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Title: Ronnie John's Halfhour Show
Post by: Nettle on 28 Feb 2006, 20:52
Anyone else watch this show? It's Australian, and a skit show, on Channel 10, sundays, 10.30. It's really funny, in my opinion, and has a mix of different types of skits, and a mix of recurring characters and one offs.
Here's one of their skits, in script form! I thought this one was particularly appropriate for Questionable Content :D



A punk rock guy is talking to a punk rock girl.

Girl: How’s your band going?

Guy: Yeah, pretty good, we’re pretty underground.

Girl: What are you called?

Guy: Dunno yet.

Girl: Really, I’ve got some ideas if you want them.

Guy: No, that’s it, ‘dunno yet’ is our band name.

Girl: Yeah right. That’s pretty underground. My band’s pretty underground too.

Guy: Yeah?

Girl: We’re called the mole, the coffin, and the underground cave system.

Guy: That’s pretty underground. I haven’t heard of you guys.

Girl: Yeah, and you never will. We’re never playing any gigs.

Guy: Hey that’s pretty underground.

Girl: But here’s a flyer.

Guy: It’s blank.

Girl: Exactly. Our website is just a brown screen with the word ‘haberdashery.’.

Guy: That’s pretty underground. Have you heard of the wombles?

Girl: Yeah. They’re pretty underground.

Guy: They’re supporting us.

Girl: Where are you playing?

Guy: In our lounge room.

Girl: Cool. What’s your sound?

Guy: Oh, we don’t really play, we just sit around and talk about starting a band.

Girl: Oh. Do you have a CD?

Guy: Um, just a blank cassette.

Girl: Hey that’s underground.

Guy: Hey cool tshirt.

Girl: Yeah well it was until you said that.

Guy: Huh?

Girl: There’s nothing cool about wearing a tshirt that uncool people think are cool. (she takes it off)

Guy: Hey but being uncool is underground and therefore cool.

Girl: Oh yeah. Awesome. (she puts shirt back on)

Guy: Do you want to go out?

Girl: No, I’m married to my music career. Bye,

Guy: That’s pretty underground. (he starts crying)
Title: Ronnie John's Halfhour Show
Post by: GebStar on 01 Mar 2006, 00:11
Me and my mates a Chopper Reid fans. Just in general, Chopper has to be the best movie of this century. So I enjoy the Chopper bits, but much other than that it's pretty average. But there was a batman bit, on like the 3rd episode that was pretty good.
Title: Ronnie John's Halfhour Show
Post by: M3gaBigh on 01 Mar 2006, 00:42
Yeah, I love that show, Choppers forecast was pretty awsome. I haven't seen any of the new series yet though, I've been working the past few sundays.
Title: Ronnie John's Halfhour Show
Post by: Nettle on 02 Mar 2006, 16:39
www.ronniejohns.com :D they have downloads and so forth, and a forum.