I did it all for the nookie.
Bright Eyes should really go back to writing about failed or failing relationships. I really don't like anything he's done with the slightest political edge to it.
"Little soldier, little insect, you know war, it has no heart"
I'll get back to you on this.
Although it must be said, Wilco are my favourite non-defunct group, but Jeff Tweedy has come up with some stinkers as recently as 'What Light.'
I'll get back to you on this.
Although it must be said, Wilco are my favourite non-defunct group, but Jeff Tweedy has come up with some stinkers as recently as 'What Light.'
I'll get back to you on this.
Although it must be said, Wilco are my favourite non-defunct group, but Jeff Tweedy has come up with some stinkers as recently as 'What Light.'
Foolish, that's probably the best song on the record.
QuoteCranberries "I Just Shot John Lennon"
Done here.
Born in Red Hook, Brooklyn, in the year of who knows when
Opened up his eyes to the tune of an accordion
Always on the outside of whatever side there was
When they asked him why it had to be that way, "Well," he answered, "just because."
Larry was the oldest, Joey was next to last.
They called Joe "Crazy," the baby they called "Kid Blast."
Some say they lived off gambling and runnin' numbers too.
It always seemed they got caught between the mob and the men in blue.
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?
There was talk they killed their rivals, but the truth was far from that
No one ever knew for sure where they were really at.
When they tried to strangle Larry, Joey almost hit the roof.
He went out that night to seek revenge, thinkin' he was bulletproof.
The war broke out at the break of dawn, it emptied out the streets
Joey and his brothers suffered terrible defeats
Till they ventured out behind the lines and took five prisoners.
They stashed them away in a basement, called them amateurs.
The hostages were tremblin' when they heard a man exclaim,
"Let's blow this place to kingdom come, let Con Edison take the blame."
But Joey stepped up, he raised his hand, said, "We're not those kind of men.
It's peace and quiet that we need to go back to work again."
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?
The police department hounded him, they called him Mr. Smith
They got him on conspiracy, they were never sure who with.
"What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get."
He did ten years in Attica, reading Nietzsche and Wilhelm Reich
They threw him in the hole one time for tryin' to stop a strike.
His closest friends were black men 'cause they seemed to understand
What it's like to be in society with a shackle on your hand.
When they let him out in '71 he'd lost a little weight
But he dressed like Jimmy Cagney and I swear he did look great.
He tried to find the way back into the life he left behind
To the boss he said, "I have returned and now I want what's mine."
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
Why did they have to come and blow you away?
It was true that in his later years he would not carry a gun
"I'm around too many children," he'd say, "they should never know of one."
Yet he walked right into the clubhouse of his lifelong deadly foe,
Emptied out the register, said, "Tell 'em it was Crazy Joe."
One day they blew him down in a clam bar in New York
He could see it comin' through the door as he lifted up his fork.
He pushed the table over to protect his family
Then he staggered out into the streets of Little Italy.
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?
Sister Jacqueline and Carmela and mother Mary all did weep.
I heard his best friend Frankie say, "He ain't dead, he's just asleep."
Then I saw the old man's limousine head back towards the grave
I guess he had to say one last goodbye to the son that he could not save.
The sun turned cold over President Street and the town of Brooklyn mourned
They said a mass in the old church near the house where he was born.
And someday if God's in heaven overlookin' His preserve
I know the men that shot him down will get what they deserve.
Joey, Joey,
King of the streets, child of clay.
Joey, Joey,
What made them want to come and blow you away?
"What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get."
Quote"What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get."
That's fantastic. And the rest of that song isn't bad either!
Although it was intentional, I nominate Tenacious D's "History of Tenacious D". They sing about how badass they are for a while, and then JB starts singing about things supreme, such as burritos, chicken, and Lee's Oldsmobile Cutlass. Where the hell does that fit in the history?
Manowar Manowar living on the road
When we're in town speakers explode
We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd
They wanna keep us down
But they can't last
When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
We always will
Other bands play Manowar kill
Other bands play Manowar kill
We like it hard, we like it fast
We got the biggest amps, man they blast
True metal people wanna rock not pose
Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes
They wanna keep us down
But they can't last
When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
We always will
Other bands play Manowar kill
Other bands play Manowar kill
We're the kings of metal comin' to town
When we light up, have the roof nailed down
Don't try to tell us that we're too loud
'Cause there ain't no way that we'll ever turn down
They wanna keep us down
But they can't last
When we get up we're gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
We always will
other bands play Manowar kill
No, it's bad, and made worse by the fact that he also wrote "Desolation Row". There's a hilarious article on the baffling factual inaccuracies in "Joey" (including that line above.)
Wait, you mean you can understand anything that freak from Fall Out Boy says?
Anyway, google "terrible lyrics" and the first hit is the one you want.
The first hit happens to me the lyrics to the Insane Clown Posse's song, "Terrible". Example:
"What about that one nobody guy
That they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his, ass
Unless there was more"
I did it all for the nookie.
so you can take that cookie. . .
now that i think bout it... i think i'll nominate "bitches aint shit" by snoop dog... remake by bens fold.... download both versions,... its funny to contrast the two... and guys, never play this song with a woman in your car.... unless you're me and love teasing your gf
It's funny how I CAN'T think of many bad lyrics. Maybe it's because I stay away from pop music...?? I dunno.
Oh, I remembered what my all-time least favourite lyric is. It's another Paul Banks classic. 'The trouble is, that you're in love with someone else.'
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
...
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
Songs when the truth are all dedicated to you
In this invisible world I choose to live in
And if you believe that now I understand
Why words mean so much to you, they'll never be about you
Maybe you're young without youth
Or maybe you're old without knowing anything true
I think you're young without youth
Then you contract the American dream, you never look up once
You've contracted American dreams,I require you to stop and look up
Sing a song about myself, keep singing the song about myself
Not some invisible world
Constantly searching to find something new
But what will you find when you think that nothing's true?
Maybe it's that nothing is new
So you let me hear songs that were written all about you
The good songs weren't written for you, they'll never be about you
And I won't tell you what this means, 'cause you'll already know
And I won't tell you what this means, 'cause you already know
And you came along and found the weak spot,
but you've always wanted
And let yourself be everything, that you've always wanted
It doesn't have to be so decided, you've always wanted
And no need for explanations, that you've always wanted
You'l find what you find when you find there's nothing
And you'll find what you find when you find there's nothing
Have You Passes Through This Night I think is sort of ridiculous, the southern accent sort of annoys me.
Just because I walk
Like Obi-Wan Kenobi
You people talk
But you don't even know me
And that's alright,
'cause I get down with GC,
So I walk on,
and listen to their CD.
Some people laugh
They do it just to spite me
Behind my back
They don't know what I see
But I don't care what they say
I don't need them anyway
I'll just go about my day
But anyway
Oh I didn't know it was a quote. And yes I know they are from Texas, and I know they have accents, but nonetheless it bothers me in that song. I mean I am from South Carolina, so its not like there are no southern accents here.Have You Passes Through This Night I think is sort of ridiculous, the southern accent sort of annoys me.
1. They didn't write that, it is a quote from the novel The Thin Red Line.
2. They're from Texas, I doubt they can help it if they have accents.
That's probably my favorite EitS song, in part because of the beginning quote.
You guys are missing the band that will always end all "Worst Band/Music/Lyrics Ever" threads:
Good Charlotte. Case in point:
You call yourself a lois lane and you're in pain and I'm insane
You don't want my help you don't need my help
I watched you fall down from the sky but I won't cry
I'll just sigh who is gonna save you
Yeah I've heard the talk superman can't walk
And who is gonna save you when your superman can't walk
I saw him just the other day in physical therapy
Sitting in a wheel chair you know I had to stare
And all your friends they think I'm sick they think that I'm insensitive
They don't like the fun I'm poking don't they know I'm only joking yeah
I've heard the talk superman can't walk
And who is gonna save you when your superman can't walk
Call me what you will
I'm doctor evil
Call me what you want
Superman can't walk
And all your friends they think I'm sick they think that I'm insensitive
They don't like the fun I'm poking don't they know I'm only joking
Yeah I've heard the talk superman can't walk
And who is gonna save you when your superman can't walk walk
What! yo This is Da Kurlzz bitch!
We aint just a gang motha fucka, but a way of life!
Yo check it! this is my boy! THA PRODUCA
All you fags on sunset show me where the fuck you at
scene kids ghetto stars come on grab your gats
All the world and Hollywood drinking 40's in the hood
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should
All you fags on sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Chad Crews gettin bruised now its time to move
All the world and Hollywood drinking 40's in the hood
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should
Hollywood Undead, get it through your head, download this song, put in your IPOD,
fuck that put it on your homepage. you'll be the coolest kid on fuckin myspace.
I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree star to beat it. cause I left her a comment
and saw that bitch delete . and thats fucked up because I sent it from my sidekick
you got beef? meet me on Franklin and highland!!
It's Charlie scene! He aint ever lookin cheesy.
It's Charlie scene! It aint easy being sceney.
If I was you, I'd hate me too. We can take it to the parking like 82, AND BRING YOUR CREW!
And I'd hate to be the one to break the news,
whoever chipped matties tooth
I'll shank you too! BITCH!
That night at 82 the parking lot was stacked
I grabbed my gat and got my hand stamped by matt
I could barely walk around cause the dance floor was so packed
I walked to the back and lit off some black cats - BAP BAP BAP hahaha!
Scene kids, tired of gettin picked on by mean kids
and i'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you scene my penis?
(I HAVE)
I know you have, cause that shit is bomb
My dicks got more friends then Tom
These scene clubs I run these, I should write the book how to be scene for dummies!
Scene kids, tired of gettin picked on by mean kids
and i'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you scene my penis?
(I HAVE)
I know you have, cause that shit is bomb
and i'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you scene my penis?
(I HAVE)
I know you have, cause that shit is bomb
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I'm surprised nobody's mentioned The Bloodhound Gang yet. Although that's purely intentional.Quote from: The Ballad of Chasey LainDear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned The Bloodhound Gang yet. Although that's purely intentional.Quote from: The Ballad of Chasey LainDear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny. Frankly, even their song and album titles make me crack up. 'Hooray For Boobies?' 'You're pretty when I'm drunk/and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk'? 'I Wish I Was Gay So I Could Get Chicks'?
Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt makes up for anything NIN have done.
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
Is that different from Was (Not Was)'s Walk the Dinosaur? If so, that's extra worrying.Quote from: The Tin LidsOPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
OPEN THE DOORIs that different from Was (Not Was)'s Walk the Dinosaur? If so, that's extra worrying.
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
The Was (Not Was) song goes:
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
One word: Sk8terboi
Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny.
Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny. Frankly, even their song and album titles make me crack up. 'Hooray For Boobies?' 'You're pretty when I'm drunk/and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk'? 'I Wish I Was Gay So I Could Get Chicks'?
Bloodhound Gang are too funny to be shit. And they are deliberately shit, which also makes them funny.
:?
Bloodhound Gang are so unfunny I want to personally murder every one of them. When did "pretending" to be homophobic sexist sixth graders become "funny"?
Plus, their music is lame-o-riffic.
ashlee simpson?
I think this thread has failed so hard for not mentioning...just mentioning this bile of a group of people who decided to get together, throw up with out stopping for 5 mins at a time, then record it, makes me want to do the same.
"SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES! (CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EYES!)
SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, or die...
BECAUSE YOU KILL ME!
YOU KNOW YOU DO, YOU KILL ME WELL,
YOU LIKE IT TOO AND I CAN TELL,
YOU NEVER STOP UNTIL,
MY FINAL BREATH IS GONE!"
-Hawthorne Heights
Haha, the emo domino effect.
just mentioning this bile of a group of people who decided to get together, throw up with out stopping for 5 mins at a time, then record it, makes me want to do the same.
[Will.i.am]It does not get worse than "My Humps".
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
[Fergie]
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps
Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and the Donna
Karan they be sharin'
All their money got me wearing fly
Whether I ain't askin
They say they love mah ass in
Seven Jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin
So I keep on takin
And no I aint taken
We can keep on datin',
Now keep on demonstratin'
My love my love my love my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump my hump my hump
My humps they got you..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending.. Ohhh
[Fergie]
Spending all your money on me..And spending time on me..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending.. Ohhh
[Fergie]
Spending all your money on me..
O-on me on me...
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk..
[Fergie]
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans
[Fergie]
I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream
Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
Check it out
[Will.i.am]
I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya lets go
I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
Let's spend time not money
And mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky cocoa
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky
Riiiiide...
[Fergie]
They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always standin next to me
Always dancin next to me
Tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't
Pull on my hand boy
You ain't my man boy
I'm just tryna dance boy
And move my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front
My loving got you..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending.. Ohh..
[Fergie]
Spending all your money on me..and spending time on me..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending.. Ohh..
[Fergie]
Spending all your money on me..uh on me on me..
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
[Fergie]
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside your jeans
[Fergie]
I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
[Fergie]
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt
[Fergie]
I'ma make make make make you work
Make you work work make you work
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending..
[Fergie]
Ohh..Spending all your money on me..and spending time on me..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending..
[Fergie]
Ohh..Spending all your money on me..uh on me on me.
[Will.i.am]
So real x17