: who doesnt want to see this movie? its got snakes. its got a plane. its got sam jackson. its got....more snakes? i dont know im just guessing.
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Post by: IronOxide on 04 Mar 2006, 18:46: I'm definitely going to see it when it comes out.
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Post by: That guy on 05 Mar 2006, 06:24: I love Samuel L. Jackson. He'll do Freedomland or Pulp Fiction or some other critically aclaimed movie. Then, just so that he keeps working, he'll do Formula 51, or in this case Snakes on a Plane. He just loves to act, and he couldn't care less if the movie has a plot or dialogue or rational.
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Post by: Kid Modernist on 05 Mar 2006, 11:42: Psh, I know you ain't talkin' smack bout no Formula 51. I liked that movie in a bad sort of way.

(Ps. Smaller-make your avatar)
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Post by: zutonna on 05 Mar 2006, 13:09: Wow! A new venue for Whacking Day!

All you need is Barry White singing in the cockpit to lure all the snakes away from the passengers and hey pesto! Problem solved!
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Post by: Grumpus on 07 Mar 2006, 00:00: Quote from: Bastardous Bassist
The question is, can it ever stand up to the greatness that is Bubba Ho-Tep?

"Cleoptra does the nasty."

"I can lube my own crankshaft!"

"JFK was a white man."
"Man they died me this colour!"

"Maralin Monroe, What was she like,you know, in the sack?"
"That is classified information! ... But between you and me, WOW!"

One of the most qoutable movies for years. I've probably forgotten alot of the good lines though.
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Post by: SailorPunk on 09 Mar 2006, 12:53: yes yes yes SNAKES ON A PLANE! it is going to be awesome. awesome in a Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter sort of way (I can only hope)
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Post by: Hustler on 09 Mar 2006, 15:28: This is a bit old, but if you haven't heard it, you should: Few movies ever get free advertising that's this great. (http://www.subatomicwarp.com/Snakes_On_A_Plane.mp3)
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Post by: Foma Granfalloons on 09 Mar 2006, 23:42: WE GOT MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Snakesonaplane1js.jpg)
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Post by: Hustler on 10 Mar 2006, 00:50: Do you know what would be one of the few things that could kill all this buzz the movie's getting? A PG-13 rating. Can you imagine how terrible it would be if this movie had Samuel L. Jackson, but didn't allow him to utter the word that's helped make him famous?
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Post by: Kirbo on 10 Mar 2006, 06:16: Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/27261118)

Possibly the greatest IMDB thread ever.
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Post by: MrDak on 10 Mar 2006, 09:27: I got the Snakes on a Plane shirt (http://damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=1) to wear to the premere. It's going to win so hard.
Title: SNAKES ON A PLANE
Post by: SailorPunk on 10 Mar 2006, 10:49: oh man oh man oh man!!!! i will make my boyfriend buy me that shirt.

there are snakes on the motherfuckin plane!!
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Post by: IronOxide on 10 Mar 2006, 13:13: I kind of like Jeffrey Rowland's shirt more. Which I would've linked if it would load right now.
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Post by: Mnementh on 10 Mar 2006, 15:07: http://topatoco.com/snakes.htm
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Post by: est on 10 Mar 2006, 19:53: things are funnier when they are not explicitly spelled out (ie: Jeff's one > the other one)
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Post by: sjbrot on 13 Mar 2006, 21:22: (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a26/sjbrot/022006Random002.jpg)
Agreed.

By the way, there is no better way to make a boy such as myself happy than to buy him Jeff's Snakes Flying a Plane hoodie without said boy suspecting it.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 14 Mar 2006, 17:38: Quote from: Kirbo
Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/27261118)

Possibly the greatest IMDB thread ever.

I nearly DIED.

Quote

Snakes on a Plane XX: Snakes on McBain

MENDOZZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Post by: Stifled Dreams on 14 Mar 2006, 17:51: Today we were reading Romeo and Juliet in class. Juliet lists all the things she would rather do than marry Paris. She says that she'd rather be chained to a bear.

And it made me think of Snakes on a Plane. Um.
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 14 Mar 2006, 19:20: GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Ravenbomb on 18 Mar 2006, 14:43: Quote from: Kirbo
Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/27261118)

Possibly the greatest IMDB thread ever.

awesome.
My contribution to that thread:
Snakes on a Plane on a Bus:
Dennis Hopper plants a plane with snakes on it on a bus, and only Keanu Reeves can save the people on the bus!

Snakes IN a Plane:
This time the terrorists had the foresight to put the snakes where the passengers would be

Snakes on a High Plains Drifter:
A Clint Eastwood western, but with snakes

Snakes not on a Plane:
nothing really happens, this one's boring.

Snakes on the Wrong Plane:
The thing with the snakes in it was too big, so the terrorists had to check it

Robot Snakes on a Plane:
Everything's cooler with robots

Snake's on a Plane:
the guy from Escape from New York is on a plane
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Post by: grumpy's on 18 Mar 2006, 21:29: lol this movie looks so stupid..................
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 19 Mar 2006, 01:04: ......ly amazing.
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Post by: Joseph on 19 Mar 2006, 01:37: I can't wait for the premier. I'd totally go to that. Now I just need a shirt.
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 19 Mar 2006, 14:48: This cant be serious. I mean shit, this is a pretty elaborate joke if it is. Sooooo stupid, this exists as an insult to my race, or at least the dumbass parts of it.
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Post by: Kai on 19 Mar 2006, 15:00: Insult to your race? You're a snake? shit.

I'm totally going to see this.
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Post by: strawberry_gashes on 25 Apr 2006, 16:54: *Giggles convulsively*

I read about this movie on the GW blog, and then in the Metro section of the Washington Post... looks like the biggest joke of a movie since Napoleon Dynamite. (Goddam I hated that movie)

I think I'm becoming compelled to go see it....
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Post by: Electric Monk on 25 Apr 2006, 22:39: Holy crap, snakes on a plane. What's a guy to do when there's snakes on the plane?
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Post by: MatticusPrime on 25 Apr 2006, 22:46: Quote from: Bastardous Bassist
Bubba Ho-Tep

You win the thread just for mentioning this.

Also, Snakes on a Plane is going to be awesomely horrible... which is probably why I'll enjoy it.
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Post by: guywithoutsocks on 26 Apr 2006, 10:32: Agreed. Bubba Ho-Tep was great.

So as not to derail the thread, I can't wait for Snakes on a Plane. Seriously! They're snakes! On a plane!
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Post by: Evan on 26 Apr 2006, 11:55: (http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2164/snakesonmyplane7ja.jpg)
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Post by: Lines on 30 Apr 2006, 13:49: eeek, that picture is creepy.

"i'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane." i'm pretty sure only jackson can get away with that like and make it sound unbelievably awesome.