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Title: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 29 Jun 2007, 15:17
I have decided that this movie needs to be made, and that I want to be the one to make it.  For those of you who have no idea what Bad Dudes is, look here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Dudes).

I've been playing around with dialogue, but I haven't gotten very far, as I made this decision only about twenty-five minutes ago.  I have decided, however, that a good chunk of the dialogue should revolve around the phrase "I'm bad" and variations thereof.

THUG: [On the ground, Bad Dude 1's foot at his throat] W-Why are you doing this?

BAD DUDE 1: 'Cause I'm bad! [He crushes the thug's throat]

BAD DUDE 2: That was pretty bad, dude!

---

[BAD DUDE 1 has just finished beating up an entire bar full of guys.  A Secret Service agent in a bomber jacket and sunglasses approaches]

SECRET SERVICE: Hey, you!

BAD DUDE 1: Yeah, what?

SECRET SERVICE: President Ronnie's been kidnapped by ninjas.  Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

---

[SECRET SERVICE and BAD DUDE 1 approach]

SECRET SERVICE: The president's been kidnapped by ninjas.  Are you a bad enough dude--

BAD DUDE 2: Yes.

[BAD DUDE 1 and BAD DUDE 2 size each other up for a moment.  Then BAD DUDE 1 smiles and they clasp hands]

---

SECRET SERVICE CHIEF: I don't know what Sgt. Bane was thinking when he recruited you two, but you're completely out of line here!

BAD DUDE 1: What's the matter, chief?  Too bad for you?

[BAD DUDE 2 uppercuts the chief, who flies out of his chair and through the window]

As for casting decisions, I haven't made any, except that James Brolin (http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/30/apontv.reagandrama.ap/story.brolin.reagan.ap.jpg) should probably play President Ronnie.  Failing that, Bruce Campbell.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: thehoopiestfrood on 29 Jun 2007, 16:10
(http://shamalt.scft.hu/pic_post/031019_bad_boys_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Cartilage Head on 29 Jun 2007, 16:21
 They aren't bad enough dudes. They are just bad boys.

 Tagline-

 ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SEE THIS MOVIE

 
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Mr. Pink on 29 Jun 2007, 18:52
When punched, the bad guys (not bad dudes) should yell "BARF".
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 29 Jun 2007, 18:56
This is not River City Ransom! Oh my goodness... this would be fantastic if nothing else because it would have Karnov somewhere in the movie.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 29 Jun 2007, 22:03
The soundtrack will feature Judas Priest, Motörhead, and Extreme.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Lazer on 29 Jun 2007, 22:46
(http://www.twintone.com/jesse/gifs/jesse2.jpeg) (http://www.mtsu.edu/~ckr2c/patrick%20swayze.jpg)


Truly you cannot find two badder dudes.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: MadassAlex on 29 Jun 2007, 23:43
The soundtrack will feature Judas Priest, Motörhead, and Extreme.

I support this movie.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Cartilage Head on 30 Jun 2007, 02:50
 I support Patrick Swayze, but how about

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/kiefer-sutherland01.jpg)
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 30 Jun 2007, 04:47
D-D-D-DOLPH!
(http://home.claranet.de/kirstenp/moviefaces/actor/l/dolphlundgren.jpg)
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: öde on 30 Jun 2007, 05:50
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Bruce-Willis-Photograph-C11796804.jpeg)(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/bruce_willis_pulp_fiction_fist.jpg)
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Cartilage Head on 30 Jun 2007, 08:43
 Bruce Willis is the man I have the easiest time imagining as saying "What's wrong, too BAD for you?"
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Lazer on 30 Jun 2007, 12:24
It's almost sad how true that statement is.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ForteBass on 30 Jun 2007, 14:27
It's fucking awesome how true that statement is.

Much better.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: öde on 30 Jun 2007, 19:47
Perhaps Nick Cage and Tom Cruise would be better as bad dudes, since they seem to play the roles of assholes so well. And Cruise's repressed homosexuality would make for interesting tension.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ALoveSupreme on 30 Jun 2007, 22:23
If Martin and Will can't be in it, at the very least Michael Bay needs to direct this. 
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Cartilage Head on 01 Jul 2007, 05:12
 Quentin Tarantino.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Lazer on 01 Jul 2007, 19:31
No because then it'll all be dialogue for five hours and then some really shitty camera angles that Tarantino would use because he wants to stylize the action, but in turn will fail miserably and just make the whole movie look like balls.

I vote Robert Rodriguez (because he still knows how to make good movies.) or failing that a man who has it in his blood to direct an action movie, Mark Lester, the brains behind Commando, perhaps the single greatest action movie aside from Die Hard.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: rasufelle on 01 Jul 2007, 21:58
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/doubledragon/doubledragon7.jpg)
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Beautiful Maladies on 01 Jul 2007, 22:36
[img width= height=]http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s225/VictorEssej/1167309267268.jpg[/img]

This needs to be integrated into the plot somehow.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 02 Jul 2007, 03:38
Karnov dares them to do it.

KARNOV: I totally bet you can't.

BAD DUDE 1: Oh, yeah? [BAD DUDE 1 hits his own dick with a hammer.] OH, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!

[KARNOV explodes.]
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 02 Jul 2007, 09:27
(http://www.happypeepeehead.com/karnov/karnovbaddudes00.gif)
*sigh*
Just any movie featuring him...
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: TrueNeutral on 02 Jul 2007, 10:29
I fully support this film! I would see it in theatres! I would see it in theaters twice!
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: öde on 02 Jul 2007, 12:51
Karnov dares them to do it.

KARNOV: I totally bet you can't.

BAD DUDE 1: Oh, yeah? [BAD DUDE 1 hits his own dick with a hammer.] OH, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!

[KARNOV explodes.]

[BAD DUDE 2 hits KARNOV's dismembered dick with a hammer.]

BAD DUDE 1: BAD!

BAD DUDE 2: TOTALLY BAD!

Quote from: THE TOTALLY BAD SEQUEL
Enter BAD DUDE 1

My dude!

BAD DUDE 1
I have done the deed, it was bad! Didst thou not hear a noise?

BAD DUDE 2
I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry.
Did not you speak?

BAD DUDE 1
When?

BAD DUDE 2
Now.

BAD DUDE 1
As I descended?

BAD DUDE 2
Ay.

BAD DUDE 1
Ay. I felt too righteously bad to speak!

BAD DUDE 2
Dude, BAAAAAD!
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Inlander on 03 Jul 2007, 06:16
I support Patrick Swayze

If Patrick Swayze's gonna be in this film, it'd damn well better have dancing.

In fact, I can only envisage this film working as a musical.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Cartilage Head on 03 Jul 2007, 08:18
 Musicals aren't bad. Some are bad, yeah, but not bad.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: KharBevNor on 03 Jul 2007, 09:05
Except this musical will be Bad, because the soundtrack will be composed and performed by a new superband put together especially for the project. They are called Iron Venom Judas MotorDiamond. I invite you to guess at their composition.

WHEREVER, WHEREVER YOU ARE
BAD DUDES, GONNA GETCHA, NO MATTER HOW FAR

...

FASTER THAN A LASER BULLET
LOUDER THAN AN ATOM BOMB
CHROMIUM PLATED BOILING METAL
BADDER THAN A THOUSAND NINJAS.
THEY. ARE. THE. BAD. DUUUUUDES.
THIS. IS. THE. BAD. DUUUUUDES!

...

I KNOW THAT THEY'RE BAD DUDES
AND FIGHTING THEMS FOR FOOLS
BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT BABY
I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER

...

ENTER THE CORE
OPEN HELLS DOOR
BAD IS THE CODE FOR TONIGHT!

...

THE RETURN OF THE BAD DUDES
THEY'RE KICKING ASS
KICKING YOUR BALLS, THROUGH YOUR BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINS

...
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: est on 04 Jul 2007, 08:21
Even if nothing else is true to the game they would need to have the bit where you're fighting on the back of the truck while ninjas jump onto it from passing cars.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 04 Jul 2007, 09:30
If this movie doesn't get made I think I might have to kill myself. That or kill ImRonBurgandy for bringing this to my attention.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Lazer on 04 Jul 2007, 23:07
I plan on going into cinematography for college, and have taken film production through highschool. By god if you put a camera in my hands then I can film this goddamn movie.

I SAY FUCK HOLLYWOOD! Bad Dudes is in our hands now.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: öde on 05 Jul 2007, 05:41
I may be doing scriptwriting or film production at uni, and I'm currently scriptwriting and production designering a short film.

I guess what I'm saying is, name a time and place.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 05 Jul 2007, 09:35
Karnov should be played by Abdullah the Butcher. We need to record him while he's still alive. We could always dub his lines.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Lazer on 06 Jul 2007, 01:01
Now we just need an editor, because I hate friggin editing and I refuse to do it. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO EDIT THIS MOVIE?
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: doki on 06 Jul 2007, 01:33
Now we just need an editor, because I hate friggin editing and I refuse to do it. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO EDIT THIS MOVIE?

yes i am
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Maybe Partying Will Help on 06 Jul 2007, 09:21
Oh, damn, you guys.  I have the perfect director.  We'll just need some voodoo spells to bring him back from the dead.  Somebody go dig up Ed Wood, right now.  On that note, Karnov could be played by Tor Johnson.

As for the title characters, we need actors so god-awful that just looking at them makes you angry enough to become a bad dude yourself!  I'm thinking Charlie Sheen... that asshole.  And maybe Emilio Estevez.  That'd be tight.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO ACCEPT THIS CASTING?



Edit: the soundtrack would have to feature Europe's 'The Final Countdown' at one point.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: camelpimp on 06 Jul 2007, 16:54
Nah, we should just have the person directing it credited as "The Reanimated Corpse of Ed Wood."
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ALoveSupreme on 06 Jul 2007, 22:33

Edit: the soundtrack would have to feature Europe's 'The Final Countdown' at one point.

are you a bad enough dude to make the soundtrack list to this movie!?
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Maybe Partying Will Help on 07 Jul 2007, 11:31

are you a bad enough dude to make the soundtrack list to this movie!?


SURE AM!

1. The Final Countdown- Europe
2. Cum On Feel The Noize- Quiet Riot
3. Iron Man- Black Sabbath
4. Invaders- Iron Maiden
5. Here I Am (Rock You Like A Hurricane)- Scorpions
6. Original Theme (the one just written by KharBevNor)
7. No Matter What- Def Leppard
8. Still Of The Night- Whitesnake
9. Karate- Tenacious D
10. Rainbow In The Dark- Dio

Shit, somebody add more... this is shaping up to be the "best" soundtrack ever.  And by "best," I mean "hair metal-est."
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 07 Jul 2007, 12:30
You're ignoring that this was made in the late 80's as an arcade game. IT NEEDS (horrid) NEW WAVE. Think of the Last Dragon and other 80's cheesey fighting movies.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 07 Jul 2007, 13:40
Okay, if we're going to actually go ahead with this, I think everyone needs to play the actual game all the way through so that the story is ingrained in their heads, and also to gain a deeper understanding of the essence of the project.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 07 Jul 2007, 16:13
I'll post screenshots for those who can't run it on MAME.

edit:
Ok, here we go. Rather than bombard everyone with all the imagery, I'll just make links, though combined, the imagery should be about a meg or so.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/baddudes.png
We have the ominous threat, not even the White House is safe from NINJA CRIME.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0001.png
Now that's a logo. Also, we keep forgetting to include the "vs Dragon Ninja" in the name.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0003.png
Wiki claims it's a secret service agent. *shrug* Shouldn't he be in black? There is the sound of a siren of some sort, I want to speculate that it could be the siren of a prison as they let out the Dudes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0004.png
Typical city scene

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0005.png
Casual stabbing is encouraged. Remember, they're Bad Dudes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0007.png
The ninja is meant to ride vehicles on the outside and on the outside only.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0010.png
And of course Karnov. What I didn't get a grab off was a sign for a bar entitled "Karnov's" that was in the background at some point. Wiki pointed out that the boss melody contains a little bit of the Karnov song. I didn't realize this but I can catch it now. Worked in quite well. Also, a reminder, the Dudes can power up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0015.png
Level 2, remember...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0017.png
what I...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0020.png
said about...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0023.png
ninjas and...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0026.png
travel? Just making sure the point is clear. And for the record, it's just one tractor running a double. Wiki claims this guy is supposed to be reminiscent of the shredder. *shrug*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0030.png
Next level is a sewer. It's hard to see but the reeds in the foreground are ninjas waiting to ambush you.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0037.png
The boss fancies himself batman

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0040.png
Mixed with Jaimie Madrox.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0045.png
Level 4, the Forrest.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0050.png
First appearance of flaming ninja, by the way. He just runs like hell.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0057.png
A very annoying sounding boss. We need the actor to be able to shout out, "FWU-AUGH!" really good. I figure Jeph could play him due to his height and all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0060.png
Can we get him to do his own stunts to save money, though?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0066.png
Level 5. A Train a train. As Dude #2 finds out, train tracks hurt at high speed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0072.png
First appearance of Zombie Karnov

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0074.png
Does the image on this cart have any significance?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0079.png
This boss is interesting. Holds a kama in one hand and a chained spear...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0082.png
That could lead to some neat effects. But he'll survive cause he's Bad enough.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0084.png
Fall down!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0091.png
Level 6 A cave.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0089.png
Zombie Karnov resembles Abobo from the old Double Dragons in this setting

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0094.png
The boss strikes me as a David Carradine style character. Spins around with a staff, though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0100.png
ACHTUNG PANZEIS! Level 7, final level

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0102.png
Two things: "Namshit?" and also here we discover ninjas love sliding down poles in groups.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0106.png
In case you were wondering....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0107.png
Fire Ninjas look like this once being defeated.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0108.png
Music change - Return of the bosses

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0110.png
It's an odd order

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0116.png
Couldn't he have just snuck by him and ridden the elevator? *shrug*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0120.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0124.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0127.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0128.png
You can see the staff guy spinning better here

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0130.png
And getting his face kicked inward here

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0136.png
Now this is a weird fight. Tons of dogs attack you on the ground as you face off against this guy in feudal armor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0142.png
He's got a red blade that hurts

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0142.png
Somehow, our Dudes are BAD enough to never get sliced up by helicopter rotors. I think that would be an interesting finish. Have the end boss get sliced up by his own chopper.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0144.png
So who was pilotting anyway? That's never explained.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0146.png
I know JUST the song for this: Hey Ronald Reagan by James Kochalka Superstar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0151.png
The famous ending heard 'round the world.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0152.png
He did get a burger. Maybe it's a veggie burger.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0153.png
I just included this because the graphic artists had the weirder names.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/hpph/fuckindork/baddudesthemovie/badd0154.png
*cough* I like engrish. :S

Total play time is like less than 20 minutes if you fill it up with enough credits. I was going slow to take snap shots. I guess some exposition can be included on Karnov. Wiki claims: "The NES instruction manual claims the reason Karnov is working with the "ninjas" is a mystery."
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Cartilage Head on 07 Jul 2007, 18:53
 You should turn those into a .gif file.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 07 Jul 2007, 20:19
Guys, we have to flesh out all these characters.  This might become a trilogy.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: öde on 08 Jul 2007, 06:59
Guys, we have to flesh out all these characters.  This might become profitable!
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 08 Jul 2007, 08:20
Nah, they're small enough as it in PNG format. Plus I'm lazy.

Fleshing out:
Well, backstory on Karnov - Karnov is an agent of the divine sent to earth. That's from the original japanese (http://www.romhacking.net/trans/944/) intro. However, in America he is Jinborov Karnovski and is a firebreathing circus strongman seeking treasure. Perhaps this can be reconciled.

The Bad Dudes, well, I had suggested they may have been in prison with the backdrop of the secret service agent. Perhaps it could be a Snake Pliskin esque deal. The US government uses their own incarcerated bad asses to take out the "bad ass" dragon ninjas.

Dragon Ninjas... why kidnap Reagan (or apparently George Bush sr. in the NES version)? I got it. Presidential sacrifice. The Ninjas have always been about assassination, this time there's a legacy that when the blood of the world's most powerful man is spilled, something big and awesome happens.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: ALoveSupreme on 08 Jul 2007, 08:40
Question:  In this not so hypothetical film, would the president be identified as Reagen or Bush Sr. (I think that would be pretty good), or would it be generic, turns-out-to-be-a-bad-dude-himself type president a la Bill Pullman in Independence Day?
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 08 Jul 2007, 09:08
I vote for Reagan sheerly on the basis for using the song "Hey Ronald Reagan" and so the phrase "President Ronnie" could be used over and over again.

Also, I found these links that may be of help/inspiration:
Some guy's Bad Dude's film that seems to fail at capturing the spirit of Bad Dudes but succeeds in capturing the spirit of side scrolling beat'em ups.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OV23uh9XS64

A speed run proving that Bad Dudes is a 20 minute game
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OV23uh9XS64

Another painful fan movie. Some of the CIA agent's actions or interesting. I think the pink sunglasses were a nice touch. It also reminded me, there's no reason the Bad Dudes should be white. MARIO VAN PEEBLES should be a Bad Dude.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SatO0QMlrOs&mode=related&search=

This was probably someone's flash animation at some point. I am more and more convinced that the idea of the musical should be included but perhaps like this movie, at the end and perhaps let the musical run 1/3 of the movie itself.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A8HlgdKXhtk&mode=related&search=
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: est on 08 Jul 2007, 09:28
Ok guys, lemme pitch something to you.  The baddest music dudes in the late 80s were Metallica.

The intro music should be the first 1:30 of Battery (fading out quickly as James starts shouting)

The default music in the background whenever anything sinister is unfolding should be different bits of The Call of Ktulu.

The music for the truck boss battle should be Hit the Lights from about 2:52 onward.  I think it's long enough to cover the entire thing.

Jump in the fire 2:00-2:40 should be for the start of the battle in the sewer with the guy who replicates himself.  It pauses for a sec when they beat the single him, then he steps back a sec and says his magic hoodoo and splits into a gazillion dudes and rushes at the dudes the guitar solo from Disposable Heroes starts up (4:26-5:25).

At one point in the movie one of the bad dudes should be just chilling some place waiting for something and playing the first 2:10 of Anaesthesia to show the audience that in addition to punching things he also has a cultured side.

The music in the background when they are gearing up for the final battle should be the guitar solo in Master of Puppets.

The music as they are fighting through the last bit to the big boss should be Seek & Destroy, then No Remorse.

This should blend into the final boss music which should be the bit before the guitar solo in Ride the lightning from about 2:30 through the solo up to about 4:20 at which point it'll stop for a sec for one of the bad dudes to comb back his hair.  It'll resume with the guitar solo in The shortest straw from about 3:45 until 4:25 where the boss will kick one of the bad dudes off the helicopter and the other bad dude will jump and catch him and they'll be hanging on by one arm.  They'll vault up onto the helicopter skids again and the solo will continue from 4:26 until 4:40, whereupon they will both be pushed back at once, then strike a mean pose.  Then the solo from Dyer's Eve (3:38-4:24) will strike up.  The fight will end with the solo from One from about 5:46 to 6:55.

The music in the background when the boss dude is dead and they are making sure the President is safe should be selected non-vocal portions of ...and Justice for all, like the intro up to about 1:50, then skip to 5:05 for the solo until about 5:56, then fade out to them standing in front of the White House with the President and jump ahead to 6:24 for the intro refrain, at which point the President should be handing our intrepid bad dudes medals of Honor or some shit like that and they'll just be looking at each other all like "FUCK YEAH, WE'RE FUCKING BAD DUDES!"  There should be a crowd cheering, holding babies and waving American flags.  Two gorgeous women will run up and throw their arms around the bad dudes and they'll give each other the baddest, manliest high five ever captured on screen.

Freeze frame, roll credits.

End credits music: Orion
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 08 Jul 2007, 09:40
Well, I'd dispute that with Slayer as to baddest music but I think Metallica is too... serious for a movie about two Bad Dudes.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: öde on 08 Jul 2007, 10:31
There is nothing more serious than a movie about two dudes. Not a movie about one bad dude, or thee+ bad dudes.

The soundtrack should be composed compeltely of guitar solos.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: philosopherqueen on 08 Jul 2007, 10:34
I vote for Reagan sheerly on the basis for using the song "Hey Ronald Reagan" and so the phrase "President Ronnie" could be used over and over again.

I like the phrase President Ronnie very very muchly.





My name's Ronnie.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: HPPH on 08 Jul 2007, 13:19
Then you'd like the song as well. "Hey Ronnie, Ronnie, Reagan!, Hey Nonnie, Nonnie, oh! Hey Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie REAGAN---- WHERE DIDJA GO?"
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Maybe Partying Will Help on 08 Jul 2007, 17:05

  Two gorgeous women will run up and throw their arms around the bad dudes and they'll give each other the baddest, manliest high five ever captured on screen.

Freeze frame, roll credits.




EXCELLENT!  There is no better way to end the movie than with a freeze frame.  However, I have one addition.  In the background behind the dudes high-fiving, President Ronnie should be biting into his burger with this big, shit-eating grin.  Oh!  And he has to be giving the dudes a thumbs up with his non-burger-holding hand.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: Lazer on 09 Jul 2007, 21:00
There is nothing more serious than a movie about two dudes. Not a movie about one bad dude, or thee+ bad dudes.

The soundtrack should be composed compeltely of guitar solos.
I totally support a completely original score of production music comprised of nothing but guitar solos. This is the QC forums, surely one of us HAS to be experienced  enough in the way of the guitar to do this?


  Two gorgeous women will run up and throw their arms around the bad dudes and they'll give each other the baddest, manliest high five ever captured on screen.

Freeze frame, roll credits.




EXCELLENT!  There is no better way to end the movie than with a freeze frame.  However, I have one addition.  In the background behind the dudes high-fiving, President Ronnie should be biting into his burger with this big, shit-eating grin.  Oh!  And he has to be giving the dudes a thumbs up with his non-burger-holding hand.

I agree with this whole heartedly, but seriously guys, just start focusing on getting a script written. Don't worry about how it would look on film. I swear to you if a coherent script gets sent to me for a Bad Dudes movie I am dead serious that I would storyboard that sum-bitch and a/v Script it. I am a very competent cinematographer and this is something I personally would like to see filmed. I'm sure all of our brilliant minds can stop, collaborate and listen here to make this as epic as it sounds.
Title: Re: Bad Dudes: The Movie
Post by: doki on 09 Jul 2007, 22:37
all with degrees in composition, raise your hand
*raises hand*

All who love shred guitar
*raises hand*
im in, gimmie a week or so for early midis