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...you've heard in a song?
It's probably a two-way tie for me.
"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck" -Sisqo, "The Thong Song"
"But there's only one thing that fits me like it should" -Bryan Adams, "The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me is You"
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While great for comic relief, I find Fergie's attempts at innuendo rather horrible. "My London Bridge wanna go down" and "My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps..."
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?
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Lemmy referring to his 'bacon torpedo' in "Eat The Rich".
I love Motorhead..but that's just filthy.
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I'd have to agree with 1010101(or whatever).
Fergie trys so hard, but man. It's sooooooo bad.
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The generally excellent (if highly uncomfortable) Infinite Livez and his "tune" White Wee Wee.
Seen a few favourable mentions of Kool Keith recently on here - please do yourselves a favour and try out this guy for size.
Also The Yeastie Girls' lyrics on the Consolidated track You Suck are pretty disgusting. A pointed payback for the then popular raps requesting dick-sucking from bods like NWA. "I know you think it's a real drag / To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag" will forever lurk in my subconscious. Kinda like Peaches but 5+ years earlier.
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Haha, I have to second the 'bacon torpedo.' First time I heard that song I couldn't stop laughing.
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"Animals" by Nickelback was a different song for their style...
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Pretty much all of "Feed My Frankenstein" by Alice Cooper
Well, I ain't evil, I'm just good lookin'
Start a little fire, and baby start cookin'
I'm a hungry man
But I don't want pizza
I'll blow down your house
And then I'm gonna eat ya
Bring you to a simmer
Right on time
Run my greasy fingers
Up your greasy spine
[CHORUS]
Feed my Frankenstein
Meet my libido
He's a psycho
Feed my Frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it's feeding time
You don't want to talk
So baby shut up
And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
Velcro candy, sticky sweet
Make my tattoos melt in the heat
Well, I ain't no veggie
Like my flesh on the bone
Alive and lickin' on your ice cream cone
[CHORUS]
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"Let me stick my keys in your ignition babe" ALSO "And let me put this love van off in your trunk, babe"
R Kelly-Ignition
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"Let me cut your cake with my knife" from AC/DC's "Let Me Put My Love Into You" is the only one that's jumping out at me at the moment.
FUNNIEST overtly sexual innudeno in a song that I listen to is probably the whole "squeeze my lemon until I fall right out of bed" thing in The Lemon Song. I have no idea why I think it's as funny as it is.
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OOOOH
YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA
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Warrant's Cherry Pie. Not so much for the lyrics, though they are bad enough (I mixed the batter and she licked the beater), but for the accompanying video where a girl falls and gets a slice of cherry pie in her lap just so. It was horribly embarressing when it first came out and it has not been able to mature gracefully.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skSNi71WqhM&mode=related&search=
Check this out. This is the writer of that song talking about it. He has issues.
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sorry guys, the Pornogrind genre beats everything in this thread. I don't have any specifics, but if you can find any of the lyrics from the band Whore, you'll see what I'm talking about.
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Nattefrost wins this so hard...
"My cold goddess of the night
Squirming under my spiked fist
She's giving me all carnal delights
Submit yourself and drink my blood"
That cracks me up everytime I hear it...
or there's
"Whores of Hell fell the whip
Sluts of Hell with blood red lips
Leather and Latex I demand
Shut up bitch, I am in command !!!!"
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pretty much all of "Sex Farm" and "Big Bottoms" by Spinal Tap
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So far, Kunt and The Gang win, with an album called 'I have a little w*nk and then I have a little cry',
and such beautiful songs as 'Carol Vorderman' (it was the only clean song title I could find on it, with the immortal lines - ?Carol?s really glamorous/she wears the latest stuff/she?s fit for fortysomething and I want to doik her muff?.
Never heard the word 'doik' before.
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FUNNIEST overtly sexual innudeno in a song that I listen to is probably the whole "squeeze my lemon until I fall right out of bed" thing in The Lemon Song. I have no idea why I think it's as funny as it is.
Robert Johnson lines in Zeppelin songs ftw! It's even better in "Travelling Riverside Blues," because it uses the entire "Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg" line.
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No on'es mentioned 'Candyshop' by that guy I don't care to remember?
Or 'Big Balls' by AC/DC? I'm ashamed.
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"Let me stick my keys in your ignition babe" ALSO "And let me put this love van off in your trunk, babe"
R Kelly-Ignition
Ignition is a work of genius, and proves that R Kelly ought to have been a writer for the Carry On films.
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"Pink tracterbeam into your incision" from an Incubus song called "Here In My Room"
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"You have a lock and I have a key
Lie back and let me unlock you."
From a Nick Cave song. I think it's Cannibal's Hymn. Actually, that's not really that bad. As far as innuendo, there's a bit in 'Babe, You Turn Me On' where he goes from lazy metaphor to blatant within one line - 'I put one hand on your round right heart, and the other down your panties.'
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No on'es mentioned 'Candyshop' by that guy I don't care to remember?
yes. i hate that song so much.
thought i think chuck berry's My Ding-a-Ling. at first it seems like it's a bell, but later on, i don't think so.
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'Stinkfist' by Tool.
Something has to change
Un-deniable dilemma
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I would not want you
Any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Finger deep within the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Relax, turn around and take my hand
I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way
Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive
Knuckle deep inside the borderline
This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to
Relax...slip away
Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?
I'll keep digging till
I feel something
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Relax...turn around and take my hand.
Elbow-deep? Ugh.
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"You have a lock and I have a key
Lie back and let me unlock you."
See, now that's just lazy songwriting.? The first sexual metaphor any schoolboy thinks of is "lock and key". NICK CAVE C- MUST TRY HARDER.
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For Nick Cave innuendo, I'm a fan of one of the lines in Nature Boy (also one of my favourite Nick Cave stanzas, full stop):
You took me back to your place and dressed me up in a deep-sea diver's suit,
You played the Patriot, you raised the flag, and I stood at full salute,
Then later on we smoked a pipe, it struck me dumb, made it impossible to speak,
As she closed in slow motion, quoting Sappho in the original Greek...
It could not even be innuendo, but that's how I've always heard it.
EDIT: It's not even distasteful. Sue me.
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"Animals" by Nickelback was a different song for their style...
Not really, aren't like all Chad Kroegers song about statuatory rape?
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in YOUR end-o.
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sorry guys, the Pornogrind genre beats everything in this thread. I don't have any specifics, but if you can find any of the lyrics from the band Whore, you'll see what I'm talking about.
Yeah, but it's a different thing really isn't it? Same with Nattefrost...we're talking about sexual innuendo, and there's precious little
of that in a song called, for example, 'Spank Me, Fuck Me, Fill Me'. I mean, seriously.
I'm personally going to contribute Lordi - Fire in the Hole and Bruce Dickinson - Dive, Dive, Dive
Lordi - Fire in the Hole
She's a thorn - like a spike
but i just cannot brush her aside
she holds her hands up high - with quiver in fingers
watch her cringe - afraid of my might
strapped down in a chair-
blinded by the headlights
she might feel a bit scarified - it's the ultimate stinger
so-
lets skip the limbo and cut to the chase
let's light up your wire
Fire in the hole
I gotta blow you up inside baby
fire in the hole
i'm gonna make you my blazing lady
fire in the hole
theres a sound - i dont like
pounding at the door when
i'm pumped up and psyched
so few could understand the way that i show my lovin'
hold it back - for a while
we have to getr the timing just right
gotta let the -OH!-
gate-crashers in just when we're starting to crackle
so burn with me baby
let's blow up the night
lighting up the wire
fire in the hole
the fuse is lit and we're ready to go
fire in the hole
locked and loaded and about to blow
Bruce Dickinson - Dive! Dive! Dive!
Put and opening shot. Across your bows.
Got tunnel vision. Pull the sheets in now.
Let'em flap. Let'em rip.
This man of war gonna sink your ship.
Gonna blow you midships.
Gonna dive tonight.
There's no release when your deep down inside.
Davey Jones gonna keep your bones.
No monkey buisness. Now your on your own.
Turn your stern and cover me.
We're rolling swell. Just an old sea dog like me.
Gonna blow you midships.
Gonna dive tonight.
There's no release till your deep down inside.
[CHORUS:]
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff.
We dive at five.
Seamen Staines is down below.
Torpedoes loaded. He's ready to go.
Wait to discharge. Waiting to release.
I see where the bones came up from below.
Gonna blow you midships.
Gonna dive tonight.
There's no release till your deep down inside.
[CHORUS.]
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Heehee, Lordi.
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Oh god that Bruce Dickinson song is absolute GOLD.
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Well of course it is. Dude puts his pants on one leg at a time, but then he makes gold records.
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"You have a lock and I have a key
Lie back and let me unlock you."
See, now that's just lazy songwriting.? The first sexual metaphor any schoolboy thinks of is "lock and key".? NICK CAVE C- MUST TRY HARDER.
It's a weak example of one of the best lyricists of our time, really. 'Nature Boy' is from the same album, and it has some of his finest lyrics. It's tricky to find some Cave for this thread because most of his innuendo is pretty subtle and tasteful...besides he spends more time murdering than shagging in his lyrics.
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"You have a lock and I have a key
Lie back and let me unlock you."
See, now that's just lazy songwriting.? The first sexual metaphor any schoolboy thinks of is "lock and key".? NICK CAVE C- MUST TRY HARDER.
It's a weak example of one of the best lyricists of our time, really. 'Nature Boy' is from the same album, and it has some of his finest lyrics. It's tricky to find some Cave for this thread because most of his innuendo is pretty subtle and tasteful...besides he spends more time murdering than shagging in his lyrics.
Well said.
Cave is God.
On another note, this is one of the worst sexual innuendo's lyrically that I've heard from one of the worst bands that I've heard as well. Prepare to cringe.
Bulletboys - "Smooth Up In Ya"
Smooth up in ya
Mom
Whoa
I know you really want to move me
You know I like to see you try
I've said it before and I'll say it again
You're not not trapped if you don't let me in
Looks like you're the hard kind
I ain't got that kind of time
Oh I send shivers
Smooth up in ya
Smooth up in ya
(In ya)
You say I'm never gonna break ya
But we won't know until we try
So now's the time to make up your mind
I'll never ever be the one woman kind
Don't let your lovin' go to waste
All it takes is just one date
Oh I send shivers
Smooth up in ya
Smooth up in ya
(Smooth up in ya)
Smooth up in ya
(I wanna go, I wanna go)
Smooth up in ya
(Right now, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Oh oh oh
I wanna go
I wanna
I wanna go
Oh yeah yeah yeah, don't let your lovin' go to waste
Oh honey child, I'm gonna give you a taste
Whoa I send shivers
Smooth up in ya
Smooth up in ya
(Smooth up in ya)
Smooth up in ya
Smooth up in ya
(Said it before and I'll say it again)
Smooth up in ya
(Whoa)
Smooth up in ya
(Whoa I really wanna go)
Smooth up in ya
Smooth up in ya
(I really wanna go)
Smooth up in ya
Smooth up in ya
(Yeah, yeah)
Smooth up in ya
Smooth up in ya
*vomit*.
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"She said kisses are nice but I'm looking for hills to ride"
Not too horrible, but who expects sexual innuendo in an Architecture in Helsinki song?
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There's also a Death Cab song ("Death Of An Interior Decorator") that refers to giving birth as "storming through the turnstiles".
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Bright Eyes - A poetic Retelling of an Unfortunate Seduction
"And you tremble like a frightened bird
As she closes in and captures you to place you
In a silver cage deep within her poisoned womb
So once you?re safe inside, she might let you out
To fly in circles around the room
But its always night and there is no moon"
That seems like a suitably distasteful way to describe getting one's end away.
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ALL I WANNA DO
IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM ZOOM
IN YA BOOM-BOOM...
SHAKE YA RUMP.
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OOOOH
YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA
Yes, exactly.
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Not really distasteful, but the dumbest...two words: "la la."
As for most distasteful, I'd have to go with pretty much the entire first verse of I Touch Myself.
EDIT - I think I just found the single most WRONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZexnfAlW8) video on YouTube.
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OOOOH
YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA
OOOOH
MY DING DING DONG
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I would have to go with Zach Galifinakis' "Come on Get It (Up in 'Dem Guts)
I cant post the entire lyrics, but here are some of the high points:
"Forgot my watch
But it doesn?t matter
Cuz I?m stayin? out all night
Gonna spray my ?Baby Batter? "
"
Clarise:
I got to blow my nose!
Finger:
You what?
Clarise:
I gotta blow my nose!
Finger:
You what?
Clarise:
I said, I?m all congested up in here baby!
I got to blow my nose!
-sung-
Finger:
Well, you blow your nose
As soon as I?m done
Gettin? up in ?dem guts
Gettin? up in ?dem guts "
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Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round
Dont belive me?
NSFW (http://www.wowomg.com)
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Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man
He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go
I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you
Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while
sir psycho sexy-red hot chili peppers
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Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round
Dont belive me?
NSFW (http://www.wowomg.com)
Jeez, I'd hate to be a dick.
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Man, half of this isn't actually innuendo, but straight up other names for sex. Innuendo is an insinuation, not just saying "I'm gonna stick my come-cannon into your baby-basket"
Also, I always thought the vulgarity in Stinkfist was a metaphor for something else. Something like a person/people/society becoming numb to things that used to shock the previous generation.
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i'd like to shock your previous generation......if you know what i mean.......heh heh heh
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SUCK MY KISS!!
What does that even mean??
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How about the entirety of "Closer?"
Not to even mention the music video...
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Actually, maybe I should elaborate.
"I love myself; I want you to love me.
When I feel down, I want you above me.
I search myself; I want you to find me.
I forget myself; I want you to remind me."
Later,
"You're the one who makes me come running.
You're the sun who makes me shine (these lines wouldn't be so bad on their own, but...oy)."
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How about the entirety of "Closer?"
Not to even mention the music video...
See est's post above
in‧nu‧en‧do /ˌɪnyuˈɛndoʊ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[in-yoo-en-doh] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
?noun, plural -dos, -does.
1. an indirect intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a disparaging or a derogatory nature.
I don't think saying "I want to fuck you like an animal" is really insinuating, so much as beating you about the head.
Also, yes Stinkfist is using anal fisting as a metaphor for people's desensitisation, these lines give it away...
Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?
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I don't reckon it's innuendo. but bloodhound gang is pretty distasteful.
"Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto"
...eww.
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I don't reckon it's innuendo. but bloodhound gang is pretty distasteful.
"Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto"
...eww.
Not innuendo? That song is one giant innuendo.
And trust me, if you think that's bad, you don't know distasteful. I reviewed their last album, and it gets way worse than that as far as distasteful; how does 'I miss you like a hijacked flight on 9/11' suit you? Or 'I am the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record'?
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I don't reckon it's innuendo. but bloodhound gang is pretty distasteful.
"Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto"
...eww.
For the first 6 months of hearing that song I thought it was just a (very good) parody of meaningless indie pop lyrics and didn't notice the innuendo at all
I don't really like what that says about me
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It says that you are innocent and tired of indie pop. That's not so bad ...
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"Here Comes the Snake" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies.
and by distateful, I mean completely awesome.
I think "Sexbomb" by Tom Jones is hilarious, but a friend of mine maintains it sounds like he's singing about rape.
I think it's hard for me to answer this question, because usually when I see inappropriate/bad sexual innuendo, it's not so much distateful as really funny.
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Chef's 'Chocolate Salty Balls' from Southpark.
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"Fiddle About" by The Who
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!
Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
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Traveling Wilburys - Dirty World
He love your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind
He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind
Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing
I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang
You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me
If you need you oil changed I'll do it for you free
Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine
If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine
Every time he touches you his ass stands up on end
His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend
Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat
But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat
He love your sense of humor, your disposition too
There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you
Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees
Life would be so simple if I only had you to please
Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye
You go to the airport now and I'm going home to cry
He loves your...
Electric dumplings
Red bell peppers
Fuel injection
Service charge
Five-speed gearbox
Long endurance
Quest for junk food
Big refrigerator
Trembling Wilbury
Marble earrings
Porky curtains
Power steering
Bottled water
Parts and services
Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a ...ing dirty world
WIth Bob Dylan on vocals!
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Wow. That is pretty tasteless.
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In terms of the Bloodhound Gang, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" is a nursery rhyme compared to "Yummy Down On This"
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Ouch it won't reach my mouth
If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house
But I can't so here's where you come in
Giving it "Diff'rent Strokes" just like Arnold Drummond
Hummin' hmm hmm good like Campbell's
And you'll handle the sack like the quarterback Randall
Cunningham like Joanie loves Chachi
They call him Ralph Mouth 'cause he's down on Potsie
Rocky chasing the chicken
Watch the plot thicken with the cock when your lickin'
Me like Apollo your Creed my Mission
You go down for the count I countdown ignition
Blast off you're a rocket scientist
A genius what I mean is you suck at this
So escargot 'cause my snail needs Frenchin'
You must be five stars cause my staff's at full attention
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Dinner for one I know you got your reservations
Starvation like a Third World Nation
So do it for the children and I'll make a donation
My fly's in your eyes let me rise to the occasion
In my Underoos I tend to be brief
So when you're sinking your teeth deep into my beef
You can fondle but it's kind of like McDonald's realize it's
Just a Happy Meal so you can't Super Size it
Told to hold the pickle then you went and blew it
Gherkin off and the Special Sauce comes included
But you knew it did so concentrate like Tropicana
To eat a Chiquita you need to grow the banana
So can ya Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss
'Til it's Chubby like Checker c'mon baby do the twist
It's all in the wrist like table tennis
So beat me like Betty Crocker cake mix
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it
Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it
Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it
Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it
If you were a Hindu I could aim for the dot
Yummy down on this
Yummy down on this
Yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken.
And feel free to wiggledunk those purple bulldog cheeks.
I also remembered Megadeth's "Mechanix," which may not win any awards for most distasteful, but definitely deserves accolades for clumsiest, and lamest sexual innuendo in a song. Apparently the song is based on a "true" story of Dave Mustaine banging some chick in a garage where he was working as a mechanic
IMAGINE YOU WERE AT MY STATION
AND YOU BROUGHT YOUR MOTOR TO ME
YOUR A BURNER YEAH A REAL MOTOR CAR
SAID YOU WANNA GET YOUR ORDER FILLED
MADE ME SHIVER WHEN I PUT IT IN
PUMPING JUST WON'T DO YA KNOW LUCKILY FOR YOU
WHO EVER THOUGH YOU'D BE BETTER
AT TURNING A SCREW THAN ME
I DO IT FOR MY LIFE
MADE MY DRIVE SHAFT CRANK
MADE MY PISTONS BULDGE
MADE MY BALL BEARINGS MELT FROM THE HEAT
WE WERE SHIFTING HARD WHEN WE TOOK OFF
PUT TONIGHT ALL FOUR ON THE FLOOR
WHEN WE HIT TOP END YA KNOW IT FEELS TOO SLOW
I'M GIVING YOU MY ROOM SERVICE
AND YA KNOW IT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH
OH ONE MORE TIME YA KNOW I'M IN LOVE
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Thats what rock and roll is all about, dammit!
and speaking as a type who loves words i'd submit those Bloodhound Gang songs go for 'best'. they're clever and all
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nothing's as distasteful as sexual inuendo when it's coming out of richard cheeses mouth
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Judas Priest's Eat me Alive
Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin cling to my body
As the ecstasy begins
Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip
Eat me alive
Sounds like an animal panting to the bear
Groan in the pleasure zone gasping from the heat
Gut-wrenching frenzy that deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gun point
To eat me alive
Bound to deliver as you give and I collect
Squealing in passion as the rod steel injects
Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all
So eat me alive
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OK, I'm only saying this because it's gonna happen anyway
LOL ROB HALFORD HOMOSEXUAL LOL
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OK, I'm only saying this because it's gonna happen anyway
LOL ROB HALFORD HOMOSEXUAL LOL
that's not funny you idiot
the funny part is that they have an album called point of entry
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i saw the video for poison by alice cooper the other day. it was at a pub so i couldn't really hear what he was singing and the last time i heard the song was probably sometime in the 80s when i was small and cared not for lyrics, just the rock. anyway the video was alice rocking out (he may have had a riding crop with him) and then every so often there was a cut scene with a girl either in a skimpy bikini or underwear or topless but seemingly totally random to the rest of the video. needless to say the video was pretty seedy and i reckon there was some innuendo, possibly distasteful, in there. i was at a 'posi' hardcore show at the time so there were many people making snide comments at the appropriate moments. alot of people were burying their head in their hands when the song came on too.
also, haha halford, now everyone knows why you wore so much more leather than the average heavy metal singer. seriously, i saw a promo photo and he was wearing a fucking skintight leather jumpsuit! how do you move in those things?
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Traveling Wilburys - Dirty World
He love your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind
He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind
Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing
I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang
You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me
If you need you oil changed I'll do it for you free
Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine
If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine
Every time he touches you his ass stands up on end
His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend
Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat
But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat
He love your sense of humor, your disposition too
There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you
Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees
Life would be so simple if I only had you to please
Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye
You go to the airport now and I'm going home to cry
He loves your...
Electric dumplings
Red bell peppers
Fuel injection
Service charge
Five-speed gearbox
Long endurance
Quest for junk food
Big refrigerator
Trembling Wilbury
Marble earrings
Porky curtains
Power steering
Bottled water
Parts and services
Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a ...ing dirty world
WIth Bob Dylan on vocals!
Oh that's horrifying. That's from Volume Three, I'm guessing?
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i think foxtrot uniform charlie kilo by the bloodhound gang isn't exactly distasteful but it's clever, i didn't get the chorus until my friend explained it to me.
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i think foxtrot uniform charlie kilo by the bloodhound gang isn't exactly distasteful but it's clever, i didn't get the chorus until my friend explained it to me.
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Now, my boy. I have met and interviewed the Bloodhound Gang; I reviewed both FUCK as the single and the album from whence it came. I've seen them live. I have plumbed these depths, and I can tell you one thing - BHG may well be a lot funnier than they should be, but thing they are not is 'clever.'
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I was thinking of the Bloodhound Gang song "Bad Touch". If you really want to know the lyrics, Google them, but you'd be better off not knowing.
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Actually, the Bloodhound Gang pretty much wins when it comes to sexual innuendos in their music.
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"Fiddle About" by The Who
This WINS distasteful. ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK. ICK.
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i saw the video for poison by alice cooper the other day. it was at a pub so i couldn't really hear what he was singing and the last time i heard the song was probably sometime in the 80s when i was small and cared not for lyrics, just the rock. anyway the video was alice rocking out (he may have had a riding crop with him) and then every so often there was a cut scene with a girl either in a skimpy bikini or underwear or topless but seemingly totally random to the rest of the video. needless to say the video was pretty seedy and i reckon there was some innuendo, possibly distasteful, in there. i was at a 'posi' hardcore show at the time so there were many people making snide comments at the appropriate moments. alot of people were burying their head in their hands when the song came on too.
That song is fucking amazing. Also, Alice admits he pretty much just wrote it as a track for strippers to dance to. The lyrics:
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my
Veins
Youre poison, I dont want to
Break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, Im caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
I hear you calling and its needles
And pins (and pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you
Screaming my name
Dont want to touch you but
Youre under my skin (deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my veins
Youre poison, I dont wanna
Break these chains
Poison
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my
Veins
Youre poison, I dont wanna
Break these chains
Poison
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison, yeah
I dont want to break these chains
Poison, oh no
Runnin deep inside my veins,
Burnin deep inside my veins
Its poison
I dont wanna break these chains
Poison
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What does it say when a girl you used to date tells you "Poison" is her favorite song EVER?
That she's got a career in stripper-dom?
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well there you go haha
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I don't reckon it's innuendo. but bloodhound gang is pretty distasteful.
"Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto"
...eww.
I managed to make it to boink swatter before I couldn't hold my laughter anymore.
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And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
i think that one takes it.
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yes it does. Meret Oppenhiem ftw.
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Good old stinkfist <3
anyways, I cant beleive no one has brought up that old song
Standing across the room I saw you smile
Said I wanna talk to you for a little while
But before I make my move
My emotions start running wild
My tongue gets tied
And thats no lie
Im looking in your eyes
Im looking in your big brown eyes
(ooh yeah and Ive got this to say to you heeey)
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you cant sweat no more
And if you cry, ill
Im gonna push it some mo-o-ore
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you cant sweat no more
And if you cry, ill
Im gonna push it, push it push it some more
alalalalalong alalalalalonglongleelonglonglong
(come on)
alalalalalong alalalalalonglongleelonglonglong