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Fun Stuff => ENJOY => Topic started by: mberan42 on 17 Aug 2006, 21:08
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Post a quote, person who gets it right posts a new quote. (Apologies if this has been done already. I just have the perfect quote right now...)
YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!!
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UHF.... oh Weird Al... your a silly bitch.
oh
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"I swear, if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times.... I'm outta here!"
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BASEketball.
"Did you give her the banana with the dope inside?"
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Congo
"That's not art. A striptease isn't art. It's too direct. It's more direct than art. That woman's body up there? It's a big juicy steak. It's a glass of gin. It's a hormone extract. Streptomycin. Uranium!"
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Ikiru.
"All I see are dead people."
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12 monkeys
"You can't handle the truth."
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A Few Good Men.
"How exactly does one suck a fuck?"
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Donnie Darko
“I don’t even know what the hell that is, but I lick it anyways…”
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Scary Movie 2.
"'Course you can't put much stock in a man who spends the most part of a conversation talkin' to a bear... talkin' to a goddamn bear. "
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Dead Man
"Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it."
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Dead Man
"Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it."
THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE! YAY! ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES!
Um.
Okay:
"That means none of this is any goodFUCK!!!"
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Boondock Saints
quote:
"The longest distance between two points is a kidnapper and his money."
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The Way of the Gun.
Now here's a toughie. In case it's too difficult, I'll drop a hint later on.
Character 1: A knife! He's got a knife!
Character 2: Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians! How clear we make it. Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war: not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other thing. We are the killers. We breed wars. We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten. For the love of God, can't we love one another just a little — that's how peace begins. We have so much to love each other for. We have such possibilities, my children. We could change the world.
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The Lion In Winter
My turn:
Maybe love is all chemical, maybe it's also "We'll keep the species going." But I think whoever or whatever planned it that way, must have known what love felt like. That's a good enough reason.
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Dopamine.
Where are you hiding, little girl?
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Serenity!
"I know something of a woman in a man's profession. Yes, by God, I do know about that."
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Dame Judi Dench in Shakespeare in Love. Great movie, by the way.
"If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were."
And yes, I know it's cheesy and bad, but I love it.
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That would be Legally Blonde.
Next up:
"Eckhart saw Hell too. He said, The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."
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Jacob's Ladder
"Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, silence the pianos and with muffled drum, bring out the coffin, let the mourners come..."
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Four Weddings and a Funeral, I believe.
"You're such a hedge!"
EDIT: In case that was a little too obscure, some more quotes from the same movie:
Character 1: "Oh stay with me Hobson. You know I hate to be alone."
Character 2: "Yes, bathing is a very lonely business."
Character 1: "Except for fish."
Character 2: "Pardon? Did you say "except for fish"?"
Character 1: "Yes... fish all bathe together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think... fish must get awful tired of sea food. What are your thoughts, Hobson?"
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Right. It's been almost a week, so I'm going to move this thread along.
New Quote: "We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
Incidentally, everyone who missed the previous quote should go and check out the 1981 movie Arthur starring Dudley Moore. It's a comedy that comes well-recommended by the Thnikkaman.
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I believe it's Aliens?
Tough one here...
"I am an elf. Where are my curly shoes?"
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Oh! Have I stumped you all? You people call yourselves movie experts?! (Not really meaning that). Anyhow, the quote was from the DVD-version of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Steve Oedekerk says it in a real line. Instead of putting the line he says they put like other things in it. That explains why the talking looks so BAD.
Anyhow I'm rambling now. I can't think of a quote ATM so next one is open! =)
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"I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form."
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Brazil
It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun.
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Pi
O.K., we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.
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Fargo.
Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon.
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i have no idea what the answer is, but i wanted to give kudos to khar for quoting that movie.
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Primer. Decent film.
What do you mean 'who's flying the plane? No-one's flying the plane!
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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World...right?
"Yeah, that's just how I like 'em!"
"You like 'em as long as they ain't dead."
"I don't care if they're dead as long as they ain't too cold."
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Porky's
"[character a chicken suit] I thought it was a costume party!"
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Start the Revolution Without Me
No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
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A Night in Casablanca
As you wish.
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The Princess Bride
It doesn't surprise me that there's another woman. Of course, the fact that she's dead gives one pause.
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The Corpse Bride
Maybe I'll just stand here and bleed at you.
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The Corpse Bride
Nope
Maybe I'll just stand here and bleed at you.
Brick
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The Corpse Bride
Nope
GLARGLE...ARGLE...BLARGH!
Stir of Echoes.
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GLARGLE...ARGLE...BLARGH!
Zombie Flesh Eaters?
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GLARGLE...ARGLE...BLARGH!
I'm not sure if thats a quote or if its still on me. Just n case it is, here's an easy one.
Play it Sam
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Casablanca
I'll start with an easy one as well.
Goddamn Army
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M*A*S*H
Here's one from a film better left unseen.
Let's tune our weapons!
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Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare???
Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue...
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Sleepy Hollow.
I'm probably the smartest person I know.
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Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare???
Gah. I didn't think anyone else had seen that.
Having said that, I share your pain. It never goes away, but it does fade with time.
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I'm probably the smartest person I know.
Isn't that from Napoleon Dynamite? I dunno, I've only seen that film once and I stopped paying attention half-way through.
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That's not the movie I was thinking of, but you may be right. I haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite forever.
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Sleepy Hollow.
I'm probably the smartest person I know.
Adaptation?
if so then...
Are you like a crazy person?
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Yeah, it was from Adaptation.
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so then...
Are you like a crazy person?
v for vendetta
Look idiot up in the dictionary. Know what you'll find?
A picture of me?
No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!
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kiss kiss bang bang.
with Val Kilmer, when whats his name threw the pistol into the lake.
Val Kilmer up and got fat. I liked at the end how all the people started wandering into the hospital room, from the mental ward.
"I tried to find a breifcase small enough...but..."
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Is it "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"? If so, it's I couldn't find a briefcase large enough.
If so, here's my quote:
"Good boy, Dex."
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sky captain and the world of tomorrow.
I know you. If I were blind I'd know what you are.
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The Last Unicorn.
"I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it. Today over lunch I tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the men by holding a humorous, round-robin discussion of the early days of the mission. My overtures were brutally rejected. These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."
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Dark Star
don't point at crazy people.
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Girl Interupted... i think...
You just got to think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"
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Tank Girl.
What are you looking at?
Your leg. I'd like to break it.
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Willow?
I'm going to resist the impulse to ask you about the doorknob.
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Solaris.
"Dolph, tie up the brat. Liza, hold the book. Vincent, get the truck. And Keith? Darnit, change your name, please, that's not scary and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith, ya know, ooooooh, watch out for Keith!
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Hoodwinked.
"I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!"
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"I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!"
The Producers, one of the funniest movies ever.
"I never saw nobody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill."
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Kill Bill 2
"We go in hard and fast and we come out clean and smiling."
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Dreamcatcher? I think. That movie made me uncomfortable.
If I am correct, then:
"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks."
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
...and mine:
"is it dark?"
"of course its dark, its a suicide note."
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The Royal Tenenbaums
What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
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The Lost boys
Why does the floor move?
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
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the big lebowski after she had at him with paint.
Thats great, either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy
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Ghostbusters
Ok here's a long one:
"The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly."
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Equilibrium! The last fight in that film is some of my favorite action choreography.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
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Plan Nine from Outer Space?
If I got that right. Here's an easy one:
Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
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Army of Darkness
Seeing as how it's your first day here, I'll fork-give you if you fork-get.
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Now, zee quotation...
"But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep makes me... ooo... shake! Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand" :-D
*dances around in ripped fishnets throwing toast in the air*
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Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music. "
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The Little Mermaid
"Lewis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to cut it in half, okay?"
"I don't drink coffee, sir."
"Then hit yourself in the head with a baseball bat, will you please?"
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American President
And now, here's mine. I'm bending the rules a bit, since only one quote is supposed to be active at any time. But I'll give you two. Whoever gets EITHER ONE (it doesn't matter which one) gets the floor and the right to continue the game. Once that happens, I'll reveal the other one, free of charge.
Quote 1:
"This never happened to the other fellow."
Quote 2: (From a different movie than Quote 1. Two people are talking)
I guess you fellas feel differently about marryin'. The boys up top were telling me you Mohammedans have as many as 300 wives.
No, the prophet tells us that four wives are sufficient for a true believer.
Why four?
The prophet says one wife makes a miserable life, for she always gets bored. And two wives make a mess of your life also. They always quarrel, and you never know which one is right. And three wives are bad, too. For two always take sides against the third. And four wives makes real happiness.
How?
Well, two and two, accompanied by each other. And the man ? he has his rest.
Well, it sounds all right. You got four, huh?
No, I have only one.
What's holding you back?
Well, if you had this law in your Texas, would you have four wives?
No, my wife wouldn't like that.
It is the same with me. My wife, she would not like it.
You sure learn things in the Army!
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1: Bond. James Bond. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
2: Sahara, but not the recent one with Matthew McConaghue, or however you spell his last name, the one with Humphrey Bogart.
"California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan."
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Requiem for a Dream, although not the quote that I would expect reference to.
"are you actually suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by aliens and forced into weight-loss programs."
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Dear mberan42...
Damn, you're good. I figured someone might get ONE of them, but you got both.
(The other good thing about the Sahara movie, other than Humphrey Bogart, was you get to see Lloyd Bridges as a young man, in a serious role. The same Lloyd Bridges that, 30-40 years later, got to play the buffoon old man in parody movies like Airplane! and Hot Shots.)
And now, back to the regularly scheduled quote, something about Lesbian Nazi Hookers provided by ironoxide887...
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UHF!
Then I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm pro-choice.
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That's from Family Guy, but it's not a movie.
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
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It's Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
The movie version of 3 episodes.
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Spaceballs!
It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which, is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
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HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, duh!
"I love you more than any guy's ever loved a girl he's never actually spoken to."
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Out Cold :-D
"It can't rain all the time.."
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THE CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
"Betrayers! I want to remind you of the unavoidable fate of a ninja traitor. You must commit Hara-Kiri for your transgressions! Our Ninja Empire is supreme, omnipotent and righteous! Our blood is motivated by Ninja spirit, when we take up a mission we must succeed or die. Our techniques are dominant, and unbeatable, our style is unique and hypnotically elegant. If you don't want to suffer under the wrath of the Ninja, then give back our golden Ninja warrior!"