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Title: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: BillAdama on 13 Apr 2007, 19:11
I just heard a big candidate from Bright Eyes' new album Cassadaga.

"Little soldier, little insect, you know war, it has no heart"

Connor Oberst is such a wise, deep, thoughtful soul.  He made the observation that war, has no heart!

Well.  That changes my outlook on war completely!  Thank you Connor!  I never saw it that way before!
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Cartilage Head on 13 Apr 2007, 19:24
LET'S FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Kai on 13 Apr 2007, 19:38
dude, you are totally missing out of that is the worst lyric you have ever heard.



I did it all for the nookie.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: IronOxide on 13 Apr 2007, 21:10
Guys, don't be hating on these artists.

It's hard out here for a pimp.

You should treat them with more respect.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: imapiratearg on 13 Apr 2007, 21:13
Now i'm locked in the closet.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ernest on 13 Apr 2007, 21:25
I did it all for the nookie.

so you can take that cookie. . .
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: McTaggart on 13 Apr 2007, 21:37
Bright Eyes should really go back to writing about failed or failing relationships. I really don't like anything he's done with the slightest political edge to it. If your issue is that the lyric isn't saying anything groundbreaking you shuld really go clubbing more.

I get the impression this is a thinly veiled 'I hate Conor Oberst' thread.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Apr 2007, 23:44
Although it was intentional, I nominate Tenacious D's "History of Tenacious D".  They sing about how badass they are for a while, and then JB starts singing about things supreme, such as burritos, chicken, and Lee's Oldsmobile Cutlass.  Where the hell does that fit in the history?
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Apr 2007, 04:53
I'll get back to you on this.

Although it must be said, Wilco are my favourite non-defunct group, but Jeff Tweedy has come up with some stinkers as recently as 'What Light.'
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Kai on 14 Apr 2007, 05:23
Bright Eyes should really go back to writing about failed or failing relationships. I really don't like anything he's done with the slightest political edge to it.

or Conor should just reform Desaparecidos. That band was pretty ace
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: fish across face on 14 Apr 2007, 05:25
Holy shit the Conor Oberst-sung song on the forthcoming Dntel album is awesomely amazing.  I've never liked anything he (the former) did before, which maybe led to the unprepared "crikey"-ness of the moment. 

I was so excited I had to delete the whole album off my computer so I wouldn't thrash the thing to death before it's commercially available.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 14 Apr 2007, 12:17
"Little soldier, little insect, you know war, it has no heart"

If that's the worst lyric you can think of, you must not listen to much music.

Conor Oberst bashing is so '02.  Are you trying to get a job at Pitchfork?

(That said, while I am a huge Bright Eyes fan, I agree that his post-I'm Wide Awake It's Morning political songs are limp.  I blame the fans who thought "When the President Talks to God" was a brilliant idea.)
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Merkava on 14 Apr 2007, 13:09
I'll get back to you on this.

Although it must be said, Wilco are my favourite non-defunct group, but Jeff Tweedy has come up with some stinkers as recently as 'What Light.'

Was it the "sing a song/don't let anyone say it's wrong" line? It's not a great line, but the song itself is go great that I can ignore it. Tweedy is one of my favorite songwriters, even when he's not singing about warning us before there were waterskies not to drive. I love the way some of his lyrics can be totally absurd but are backed with so much conviction that they work (I Am Trying to Break Your Heart is just shy of being a lost page from "Endgame" by Samuel Beckett).
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Apr 2007, 13:31
Interpol's Paul Banks is fairly notorious (http://fairly notorious) for his lyrical misfires.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 14 Apr 2007, 13:54
I think Paul Banks' lyrics work, though.  Maybe it's just the delivery.

I think She Wants Revenge win.  Though since it's very possible they're being "bad" on purpose, I'm not sure they count:

I heard it's cold out
but her popsicle melts
she's in the bathroom
she pleasures herself

Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Apr 2007, 13:58
Oddly, that's from their best song. On the plus side for them, there is a load of crap lyrics but then the line "I'm not a bad man, I'm just overwhelmed," which is a lyric that I wish a better band had thought up.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: SeanBateman on 14 Apr 2007, 14:44
I'll get back to you on this.

Although it must be said, Wilco are my favourite non-defunct group, but Jeff Tweedy has come up with some stinkers as recently as 'What Light.'

Foolish, that's probably the best song on the record.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Apr 2007, 14:59
I'll get back to you on this.

Although it must be said, Wilco are my favourite non-defunct group, but Jeff Tweedy has come up with some stinkers as recently as 'What Light.'

Foolish, that's probably the best song on the record.

I wouldn't know as that's the only song I know, I decided to pre-order it instead of downloading the leak, 'cause I felt like being more, you know...legal. And I didn't say it was a bad song - though that looks like what I said - I was referring to the opening lyric which rhymes 'song' with 'sing along.' I love the song, but that lyric makes me cringe.

As for Paul Banks...'her stories are boring and stuff.' 'she's my maritime sex toy lovejoy diver' or whatever that line is. What the fuck, man.

Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: SeanBateman on 14 Apr 2007, 15:44
It doesn't really count as a "leak" if they stream the album on their website like 3 times a month.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Apr 2007, 18:17
This is true. But I've also spoiled plenty of albums for myself by listening ahead of time. I like the experience of getting a CD and the first listen, etc. If it's something I've already heard a million times it just goes on the shelf and you may as well have not got it.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Tago Mago on 14 Apr 2007, 18:24
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Cranberries "I Just Shot John Lennon"

Done here.

Wow. This is a strong candidate.

But lest we forget, there's also Bob Dylan's sublime "Joey".

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Born in Red Hook, Brooklyn, in the year of who knows when
Opened up his eyes to the tune of an accordion
Always on the outside of whatever side there was
When they asked him why it had to be that way, "Well," he answered, "just because."

Larry was the oldest, Joey was next to last.
They called Joe "Crazy," the baby they called "Kid Blast."
Some say they lived off gambling and runnin' numbers too.
It always seemed they got caught between the mob and the men in blue.

Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?

There was talk they killed their rivals, but the truth was far from that
No one ever knew for sure where they were really at.
When they tried to strangle Larry, Joey almost hit the roof.
He went out that night to seek revenge, thinkin' he was bulletproof.

The war broke out at the break of dawn, it emptied out the streets
Joey and his brothers suffered terrible defeats
Till they ventured out behind the lines and took five prisoners.
They stashed them away in a basement, called them amateurs.

The hostages were tremblin' when they heard a man exclaim,
"Let's blow this place to kingdom come, let Con Edison take the blame."
But Joey stepped up, he raised his hand, said, "We're not those kind of men.
It's peace and quiet that we need to go back to work again."

Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?

The police department hounded him, they called him Mr. Smith
They got him on conspiracy, they were never sure who with.
"What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get."

He did ten years in Attica, reading Nietzsche and Wilhelm Reich
They threw him in the hole one time for tryin' to stop a strike.
His closest friends were black men 'cause they seemed to understand
What it's like to be in society with a shackle on your hand.

When they let him out in '71 he'd lost a little weight
But he dressed like Jimmy Cagney and I swear he did look great.
He tried to find the way back into the life he left behind
To the boss he said, "I have returned and now I want what's mine."

Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
Why did they have to come and blow you away?

It was true that in his later years he would not carry a gun
"I'm around too many children," he'd say, "they should never know of one."
Yet he walked right into the clubhouse of his lifelong deadly foe,
Emptied out the register, said, "Tell 'em it was Crazy Joe."

One day they blew him down in a clam bar in New York
He could see it comin' through the door as he lifted up his fork.
He pushed the table over to protect his family
Then he staggered out into the streets of Little Italy.

Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?

Sister Jacqueline and Carmela and mother Mary all did weep.
I heard his best friend Frankie say, "He ain't dead, he's just asleep."
Then I saw the old man's limousine head back towards the grave
I guess he had to say one last goodbye to the son that he could not save.

The sun turned cold over President Street and the town of Brooklyn mourned
They said a mass in the old church near the house where he was born.
And someday if God's in heaven overlookin' His preserve
I know the men that shot him down will get what they deserve.

Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Inlander on 14 Apr 2007, 19:19
I'm sorry everyone, but once more I am forced to expose you all to the linguistic horror that is the opening verse and chorus of silverchair's "Freak":

No more maybes
The baby's got rabies
Stranded on a boat
In the middle of the Andes

Yeah yeah, I'm a freak
Of nature


Please proceed down the corridor to the third door on the left for decontamination.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Apr 2007, 20:17
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"What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get."

That's fantastic. And the rest of that song isn't bad either!
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Tago Mago on 14 Apr 2007, 22:37
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"What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get."

That's fantastic. And the rest of that song isn't bad either!

No, it's bad, and made worse by the fact that he also wrote "Desolation Row". There's a hilarious article on the baffling factual inaccuracies in "Joey" (including that line above.)
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: NealsonLewison on 14 Apr 2007, 23:15
worst lyrics ever? for me go to fall out boy...... weirdest  will making some sense is any chevelle song
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: TrueNeutral on 15 Apr 2007, 09:46
Wait, you mean you can understand anything that freak from Fall Out Boy says?

Anyway, google "terrible lyrics" and the first hit is the one you want.

The first hit happens to me the lyrics to the Insane Clown Posse's song, "Terrible". Example:

"What about that one nobody guy
That they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his, ass
Unless there was more"
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Cartilage Head on 15 Apr 2007, 10:04
Although it was intentional, I nominate Tenacious D's "History of Tenacious D".  They sing about how badass they are for a while, and then JB starts singing about things supreme, such as burritos, chicken, and Lee's Oldsmobile Cutlass.  Where the hell does that fit in the history?
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Hat on 15 Apr 2007, 10:11
If we're going to count hilariously bad Tenacious D lyrics, thats not even the most ridiculous by a long shot. I nominate "City Hall"

All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up,
Come along children and fuckin' rise!

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Zencron on 15 Apr 2007, 10:28

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck.
The Thong Song- Sisqo
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: johns320 on 15 Apr 2007, 11:15
Snow-Informer

Black Eye Peas-My Hump(though I still like the song)

Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Technetium on 15 Apr 2007, 12:00
These are both the worst and best lyrics ever written:
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Manowar Manowar living on the road
When we're in town speakers explode
We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd

They wanna keep us down
But they can't last
When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
We always will
Other bands play Manowar kill
Other bands play Manowar kill

We like it hard, we like it fast
We got the biggest amps, man they blast
True metal people wanna rock not pose
Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

They wanna keep us down
But they can't last
When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
We always will
Other bands play Manowar kill
Other bands play Manowar kill

We're the kings of metal comin' to town
When we light up, have the roof nailed down
Don't try to tell us that we're too loud
'Cause there ain't no way that we'll ever turn down

They wanna keep us down
But they can't last
When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
We always will
other bands play Manowar kill

With honorable mention for this other line of their's in another song:
"May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime"
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Apr 2007, 12:22
No, it's bad, and made worse by the fact that he also wrote "Desolation Row". There's a hilarious article on the baffling factual inaccuracies in "Joey" (including that line above.)

We're just going to disagree here. It's a great tune and the lyrics are Dylan-standard poetic. Besides, since this isn't exactly The Man Who Wouldn't Talk factual inaccuracies are fairly irrelevant.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Mr_Seth on 15 Apr 2007, 14:42
Wow, no one's mentioned "MacArthur Park" yet? I'm mildly shocked.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: fish across face on 15 Apr 2007, 15:23
I think of MacArthur's Park every time a thread like this comes up.  I sorta admire it's completely ridiculous ambitiousness.  The writer has a kind of defence article about it on his website.  If I could remember his name.  Guess it's a google away...

I'm always astounded by the opening verse of Des'ree's Life.

I'm afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Life
Oh life
Oh life
Oh life

Life
Oh life
Oh life
Oh life

etc.

Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 15 Apr 2007, 17:42
It's funny how I CAN'T think of many bad lyrics. Maybe it's because I stay away from pop music...?? I dunno.

I will wholeheartedly agree with the Bright Eyes stuff. I think that Fevers and Mirrors and The Story Is In The blah blah blah have some of the best lyrics he's ever done. But his political stuff is just embarrassing and the songs aren't good enough to be timeless like, say, Dylan's 'Hurricane.'

I dunno. I tend to think that lyrics can be pretty awful on their own, but inside of the right song they work really well.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: NealsonLewison on 15 Apr 2007, 18:42
Wait, you mean you can understand anything that freak from Fall Out Boy says?

Anyway, google "terrible lyrics" and the first hit is the one you want.

The first hit happens to me the lyrics to the Insane Clown Posse's song, "Terrible". Example:

"What about that one nobody guy
That they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his, ass
Unless there was more"


have you seen the new music video from then? my ears and eyes start bleeding every time i see it...they play it on the target tvs, and im surrounded by it good thing we wear red shirts.......
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 16 Apr 2007, 00:30

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

Oh yes, I went there. Worse song/song lyrics ever. Fergalicious. Ew. 
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: BeoPuppy on 16 Apr 2007, 01:26
Oh, gosh ... so many candidates.

From a song I actually LOVE:

A thousand demons at my door
screaming at my crumbling walls
My river's bleeding, my fields are burning
My world has stopped turning

Now ... My river's bleeding?

So, aside from the water there is this stream of riverblood (highly diluted, I guess) spouting out of the river at a right angle?

Lithium and a Lover. Sirenia.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: NealsonLewison on 16 Apr 2007, 19:48
now that i think bout it... i think i'll nominate "bitches aint shit" by snoop dog... remake by bens fold.... download both versions,... its funny to contrast the two... and guys, never play this song with a woman in your car.... unless you're me and love teasing your gf
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Catacombs on 16 Apr 2007, 20:22
I did it all for the nookie.

so you can take that cookie. . .

and stick it up your where?
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Scytale on 17 Apr 2007, 01:28
Immortal - Frozen by Icewinds

"A Whispering Cry
Heard From A Casket Of Stone
Sorrow Reap The Windscreen
I Am Here All Alone
Shades Of Grey Cast To The Sky
In The Deepest Night"

I love the song and granted English is not their native language but "Sorrow Reap The Windscreen" wtf????
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Kai on 17 Apr 2007, 06:37
now that i think bout it... i think i'll nominate "bitches aint shit" by snoop dog... remake by bens fold.... download both versions,... its funny to contrast the two... and guys, never play this song with a woman in your car.... unless you're me and love teasing your gf

technically by Dr. Dre

don't be hatin'
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Apr 2007, 06:48
Lawrence Arms. "Hesitation Station".

The line's something like "Take a chill pill, lover, or you're going to explode". Brendan Kelly admitted in the liner notes that it's the lamest line he'd ever written.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 17 Apr 2007, 08:17
It's funny how I CAN'T think of many bad lyrics. Maybe it's because I stay away from pop music...?? I dunno.

Dude.  Don't be hatin' on pop music.

"Semen stains the mountaintops" is not exactly lyrical gold, there, sparky.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: schimmy on 17 Apr 2007, 08:57
That line always confused me. I assumed it had some deeper meaning/a meaning at all, but I haven't figured one out.
Also: Pop music has some great lyrics. At least, it has pretty much the same good:bad ratio that all music does.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 17 Apr 2007, 10:11
I always thought it was a coded reference to coming on a girl's tits.  (You know... mountaintops...)

I love Jeff Mangum but he is kind of a messed up dude lyrically.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jed on 17 Apr 2007, 12:27
Here's one from Impaled Nazarene: Steelvagina

FUCK IT UP!!!
Made of rusty steel, add the broken skulls
Spilling blood and oil, huge killing cunt
Standing sky high, within black clouds
Eating men and time, dry lesbian fuck
FUCK!

BRIDGE:
Limbs and blood, oily cunt, skulls and steel, rusty fuck
Bones and nails, hellfire seed

CHORUS:
Designed to end it all, damnation inferno
Steelvagina is your god!

It keeps on grinding, speeding up with time
Growing everyday, final day in sight
FUCK!

BRIDGE

CHORUS

It's really a funny song...
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Thrillho on 17 Apr 2007, 12:45
Oh, I remembered what my all-time least favourite lyric is. It's another Paul Banks classic. 'The trouble is, that you're in love with someone else.'

...NO SHIT. REALLY? THAT'S THE TROUBLE?

ASS CLOWN.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 17 Apr 2007, 13:36
She Wants Revenge occupy that special place in the musical landscape where they're SO BAD THEY'RE AWESOME.  I honestly enjoy them, without irony, while at the same time being aware that they are total shit:

Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right
At the right place and right time, maybe tonight
And the whisper or handshake sending a sign
Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind

Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her
Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped
But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light
When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright

Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak
And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak
An escape is just a nod and a casual wave
Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days

It's only just a crush, it'll go away
It's just like all the others it'll go away
Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know
You pray it all away but it continues to grow

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear

I want to f*cking tear you apart

Then he walked up and told her, thinking that he'd passed
And they talked and looked away a lot, doing the dance
Her hand brushed up against his, she left it there
Told him how she felt and then they locked in a stare

They took a step back, thought about it, what should they do
Cause theres always repercussions when you're dating in school
But their lips met, and reservations started to pass
Whether this was just an evening or a thing that would last

Either way he wanted her and this was bad
He wanted to do things to her it was making him crazy
Now a little crush turned into a like
And now he wants to grab her by the hair and tell her

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to f*cking tear you apart

Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Apr 2007, 17:11
Oh, I remembered what my all-time least favourite lyric is. It's another Paul Banks classic. 'The trouble is, that you're in love with someone else.'

The trouble is
That you're in love with someone else
It should be me


Combine that with the delivery and you've got a simple but powerful line. There are much more awkward Banks lines, even on that album!
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: glwtta on 17 Apr 2007, 19:23
The worst lyrics ever?

I'm pretty sure that humps and lumps thing is in the running:

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Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

...

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

I know, it's provocative.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: TwilightParade on 17 Apr 2007, 20:49
My Chain My Chain Dont You Like My Chain Mane Young Gucci Mane And I'm Poppin Off The Chain Mane And My Jacob Is So Fruity Call Me Gucci Mane Or You Call Me Gucci Gucci


Done, and done.

But if it has to be from a band whose market isn't purposefully shitty music that's only good for grinding, I guess I'd have to say Smashing Pumpkins - I Am One. I like the song A LOT but the one line "try to find messiah in your trinity your city to burn etc..." always seemed kind of typical goth metal rock boohoo i hate my life god is stupid and doesn't exist kind of thing....but I still like the song. Just think those words are kind of lame.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: anditsdiscontents on 18 Apr 2007, 02:53
Roddy Woomble of Idlewild, despite his awesome name, is notorious for very, very bad lyrics which I submit are worse than Paul Banks. See American English from their The Remote Part record:


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Songs when the truth are all dedicated to you
In this invisible world I choose to live in
And if you believe that now I understand
Why words mean so much to you, they'll never be about you

Maybe you're young without youth
Or maybe you're old without knowing anything true
I think you're young without youth

Then you contract the American dream, you never look up once
You've contracted American dreams,I require you to stop and look up

Sing a song about myself, keep singing the song about myself
Not some invisible world

Constantly searching to find something new
But what will you find when you think that nothing's true?
Maybe it's that nothing is new
So you let me hear songs that were written all about you
The good songs weren't written for you, they'll never be about you

And I won't tell you what this means, 'cause you'll already know
And I won't tell you what this means, 'cause you already know

And you came along and found the weak spot,
but you've always wanted
And let yourself be everything, that you've always wanted
It doesn't have to be so decided, you've always wanted
And no need for explanations, that you've always wanted

You'l find what you find when you find there's nothing
And you'll find what you find when you find there's nothing

the whole record, with a few exceptions, has lyrics equally as bad. Titles like I Am What I Am Not are fairly indicative.

Perversely, I still like the record, 'cos it has several moments that save it. Or perhaps it's just anything delivered in an awesome scottish drawl just wins me over.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: OtterErotic on 18 Apr 2007, 16:55
SHOULD BE ME
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: OtterErotic on 18 Apr 2007, 16:55
SHOULD BE.... ME
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: samoasneoartform on 18 Apr 2007, 19:38
I think Explosions in the Sky has some of the worst lyrics ever. Yes I said it.  :-P


well you've got to admit Day 3 sorta annoys you with that background talking, and Have You Passes Through This Night I think is sort of ridiculous, the southern accent sort of annoys me.

and if you didn't know they had like 2 songs with not so much lyrics as weird talking then sorry.

But I was sort of being sarcastic, since obviously they are 99% instrumental
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 18 Apr 2007, 19:48
Have You Passes Through This Night I think is sort of ridiculous, the southern accent sort of annoys me.

1.  They didn't write that, it is a quote from the novel The Thin Red Line.

2.  They're from Texas, I doubt they can help it if they have accents.

That's probably my favorite EitS song, in part because of the beginning quote.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: KharBevNor on 18 Apr 2007, 20:05
This whole endevaour is silly. How can I possibly fit everything Lily Allen has ever written into one little thread?
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Houdinimachine on 18 Apr 2007, 20:53
In b4 "This shit is bananas"

Thank you, Gwen. Thank you very fucking much.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: eveisdawning on 18 Apr 2007, 21:14
You guys are missing the band that will always end all "Worst Band/Music/Lyrics Ever" threads:

Good Charlotte. Case in point:

Quote
Just because I walk
Like Obi-Wan Kenobi
You people talk
But you don't even know me
And that's alright,
'cause I get down with GC,
So I walk on,
and listen to their CD.
Some people laugh
They do it just to spite me
Behind my back
They don't know what I see
But I don't care what they say
I don't need them anyway
I'll just go about my day
But anyway
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: samoasneoartform on 19 Apr 2007, 15:36
Have You Passes Through This Night I think is sort of ridiculous, the southern accent sort of annoys me.

1.  They didn't write that, it is a quote from the novel The Thin Red Line.

2.  They're from Texas, I doubt they can help it if they have accents.

That's probably my favorite EitS song, in part because of the beginning quote.

   Oh I didn't know it was a quote. And yes I know they are from Texas, and I know they have accents, but nonetheless it bothers me in that song. I mean I am from South Carolina, so its not like there are no southern accents here.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Bennett the Sage on 20 Apr 2007, 08:38
Usually, I dont mind bad lyrics, but I do have to make special mention of a few songs that either leave a bad taste in my mouth or makes me want to take a long shower and scrub until I am raw.

Mindless Self Indulgence's "Faggot". (This is jsut an excerpt, if i put any more than this on, blood will shoot out of my nose).

I - I tried to consume just like a super faggot
I got some dude
How can y'all bring a muthafucka something so good he couldn't say no
You nailed me hard
I love 'em when they don't give a motherfucking shit
I could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

The Lords of Acid's "P***y". (Once again, only an excerpt, but this is all you need to know that this should not be heard near an open flame).

She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My p***y's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little p***y right next to mine
You can bring her over around dinner time

Now if youll excuse me, I have to submerge myself in antiseptic...


Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Desmonkey on 20 Apr 2007, 10:57
You guys are missing the band that will always end all "Worst Band/Music/Lyrics Ever" threads:

Good Charlotte. Case in point:

here's some more evidence to back that case up;

Quote
You call yourself a lois lane and you're in pain and I'm insane
You don't want my help you don't need my help
I watched you fall down from the sky but I won't cry
I'll just sigh who is gonna save you
Yeah I've heard the talk superman can't walk
And who is gonna save you when your superman can't walk
I saw him just the other day in physical therapy
Sitting in a wheel chair you know I had to stare
And all your friends they think I'm sick they think that I'm insensitive
They don't like the fun I'm poking don't they know I'm only joking yeah
I've heard the talk superman can't walk
And who is gonna save you when your superman can't walk
Call me what you will
I'm doctor evil
Call me what you want
Superman can't walk
And all your friends they think I'm sick they think that I'm insensitive
They don't like the fun I'm poking don't they know I'm only joking
Yeah I've heard the talk superman can't walk
And who is gonna save you when your superman can't walk walk
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Luke C on 20 Apr 2007, 12:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU_a_5Ra8k4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU_a_5Ra8k4)

Stewie speaks, all should listen and obey.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: öde on 20 Apr 2007, 16:36
Taking the piss out of 50 Cents lyrics is like an able person winning the special olympics  and gloating about it.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Kai on 21 Apr 2007, 06:08
Quote from: Hollywood Undead
What! yo This is Da Kurlzz bitch!
We aint just a gang motha fucka, but a way of life!
Yo check it! this is my boy! THA PRODUCA

All you fags on sunset show me where the fuck you at
scene kids ghetto stars come on grab your gats

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40's in the hood
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should

All you fags on sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Chad Crews gettin bruised now its time to move

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40's in the hood
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should

Hollywood Undead, get it through your head, download this song, put in your IPOD,
fuck that put it on your homepage. you'll be the coolest kid on fuckin myspace.

I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree star to beat it. cause I left her a comment
and saw that bitch delete . and thats fucked up because I sent it from my sidekick
you got beef? meet me on Franklin and highland!!

It's Charlie scene! He aint ever lookin cheesy.
It's Charlie scene! It aint easy being sceney.
If I was you, I'd hate me too. We can take it to the parking like 82, AND BRING YOUR CREW!
And I'd hate to be the one to break the news,
whoever chipped matties tooth
I'll shank you too! BITCH!

That night at 82 the parking lot was stacked
I grabbed my gat and got my hand stamped by matt

I could barely walk around cause the dance floor was so packed
I walked to the back and lit off some black cats - BAP BAP BAP hahaha!

Scene kids, tired of gettin picked on by mean kids
and i'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you scene my penis?
(I HAVE)
I know you have, cause that shit is bomb
My dicks got more friends then Tom
These scene clubs I run these, I should write the book how to be scene for dummies!
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Kai on 21 Apr 2007, 06:10
Quote from: Hollywood Undead
Scene kids, tired of gettin picked on by mean kids
and i'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you scene my penis?
(I HAVE)
I know you have, cause that shit is bomb
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Kai on 21 Apr 2007, 06:11
Quote from: Hollywood Undead
and i'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you scene my penis?
(I HAVE)
I know you have, cause that shit is bomb
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
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Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Apr 2007, 10:02
Hollywood Undead are the worst thing. Until you discover Jeffree Star and The Medic Droid.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Apr 2007, 10:18
yes, but jeffree star should.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 10:52
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned The Bloodhound Gang yet. Although that's purely intentional.

Quote from: The Ballad of Chasey Lain
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: öde on 21 Apr 2007, 13:44
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Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt makes up for anything NIN have done.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 14:35
Trent Reznor has gotten crazier than anyone gave him credit for.

Their new album's coming with an alternate reality game and a creepy internet scavenger hunt. Think "not pr0n challenge" on LSD.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Thrillho on 21 Apr 2007, 15:17
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned The Bloodhound Gang yet. Although that's purely intentional.

Quote from: The Ballad of Chasey Lain
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny. Frankly, even their song and album titles make me crack up. 'Hooray For Boobies?' 'You're pretty when I'm drunk/and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk'? 'I Wish I Was Gay So I Could Get Chicks'?
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 16:45
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned The Bloodhound Gang yet. Although that's purely intentional.

Quote from: The Ballad of Chasey Lain
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny. Frankly, even their song and album titles make me crack up. 'Hooray For Boobies?' 'You're pretty when I'm drunk/and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk'? 'I Wish I Was Gay So I Could Get Chicks'?

Totally agree with you, man. But they still deserve honourable mention in this thread.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: amok on 21 Apr 2007, 17:11
Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt makes up for anything NIN have done.

The cringeworthy lyrics kinda detract from Cash's awesomeness. I kinda like a lot of NIN as long as I don't pay attention to the words but since that tune's got jack shit but crooning, it's just plain awful, whoever sings it.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Hat on 21 Apr 2007, 18:32
Quote from: The Tin Lids
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Kai on 21 Apr 2007, 20:29
fuck you man
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: alongwaltz on 21 Apr 2007, 20:37
I'm going to take the easy way out and say anything by Anal Cunt.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Apr 2007, 21:29
Worst lyrics, not best lyrics.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: fish across face on 22 Apr 2007, 00:48
Quote from: The Tin Lids
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
Is that different from Was (Not Was)'s Walk the Dinosaur?  If so, that's extra worrying.

The Was (Not Was) song goes:

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 22 Apr 2007, 12:46
Dude, Was (Not Was) gave us "Spy in the House of Love" and the utterly incredibly "Dad, I'm in Jail", so I'm willing to get "Walk the Dinosaur" pass.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Near Lurker on 22 Apr 2007, 14:35
One word: Sk8terboi
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Hat on 22 Apr 2007, 16:12
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
Is that different from Was (Not Was)'s Walk the Dinosaur?  If so, that's extra worrying.

The Was (Not Was) song goes:

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

That actually makes a lot of sense, even though I've never heard of that band in my life. I was talking about the version done by Jimmy Barnes' spawn, The Tinlids.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: öde on 22 Apr 2007, 16:14
One word: Sk8terboi

Will's cover makes it awesome.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Near Lurker on 23 Apr 2007, 16:28
Yeah, well, the April Fool's cover had be liking both My Humps and Alanis Morrisette, which is no mean feat...
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 25 Apr 2007, 20:33
Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny.

 :?

Bloodhound Gang are so unfunny I want to personally murder every one of them.  When did "pretending" to be homophobic sexist sixth graders become "funny"?

Plus, their music is lame-o-riffic.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: SciWed on 25 Apr 2007, 22:35
b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Desmonkey on 26 Apr 2007, 08:13
Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny. Frankly, even their song and album titles make me crack up. 'Hooray For Boobies?' 'You're pretty when I'm drunk/and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk'? 'I Wish I Was Gay So I Could Get Chicks'?

i'm with you on this one, Bloodhound Gang is awesome. i love 'I Wish I Was Gay So I Could Get Chicks'.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: fearghal on 26 Apr 2007, 13:55
im hot cause im fly, you aint cause you not.

if the grammatical errors in this one sentence won't make your head explode, then the horrible beat will.


*pop*



oh great.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ballard on 27 Apr 2007, 09:55
"You ain't cause you isn't" would be funnier.

Oh, and to give people a taste of The Bloodhound Gang:

"If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter.
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class.
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass.
I said "guys I'm like you- I like Monster Trucks too!
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks."
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 27 Apr 2007, 11:33
Sheryl Crow, Soak Up The Sun. Just for this combination of lines:

I don't have digital
I don't have diddly squat

The words "diddly squat" do not beling in a goddamned song!

A lot of GWAR lyrics could count, particularly off of We Kill Everything.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Thrillho on 27 Apr 2007, 15:27
Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny.

 :?

Bloodhound Gang are so unfunny I want to personally murder every one of them.  When did "pretending" to be homophobic sexist sixth graders become "funny"?

Plus, their music is lame-o-riffic.


What part of 'I wish I was gay so I could get chicks' is homophobic? Reads to me like a positive.

Anyway, I have no problem with sophomoric humour every now and then. Pull the rod out your ass! Sometimes music that requires no thought is entertaining, particularly between exams.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: weenus on 27 Apr 2007, 16:06
I think this thread has failed so hard for not mentioning...

"SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES! (CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EYES!)
SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, or die...
BECAUSE YOU KILL ME!
YOU KNOW YOU DO, YOU KILL ME WELL,
YOU LIKE IT TOO AND I CAN TELL,
YOU NEVER STOP UNTIL,
MY FINAL BREATH IS GONE!"
-Hawthorne Heights

All along the way, the backup vocals are being shouted in that generic 'BLERGH' screamo voice that studio post-hardcore/screamo bands love to bastardize.

Or, anything off the first Senses Fail ep, regardless of how much I enjoyed it at that time, I always knew the lyrics were dick.

THIS IS WHY IM HOT, by MIMS, as much of a novelty as it is, is hands down the worst set of lyrics I have ever heard. It insults me as someone who enjoys actual hiphop. He even admits it "I can make a mill without even rhyming on the track", yea no shit you talentless, generic FUCK. Nice 4 bar rap song you fucking clown. I hate him.

Anything off of the Fergie album is a joke. Its like 12 songs, where every chorus is just the song title spelled out.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: jellybones on 27 Apr 2007, 17:13
ashlee simpson?

"You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

You can meet me on an aero-plane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boomerang
I'll come back and beat you up"
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Instigator on 27 Apr 2007, 17:27
*Meanwhile, whilst listening to Kaizers Orchestra...*

 I nominate Milkshake by Kelis.

 What IS that song about, anyways? Titties?
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Thrillho on 27 Apr 2007, 18:01
ashlee simpson?

She is exempt from this thread due to her glorious rack. Now you shut your mouth and never say another word.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: fearghal on 27 Apr 2007, 22:12
I think this thread has failed so hard for not mentioning...

"SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES! (CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EYES!)
SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, or die...
BECAUSE YOU KILL ME!
YOU KNOW YOU DO, YOU KILL ME WELL,
YOU LIKE IT TOO AND I CAN TELL,
YOU NEVER STOP UNTIL,
MY FINAL BREATH IS GONE!"
-Hawthorne Heights

just mentioning this bile of a group of people who decided to get together, throw up with out stopping for 5 mins at a time, then record it, makes me want to do the same.

seriously....where is the sniper when you need him.

kudos on the MIMS slam. ugh...grrrrrrr
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ballard on 28 Apr 2007, 08:40
Haha, the emo domino effect.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: fearghal on 28 Apr 2007, 10:59
Haha, the emo domino effect.

eh?
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ballard on 28 Apr 2007, 11:34
just mentioning this bile of a group of people who decided to get together, throw up with out stopping for 5 mins at a time, then record it, makes me want to do the same.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: fearghal on 28 Apr 2007, 23:17
oh....hehehe....im a dork. nice.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: dancarter on 29 Apr 2007, 07:09
I'll still put my money on Icon of Coil.  Combichrist and the other off-shoots can be just as bad, but this...this is atrocious:

(excerpt from the song Android)
Time to change
I'm corrupted
Change my disk
Erase me, re-boot, delete
I've had enough
My trash bin is full
Now empty my head
Please give me the chance
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ballard on 29 Apr 2007, 09:48
...

You're lying, Dan.

Geeez, that sounds like a sonnet by Pintsize.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Jackie Blue on 29 Apr 2007, 11:36
I have a rod in my ass because I don't like the Bloodhound Gang?   :?

If they were just potty humor with good music, it'd be one thing.  But their actual music is godawful.  That's the main reason I don't like them.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: faustian.spirit on 29 Apr 2007, 15:31
OK another "worst and best" candidate (from "eviscerated bitch" by Dismember):

"a masterpiece of skinless art
 I'll sign it in your flesh
 Furiously ripping limbs apart
 My seed all over this mess"

BTW they CAN write very good lyrics. This, according to an interview I read, was a response to a censorship attempt aimed at a previous album.... the ingenious symbolism in the first two lines, then the embarassingly clumsy rhyme to it... it's just too much.
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Voodoo Panda on 29 Apr 2007, 17:54
Quote
[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk

[Fergie]

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps

Check it out

I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and the Donna
Karan they be sharin'
All their money got me wearing fly
Whether I ain't askin
They say they love mah ass in
Seven Jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin
So I keep on takin
And no I aint taken
We can keep on datin',
Now keep on demonstratin'

My love my love my love my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump my hump my hump
My humps they got you..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending.. Ohhh

[Fergie]

Spending all your money on me..And spending time on me..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending.. Ohhh

[Fergie]

Spending all your money on me..
O-on me on me...

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk..

[Fergie]

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans

[Fergie]

I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps

Check it out

[Will.i.am]

I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya lets go
I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
Let's spend time not money
And mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky cocoa
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky
Riiiiide...

[Fergie]

They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always standin next to me
Always dancin next to me
Tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't
Pull on my hand boy
You ain't my man boy
I'm just tryna dance boy

And move my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front

My loving got you..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending.. Ohh..

[Fergie]

Spending all your money on me..and spending time on me..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending.. Ohh..

[Fergie]

Spending all your money on me..uh on me on me..

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk

[Fergie]

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside your jeans

[Fergie]

I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk

[Fergie]

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump

[Will.i.am]

Whatcha gonna do with all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt

[Fergie]

I'ma make make make make you work
Make you work work make you work

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending..

[Fergie]

Ohh..Spending all your money on me..and spending time on me..

[Will.i.am]

Shes got me spending..

[Fergie]

Ohh..Spending all your money on me..uh on me on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real x17
It does not get worse than "My Humps".
Title: Re: Worst song lyrics ever written
Post by: Ballard on 29 Apr 2007, 21:07
I believe we have a winner.