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Title: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 26 Jul 2007, 04:58
Again another story ripped from the web pages of Empire

It's been the worst kept secret on the interwebs for over a week now, but Warner Bros has finally confirmed the cast for Watchmen, or 'The Citizen Kane of Comic Books', as contractual obligation requires we call it.

For those not in the graphic novel know, Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' Watchmen is set in an America where superheroes have been outlawed. The plot centres on Rorschach, a vigilante superhero who is investigating the murder of fellow super The Comedian. His investigations lead him into government conspiracies, which at the time the book was created echoed Reagan-era distrust and will now, presumably, echo...well, you do the maths.

The cast are not massive names, but are, certainly of those with whose work we're familiar, very fine actors. The cast is as follows:

Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children) will play Rorschach, aka Walter Kovacs.

Patrick Wilson (also Little Children) will play Nite-Owl, a technical wizard who flies an owl shaped flying vehicle.

Billy Crudup (Almost Famous) is Dr Manhattan, a man with godlike powers who in the book is blue and nekkid.

Malin Akerman (upcoming Farelly brothers movie The Heartbreak Kid) is The Silk Spectre aka Laurie Juspeczyk, token female superhero of the band who resents being the token female and was once involved with Dr Manhattan.

Matthew Goode (Matchpoint) will play Ozymandias aka Adrian Veidt, a hero who voluntarily retired and revealed his identity and then made a fortune. He believes Manhattan is going to cause a global catastrophe.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Grey's Anatomy) is The Comedian, murderous gun-toting vigilante-turned-paramilitary.

Zack Snyder, who's set to direct the movie in Vancouver this autumn using similar methods to 300, will be in Comic-Con over the weekend, so check back for more details on Monday.

So what do you think of the cast? Awesome? Too young?

Photos of the cast members - here (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33449)
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Post by: 0bsessions on 26 Jul 2007, 06:13
I'm indifferent to most aside from Patrick Wilson. Him, I find too young. One of the biggest aspects of Nite-Owl's character is that he's middle-aged, retired and long since out of shape. Him being within about five years of Silk Spectre's age kind of defeats the purpose of his conflicted feeling towards her.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 26 Jul 2007, 06:52
I think the cast over all seem to be on the young side, but I'm assuming because the book was so flash-back heavy they have to decided to cast actors based on the younger versions of the character and then age them up for later scenes as opposed to trying to age them down for the flash-backs
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Post by: 0bsessions on 26 Jul 2007, 07:14
That doesn't really make much sense. Flashback heavy as it was, few of the people appearing in flashbacks ran concurently with the main storyline. The vast majority of the flashbacks dealt with the Golden Age set, who were mostly dead by the point of the modern storyline. Dr. Midnight appeared in a lot of flashbacks, but he hadn't aged since he was created. Silk Spectre was in flashbacks, but as a sixteen year old (Making her actress dead in the middle of either instance). The Comedian was dead by the time the modern line started.

The only flashbacks any of the modern characters appeared in, the characters were mostly in full costume with masks and deaging would be unnecessary.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 26 Jul 2007, 08:34
Not sure how I feel about Snyder directing. He doesn't have much experience and he hasn't proven he can direct serious material. Grand, stylized action flicks aren't the same as the dystopian drama of Watchmen. I'm not familiar with all the actors but I am glad they didn't cast a bunch of big names who can't really act. Too often this happens and the film generally suffers as a result. This cast seems pretty decent to me and has me more excited for the film than I was, albeit still cautiously optimistic.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 26 Jul 2007, 08:47
You people are missing the worst part of this news.

Veidt is "a costumed adventurer who retired voluntarily, disclosed his identity and built a large fortune. He hatches a plot to avert a global catastrophe he believes will be caused by Dr. Manhattan."

What?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: HPPH on 26 Jul 2007, 11:49
...
Can't be done right if they can't even get the story straight. Geez. Like all adaptations, a miniseries would be best.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 26 Jul 2007, 12:12
 That might just be a mistake. The person who wrote that may have had little actual knowledge of the novel.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: the-artful-dodger-rodger on 26 Jul 2007, 14:47
I found a link the shows a picture of the actor and the character

http://rorschachsjournal.com/
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 26 Jul 2007, 15:36
Again another story ripped from the web pages of Empire

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g124/ashcanrantings/ESCAPIST.jpg)?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Jul 2007, 20:03
I think I will watch this even though there is much dispute about the choices for the characters

I mean I did voluntarily see Ghost Rider and saw Daredevil
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: tomselleck69 on 26 Jul 2007, 20:10
they could've done a lot worse.

jackie earle haley is perfect for rorschach
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Post by: pilsner on 26 Jul 2007, 22:20
It's pretty much guaranteed that it will not end with NYC obliterated, Manhattan leaving for Mars a distant galaxy, and Rorschach reduced to his component molecules. 

I'm guessing that Veidt will be a plain good guy, and Manhattan will be a bad guy who tries to destroy a good bit of the world with Veidt's intention in the book -- to shock both sides of the cold war into submission.  I guess the question is whether given these changes it can still be an enjoyable movie.

I like Snyder's direction so I'm staying cautiously optimistic.
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Post by: Theplanman on 26 Jul 2007, 23:22
I don't like the cast, but that's basing it solely on the fact they look too happy and young for their respective characters.

 
I like Snyder's direction so I'm staying cautiously optimistic.

Me too, but it's turning more into pessimism, as I can't imagine getting excited, and then having the movie suck. I really, really, really hope it'll be amazing, or at least good, but I am not getting my hopes up. The upside of being a pessimist is that you are either always right, or pleasantly surprised.

But if they Hollywood up the ending (ie- make it not so morally confusing as the comic, nobody dies, everything works out), there will be riots in the streets. Or at least in the internets.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 26 Jul 2007, 23:50
It's pretty much guaranteed that it will not end with NYC obliterated, Manhattan leaving for Mars, and Rorschach reduced to his component molecules.

Might I ask why?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Noct on 27 Jul 2007, 00:36
I've been curious about this project for some time, but also very very scared.  I am someone optimistic though, seeing as they didn't make a TOTAL mess of V for Vendetta and Zach Snyder is a hell of a lot better than the goddamn Watchowskis.  Still... so many ways to mess this one up.

Also, looks like the beginnings of some sort of viral campaign here that popped up a while ago on the interwebs.

http://www.theveidtmethod.com/ (http://www.theveidtmethod.com/)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 27 Jul 2007, 00:48
You people are missing the worst part of this news.

Veidt is "a costumed adventurer who retired voluntarily, disclosed his identity and built a large fortune. He hatches a plot to avert a global catastrophe he believes will be caused by Dr. Manhattan."

What?

Yeah I assumed that was a mistake on the part of the article's original author, obviously thinking of the plot to discredit Dr. Manhattan and whatever... hope so anyway
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: öde on 27 Jul 2007, 06:22
The choice of actors gives me a little more faith in the movie.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 27 Jul 2007, 09:14
I haven't heard of any of those actors nor am I familiar with the comic. That said, I will watch this movie, possibly several times because I love the cinema.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: pilsner on 27 Jul 2007, 11:41
Might I ask why?

Snyder + Warner Brothers = Huge Budget = Need to Recoup Budget By Producing Blockbuster

Ending Where Villain Gets Off + Protagonist Gets Annihilated + Godlike Blue Creature Just Up And Leaves + Millions Die + Ambiguity Reigns Re Effects on Cold War = Pissed Off Crowds = No Blockbuster

Ending Where Villain Gets Caught Despite Godlike Powers + Protagonists Triumph + Maybe One of the Ugly Ones Dies (ahem Rorschach) But For a Good Cause + New York Gets Saved = Happy Crowds = Potential Blockbuster

The problem with this project is that the core audience for the book is fundamentally at odds with the vast majority of moviegoers who have not and probably will not read the book in terms of what they want from this movie.  The need to make back a massive budget requires the moviemakers to produce something resembling a conventional Hollywood ending. 

Plus, unlike with Frank Miller, there is no need to stay true to the strip since Alan Moore is not supporting the movie, or so I hear.

I hope I'm wrong about this, but I don't think I will be.

Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 27 Jul 2007, 21:24
Snyder + Warner Brothers = Huge Budget

Actually Warner wanted to cap the budget at $100 mil. Still big but not huge by any stretch of the imagination.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ravenbomb on 28 Jul 2007, 00:19
Wilson is a good choice for Nite Owl, and if Crudup gets the stardom he should've gotten off of Almost Famous, then I'm all for it. But I still say Knepper would've made a good Rorschach.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Jul 2007, 15:34
The idea that anyone thinks this movie is a good idea makes me want to vomit. It is inherently not a good idea. There is no conceivable way to do justice to the book in a movie. Especially not with a director whose only talent is making stylish action movies that don't suck. For all the great style and special effects of Dawn of the Dead and 300, they both had as much depth as a saucer.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: CookedHaggis on 28 Jul 2007, 17:11
Not sure how I feel about Snyder directing. He doesn't have much experience and he hasn't proven he can direct serious material. Grand, stylized action flicks aren't the same as the dystopian drama of Watchmen. I'm not familiar with all the actors but I am glad they didn't cast a bunch of big names who can't really act. Too often this happens and the film generally suffers as a result. This cast seems pretty decent to me and has me more excited for the film than I was, albeit still cautiously optimistic.

Snyder.... it's like setting Guy Ritchie loose on an adaptation of Crime & Punishment.  I like Lock Stock, I like Snatch, but making two comical, stylised caper films does not qualify you for psychological depth.  Ditto Snyder. That's something of a forced analogy though. 

Snyder does more than make stylised action flicks.  Much more.  He managed to depoliticise Dawn of the Dead, managed to suppress the entire point of the film.  That takes skill and not a small amount of arrogance.  To have a motely collection of characters from various social backgrounds, to have institutional authority figures in a world without institutions, to have mass collective unquestioning thought, to have a context where conventional morality becomes questionionable, to have all the elements of satire and NOT have any identifiable political commentary....that's an achievement.  To have a downbeat, violent, depressive ending that makes no kind of statement at all...that's simply incredible.

Of course, the thinking behind the choice of Snyder as director is obvious.  He has made two commercially successful films, both stylised, both fantastical.  Here's a comic book needing to be added.  A stylish comic book.  Stylish, stylised.  What's the difference?  You've got to wonder if anyone actually read the thing.  Which would be worse; that they didn't and employed him based on statistics, or that they did and simply didn't understand it?

The thing is, I quite enjoyed Dawn of the Dead, I quite enjoyed 300.  They were entertaining.  But nothing else.  Most obviously so in the case of 300; pure visceral action with a bare minimum of framing, a simple excuse for simple destruction.  In itself not insidious since cinema can't all be involved and involving.  Though you can't help but wonder if other people saw a different film (http://www.joblo.com/review-300).  But to give that director the helm of something like Watchmen?  Now, I don't agree with Alan Moore's idea that his work is somehow unadaptable - get over yourself man, what's good enough for Austen or Shakespeare or Dickens or Burgess etc... - but in the hands of Snyder... I just don't see it working.  Maybe I'm just too pessimistic, but from what I've seen, while Snyder might have the talent to bring the pages of Watchmen to life, he just doesn't have the nous to bring the point of Watchmen to life.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Jul 2007, 17:32
Now, I don't agree with Alan Moore's idea that his work is somehow unadaptable - get over yourself man, what's good enough for Austen or Shakespeare or Dickens or Burgess etc...

Well, Austen, Shakespeare, and Dickens were all dead before the advent of moving pictures so they couldn't really complain.

And Shakespeare was a playwright anyway.

And Burgess had the good fortune of having Kubrick make the only major film adaptation of any of his books.

Alan Moore has had three major books of his turned into movies and they were all disappointments to him. David Hayter actually came up with a script that Moore didn't hate, but that has obviously died. That was also before League and V were destroyed.

Honestly, can't they just leave Moore's work alone? WB needs to be stopped.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: CookedHaggis on 28 Jul 2007, 18:14
It's more Moore's arrogance that somehow his work is above adaptation.  Sure, a direct translation book-to-film is impossible (just like a direct stage-to-screen translation of Hamlet is impossible...changing the medium, even slightly, changes the work), but truly excellent interpretations of great works in other media are possible; it just takes a lot of work and talent.  The idea that if anything is changed in the adaptation process then the result is an abomination seems artistically reductive.  Yes, Austen, Shakespeare and Dickens were dead, but the point is that excellent films have been made from their work, films that deserve to be called art in their own right.  Yes, it's very hard to make great art from great art because many of the things which make it great are often intrinsically entangled with the nature of the medium (Shakespeare's sense of the theatre for example, or, to take something far less film-friendly than Watchmen, Joyce and his linguistic gymnastics), but that shouldn't put a blanket ban on trying.  It's just that people should be careful how they try.

Still, you have got a point.  The League film was so tremendously abysmal that it put me off reading the original for ages, and the Vendetta film was blandly entertaining.  However, I do disagree with much of Moore's criticisms of the V film: the problem wasn't that they changed the central conflict from anarchy v fascism to liberalism v neo-conservativism (which gives the film far too much credit), the problem was that they simplified everything to such an extent that the conflict became meaningless.  It was more 1984 (it even had John Hurt!  As Big Brother!) rewritten by a slightly slow and extremely optimistic twelve year old (whose edition was missing the last few pages) than anything else.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: pilsner on 29 Jul 2007, 07:10
I'm not sure that Moore believes his work above or beyond adaptation.  When Sin City was made, I heard that Frank Miller exercised a dictatorial level of creative control over all aspects of the film.  Moore, on the other hand, was merely offered the opportunity to collaborate on a script.  Collaborating on a script for studio movie is offering your ideas up as chum in a shark tank -- they're going to look a good deal different when the process is over and Moore is aware of that.  It appears that Moore lacks either the rights or the inclination to exercise the level of creative control that Miller did, and consequently declines to participate in the process.  Given the quality of V, From Hell, and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I can't say I blame him.

Personally, I was so satisfied by the best of Moore's work that a movie felt unnecessary anyway.  I mean it's a graphic novel for crying out loud.  At best, the movie will reproduce the emotional and intellectual impact of the book by either means.  To take the Sin City movie, for instance, as much as I loved it, I didn't feel it added significantly to the ground that the books had already covered.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 29 Jul 2007, 10:52
Nope, sorry. Love the dude's work but he thinks he's really above adaptation:

Quote from: BBC Interview, shortly after the release of 'V For Vendetta'
Originally I was content to just simply accept the money, that was offered when people had adapted my comic books into films. Eventually I decided to refuse to accept any of the money for the films, and to ask if my name could be taken off of them, so that I no longer had to endure the embarrasment of seeing my work travested in this manner. The first film that they made of my work was "From Hell" Which was an adaptation of my "Jack the Ripper" narrative... In which they replaced my gruff Dorset police constable with Johhny Depp's Absinthe-swigging dandy. The next film to be made from one of my books was the regrettable "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"... Where the only resemblence it had to my book was a similar title. The most recent film that they have made of mine is apparently this new "V for Vendetta" movie which was probably the final straw between me and Hollywood. They were written to be impossible to reproduce in terms of cinema, and so why not leave them simply as a comic in the way that they were intended to be. And if you are going to make them into films, please try to make them into better ones, than the ones I have been cursed with thus far.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: sandysmilinstrange on 29 Jul 2007, 10:59
They're so... young. I know there's lots of flashbacks in the comic and I know that what we're seeing in those pictures isn't what we'll see in the movie, but still...

I had a cold chill up my spine when I read the Veidt character description.
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 31 Jul 2007, 19:09
 The fact that they didn't try to pack the cast with superstar actors helps me maintain a little bit of hope that the movie will not be utter shit.
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Post by: Kosh on 01 Aug 2007, 05:55
I agree with cartilage head, and I'm trying to keep my hopes up. I don't know how faithful it will be to the original comic. Being completely honest, it'd be difficult to convey Watchmen properly in any other medium except, perhaps, as a high budget mini-series, animated or live-action. There are a myriad layers to the plot, subtleties, implications as well as the explicit text of the story, which would be very difficult to fit in a feature film.

If they manage to stay true to the spirit of it, unlike the bowdlerisation of V for Vendetta, I will be happy.
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Post by: the-artful-dodger-rodger on 04 Aug 2007, 13:11
here is another IGN article about the actors and characters of Watchmen  http://movies.ign.com/articles/810/810207p1.html
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Kaktion on 05 Aug 2007, 10:47
I'm trying to not be disappointed, but some of these actors don't really look like the characters, echoing an earlier statement, "they're too young and happy".  Jude Law, I think, would have been a perfect choice for Veidt, but alas, t'was not so. Malin Akerman looks nothing like the Silk Spectre II, but, as I said, I'm trying to look past that. I really am. Which is why I'm giving Rorschach's actor a chance because he looks like he might be able to pull off Rorschach, while masked, but I'm not familiar with his work. He just looks like he might be able to pull it off.

The Comedian's actor, while young, look really similar to him. Weird.
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Post by: thehoopiestfrood on 05 Aug 2007, 15:28
I found this today:

Quote
Was offered the lead role of Rorschach in the doomed movie adaptation of the comic book mini-series, The Watchmen. He turned it down because it would become too "Simon Pegg IS Rorschach."

but that sounds like it's not from this incarnation of the film.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 08 Aug 2007, 12:41
More News....


The cast of Zach Snyder's Watchmen is continuing to swell, with the latest addition of Carla Gugino. Gugino will play Sally Jupiter, first Silk Spectre and mother to superhero of the same name, played by Malin Akerman. If you haven't read the book, you're probably confused right about now, but sit down, maybe have a cup of tea, while we try to clear things up. If you're already clued up, maybe take yourself outside for a while and enjoy the sun.

The titular Watchmen were preceded by a group called The Minutemen, one of whom was Jupiter, a burlesque dancer, who took the hero name Silk Spectre. When she reaches an age where tights are better suited to holding in your varicose veins than keeping you unrestrained for crime-fighting, she retires and her moniker is later taken by her daughter. Gugino will play the role through various time periods, ageing as necessary.

The cast for the movie, which is due for release in March 2009, already includes Billy Crudup (Dr. Manhattan), Matthew Goode (Ozymandias), Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach), Jeffrey Dean Morgan (The Comedian), Patrick Wilson (Nite Owl).
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 28 Nov 2007, 00:58
Some set images...

http://rss.warnerbros.com/watchmen/ (http://rss.warnerbros.com/watchmen/)


My faith is growing
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Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Nov 2007, 01:20
Because someone knows how to construct a set based on pictures they already have drawn out for them?
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Post by: Johnny C on 28 Nov 2007, 07:45
If Snyder proved anything with 300 it's that he knows not to mess with visuals that work.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Nov 2007, 12:59
On the other hand, the look of Watchmen was a lot more than just having Nixon posters and a world that's just slightly different than the actual 80s.

The style of Watchmen was very much similar to the old Golden Age four-color comic books. It was very specifically that, because that's what it was about. Gibbons' art was just as important to the entire theme of the book as Moore's writing and even having shots that are exactly the same as any given panel loses some of that. Watchmen isn't just a comic book where the art is a vehicle for the story, the art is part of it too.

But, yes. Zach Snyder does know how to make good visuals. Dawn of the Dead was the best zombie movie ever made in terms of visual effects and pure visceral carnage. Too bad all of the subtext of Romero's version got lost in the pretty gore.

That couldn't possibly happen here, though, right?
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Post by: Johnny C on 28 Nov 2007, 13:43
Nah...
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Post by: De_El on 28 Nov 2007, 16:16
Some of the actors look like pretty good matches, and it's definitely good that they're unknowns.  That bit about Veidt is troubling.  If they turn him into a clear-cut good guy I'ma smack a bitch.

This is the sort of movie that I'm going to see regardless of quality or anything that I might learn about up to its release. If they piss on it, I'll have to know exactly where and how.
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 29 Nov 2007, 15:38
 I was very impressed with the set photos.
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Post by: Clobbersaurus on 15 Dec 2007, 21:29
the production team looks and acts like they actually give a shit.

that's all that matters. have at it.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Dec 2007, 23:09
Believe it or not, that's not all that matters.

An A for effort can still result in an F for finished product.
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Post by: KvP on 15 Dec 2007, 23:30
Too true.

I have no doubts that Snyder can pull off the visuals, it's what he's good at, but I'm skeptical re: his ability to translate the narrative in a satisfying way. Satisfying enough for everybody else, at least, I won't be seeing it. After I read Watchmen I felt more exhausted than anything, not that it was bad or anything, it's just not the sort of thing I want out of my movies.
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Post by: MusicScribbles on 16 Dec 2007, 17:11
The thing that I did like about 300 was that it was, panel for panel, the comic book. If this movie were to at least marginally represent that, especially with the dialogue, I will pleased.
Although I will be seeing this regardless anyway.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 16 Dec 2007, 17:39
300 was fluff as a comic book and as a movie.

It's Frank Miller.

It's easy.
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Post by: MusicScribbles on 16 Dec 2007, 18:45
You're right there Ozy, but I hope this means something when it comes to sticking with the source material.
Either way, I don't feel like I need to be reassured because the movie that is made will have no way of being affected by me. I can only watch as one of my favorite stories is either beshrined or demolished.
What I'm saying is that instead of worrying over whether or not this movie is going to let us down horribly, we should discuss the way the movie is being made to adapt the source material.
I'm going to see this whether or not it's 'supposed to suck'.
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Post by: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2007, 09:04
Dave Gibbons visited the set.

Quote from: http://rss.warnerbros.com/watchmen/2007/12/dave_gibbons_visits_the_set_pa_1.html
It's perhaps the most surreal experience of my life.

There they are, in a shadowy clubhouse, standing around a map of the USA, just as we'd imagined them. The smoke of the Comedian's cigar hangs in the air as I drink in the details of the scene. Framed old copies of The New York Gazette tell stories of past exploits; trophies glint in glass-fronted display cases; Moloch's solar weapon shines in a dusty corner and over there, on its mannequin stand, the faded costume of the original Nite Owl keeps silent vigil.

Then, a sudden flash of unearthly blue light announces the arrival of Dr. Manhattan and the tableau comes to life. The voices of quarreling heroes rise and fall, a Zippo flares and the map catches fire.

Somewhere, someone shouts "Cut!"

And I'm standing amongst them. Nite Owl shakes my hand. The Comedian slaps me on the back. Silk Spectre smiles a dazzling greeting. I'm overwhelmed by the depth and detail of what I'm seeing.

But more than that. I'm overwhelmed by the commitment, the passion, the palpable desire to do this right.

I'm starting to feel a glow that eclipses even Dr. Manhattan's...

-Dave Gibbons
December 2007
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Post by: bryanthelion on 24 Dec 2007, 06:53
I just bought the novel! I'm having a great time with it and I cant wait for the movie.
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Post by: Felix_ on 25 Dec 2007, 19:59
This film will be an abomination. Wait, you'll see.
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Post by: Tom on 26 Dec 2007, 15:27
Just finished the graphic novel. Hopefully this won't be a disaster like all the other movie adaptations of graphic novels/comics.
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Post by: bryanthelion on 26 Dec 2007, 17:44
Wait...the guy from fucking grey's anatomy is playing the comedian?


Now I'm worried.
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Post by: Tom on 26 Dec 2007, 18:51
He was/is also the father of Sam and Dean Winchester in Supernatural. I can draw no minor physical resemblance between him and the person who's going to play Laurie. Alas, this is not a perfect world.
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Post by: Shadows Collide on 30 Dec 2007, 20:53
Is McDREAMY IN THIS??
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Post by: beat mouse on 31 Dec 2007, 04:27
@ Comedian comments:

also, Judah Botwin from Weeds. I'm forcing myself to withhold any preconceived opinions, doubts or not. I just really need to witness the finished product before I can say either which way.
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Post by: bryanthelion on 31 Dec 2007, 05:54
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Ozymandias on 31 Dec 2007, 10:54
Doctors Fucking Grey's Anatomy is one of the worst things to happen to American culture ever.
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Post by: MusicScribbles on 31 Dec 2007, 11:27
I don't think 0bsessions question has been answered yet, and I want it answered as well. Who the fuck is McSteamy?
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Post by: Johnny C on 01 Jan 2008, 09:01
I love the "judged solely on looks" part.
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Post by: bryanthelion on 07 Jan 2008, 17:18
Well, if you bring up THOSE pictures..
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Post by: bryanthelion on 08 Jan 2008, 05:38
I respectfully remove my candidate for The Comedian.

I think Catherine Zeta jones should be the silhouette though. She looks more like her.
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Post by: Faker on 20 Feb 2008, 16:31
Rorschach in action...


(http://www.empireonline.com/images/news/temp/watchmen_rorschach.jpg)
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Post by: Skyrocket on 20 Feb 2008, 17:44
While I'm still a bit bummed that Ron Pearlman won't be the Comedian I'm still really excited about this movie. Most everything I've seen has been positive in my book.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 28 Feb 2008, 15:04
My hopes for the Watchmen movie have just taken a jump up a notch or two.

Anyone who has read the graphic novel will know there is a comic within the comic called Tales Of The Black Freighter, which I, and I think most other people, assumed would be impossible to include in the film adaptation.

Whilst it's not appearing in the film itself apparently Zack Snyder is directing an animated short of Tales Of The Black Freighter to accompany the film, probably for the DVD release.

And Gerard Butler is voicing the ships captain!


I'm really given hope by the level of respect they are showing  to the source material on decisions like this.

Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 28 Feb 2008, 15:41
This was my SOURCE (http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=22088)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 29 Feb 2008, 11:02
The "style of a Japanese anime"? What the hell does that mean?
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Post by: Ozymandias on 29 Feb 2008, 12:01
I'm hoping that Snyder has a specific style in mind, something more akin to Akira, and that when he told Butler, dude was like "wut's that lol" and Snyder told him and Butler just took away "oh its an japanimation lol" rather than Snyder just saying "lets do this animey like because thats hot with the kiddies lol".

At any rate, it doesn't really fit the Black Freighter ANYWAY. They should be doing it like the old Superman cartoons if they want to do it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 29 Feb 2008, 13:22
I dunno, seeing it done in Fist Of The North Star style would be pretty fuckin' rad.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: bryanthelion on 29 Feb 2008, 16:02
What the fuck were they smoking when they decided to make it an anime?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: donovangelonardo on 01 Mar 2008, 00:01
I'm nervous about any logic that compares adapting Watchmen to adapting 300.  300 already was laid out in a VERY cinematic style (someone has said it before, the book itself is already in widescreen) while Watchmen is very very limited in its storytelling style.  The narrative is stellar, but let's face it, almost every damn page is a 3x3 rectangular layout of panels.  Not very groundbreaking you know?  So here's the way I see it:  Snyder just had to recreate the look of 300 because the narrative was not really a big deal, and due to the cinematic layout of the book a lot of the work was already done for him.  In Watchmen, the look is more subtle and the action is not really the main focus, so in order to translate it to film he's going to need to bring a lot of energy and movement to some kind of stodgy action scenes (I know somebody's bound to argue with me on this one, but really, just compare the 9 step action scenes present in WM to the splash pages in 300 that scream MAKE ME INTO A MOVIE RARRR). 

Watchmen's strength and staying power is in its narrative, which in my mind should be easy to capture.  I mean, I know everyone else would rather see a miniseries, but I really think there's a central essential story in Watchmen that could be pared down and lifted into the movie, it's not really an ephemeral storyline guys.

Anyway, my point is that Snyder has more work cut out for him because he's going to have to balance the impulse to pump this full of crazy action (which it needs, in moderation) and following the grand story line(s) Moore has given him.  Also, I am going to see it just for the squid monster.  If they leave that out, I'm burning down Snyder's house.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: rancidhooligan on 01 Mar 2008, 09:18
Watchmen's strength and staying power is in its narrative, which in my mind should be easy to capture.  I mean, I know everyone else would rather see a miniseries, but I really think there's a central essential story in Watchmen that could be pared down and lifted into the movie, it's not really an ephemeral storyline guys.

I think you may be corrected but we'll have to see how they elect to do it.  Many times it seems as though too much is cut out and, unless you are familiar with the source material, the movie seems choppy and some important things may not make much sense (see the last few Harry Potter films for examples of this.)

I did not know The Watchmen had been greenlit as a film until I started reading this thread and aIm a little nervous about it.  I will see it, certainly but perhaps not more than once.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Aceandcups on 04 Mar 2008, 19:25
I tried explaining this to a friend and it came off as superheroes with problems. But it's so much more than that.

Zack Snyder must shoot for a R or else the book-to-movie translation will feel stale.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 04 Mar 2008, 19:49
*post now n/a*

Now let us all continue discussing what will hopefully be an excellent adaptation of this book!
 

Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Gridgm on 05 Mar 2008, 03:19
I tried explaining this to a friend and it came off as superheroes with problems. But it's so much more than that.

Zack Snyder must shoot for a R or else the book-to-movie translation will feel stale.

i really never quite got why the americans set there bar for an r rated movie so low...still i think if they want to give roarsache any jsutice it will be MA by australian ratings (i shudder to think of the hot fat in prison)
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Post by: beat mouse on 05 Mar 2008, 16:58
In other words, sucktastic.

I raise you one:
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5486/afrosamuraieb2.jpg)
and also one:
(http://images.comicbookresources.com/reel/gothamknight/Bat_Punch.jpg)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Aceandcups on 05 Mar 2008, 18:53
Image from signature has been removed.

The Batman Anime caught me off guard, but I remember seeing a making of video and it explained how the samurai fights with honor and the villain fights with distrust/cheap tactics. And now Deadshot is going to be the villain in the film, so that all kind of works out.

Back on the Watchmen: flashbacks gotta be handled carefully. The idea of a layered film is something that is really present in Snyder's previous films. But then again, I'm sure that comicbook fans are one of the hardest crowds to please. *insert jokes about nerds noticing everything wrong in a scene*
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Mar 2008, 19:05
Really? Because comic book fans seem pretty darn pleased with X1 & 2, Batman, and the upcoming Iron Man, even with all the liberties the writers/directors took.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Aceandcups on 05 Mar 2008, 21:34
You misinterpreted what I was saying, but that's possible in a text environment. I'm also including myself in the nerd category or else I wouldn't be posting in a thread about a comic book adaptation. GRAPHIC NOVEL NYAHHH! *takes hit from inhaler*
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: CamusCanDo on 06 Mar 2008, 00:45
Since this seems to be the offical Watchmen thread I saw no reason to post a new thread for this:

Actors in costume:

http://rss.warnerbros.com/watchmen/2008/03/one_year_to_go_1.html

I jizzed all over the place for an hour straight after seeing them.

My thoughts.

The Comedian and Rorschach look the best out of the buch IMO. Which, y'know, isn't saying a whole lot since Rorschach's get-up is pretty basic. But still.

I don't mind Nite-Owl's costume. Sure it's been modernized, less cloth and more stylized latex. The thing I always loved is that he always had a paunch, it would be great to see a dude in that outfit with a bit of a belly going on. I'm pretty damned excited they kept Archie in the mix.

I've decided I hate the Ozymandias costume. Reason? Nipples. I can understand it since it's been based on the Roman chestplate armor, but...nipples. The dude pulls off the character quite nicely. Better than expected actually.

Ok, now, that's just one unflattering picture of the Silk Spectre. It looks as if she's about to pop a squat in the middle of a burning building. I like what they've done with her costume, not much has been changed other than the bits that were hangy are now part of a full suit. I like it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Aceandcups on 06 Mar 2008, 14:38
The Comedian definitely has a sadistic look in his eye. The Owl's outfit looks like it follows the description that was put out in the book, when the original Owl was talking about strength versus mobility and being bullet proof.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: De_El on 06 Mar 2008, 17:26
Wait, what? Why does Adrian Veidt look like a cubicle worm?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 06 Mar 2008, 19:29
Oh, holy shit. Holy shit, guys.

Holy shit.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 06 Mar 2008, 20:26
?

I thought we had already established that Snyder would get the visuals down.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 07 Mar 2008, 15:22
Nite Owl is not perfect for the sole reason that a major part of the character is that he's a paunchy middle-aged man who shouldn't really be in the fight anymore.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Mar 2008, 15:35
But he DOES look paunchy.  Did you enlarge the picture?  He's got some sort of stomach bulge going on.  And it looks like his cheeks had to be squeezed into the helmet.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 07 Mar 2008, 15:45
I don't see it, no. I think there's too much plastic chainmail in the way.

Also why the goddamn balls does Veidt have nipples on his suit?

At this point, my last hope for this movie is they go crazy meta and make a comic book movie based on a comic book that deconstructed and analyzed comic books to do the same to comic book movies. That is my last hope.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Storm Rider on 07 Mar 2008, 17:28
But you can't really tell that from the costume even in the comic.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Rizzo on 07 Mar 2008, 20:54
I reckon the costumes look fantastic...
Besides, we all know exactly how the movie is going to finish so all this fanboy debate is irrelevant.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: warofthebees on 08 Mar 2008, 04:18
Nit Owl looks out of shape...for a super hero.  For a regular guy, he looks like he's in decent shape...otherwise, he looks like the character.

Comedian looks great.  I wish Burt Reynolds was playing him, though.  It just fits, to me.

Silk Spectre looks good...I guess they went with a Psylocke-style thing instead of the original miniskirt.

Ozymandias.  Boo.  Besides the fact that he looks like someone came in his office and surprised him while he was trying on the suit, it just doesn't look right. 

Rorschach looks awesome. 

I'm really looking forward to this movie.  I don't think it will be 100% faithful, but who cares?  I like Zack Snyder's directing based on the 2 movies he's...well, I like Zack Snyder's directing.  Fanboys will rip this apart like a dog on a ham, but they probably would even is Alan Moore himself wrote and directed the damn thing.
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Post by: bryanthelion on 08 Mar 2008, 09:57
I dunno though. I wish they kept the original costumes.

I think the whole point with some of them were SUPPOSED to be geeky and 60's batman. I think modernizing it took away from the whole ideal of glory days and stuff.

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Post by: Border Reiver on 08 Mar 2008, 10:18
Looking at Night Owl's costume, its appropriate that he's a little out of shape - I mean did you read the comic?  He's got a paunch there.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: beat mouse on 08 Mar 2008, 13:57
I dunno though. I wish they kept the original costumes.

I think the whole point with some of them were SUPPOSED to be geeky and 60's batman. I think modernizing it took away from the whole ideal of glory days and stuff.



I withhold the possibility of different costumes in flashbacks >_>
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jackie Blue on 08 Mar 2008, 17:24
I dunno though. I wish they kept the original costumes.

I think the whole point with some of them were SUPPOSED to be geeky and 60's batman.

Movie studios like to actually make money on movies.  If they have to sacrafice some of the original style to tell the story, that's fine by me.

As it stands, from what I can tell, most Watchmen fans are already poised to hate the fuck out of the film, and the producers likely know this, so they kinda have to also appeal to normal film-goers.
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Post by: Muppet King on 08 Mar 2008, 19:09
They really don't have to appeal to people unfamiliar with Watchmen.  The fans are indeed poised to hate the film, but they'll go see it at least once just because it's a Watchmen movie.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jackie Blue on 08 Mar 2008, 19:23
Yes, but considering how big-budget this film is, and considering how relatively few Watchmen fans there really are, if every Watchmen fan goes and sees this once, it won't make much money at all.

Seriously, they have to make it something that is of interest to more than just existing fans.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Gridgm on 09 Mar 2008, 01:00
considering how relatively few Watchmen fans there really are

...what?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Hat on 09 Mar 2008, 01:13
I think Zerodrone is saying relative to more accessible, well known comic book properties. I mean everyone knows who Spiderman and the X-Men are, I am not convinced you could sell this movie and make a decent profit on the basis of the hardcore fans either.

I mean, the parallel isn't perfect but look at Serenity. Firefly had a massive cult following but yet barely broke even, despite the fact that Browncoats saw the movie ridiculous numbers of times.

Movies are made and broken by the general public, not by the geeks.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Mar 2008, 01:53
Right. Which makes me ask: why make this movie at all?

The Watchmen fans don't want it. The general public has no clue about it and doesn't care. Where's the profit?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jackie Blue on 09 Mar 2008, 05:23
I mean, the parallel isn't perfect but look at Serenity. Firefly had a massive cult following but yet barely broke even, despite the fact that Browncoats saw the movie ridiculous numbers of times.

Exactly, AND despite the fact that pretty much any way you slice it, even if you had never heard of Firefly before, Serenity was an awesome flick.

And yet hardly anybody went to see it.

I guess I'm in the minority of being a Watchmen fan and also excited about the film.  If it's even marginally decent, I'll be happy, because well, where's the harm in its existence even if it sucks on toast?  I've never understood the fanrage "they ruined it!" mentality.  I look at it like, hey, at least they tried.  Better a shitty Watchmen movie than another shitty Fantastic Four movie or whatever.

All that said, I'm still waiting on a damn Sandman adaptation.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Hat on 09 Mar 2008, 05:45
I just realised how much more of a fan of Sandman I am than Watchmen because when I thought about that I was outraged at the thought of them trying to do justice to Sandman in a movie instead of the full miniseries it so obviously deserves.

Yet I don't really mind that Watchmen is only getting the movie treatment!

And Ozymandis has a good point, but the flipside of that is that it inspires a lot of hope that maybe they've just looked at the story and really seen something that resonates, that would make a powerful and compelling movie.

I mean I like to think that if the desire to make a movie isn't motivated by money, it can only really be motivated by a powerful desire to tell a story, and anyone who thinks this movie is going to ride the same wave as the marvel comics franchises is fucking batshit insane.

I'm probably just naive though.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 09 Mar 2008, 06:05
I wonder how popular Sandman is in Japan?  I could totally get behind an anime Sandman series.

I could see a stand-alone film working if they used The Doll's House as the source material.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Gridgm on 09 Mar 2008, 16:32
I just realised how much more of a fan of Sandman I am than Watchmen because when I thought about that I was outraged at the thought of them trying to do justice to Sandman in a movie instead of the full miniseries it so obviously deserves.

Yet I don't really mind that Watchmen is only getting the movie treatment!

i think the deal with sandman is the same deal with pratchett adaptions DON'T FUCK WITH THE SOURCE MATERIAL

...that being said watchmen is about 200 pages sandman is about 2000 they'd have to do about a movie per trade to pull off the whole story line and what company wants to comit to 10 movies
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Post by: Johnny C on 09 Mar 2008, 17:24
Warner Bros., probably (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_%28film_series%29).
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jackie Blue on 10 Mar 2008, 00:14
i think the deal with sandman is the same deal with pratchett adaptions DON'T FUCK WITH THE SOURCE MATERIAL

Huh?  Hogfather was really great, and I haven't heard anything too bad about the animated ones, either.  The upcoming Colour of Magic seems like it will be pretty good, too.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Mar 2008, 00:49
Warner Bros., probably (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_%28film_series%29).

There's a pretty dang big difference between possibly the most popular series of novels in the history of the world and Sandman.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 10 Mar 2008, 00:57
On the plus side, Stardust made a pretty decent amount of money (about 50 million over its budget, not even counting DVD sales/rentals) so it is remotely conceivable that someone could get behind a series of Sandman films.

EDIT: Stardust made 50 million profit, not 50 million total.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Gridgm on 10 Mar 2008, 04:01
i think the deal with sandman is the same deal with pratchett adaptions DON'T FUCK WITH THE SOURCE MATERIAL

Huh?  Hogfather was really great, and I haven't heard anything too bad about the animated ones, either.  The upcoming Colour of Magic seems like it will be pretty good, too.


i agree hog father was great...now where did they fuck with the source material in that...it was one of the better straight adaptions i've seen
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: warofthebees on 10 Mar 2008, 23:10
I guess I'm in the minority of being a Watchmen fan and also excited about the film.

Stand firm, brother. 
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KharBevNor on 11 Mar 2008, 18:38
At this point, my last hope for this movie is they go crazy meta and make a comic book movie based on a comic book that deconstructed and analyzed comic books to do the same to comic book movies. That is my last hope.

There is a serious chance that they're doing this.

Consider some of the things they might have to change. For example, Tales of the Black Freighter works as a comic within a comic, but a comic within a movie? More likely a tv show or movie within a movie. I think it's more than likely that they've adapted the visual style somewhat to riff on comic book movies, and really, that's only proper. Crunch time: If they were just going to make the story straight, there wouldn't be much point in adapting it. Watchmen isn't action-heavy at all, so you wouldn't even get many cool fight scenes. If they didn't do something at least mildly clever with it there wouldn't be much point.

My big worry is that they're going to move the story to the present day. Post cold-war. You may struggle to see how that would work, but look at the film adaptation of V for Vendetta. Yeah, it lost out big time because they mangled the politics completely and therefore it ultimately made no sense*, but you have to admit they way they adapted the basic story to the modern situation was somewhat clever. I REALLY can't see how Watch-Men will work without the cold war though. However, given that Watchmen is set in an alternate universe, and that it doesn't really matter who the nuclear war is with**. The real problem, as the reception of Cloverfield has shown, is how hard it will be to make a movie which involves the destruction of New York without invoking 9/11. A complete re-tool of Watchmens plot around those events is imaginable, but hardly desirable, unless tackled with real skill.

*Watchmen will win out in this arena, as it is driven almost entirely by fairly simple, yet profound, questions of morality, rather than political theory.
** I hereby bet five quid that Russia is replaced with China, Nixon with Bush, and Redford with Gore.
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Post by: Johnny C on 11 Mar 2008, 18:53
Snyder is apparently sticking to '85 (http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?id=38891).

Quote from: Zack Snyder
They feel like it's a movie, and they get it now, and they're into 1985, and they're into the Cold War and Nixon and all the cool bits.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Mar 2008, 02:19
That solves a lot of potential problems.
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Post by: warofthebees on 12 Mar 2008, 23:25
Sticking to '85 is what gives me faith about this movie.  It would be too easy to replace Russia with China/mideast, Nixon with a Bush-like figure, then keep going "Hey look!  POLITICS!"

V for Vendetta made that mistake, which has been pointed out, and that movie was all the more weaker for it.
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Post by: StreetSpirit on 21 Mar 2008, 12:35
My fingers are crossed for a successful transistion from novel to screen.
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Post by: CamusCanDo on 24 Mar 2008, 04:19
All that said, I'm still waiting on a damn Sandman adaptation.

'Death and the High Cost of Living' is being made into a movie adaptation from the comic book spinoff series. Which I think is as close as we're ever going to get to the Sandman universe on the bigscreen. Although the deal with HBO to bring 'Preacher' as a tv series has me seriously hoping that if all goes well, along with Watchmen, will see a change in the amount of mature comics being adapted to the big and small screen.
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Post by: pilsner on 26 Mar 2008, 20:45
Interesting: the Hayter script apparently keeps a catastrophe for the end, but switches the method (http://movies.ign.com/articles/545/545644p1.html).  Of course Snyder has apparently made major changes (http://www.superherohype.com/news/300news.php?id=4610) to the Hayter script.  I'm still undecided as to whether I'd see this if they avert the catastrophe, which I still expect is how the movie will end.
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Post by: RobbieOC on 21 Apr 2008, 23:20
That made me feel pretty good about the movie! Visually, at least.
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Post by: Faker on 29 May 2008, 01:58
Another image from the forthcoming movie.

Got to say, I'm impressed with how close to the comic this looks!

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Minutemen...

(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2008/mmpic.jpg)
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Post by: beat mouse on 29 May 2008, 02:56
[img^^^]


AWESOME.
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Post by: CamusCanDo on 29 May 2008, 03:52
I like the fact that the image looks like it was taken by a group of people who really dig the comic and decided to dress up as The Minutemen for a dress up party.
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Post by: Spluff on 29 May 2008, 04:18
Hooded Justice looks pretty shoddy (definitely doesn't have the build - look at those skinny legs), but apart from that, looks pretty good.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 29 May 2008, 11:45
Mothman's costume is slightly wrong and Sally Jupiter's arms are supposed to be crossed.

No good. No good at all.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 29 May 2008, 12:05
People from the 40's didn't pack bulges that big either.  I want a redo, Zack Snyder.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 29 May 2008, 12:39
Mothman's costume is slightly wrong and Sally Jupiter's arms are supposed to be crossed.

If you are not being facetious with that grievance, I will be so ashamed to admit I've spoken to you before, Jordan.
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Post by: carrotosaurus on 29 May 2008, 12:41
That image actually slightly restores my faith in this.
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Post by: Johnny C on 29 May 2008, 17:45
You can definitely see Night Owl's cock.

I don't mean a bulge, I mean the actual cock.
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Post by: rynne on 02 Jun 2008, 10:38
I like the fact that the image looks like it was taken by a group of people who really dig the comic and decided to dress up as The Minutemen for a dress up party.

Exactly. Under the Hood makes it clear that the first generation were all amateurs who were making it up as they went.  They should look like cosplayers, ‘cause that’s essentially what they were: normal people playing at being superheroes.

Every production shot I see from the film makes it look better and better.  If as much care is put into the screenplay as the set and costume design, this could be really good.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Jun 2008, 13:03
All that said, I'm still waiting on a damn Sandman adaptation.

'Death and the High Cost of Living' is being made into a movie adaptation from the comic book spinoff series.
You, sir, just made my day.
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Post by: Dissy on 06 Jun 2008, 11:55
I'm looking forward to thie movie.

And this guy has an awesome teaser poster:
http://shokxone-studios.deviantart.com/art/Watchmen-2654249 (http://shokxone-studios.deviantart.com/art/Watchmen-2654249)
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 06 Jun 2008, 20:22
I wish that was the real teaser poster.
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Post by: MaidMarian on 16 Jun 2008, 10:47

Malin Akerman (upcoming Farelly brothers movie The Heartbreak Kid) is The Silk Spectre aka Laurie Juspeczyk, token female superhero of the band who resents being the token female and was once involved with Dr Manhattan.



Malin rocks!!! *\o/*  *\o/*   Woo hoo!  Ex-BRB staff love for Malin!  *\o/*  *\o/*
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Post by: CamusCanDo on 17 Jul 2008, 15:28
Guys WATCHMEN TRAILER (http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/articles/4851.asp)
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Post by: Ozymandias on 17 Jul 2008, 15:38
God, Snyder has such an eye for gorgeous style.

Still no faith in this movie, but damn that's pretty.
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Post by: CamusCanDo on 17 Jul 2008, 15:40
God, Snyder has such an eye for gorgeous style.

Still no faith in this movie, but damn that's pretty.

Oh man, if anything that has totally got me on board with the movie.
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Post by: KvP on 17 Jul 2008, 16:49
Yeah, it's a little too BOOM HEADSHOT for my tastes, but with trailers... you never know, really. I keep hearing good things from test audiences and Devin Faraci, but on the other hand, fuck test audiences, and Devin Faraci is a goddamn fraternity boy.

There was a shot in the trailer I thought might've been a HUGE SPOILER but I was mistaken, twas from the Vietnam flashbacks.

Is it just me, or has Dr. Manhattan muscled up for the movie? I seem to recall the comic character being slimmer, more athletic and less bulky. Might just be me, though.
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Post by: the-artful-dodger-rodger on 17 Jul 2008, 18:31
Fuck me backwards if that wasn't the worst trailer I have seen in a good while.

wasnt that bad, I will still watch these watchmen.
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Post by: Dissy on 17 Jul 2008, 18:35
I am in class, Just saw the trailer.  Biggest hard-on I've had for a while.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 17 Jul 2008, 21:16
Dr. Manhattan was definitely seriously buff in the comics.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 17 Jul 2008, 22:42
Yeah. Dr. Manhattan looked super strong.

And super naked.

Thunder girl! She flies- like thunder!
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: talon on 18 Jul 2008, 01:08
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/watchmen/trailer

im sold, rather have been sold for a while. as if zack snyder could mess this up... it's gonna be awesome, as in jaw dropping
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: CamusCanDo on 18 Jul 2008, 05:30
Oh god, oh dear god. The remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still looks fucking horrible.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: carrotosaurus on 18 Jul 2008, 16:17
The trailer really didn't do anything for me. Which is sad because I want to love this movie so bad.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 19 Jul 2008, 04:01
 I like the trailer. Only problem is how 300-esque it is. Hopefully that is just because it is a trailer and the actual movie won't be like that.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Spluff on 19 Jul 2008, 04:15
That trailer is ridiculously good.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: allison on 19 Jul 2008, 06:28
Jeffrey Dean Morgan is amazing, I was pleased when he was cast.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Betagold on 19 Jul 2008, 10:02
I was flipping out when I saw the trailer before TDK.  Then I realized I was the only one in my group of friends that knew what it was.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: wesleyv on 19 Jul 2008, 11:04
Trailer felt bland but still think it could be a good film.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Gridgm on 19 Jul 2008, 18:00
from reading in various areas people seem to be split into two groups

the people who think it looks good

and the people who have read watchmen and are worried by the fact that it looks too stylish (not the right word but i think you know what i mean... garish maybe)

for the moment i think i'm inclined to go with the second option at least until we get a few more teasers
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Spluff on 19 Jul 2008, 18:34
I'm sorry, but making the movie look less good (???) and releasing it only for people who have read the comic would be financial suicide. So far it looks like it has stayed very faithful to the source material and delivered well to both the public and those who had read the comic, and I think that is the best thing that we are going to get.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: crohnsy on 19 Jul 2008, 22:37
Anyways what if the movie is completely amazing and blows your fucking mind.  Why do you feel just because its 'hollywood' it has to suck if it turns a profit? Can somebody go about making a movie with the idea of making a shitton of money AND making it really good?


y so srs?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 20 Jul 2008, 00:05
Of course - but throw a glance at what a spectacular job the major studios have done at screwing over every single comic book adaption as well. The trailer reaffirms my fear that Watchmen will join the ranks of butchered comic books. If you read backwards into the thread you'll see how excited I have been for this movie, because I really did believe it had great potential, but after seeing some actual footage my enthusiasm has faltered quite a bit.

I would like to point out the movie this trailer was attached to. Just, you know, pointing that out.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Jul 2008, 18:48
I know basically nothing about Watchmen, having never read the comics and not having been aware of the comic before this thread started. That said, I can totally see where Anyways is coming from. The trailer made the film look kind of shallow and heavily stylized and through this thread I've gathered that Watchmen is not really about that. I'm totally going to see it and I'll probably enjoy the shit out of it but it has a definite "silly" feel to it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jackie Blue on 20 Jul 2008, 22:38
That's a seriously awesome trailer but I don't really remember any of that shit being in the comic.   :?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Spluff on 20 Jul 2008, 22:54
It was all in the comic.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jackie Blue on 20 Jul 2008, 23:00
I guess I need to read it again.  I don't remember it having like... action and shit, until the last 20 pages or so.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 20 Jul 2008, 23:43
Most of that trailer was shot for shot from the comic.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: CamusCanDo on 20 Jul 2008, 23:45
All I want to see is Billy Cruddup's digitalized blue penis. Goddamn there better be penis.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 21 Jul 2008, 00:16
I can totally understand where Anyways is coming from. Slick isn't really a word that comes to mind with the Watchmen. The characters were intentionally a rather shabby lot; only Dr. Manhattan and (to a much lesser extent; he's freakishly fast but still pretty mundane by comic standards) Ozymandias are superhuman. By the standards of most comics these guys are just a bunch of disturbed shmucks parading around in some strikingly retro costumes (or in an obvious exception, blue and naked). There's times where the Watchmen is aggressively anachronistic in visual style and they often seem to deliberately keep the main characters off frame and instead focus on mundane, gritty or outright ugly details. There wasn't even any goofy stylized comic book sound effects drawn into the action, and for once the naked guy is actually naked! The Watchmen is essentially the anti-Spawn.

I actually feel kind of bewildered and sorry for everyone involved when I think about trying to pull off a Watchmen movie. Converting the Watchmen isn't the same as porting over Batman to the big screen; it's a story, not an icon, and there isn't really an easily accessible mythos attached. As Dark Knight has proven, there's wiggle room for telling your own Batman stories while still reaping the benefits of having characters people are familiar with. I'm not sure if the same could be said of the Watchmen, which puts an awful lot of pressure on director and screenwriter, since the comic is ridiculously dense despite being "only" a dozen issues.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: De_El on 21 Jul 2008, 01:13
Did anyone else notice their choice of song for the trailer and find it ironic?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: johnny5 on 21 Jul 2008, 06:52
Saw the trailer, it looked...okay. The trailer song was pretty horrendous, the CGI looked horrible (ship coming out of the water and sort of hovering there for us to see how fake it looks), and none of the actors look that good. The fact the 300 guy is directing it isn't very encouraging either.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Jul 2008, 12:10
Here (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37561) is an interview with Matthew Goode, the guy who plays Ozymandias.  The first half of the interview is about Watchmen, which seems promising.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 21 Jul 2008, 12:15
having never read Watchmen, i will see this movie.

i have faith in the 300 guy, whatever his name may be, to deliver some sweet imagery and classy editing.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: De_El on 21 Jul 2008, 21:53
It was the song Smashing Pumpkins did for Batman & Robin, only it was a slowed down mix of it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Rizzo on 21 Jul 2008, 22:17
Saw the trailer, it looked...okay. The trailer song was pretty horrendous, the CGI looked horrible (ship coming out of the water and sort of hovering there for us to see how fake it looks), and none of the actors look that good. The fact the 300 guy is directing it isn't very encouraging either.
Picky picky picky. Actors all looked just fine, CGI was on par with just about everything else and 300 was a decent film. I have faith.

Currently rereading Watchmen.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: talon on 22 Jul 2008, 00:47
the smashing pumpkins song was all ready chill and slowed down "the beginning is the end is the beginning" (not to be mistaken with the same more up-beat and faster "the end is the beginning is the end")
as for the trailer, everything looks awesome to me. i love both independant and big budget films (hope someday to see an indie creation of mine on the big screen) but i think you can't help but throw money at a project like this that has such a large scope and almost demands the production of a big time studio. having read and as a fan of Watchmen i think it will be really good and do really good at the box office as well, so what if people are getting payed. i can't wait to spend my money and be amazed, and then talk with my nerd friends about what was completely spot on and what they coulda done better. I believe in Zack Snyder.
and i know they won't be able to cram everything in the movie because the book is a lot of story for 2 hours and i'm okay with that, just like i am mostly okay with many comic book based renditions onto film. can't make all the fans happy, just look at frank miller's Dark Knight Returns, one of the best batman story/graphic novel in publication but does it follow the exact DC universe? No, but it' still awesome.
keep the comic book movies comin', the more the merrier... even the crappy ones, its an endless resource for film adaptation. better than all the horrible spoof movies of late.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Faker on 22 Jul 2008, 11:24
That's a seriously awesome trailer but I don't really remember any of that shit being in the comic.   :?


Here (http://www.empireonline.com/trailer/breakdown/watchmen/default.asp?NID=22951) is a pretty good trailer to comic comparison.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Gridgm on 22 Jul 2008, 20:58
wow...i still have the same complaints about the trailer but damn it looked good on imax
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 22 Jul 2008, 22:02
 That is a pretty awesome thing. The stills look really cool. The only character's appearance I don't know about is Veidt.. he looks so young.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: IronOxide on 23 Jul 2008, 07:55
I think all of the costumes and stuff are pretty well modernized, and I actually feel pretty good about the appearance of Veidt. I am worried about the Nite Owl though. He is supposed to look like a sort of washed-up batman, not like peak of his life batman. But I am still happy with the way the trailer looks. Not quite how I would have taken the Rorschach voice, but it seems to be a liberty that could work.

I am more excited about this film now than I have been in a long time, but I will remain cautious. Maybe I'll be more likely to go for it opening night now, though.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: DoubleAW on 23 Jul 2008, 12:50
I saw this trailer while watching TDK and immediately remembered that I had not yet read Watchmen. I proceeded to do so.

They better not fuck this up. Fortunately, judging by the trailer, it looks like it's gonna go pretty well. Hopefully.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Spluff on 24 Jul 2008, 03:56
Not quite how I would have taken the Rorschach voice, but it seems to be a liberty that could work.

To be fair, it's a comic book and therefore the sound of his voice wasn't recorded. I suspect each person imagines his voice in a different way.

That said, it was pretty much how I imagined it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: carrotosaurus on 25 Jul 2008, 05:38
Just be thankful they didn't use the bat-voice.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: pilsner on 25 Jul 2008, 12:25
Actually, hearing the voice of Rorschach in the trailer made me hate Bale's bat-voice just a little more.  I thought the trailer was great, and was very impressed with the fidelity to the comic book, almost scene by scene.  They were clever in that they definitely meant to spur on the the hard-core fan base  by including some pretty important scenes completely out of context, particularly the scene of the Comedian with a flamethrower in Vietnam, and the scene where multiple Dr. Manhattans at a delicate time drives Laurie away.

What I'm reading online is that while Snyder changed the ending,  it won't be a happy ending (http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/07/16/patrick-wilson-says-watchmen-ending-remains-the-same/).  Now that I think about, there are some things that I'm really hoping they change.  Remember how Nite Owl cracked Ozy's code before discovering the conspiracy Ozy engineered? 

Nite Owl:  Ramses

Computer:  Warm!  Want to try again?

Nite Owl:  Trojan

Computer:  Awww, and you were getting so close

Nite Owl:  Ramses II

Computer:  Hurray!  Here are all the secret files!

Sure you could argue that Ozy made it easy because he wanted Nite Owl there, but I mean come on.  At least make him upload a virus from a Macbook or something.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: minorbird on 27 Jul 2008, 02:41
Quote
Fans of Alan Moore's seminal graphic novel Watchmen have another reason to be excited (or apprehensive). The upcoming Warner Bros. Pictures film adaptation is already faced with the daunting task of capturing the nuanced and layered story of the original comics, but the studio's interactive entertainment arm today announced it would further adapt the film into games.

Full article here
 (http://au.gamespot.com/news/6194913.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;7)

Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 27 Jul 2008, 18:16
...

Actually, I could see it working as a Max Payne-esque video game.

It won't be. It'll be a POS terrible crappy shovelware franchise video game, but in theory it would've been good.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Surgoshan on 27 Jul 2008, 22:00
I saw the trailer when I went to see Dark Knight and, while I know nothing about Watchmen, I now want to see the movie.  I'm worried, though, because it looks ambitious as hell.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Lines on 28 Jul 2008, 09:50
I too saw it for DK and know nothing about Watchmen, but now I want to read the comic. So I'll probably buy that next time I'm in the comic store...

(Also, I'm kind of happy with the casting choices. I like everyone they picked, even though they aren't that well known.)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 28 Jul 2008, 15:03
My biggest worry remains the Comedian; mishandling him and his relationships could leave the movie feeling about as awkward as Ctrl-Alt-Del's miscarriage storyline.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Oct 2008, 17:55
Spoilers ahoy, but apparently the ending might have been changed (http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/10/19/watchmen-ending-changed/#more-16159)?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: 0bsessions on 21 Oct 2008, 18:02
Lying in the Gutters on CBR covered this yesterday. He's generally got his shit together and says that there's been an alleged few endings filmed and will be attached with some pre-screenings.

Source (http://comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=18501)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: the-artful-dodger-rodger on 22 Oct 2008, 13:10
<------ still want to see this movie, infact I want to steal a time machine to go to see this movie.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 22 Oct 2008, 15:20
I so want this to be what it was when I first read it! Mind you, I still own the original prints somewhere in my attic. I might just sell em afte rthe movie and make a jillion dollars and retire to Boca Ratan. Well, in my dreams anyway. I think we're in a good era for it to be done in: lots of dark thoughts going on in the world, he government is filled with hypocritcal thieving hypocritcial scum who aren't beyond a good conspiracy or three. But I worry that the cast is way too young. We'll see how it works out. If they'd cast it with real forty somethings it would have some real swing, but as it is...I fear it's going to fall flat for me.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Nodaisho on 22 Oct 2008, 17:18
Well, all of the actors are at least 30, they are mostly younger than their characters (except, I think, for the person playing the second silk spectre), but the only one I would be worried about is Nite Owl. Rorschach is almost always masked, Dr. Manhattan looks pretty well ageless, Ozymandias looks young, the Silk Spectre is young, and the actor playing the Comedian is old enough to fit the look.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 22 Oct 2008, 20:57
well, all right. but if it sucks I'm comin after you for setting me up for a letdown!
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Nodaisho on 23 Oct 2008, 19:02
I never said it would be good, I just said that the actors aren't too young, though I don't know whether they look too young, as I only know how the actor playing the comedian looks all that well.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Oct 2008, 19:18
Speaking of the Watchmen, I just got the novel for my birthday!  Awesome!
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 23 Oct 2008, 19:51
I never said it would be good, I just said that the actors aren't too young, though I don't know whether they look too young, as I only know how the actor playing the comedian looks all that well.
  :wink: I was just teasing. I know better than to depend on the word of somebody on the internet with whom I have exchanged two sentences   :laugh:

I really hope it's a good un tho!
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dazed on 23 Nov 2008, 14:47
In case people haven't seen yet, bumping this up, new trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VLA0tg5yI0

Looking good imo, still think Veidt is maybe a little too skinny and/or young, but we'll see.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Jan 2009, 14:35
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/01/this_video_may_prove_dr_manhat.php

aaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 21 Jan 2009, 14:49
oooooooo
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: De_El on 21 Jan 2009, 16:03
whoaaaaz
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dazed on 21 Jan 2009, 17:49
 :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Jan 2009, 19:15
I'd watch a Dr. Manhattan cartoon
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: BlackBooks on 22 Jan 2009, 23:14
A Dr. Manhattan cartoon? You mean like Milhouse's copy of Watchmen Babies?

Note to those living under a rock: that's a reference to Alan Moore's guest appearance on The Simpsons. Of course, the show has sucked so bad the last 10 years, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the readers don't get it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 23 Jan 2009, 01:09
Though, I have to suggest that the Dr. Manhattan cartoon goes against the world envisioned in the comic, which is to say that in a world where masked crusader exist, people weren't really that enamored with the concept. Hence, the Black Freighter comic.

ZACK SNYDER RUINS EVERYTHING
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Spluff on 23 Jan 2009, 02:14
At this time in the novel, the general population was still pretty happy with their masked vigilantes.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 25 Jan 2009, 12:15
Yeah dude, part of the news report is that it's the tenth anniversary of his "birth," which pegs the broadcast at 1969.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Jan 2009, 02:27
Geez Jordan for a dude named a after a character in the book you don't really know much about it do you do you do you
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blyss on 27 Jan 2009, 08:23
I will watch these Watchmen, yes.  I'm only just now reading the comic books, and I find them awesome.  I can't wait for the movie.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Jan 2009, 11:04
Now you too can dress up like the Watchmen (http://www.watchmencomicmovie.com/012609-watchmen-movie-costumes.php)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: lprkn on 27 Jan 2009, 11:41
Nite Owl actually looks more like the character in the comic. The Comedian looks like f-in Mario.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 01 Feb 2009, 14:40
NYT Article on Zach Snyder and Watchmen (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/movies/01itzk.html)

I love that Lindelof has already seen the movie. I wish he'd made a statement one way or the other on if he liked it.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Feb 2009, 04:03
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Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Nodaisho on 03 Feb 2009, 16:00
The rorschach costume looks off, the wrong colors on stuff. I think the coat might also be shorter than it should be. Might be accurate to the movie, who knows?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dazed on 18 Feb 2009, 19:04
Alright so I am pretty super-pumped. I'm getting into a trade screening of this tomorrow morning, will post a probably fanboyish and spoiler-free review tomorrow evening.

EDIT: Pretty good movie. Gotta keep this short, I was asked not to talk about it much. For the most part, a very faithful and good adaptation. Loses some of the depth and substance of the comic, but that really shouldn't come as any surprise to anyone. It's very sleek, while maintaining its brutality and grit; this movie definitely gets the dark feeling of the comic. I'm a huge fan of the source, and I'm satisfied.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: skinnyfat on 19 Feb 2009, 18:06
I am so excited about this move. The comic book is amazing. It might possibly be the best comic book I have ever read.

I love the actor they have for the comedian, and the actor playing Dr. Manhattan looks good for his part as well. The only thing I worry about, which other people have mentioned already, is that the rest seem too young. Especially the actor playing Night Owl. Does anyone else think Rorschach sounds like Christian Bale in Batman mode?

The thing that makes me the most excited about the movie, is that some scenes from the trailers seem as if they were pulled straight from the pages of the comic books. I hope it will be a farily faithful rendition.

I hope I am not disappointed...
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Surgoshan on 19 Feb 2009, 18:31
Does anyone else think Rorschach sounds like Christian Bale in Batman mode?

He should.  It's explicitly stated in the comic that he talks in an expressionless monotone.

Of course, Batman shouldn't sound like that.  But Rorschach should.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dazed on 19 Feb 2009, 19:04
For the record, Jackie Earle Haley is *awesome*. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is fantastic as well.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: JD on 19 Feb 2009, 20:09
The dude who plays Rorschach is actually the only main actor who has read the book. I would have made that a requirement if I were the director.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3344/3276903748_bee39c2677.jpg?v=0)
Yoinked from this site
The New Frontiersmen (http://www.thenewfrontiersman.net/)

Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 21:02
well, it would make sense. Directors want actors to come to the work free from outside influence, if they can. Sometimes. But not always. I find I nee to qualify every statement I make nowadays because someone somewhere is going to get excited and call me a xenophobe...
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Vidya on 19 Feb 2009, 21:12
The movie will be awesome. Alan Moore will still hate it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 20 Feb 2009, 15:40
Well see there? someone finally found the right word. :laugh:
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Surgoshan on 20 Feb 2009, 17:32
Well see there? someone finally found the right word. :laugh:

Why do you hate women so?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 20 Feb 2009, 17:54
wah? I love women. I could talk for days about how amazing they are, from the violin at the small of their back, to the way they make me act civilized, to the fact that they don't look like total boobs when they walk around naked.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Feb 2009, 18:17
(http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9976/defeatwatchmen.jpg)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Feb 2009, 18:48
This is what has to happen if the movie ends up sucking.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Mar 2009, 18:55
Saturday Morning Watchmen (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 04 Mar 2009, 19:40
The New Yorker reviewer doesn't like it (http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2009/03/09/090309crci_cinema_lane?printable=true) (link contains major untagged spoilers) and takes a few cheap shots while expressing his dislike. His beef is is the ever-increasing fetishization of violence and the ever-growing abstraction of suffering. Which is a legitimate beef to have, by and large, but I'm sure there are better points to make about the film's weaknesses.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 04 Mar 2009, 19:57
Holy shit. Roger Ebert gave it 4 stars. I didn't really see that coming and I don't know what to make of it, particularly since we tend to have rather similar tastes.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 04 Mar 2009, 20:15
The New Yorker reviewer doesn't like it (http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2009/03/09/090309crci_cinema_lane?printable=true) (link contains major untagged spoilers) and takes a few cheap shots while expressing his dislike. His beef is is the ever-increasing fetishization of violence and the ever-growing abstraction of suffering. Which is a legitimate beef to have, by and large, but I'm sure there are better points to make about the film's weaknesses.

Lane is a pretentious asshole who needs to find another vocation. He's completely missed the point of the story, and seems so focused on the fact that it's a comic (and ooooh how this pretentious turd hates comics) that he can't actually see what the movie is telling us: that in a culture which has become inured to violence through over exposure, the limit of what is acceptable becomes the province of the overindulgent, the insane, and the simple minded.. He whines that Rorshach reads like a bad James Ellroy. Well YEAH. That's the point, you fucking nitwit.

Three donkeypunches and a kick to the nads for Mister Tony Lane.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Surgoshan on 04 Mar 2009, 20:15
Probably Ebert gave it four stars because he understood what the movie was... that is to say, it's not another comic book movie.

He tends to review movies based on what they shoot for rather than what he likes.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 04 Mar 2009, 20:27
Yeah, I get that, and I enjoy Ebert's reviews in part because I like that about him. But I still didn't expect this movie to really turn out very well. I find the idea that my trepidation may be unfounded slightly disorienting.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 04 Mar 2009, 20:28
Ebert still gets a lot of shit for giving a glowing review to the Cedric the Entertainer Honeymooners film, actually.

You have to love Ebert. Still, he takes the same stance with vidya games that Long does with comics. Not that it's illegitimate.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 04 Mar 2009, 20:47
It's not legitimate.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Vidya on 04 Mar 2009, 20:52
The New Yorker reviewer doesn't like it (http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2009/03/09/090309crci_cinema_lane?printable=true) (link contains major untagged spoilers) and takes a few cheap shots while expressing his dislike. His beef is is the ever-increasing fetishization of violence and the ever-growing abstraction of suffering. Which is a legitimate beef to have, by and large, but I'm sure there are better points to make about the film's weaknesses.

Wait, wait, wait. Wasn't Lane the same idiot who thought the Matrix was about time travel?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 04 Mar 2009, 20:54
Oh, yeah, I nearly forgot about the way he shits all over video games everytime he's forced to sit through another god awful adaptation. Oddly though, I think he's relatively even handed about that, even if he does take a few unnecessary cheap shots along the way; for example, he gave Hitman a relatively decent review despite his biases. He didn't just crap all over it just because Uwe Bolle inflicted Blood Rayne on us or because the average video game has about as much plot as a porno.

I do think that Ebert's being a bit myopic about the issue though. I don't think that all video games are art, necessarily, or that the mechanics of video gaming are even in any way truly conducive to creating art. But I do think they can at the very least contain art. You can tell stories and create images with video games. Whether or not wrangling a joypad diminishes the power of that story or not is quite a different matter from saying there is no art present in games at all.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Surgoshan on 04 Mar 2009, 20:54
Yeah, I get that, and I enjoy Ebert's reviews in part because I like that about him. But I still didn't expect this movie to really turn out very well. I find the idea that my trepidation may be unfounded slightly disorienting.

See, my trepidation is slight.

The modifications (and they are legion) have nothing to do with the substance of the novel.  They practically used the novel as a storyboard.  The changes have made it more modern in the sense that what people expected to see in the costume of a hero 30 years ago is entirely different from what we expect to see now.  That's the largest stylistic change.  30 years ago, a guy named Night Owl (II) was expected to look like an owl.  Now we expect him to look like a badass with a hint of owl.  Function before function.  

The major story changes were, I believe, dropped because they simply couldn't be adapted to film; caveat: not without keeping the film both A) watchable and B) under 4 hours in length.  Like dropping the Black Freighter subtext.  The film will be more straightforward, but keep the basic suspense... insofar as an adaptation of such a seminal work can be suspenseful.  I believe that it will try to keep the story... along the lines of The Usual Suspects.  Perhaps it's because I was only 14, but the end of TUS took me completely by surprise.  In fact, Watchmen can't even achieve that level of suspense, if only because Dreiburg and Rorschach already knew Veidt was behind it when the went to Antarctica...  

Basically, the big problem most reviewers have with the movie is that the fact that they're ignorant.  They don't know the purpose of the story.  Okay, huge caveat, I'm assuming most reviewers are ignorant fucktards who got jobs as reviewers because they couldn't get jobs as producers' assistants.

The story of Watchmen is a deconstruction of the masked hero.  Hence the negative colors (purple, green) rather than primary (blue, yellow, red).  You're not meant to like and approve of the crime-fighters.  You're meant to question their motives.  Dreiburg's a bored dilettante.  Juspezyck was forced into it by her mother, who was into it for money.  The comedian did it because he liked hurting people. Rorschach's a serial killer.  Of all of them, the only one ostensibly motivated by heroics is Veidt; he does it to improve the human condition.  He's the only one motivated to "good for goodness' sake"... and he follows this to a wholly logical and wholly absurd conclusion that makes him perhaps the worst mass murderer in human history.

This is what Ebert gets, and what virtually ever other reviewer will not.

This is not an action movie; this is a movie with action in it.

This is not a comic book movie; this is a movie based on a comic book.

This is not the Dark Knight; this is a movie with the Dark Knight's budget.

This is not a movie; this is a film.

Because Watchmen was not a comic book; Watchmen was the first graphic novel.

At least... this is what I hope.  And given that the early reviews have been uniformly negative (except for Ebert), this is what I expect.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 04 Mar 2009, 21:03
The idea that I was never really upset by it is kinda the whole reason I chose a word as mild as trepidation in the first place. ;)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Mar 2009, 21:23
Although I generally hate making comparisons to Ayn Rand, Ebert is kind of like the Howard Roark of movie critics.  Basically: he gets it, and nobody else (famous critics, anyways) does.  There's obviously more to it than that, but he genuinely seems to do his job for his love of film and literature and not for any other reason.



He's also not nearly as myopic about the video games thing as he used to be.  He has commented on his blog about it, something along the lines of "They are still not art, but they are making progress."
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 04 Mar 2009, 21:32
I'm not really up in arms about his assessments but I have to admit that's not really progress. "It's alright - for a video game" doesn't really contradict his earlier assertions.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Mar 2009, 21:43
Well, he went from saying pretty negative things about that whole debate to "they may become what I consider to be art possibly in my lifetime and maybe I also have done a little more research".  Seeing as the dude is somewhere around 80 (I have no idea actually), that isn't exactly a small change of stance.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 05 Mar 2009, 13:27
Slate has a bunch of stuff about Watchmen today. Particularly of note is a critique of how the comics industry (and comics fans) fucked up the opportunity for renaissance that it presented (http://www.slate.com/id/2212884/).

Also, a review of the comic from it's 20th (http://www.slate.com/id/2212708/), some hypotheticals w/r/t different directors helming the movie (http://www.slate.com/id/2212953/), and a contemporary examination of the Rorschach blot (http://www.slate.com/id/2213023/).

They just posted their review of the film (https://www.slate.com/id/2212973/) as well. Their worry is that people who see the movie but haven't read the comic will miss the point of it, and that's a pretty valid concern (see also: Fallout 3)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: ackblom12 on 06 Mar 2009, 00:36
Personally, I thought it was pretty great.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Be My Head on 06 Mar 2009, 01:14
I didn't think it was up to the same level of subtlety as the book, but then again what movie is? (Oh wait, plenty). Anyway, it was definitely a great movie. They could have put a lot more thought into the sets and the "special" effects, in my opinion, as each shot seemed to get progressively more boring.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 06 Mar 2009, 02:43
Overall I thought it was pretty good.

Good things:
 - Special Effects were pretty good, I guess
 - Not afraid of male nudity, which is rare these days
 - Kept a brisk pace
 - Jackie Earle Haley was really good. Better when he didn't have the mask on, which was unfortunately not often.
 - Most of the other actors acquitted themselves, for the most part

Bad things:
 - Some of the other actors, particularly Carla Gugino as Silk Spectre I, were pretty bad.
 - Altered ending makes less sense than original ending
 - Most (if not all, I haven't read the comic in quite some time) of the dialogue was transplanted straight from the comics. The movie ran into problems when it entered Emotional Monologue Mode. There's only so much you can take of people discussing how Dr. Manhattan is atomically autistic in real time. I shut down during various parts of the film because of this. The beginning montage set a pretty high bar for gracefully providing backstory and some of the monologues after that just felt forced (looking at you, Veidt).
 - I saw it with a friend who hadn't read the comic and he solved the mystery shortly into the film, and I can definitely see how he could. I didn't have this experience with the comic.

I didn't have any specific beef with the action sequences even if they drastically increased the protagonists' abilities. It was the cutting of the B and C story that irked me a bit more. As it stands the movie is fine, but it doesn't really touch the comic. I think there's some risk that the film could supplant the book in the public consciousness as far as how people think about Watchmen. If you're reading this you're a nerd and this possibility likely seems absurd, but you have to put yourself in the shoes of someone who doesn't care to read comic books or "classic literature", if you want to get picky about it. As I hinted at earlier, this is the same sort of dilemma that fans of the old Fallouts faced upon the release of Fallout 3. From that point on, the older, better games effectively didn't really matter. As the brand came out of the cult and into the wider public consciousness it changed in certain small but significant (to the cult, anyway) ways, such that it won't ever be what it was again. Maybe Watchmen the comic is too salient to suffer that sort of thing, but it's something to consider at least.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 06 Mar 2009, 02:49
The movie achieved more than I could've hoped for, to be honest.

I feel like it was more than an adaptation of the book. Snyder used the medium he had to supplant the medium he lost in really excellent ways.

It wasn't flawless. The acting was pretty bad in parts. The soundtrack sometimes intrusive.

But...

It was good? If it could be done better, I don't know who would possibly manage.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 06 Mar 2009, 03:43
The AV Club has a relatively extensive comparison of the film to the book (http://www.avclub.com/articles/book-vs-film-watchmen,24746/) and makes some pretty unassailable points about how Snyder changed the characters in rather important ways (namely, making them superhuman and adding to them an ecstatic enjoyment of violence almost completely missing in the comic)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Lines on 06 Mar 2009, 13:24
I am seeing this tonight and I am excited. I only just got the book last week, so it's still fresh. This could be either a good or bad thing (I have problems with books to movies as of late), so I will give opinions on it later.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 06 Mar 2009, 23:41
Best part of the night: right after Rorschach poured the deep fryer all over the black prisoner who was about to shank him, most of the audience applauded and cheered (I did not, because I am classy and understand that Alan Moore did not intend for Rorschach's actions to be seen as laudable), and then a black guy piped up from the back, "None of ya'll were applaudin' when he beat anyone else up!"

He was wrong, however, because earlier in the movie there was one guy who was really into Rorschach setting the cops on fire.

Aside: Carla Gugino in her old lady makeup just made me think of Amy Sedaris, and Malin Akerman ranks a Cameron Diaz on the tone-deaf line readings scale.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: JediBendu on 06 Mar 2009, 23:56
I'm fairly certain I went into the movie not really predicting how much I would enjoy it too much.

That being said, I thought it was one of the worst comic book movies I've ever seen and I'm fairly certain I won't be watching it again. Everything was right and the story was pretty much all there. But it was just not a good movie. The action and effects were correcly not made to be the most important part of the film, but there was almost zero emotional resonance to fill the void (even for someone who's read the comic multiple times and loves the characters.) I chalk it up to bad casting, terrible acting, and a bad director.

Billy Crudup and Jackie Earle Haley were both good though. They were the only ones.

Honestly by the time Dan and Laurie were having dinner I was already checking the time. It wasn't all that bad, but far too much of it was.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Be My Head on 07 Mar 2009, 00:07
Are you joking? Since when was the movie supposed to be about the special effects? I don't recall the book ever being about flashy art.

Also, I thought the acting was great, maybe some morons laughed at the wrong parts, but that didn't affect my enjoyment of the movie.

Maybe the people who say they dislike the characters have their own vision of what they are supposed to be like in a movie adaptation and can't accept another person's interpretation.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: JediBendu on 07 Mar 2009, 00:17
I didn't necessarily say the movie is supposed to be about special effects. I said that it's not about that, and that there is nothing to fill the gap of no action and adventure like in the comic. No emotion, no deep psychology. The story beats are all there but they are not pulled of. Nothing that matters. If it was all about special effects and they changed the story entirely it would be a better MOVIE than it is now, I'm sure. As it is I think it's a faithful ADAPTATION that is a borderline unwatchable MOVIE.

Seriously, people need to not get up in arms about this shit.

And no, it's not that I can't accept another person's interpretation. I just can't accept bad acting. Period. I already said I thought there were two good actors in the film. And the interpretation of Rorschach is not totally what I would think. Though as a matter of fact I think most of the "interpretations" of the characters is in line with what is in the comic/most readers think. Some of that acting is just so horrid it lost me totally.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Be My Head on 07 Mar 2009, 00:21
Okay, I thought the acting was good. They expressed most (if not all) of the subtle emotion present in the comic book characters, in my opinion (duh)

I guess the only characters I thought were bad were Sally and Rorschach's psychiatrist (he was totally nothing like he was in the book in terms of character, they ruined the whole interview thing in the movie)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: JediBendu on 07 Mar 2009, 00:36
I thought the Rorschach portions were generally the highest point of the film. That's where it seemed to feel most comfortable with itself.

One weird thing that bothered me throughout the movie was the exaggerated sound effects. Particularly sound effects for punching and moving and bullets, it sounded like the equivalent of comic book sound effects. Sound effects that Alan Moore tried his damndest to avoid for the comic.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Lines on 07 Mar 2009, 06:09
I enjoyed the movie. It was pretty close to the book and even though they changed the ending a bit, they did it in a way that made enough sense. (I didn't really care for the whole blaming it on aliens thing, but it got the point across.) Also the cast did a pretty good job with getting into character. The only thing that bothered me cast-wise was Goode's hair.

Did the soundtrack annoy anyone else in the movie? There were some scenes when I think an OS would have been better, but I did like the period music in some spots.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Mar 2009, 23:22
I loved this movie and think they did a really good job.  The different time periods were compressed well, the ultra violence seemed necessary, and I loved the way they changed the ending.

The one thing I hated was the sex scene, it went on for way to long and I may never be able to listen to Hallelujah the same again.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Mar 2009, 00:12
The ultra-violence was way unnecessary but at least, unlike in 300, it wasn't celebratory.

Movie was alright. The new ending actually works, almost. Nite Owl was good, Comedian was good, Rorschach was good. The music was hilariously bad, not just the soundtracking but stuff like the godawful Law & Order music that played when Rorschach walks away from Nite Owl and tells him, "You quit." The woman who played Sally Jupiter played her in old age like a MADTV character. The sex scene goes on too long and is kind of baffling. Rorschach's last scene is really powerful and then instantly gets deflated which kinda sucks. A good chunk of it was kinda ham handed ("The Comedian... is your father"). Some of the audience didn't seem to get at first that the violence is supposed to make you kind of uncomfortable but I think they got it by the end. Still didn't justify a bunch of scenes where they BEAT UP THUGS except Snyder actually managed to include a subtext (!) that suggests that the heroes kind of got off on the violence and the idea of vigilante justice which isn't morally vindicated at any point and in fact gets morally muddled when Silk Spectre knocks out a cop. Nixon's nose was dumb as hell.

But aside from that it was fun and not actually that bad and they managed to get some of the tone and themes right.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 08 Mar 2009, 00:26
No that's the thing, I really don't believe the violence was intended to make the audience uncomfortable. At least, as in every action movie there's violence that is perpetrated against good people, which is bad, and violence perpetrated against ethnic minorities gang bangers and terrorists, which is so awesome. How can you be uncomfortable when the characters are having such fun? The Comedian is an exception because he's set up to be this guy who harms good people as well as bad people. Rorschach is an exception because he's, well, never having fun. But Nite Owl and Silk Spectre both kill numerous people without batting an eye. When Manhattan implodes people it's basically gross-out comedy. In the comic the alleyway confrontation is set up as this tense thing, the heroes don't want to come to blows. In the movie they're fucking Bruce Willis, smirking and removing their glasses so they don't get brains on them. And after that they decide to don the costumes again, apparently because of the violence more than anything.

Which is the main thing I'd cite when talking about differences between the source material and the adaptation - the source material isn't a hollywood testosterone exhibition. the adaptation is, but it effectively takes on the airs of the comic without really embracing it outright. I've heard a lot of people say that the action scenes were "necessary". They were only necessary in that nobody would bother to see a straight adaptation of Watchmen. That would just be depressing, right?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Mar 2009, 00:46
It's not like that goes unremarked though. When Silk Spectre rams the knife into the dude's throat it's juxtaposed with Manhattan talking about how dead and living humans are basically the same. The fact that the heroes seem to treat the violence as playtime muddles their morality and that of the criminals. The heroes don't seem to be in it entirely for the justice. And that makes sense, kind of – there are plenty of ways to enact justice that don't involve dressing up and beating on people, yet Laurie and Dan do that.

I don't agree with the hyperviolence or the way it's handled, but I admire the fact that the film backs it up.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: JD on 08 Mar 2009, 08:51
I skimmed over the book after watching the movie and noticed how many details they got. Little thing like the outfits, they nailed em perfectly.



Best thing abut watching this movie: A kid went eww early in the movie and got STFU from another guy
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Mar 2009, 10:57
Some of the audience didn't seem to get at first that the violence is supposed to make you kind of uncomfortable but I think they got it by the end. Still didn't justify a bunch of scenes where they BEAT UP THUGS except Snyder actually managed to include a subtext (!) that suggests that the heroes kind of got off on the violence and the idea of vigilante justice which isn't morally vindicated at any point and in fact gets morally muddled when Silk Spectre knocks out a cop. Nixon's nose was dumb as hell.

I thought they were going to get it on right there in the alley from the way they looked at each other, and my cousin turned to me and asked, "Is Nixon's nose supposed to look that bad?"

When Rorschach said his famous, "I'm not in here with you, you're in here with me," line, half the audience laughed hysterically.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 08 Mar 2009, 11:07
http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/03/02/lee-iacocca-is-alive-and-well-and-not-looking-forward-to-watchmen-movie/

The more things Zack Snyder says, the more I suspect he may genuinely be an idiot.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Mar 2009, 13:02
When Rorschach said his famous, "I'm not in here with you, you're in here with me," line, half the audience laughed hysterically.

Yeah, at first I was upset because I didn't find it funny but then I realized it was actually some seriously grim humour from Rorschach.

The more things Zack Snyder says, the more I suspect he may genuinely be an idiot.

Hahahaha what the hell, did someone get paid to write this article? It was dumb that Iaccocca was included just as someone to be shot but not exactly newsworthy.

EDIT: Oh my god the page of little hidden things (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1606068/20090227/story.jhtml) has him veering between idiot and idiot savant. Look at this:

Quote
Like Alan Moore's graphic novel, the final confrontation in the film begins when we find Adrian Veidt sitting in front of a massive wall of televisions. As the world's smartest man takes in all the information, director Zack Snyder delights in goosing his audience with dozens of in-jokes. "The original '300 Spartans' is on one of them," said the "300" director, referring to the 1962 movie that predated his tale of King Leonidas. "There's also 'The Road Warrior' that you can see, which was a really influential movie for me in the '80s. ... There's some porn, some real porn — which is cool.

Now look at this:

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There's a Marvin the Martian [cartoon], which is the one where he's trying to destroy the Earth — which speaks to the annihilation of the planet that Ozy's having an issue with at that time. There's 'The Day the Earth Stood Still,' which is featured heavily in the graphic novel, and there's 'Fail Safe,' which is another Cold War-era epic."
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Lines on 08 Mar 2009, 14:06
The one thing I hated was the sex scene, it went on for way to long and I may never be able to listen to Hallelujah the same again.

I couldn't help but laugh during that scene. I was the only one in the theater laughing (I went to a small local one), but it was funny! I had to agree with my friend when she said it was basically soft core porn set to Leonard Cohen.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Mar 2009, 14:33
I'm pawing through the comic today and I came across that scene and, well,

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/bobmitchell/blog%20pics/watchmen.jpg)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dazed on 08 Mar 2009, 14:35
It's much harder to depict nipples shaking in comic form.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Mar 2009, 15:13
ALSO MISSING: cheesy lounge keyboards
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Lines on 08 Mar 2009, 16:08
It's one thing to show them undressing and whatnot and then the flame and to do OMGZ NAKED THRUSTS with a total shoe fetish shot and then the flame thing. It's more implied in the book whereas it's outright shown in the movie. So...I don't think we really needed the whole nipple shake thing.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 08 Mar 2009, 16:22
My low tolerance for silly completely submarined this movie, particularly for some of the music choices and the slo mo action.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ford Prefect on 08 Mar 2009, 20:20
So I stayed to the end, in the off chance that there was an additional scene (I'm glad there wasn't. It would have ruined the mood.) As I'm walking out, I hear this conversation :

Woman 1 - It was smart of them to leave it open for sequels.

Man - What?

Woman 1 - Yeah, if this movie does really well, I could see them making a sequel.

Woman 2 - It could be about John's return to Earth.

ALSO MISSING: cheesy lounge keyboards

Also missing : (http://i41.tinypic.com/2q3rjty.jpg)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Mar 2009, 23:18
i am pretty sure the squid thing would have torpedoed the film
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: elcapitan on 09 Mar 2009, 05:38
some of the music choices

Man. I thought the movie was average at best, but the music choices were universally fucking atrocious.

I mean, come on. Let's see a little originality. Failing that, let's see some goddamn CONNECTION to the story.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 09 Mar 2009, 08:11
A lot of the soundtrack cues came from the comic itself.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 09 Mar 2009, 09:17
i am pretty sure the squid thing would have torpedoed the film
A blue-skinned pipe-swinging God-man, that's okay. A giant psychic squid, that's pushing it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: sandysmilinstrange on 09 Mar 2009, 09:27
I was not delighted or disappointed with the film. I thought it was pretty solid in the end.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 09 Mar 2009, 09:58
My Watchmen experience was ruined by the bros sittin behind me started laughing every time doc's penis was just hangin out
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: benji on 09 Mar 2009, 10:17
I was not delighted or disappointed with the film. I thought it was pretty solid in the end.

This matches my opinion pretty closely. I was satisfied? I guess? I was entertained throughout and none of the changes bothered me too much. Thankfully, I was warned (by that other thread) that the characters were going to be portrayed more as "super heroes" with lots of slow-mo action. I still don't think the book needed to be filmed.

Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Mar 2009, 10:30
saw it, liked it, will probably see it again.


my only complaint is that there were two ten year old mexican kids behind me shouting in spanish and kicking my seat. i blame the parents.

fucking parents.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 09 Mar 2009, 10:37
A blue-skinned pipe-swinging God-man, that's okay. A giant psychic squid, that's pushing it.
If you can't see why a gigantic horror squid with a vagina eye and an exposed brain –  literally a nightmare made flesh – teleporting into Manhattan is kind of a ridiculous concept even in the face of an invincible blue superbeing and especially compared to your garden-variety atomic explosion, something that has actually occurred in the real world, then you really need to readjust your perspective.

Even in the context of the comic – can we admit this now? – it was kind of absurd. We accepted it because the logic of the comic made sense right up to that point and Moore had been telegraphing it fairly well, so we didn't make a big deal of it even if its existence was almost as tough to swallow as the world's reaction to it. (like, really, would the world unite and gird itself against another hypothetical cataclysmic event that couldn't even be predicted, let alone stopped? that's easily the thing that, rereading the comic, i have the most trouble with.) Snyder and Tse made a revision that asks us mostly to accept that Ozy would be willing to frame Dr. Manhattan for the greater good, and that the world would believe that an angered Dr. Manhattan, furious with the arms race, would destroy millions in order to send a message to billions.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 09 Mar 2009, 11:25
A lot of the soundtrack cues came from the comic itself.


Yep, it's kind of unfair to trash them for saying it had little connection to the story/comic, even if it didn't work out so well in practice. While I wasn't a huge fan of the period music, it was mostly the original stuff that bookended things which was really bugging me. As Johnny said earlier, the Law and Order type stuff was god awful. The music in the prison break scene also kind of bugged me, although it probably didn't help that the scene made me feel sort of embarrassed to be the theater in general. Again, I just have a low tolerance for silly. It doesn't help that the movie I had seen most recently prior to Watchmen was Coraline, which was probably the best pairings of composer and material I've heard in quite a while.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dazed on 09 Mar 2009, 11:37
Yeah, I saw this again last night, this time with my childhood best friend, who has not read the comic.  After I finished explaining how it actually ends, with the squid thing he was just kind of like, "What the fuck? Really?" I think altering the ending a bit (i.e. removing the squid) was necessary to make it cinematically viable.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Mar 2009, 11:46
yeah, definitely.

kind of irritating that they took "creative license" with stuff like the ending (even though i know it had to be changed) and Laurie's smoking, and a few other tidbits but they couldn't get even a little bit creative and make some really good original music instead of using the music that was in the comic no matter how out-of-place or inappropriate it was.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 09 Mar 2009, 11:49
I'm not saying the squid isn't ridiculous, I'm saying it's equally ridiculous as anything else in the comic. If anything the movie increased the ridiculousness to a certain (apparently unnoticeable) extent by virtue of it being a live-action film.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 09 Mar 2009, 12:46
The squid is in no way equally ridiculous.

Like, it literally has no basis in reality. The comic's reality, I mean.

it is so ridiculous that it does not exist until the smartest man in the world executes a diabolically evil plan
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Lines on 09 Mar 2009, 14:05
To be honest, I thought the alien thing was kind of silly in the comic. I mean, it didn't bother me that Jon was not set in reality (maybe because he had been human at one point), but everything else was. Creating an alien was not a smart plan, it was a silly one. Just teleporting bombs to cities and blaming it on the one superhuman guy makes a lot more sense.

Besides, that alien was butt-ugly.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Mar 2009, 14:10
Like, it literally has no basis in reality. The comic's reality, I mean.

aside from the psychic powers bit, i have to disagree with you. it was established early on that because of Jon the worlds technologies had grown to incredible levels very quickly and diverged quite far from the 80's that we remember. i mean, Veidt had the extinct cat with him all the time that he had genetically engineered or whatever. it's really not so far-fetched that he'd be able to create a big squid monster.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: supersheep on 09 Mar 2009, 14:32
Also, John is completely invincible, short (probably) of a black hole. At least an alien squid being is something you can possibly defeat.

Man did the music jar me. And the sex scene was unintentionally hilarious. And it left me feeling a bit hollow. A friend said that it wasn't good or bad, it just happened, and I sort of agree with him.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Mar 2009, 15:02
Speaking of the cat, my cousin thought they should have mentioned it seeing as how it pretty much came out of nowhere.  It kind of made sense when they had the giant squid, but now it seems out of place.

I will admit it looks better in the movie then in the book though.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Mar 2009, 15:17
yeah, the comic had Veidt give a little mini-monologue about how he resurrected it from fossilized DNA or whatever it was, so it made sense; espescially with the squid and everything, and the whole bit about nuclear cars and how technology has changed, none of which was mentioned in the movie.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 09 Mar 2009, 15:47
The cat was another way Moore foreshadowed the squid so he does seem a bit out of place.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 09 Mar 2009, 15:59
Did anybody else catch the hybrid car in the epilogue? Were those in the rest of the movie?

I figured it was just something thrown in to show how Veidt had created a perfect future.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: RallyMonkey on 09 Mar 2009, 16:34
How could you miss the car? They focused purely on it for about 45 seconds as one of the last shots of the film.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Inlander on 09 Mar 2009, 17:23
Having only just read the comic (finished it yesterday actually, like many other people I probably wouldn't have gone out and bought it if not for the hype surrounding the film), for me the biggest problem with the squid-monster is the "human psychic" bit. Having painstakingly set up a world in which, apart from Dr. Manhattan, nobody has super-powers (unless you count being exceptionally intelligent and wealthy as a super-power), in which the super-heroes are just folks who like to put on costumes and beat people up - all of a sudden Moore asks the reader to buy the line that "Oh yeah, and there are psychics, too." Really? Psychics? Where did they came from? Basically it was massively deus-ex-machina (a phrase which I think is actually mentioned in the comic at some stage, though I can't remember where).

The comic was good, though.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Mar 2009, 17:44
I wasn't going crazy, I knew they had flying scooters

(http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5277/gaylittlescooters.jpg)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ford Prefect on 09 Mar 2009, 18:56
So I was at work today, and I was thinking where I had seen the super-psychic squid, and then it dawned on me:

Psychic Squid - (http://i43.tinypic.com/2jccwvr.jpg)

Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://i40.tinypic.com/257g8bp.jpg)




Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 09 Mar 2009, 19:05
That is not the same thing at all
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 09 Mar 2009, 19:29
The comic was good, though.

Yeah I mean that's a flaw but not a crippling one, and the ending succeeds despite it. But the movie's ending seems grounded more in its own reality, and while its ultimate meaning is a bit more nihilistic it's also tremendously effective.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: David_Dovey on 09 Mar 2009, 19:30
Besides, that alien was cunt-ugly.

Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Lines on 10 Mar 2009, 14:24
No.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: carrotosaurus on 10 Mar 2009, 19:50
Man, I started writing about the movie and just couldn't stop. If anyone's interested in my long rambling review it's here (http://adamantiumbrains.blogspot.com/2009/03/watchmen-watched.html).
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 10 Mar 2009, 21:16
Watchmen walkouts? Watchmouts? (http://www.avclub.com/articles/mass-watchmen-walkouts,24907/)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: ackblom12 on 10 Mar 2009, 21:36
I officially think I may have read an entirely different writing of The Watchmen book than most reviewers did.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 10 Mar 2009, 22:14
Watchmen walkouts? Watchmouts? (http://www.avclub.com/articles/mass-watchmen-walkouts,24907/)

Man, that is balls.  This film was covering a dense story accurately without leaving out too much of the original story, and people expected it to be a brisk 90-minute Spiderman-esque affair? 
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Mar 2009, 22:16
Those comments about the terrible cover of Hallelujah and how Snyder is ridiculous for having a flaming ejaculation are hilarious.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 11 Mar 2009, 00:54
having a flaming ejaculation
i was so weirded out by this being in the comic
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: lprkn on 11 Mar 2009, 11:06
Quote from: AV Club
All of this, combined with the film's not-bad-but-definitely-weak box-office take spells trouble for Watchmen.

What?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Mar 2009, 11:23
Well, it did only make 55 million over the weekend.  Domestically, anyways.  Which is still a lot of money.  I wasn't expecting this to be a blockbuster, personally, just a big-budget film that did moderately well.  It seems like many fans of the comic thought this was going to be a lot bigger than it actually is.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 11 Mar 2009, 11:32
300 made a lot more in the same time frame. And given its mixed reviews, length, and overall geek factor there's a decent chance it'll drop off in the weeks ahead. It'll probably break $100 million though.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: lprkn on 11 Mar 2009, 12:39
I'm pretty sure it'll do pretty well on dvd.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 11 Mar 2009, 12:59
Pretty well on DVD will comfort the execs, but it won't make them feel truly happy about the whole ordeal. There were legal snafus, a long development and the movie has a big budget to overcome. The budget issue is a bigger problem then you think, because you also have to think in terms of opportunity costs; $100 million is enough to make 2 or 3 movies that could have potentially spawned sequels or big dvd revenue in their own right. Big studios don't spend $100 million so they can "do OK after dvd sales." They spend $100 million to rake in a ton at box office and big dvd sales or to hopefully kickstart a franchise. If this were LAIKA studios or something, I'd nod in agreement and say that breaking even before dvd sales probably made everyone happy all around. But this is Warner Brother's we're talking about here. Warner Bros., Universal and Paramount don't really fuck around with this kind of thing and think of it as a resounding success.

I mean, let's take a moment to look at a movie like Austin Powers, which is exactly the sort of success story that gives the suits gigantic boners. Austin Powers 1 made something around $120 million total box office once you combine US and global ticket sales, but it only cost $20 million dollars to produce, making it an unqualiified success for a low rent Mike Myers vehicle. It was then played pretty much around the clock on cable and home video, leading to a lot of good vibes and a pair of blockbuster PG-13 sequels. When you're in the movie business, that's exactly what you want. You want it to be PG-13 so everyone can go to it, you want it to eventually be on cable all the time and you want to be able to make a full-fledged franchise out of it so you can just just ride that baby into the ground and make as much money as possible with a minimum of advertising costs and guesswork. None of that is really a possibilty with Watchmen. They've got one real shot to make money off of a single film and that's it.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ford Prefect on 11 Mar 2009, 18:10
Man, I started writing about the movie and just couldn't stop. If anyone's interested in my long rambling review it's here (http://adamantiumbrains.blogspot.com/2009/03/watchmen-watched.html).

I just wanted to let you know that I thought your article was well thought out and on target. I have also found that in the days since watching the film the sheen has come off, and while I was overall content with the film, there was room for improvement. I think that the part of the article that resonated most with me was about Veidt. He couldn't have come off as more evil from the get-go unless his laughs all started with the letter M.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: lprkn on 11 Mar 2009, 18:37
goddamn education

I guess I didn't realize it cost them 100 million to make. All the same, I'm glad it was made, if for no other reason than to get people to read the book.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 11 Mar 2009, 18:50
Actually I'd predict the readership of the comic to be bumped up modestly at best, even if you remove from the equation all the people who don't like comics or have some other arbitrary / preferencial reason for not reading, all the illiterate people, and all the frat boys. Maybe someone who knows comics history can shine some light on how the popularity of Superman and Batman comics changed as their movies came out? Maybe I'm wrong.

Watchmen is a mystery novel. This isn't a case of the Shining, where the events of the narrative are changed drastically. As has been noted to Zack Snyder's credit, the film is 95% faithful to the book's central narrative. If you've seen the movie then there is no mystery anymore (curiously I'd expect the opposite for person reading the comic - he/she'd probably want to watch the movie just to see how it was realized) Really, all you're missing from the movie are the B and C stories of the Black Freighter and the peripheral "normal" characters' stories. And I don't think just that stuff is going to make most people interested in visiting the comic, no matter how well-woven the elements are in comparison to the movie, which is rather spartan (hurr hurr) and threadbare.

That's not even taking into account the proposed 3 1/2 hour Director's Cut of the film that will make it to DVD. Add that and the only thing the comic has on the film are the peripheral characters, if that.

Really the only way I'd see it happening is if someone watched the movie and loved it so much that they felt compelled to go out and read the novel in spite of all those picked nits. And I can't say I've heard from anyone who hasn't read the novel that really loved the movie.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 11 Mar 2009, 20:02
The golden ratio for execs is a 3:1 return, all sales counted. If a movie makes budget in box office and then does double its budget in home sales that's considered a success.

EDIT: Also, sales for the graphic novel have already experienced a bump (http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/05/introducing-the-new-york-times-graphic-books-best-seller-lists/?hp). Like, it's not "maybe it will happen." It already has happened.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: carrotosaurus on 11 Mar 2009, 20:04
I can't say I've heard from anyone who hasn't read the novel that really loved the movie.

I have, but to be fair the guy had a huge boner for 300.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 11 Mar 2009, 20:18
EDIT: Also, sales for the graphic novel have already experienced a bump (http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/05/introducing-the-new-york-times-graphic-books-best-seller-lists/?hp). Like, it's not "maybe it will happen." It already has happened.
Is it place on the Times fiction list? That graphic novel list was just created, and Watchmen's standing in it could be entirely relative. I wouldn't dispute that the movie has raised the book's salience and thus bumped sales somewhat, but I want to know just how much better the book is doing compared to before the movie came out (or a few weeks prior to the movie coming out, as I know plenty of people who made it a point to read the graphic novel shortly before seeing the film)

I mean this is one of those things, like Marley and Me being "the top romantic comedy in the country" when it came out, when really it was 4 or 5 or 6 out of all movies at the box office.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Inlander on 11 Mar 2009, 20:33
Maybe someone who knows comics history can shine some light on how the popularity of Superman and Batman comics changed as their movies came out? Maybe I'm wrong.

The difference is that Superman and Batman are already components of mass popular culture. There are generations of people who have grown up with them as long-established characters. Very few people are going to be spurred by the release of a film into buying comics about either of these characters because they already know the story, or at least they think they do, so there's very little curiosity to prompt further reading. Watchmen, by contrast, is a pretty obscure comic - certainly a long way from being cultural short-hand the way Batman or Superman are. If I may present myself as an example: I haven't seen the Watchmen film, but all the talk about the comic that accompanied the film's release made me go out and buy a copy. By contrast, when I saw Batman Begins, and watched the section with the origin story, all I could think was "Yep, seen this before". There's no mystery to Batman. He's been a constant presence my entire life. I'm not compelled to go and find out more about him.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 11 Mar 2009, 20:38
That's a fair point, but you're a nerd, as are we all by virtue of us even posting here. I wonder if your average Watchmen viewer experiences the same impulses. Moreover there will probably be a good portion of people who buy the novel but don't really read it, because of either the deliberate pace and unrelenting grimness of the book or the way that it was written (I know when I read it, it was only a short time before I became aggravated with Rorschach's clipped, broken inner monologues)
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Inlander on 11 Mar 2009, 22:16
Actually as far as comics go I'm pretty mainstream, inasmuch as I have almost zero interest in them. I own precisely three comic books/graphic novels/what-have-you, and all because my interest was piqued by movies: V for Vendetta, Watchmen, and Ghost World.

EDIT: Oh, and my grandmother's copy of the Tin-Pot Foreign General and the Old Iron Woman by Raymond Briggs, too.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 11 Mar 2009, 22:26
Is it place on the Times fiction list?
It probably isn't at the top of the actual list but it's still selling more copies than any other paperback graphic novel and I sincerely doubt that it would be sitting on top of the list like Thriller for months on end.

ALSO HARRY: PICK UP FUN HOME BY ALISON BECHDEL AND PERSEPOLIS MAYBE?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Inlander on 11 Mar 2009, 22:40
Actually right now I'm trying to find a copy of Jimmy Corrigan: the Smartest Kid on Earth, but nowhere around here seems to have it. Also I can't buy Persepolis for at least a year or two, otherwise people will just think I'm buying it 'cause they made a film out of it, and that's totally not cool, man.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 11 Mar 2009, 22:48
Well like I said, the graphic novel list is new. How do I know that Watchmen wasn't already selling well consistently going back into times before the list was compiled? Changes in trends are easy to imagine but impossible to establish. If the movie had such a huge impact it probably would've pushed the comic onto the fiction list if it wasn't already, and that gives a fairly good indicator of the change in sales the movie brought. Maybe there isn't one that's measurable. That's why I asked.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Hat on 12 Mar 2009, 06:07
Moreover there will probably be a good portion of people who buy the novel but don't really read it, because of either the deliberate pace and unrelenting grimness of the book or the way that it was written (I know when I read it, it was only a short time before I became aggravated with Rorschach's clipped, broken inner monologues)

I don't think this is really that true because people are pretty easily acclimatised to something like Rorschach's manner of speech by having been exposed to it through the movie format first in a more passive way. When engaging with the written form it becomes less dense and inaccessible as a result.

I haven't really talked to enough people who saw it without any knowledge of the book to gauge how much of a boost the book's popularity will get, but assuming I wasn't just really ripped and this is actually a really cool fun movie people can get into, I'd assume we're going to see a spike in interest of the book.

It was really awesome when I stumbled out of the cinema and eavesdropped on peoples reactions which were pretty much "DAMN MAN THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKED UP PEOPLE JUST GETTIN EXPLODED LIKE CRAZY" and "hmmm I think the hyper-stylistic violence betrayed Moore's narrative in a way but also reinforced the nature of the thematic wank wank wank wank wank wank" *strokes beard* and I just couldn't stop wondering out loud whether Dr Manhattan's dick was actually taller than I was on the IMAX screen.

Kind of glad I went really stoned the first time I saw it because I think it was a really fucking fun cool movie and I didn't have to overanalyse it, but now I can go back and really get into it and figure out if it was actually a good movie or not. If I'd gone sober first and decided I didn't like it it would have ruined that awesome fist pumping geekgasm shit like Rorschach in prison and the breakout.

Also there are a couple of little thematic things that aren't specifically important to the plot or the overall narrative that I'd never even picked up on reading the comic like Dr Manhattan simeltanously being an avatar of science and a god and how this is really the source of the conflict and how he was always going to have to leave Earth eventually.

Or I could just have been really stoned.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: lprkn on 12 Mar 2009, 08:08
I wish I did have some pre/post movie numbers on the graphic novel.

Maybe we're not giving people enough credit. I know that at my local comics place, sales of Sin City, the Dark Knight, the Killing Joke, 300, Spiderman, and even Superman went up due to their respective movies. Now you may say, "well these are mainstream, etc" or "it was just comics nerds buying their third copy" but I don't think comics have the stigma that they once did. A lot of people are willing to give comics a chance, I think.

Basically, anything that gets people into a shop these days is not really a bad thing. Just because they're frat boys/illiterate/douchenozzles/whatever doesn't matter too much to me. A comic reader is a comic reader.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Tom on 12 Mar 2009, 14:24
Is it place on the Times fiction list?
It probably isn't at the top of the actual list but it's still selling more copies than any other paperback graphic novel and I sincerely doubt that it would be sitting on top of the list like Thriller for months on end.

ALSO HARRY: PICK UP FUN HOME BY ALISON BECHDEL AND PERSEPOLIS MAYBE?

Fun Home is really, really, really good.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Mar 2009, 02:03
Well like I said, the graphic novel list is new. How do I know that Watchmen wasn't already selling well consistently going back into times before the list was compiled?
I dunno man, how do I know I won't crap out gold tomorrow? This is a twenty year-old book, dude. Maybe we don't know for sure but we can probably take a pretty good guess.

Like I don't get why you're being SUPER ADAMANT that this old cult book isn't possibly experiencing a boost in sales related to its development as a major motion picture.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Mar 2009, 02:36
I dunno why are you so adamant that it is oh BOOYAH
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Mar 2009, 13:02
So, anyone itchin' to see the Director's cut?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Tom on 13 Mar 2009, 13:27
Not itching but it'll probably be the version I'll see.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 14 Mar 2009, 06:37
I just came back from watching the film and I think it was ok. I honestly didn't mind the soundtrack, it all kind of felt fitting for me. The stylized violence was exactly what I expect from Snyder and I thought most of the actors did their jobs well (except for Veidt's crazy alternating accent and Silk Spectre I). The only thing that bugged me about the film was that I know that if I hadn't already read the graphic novel I really wouldn't have been able to follow it all that well. The story was good because I already knew it. It just wasn't told very well.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Joseph on 14 Mar 2009, 10:19
The New York Times reported that even the trailer a year back boosted sales of the book (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/14/arts/14arts-FILMTRAILERA_BRF.html?_r=2&ref=arts&oref=slogin&oref=slogin).  I really don't see how the movie could not have this sort of effect.

Harry, listen to Johnny.  His recommendations are gold (though Jimmy Corrigan is also really amazing, if incredibly depressing).
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Surgoshan on 14 Mar 2009, 10:48
I've only recently started getting into comics.  A few issues of sandman, some buffy, stuff like that.  I would have gotten Watchmen eventually, because it's a seminal work.  I bought it back in November because the movie was coming out.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 15 Mar 2009, 08:35
ALSO HARRY: PICK UP FUN HOME BY ALISON BECHDEL AND PERSEPOLIS MAYBE?

Yes.  Also, Maus
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Joseph on 15 Mar 2009, 09:39
Or just read this thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,21902.0.html).
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 16 Mar 2009, 11:55
Watchmen took a 67% hit in its second week, and looks unlikely to recoup its development costs ($150 mil) at the domestic box office (http://www.avclub.com/articles/weekend-box-office,25128/).
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Dimmukane on 16 Mar 2009, 12:15
I will save you this week, Zack Snyder!
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: KvP on 17 Mar 2009, 19:59
Solid Snake pleads with audiences not to leave his movie, promises them the moon and the stars (http://www.hardcorenerdity.com/profiles/blog/show?id=2239098:BlogPost:40658).
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Mar 2009, 00:38
oh my god that's the worst open letter i've ever read
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Mar 2009, 02:16
I have stated repeatedly that I really have no opinion on this film, in the sense that every criticism I have is cancelled out by something else. But one thing I can be sure about is that I have no intention of seeing it again, least of all in theaters. (I may watch the director's cut). Mostly because of it's overlength, but also because I am almost certain that if I did I would be far more mindful of the upsides than the downsides. Honestly I prefer not to hate this movie, and if I can't bring myself to like it then I would rather be neutral.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Inlander on 20 Mar 2009, 22:07
And presumably that you will then produce a second generation of Watchmen-lite screenplays.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 21 Mar 2009, 12:01
The worst thing is the fact that he signs off with "Trust me. You'll come back, eventually. Just like Sally."

Incredibly tasteless rape reference aside, such statements always deeply anger me. It's condescending as hell.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: StaedlerMars on 24 Mar 2009, 18:39
Bad open letter aside, I'm going to say something that might upset some people.

First off, I loved the book. I read it before I saw the movie (like, before I knew there was a movie coming out, two or three years ago), but I'm going to come out and say this:

I thought the movie had a better ending than the book.

Unless there's something that I'm missing (someone please point it out to me if I am), Moore's ending was just overly complicated, without adding anything significant. *kind of spoiler* blaming Dr. Manhattan makes more sense, and is simpler.

The fact that the movie basically stuck to the comic book word by word, shot by shot, might make it a bad original movie, but you definitely can't say that it wasn't true to the watchmen. Also, I thought that the opening credits were really well done.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Mar 2009, 18:42
How does the world uniting against an enemy they know to be invincible and know they can actually just blame the US for make more sense than an alien threat?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Mar 2009, 19:08
Seeing it again the sex scene is fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Mar 2009, 19:10
It really, really is.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: StaedlerMars on 24 Mar 2009, 20:18
How does the world uniting against an enemy they know to be invincible and know they can actually just blame the US for make more sense than an alien threat?

What would they do, just blame the US? In the movie Veidt didn't just destroy NYC. He also attacked other cities across the world (If I recall, Moscow too). This made Dr. Manhattan a common enemy to everyone.

Having Veidt obliterate an entire group of semi famous people after having them disappear for a couple of months, then creating a giant 'brain' which can't handle the basic teleportation system he's created so that it explodes and unleashes psychic waves? Then the rest of the world unites against an 'alien threat' that all it has done is teleport into new york city and exploded? You mean, all this race has managed to do is appear and then explode? Not much of a threat they can do anything about if you ask me. And a bit too complicated.

Now, if you're living under fear of an alien they're all familiar with - Dr. Manhattan - and have seen what he can do, and have seen that he has become slowly alienated from the rest of humanity. That's scary. This man that is indestructible. Best not piss him off, or give him any reason to be pissed off. See what the motherfucker can do?
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Lines on 24 Mar 2009, 20:29
I went and saw this again with friends who hadn't seen it (but again had not read the comic). I didn't giggle as much though the parts I did before and I also found the soundtrack to be less annoying. (Maybe because I went to a different theater and it wasn't as loud??) Overall I still like it and I still prefer the ending of the movie to the book for the same reason as above.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Surgoshan on 24 Mar 2009, 21:05
I still don't understand the hate for the alien-squid-ending. 
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Eris on 25 Mar 2009, 01:30
Ben and I went and saw this last weekend, neither of us have read the comic (we figured we would watch the movie first, so that we were a bit more impartial, I guess?) and I liked it. The sex seen made me giggle and I can see why people didn't like it. I thought it dragged on a little, and the closeups of jiggly bottoms made the whole thing a little ridiculous, but hey, whatever.

Iwas telling Ben afterwards taht they changed the ending from the comic, and how there was a giant one-eyed tentacle monster thingy from what I had seen in discussion threads because of some psychic dealio (basically in those words, too. I am great at explaining things.) and he just looked at me blankly. That kinda sums up how I am feeling about the eminent tentacle monster part of the book. You guys aren't really helping with that.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: StaedlerMars on 25 Mar 2009, 04:26
I still don't understand the hate for the alien-squid-ending. 

There's no hate. I didn't mind the ending in the book, in fact, I thought the fact that they went insane with fear when the alien squid landed was an awesome addition. I just thought the Dr. Manhattan ending was more believable.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Johnny C on 25 Mar 2009, 08:08
As a fan of both Watchmen and unnerving hardcore sex in feature films,
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Mar 2009, 12:08
Just the phrase Alien Squid Ending should be self explanatory in itself.

Actually that is what I tell anyone that seems outraged that they changed the ending without actually having read the book.
Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 25 Mar 2009, 15:16
 I was honestly so shocked that I liked it so much. They were able to keep the feel of the comic almost perfectly, somehow. The didn't leave out anything absolutely crucial, although I did miss the incidental characters, and was a little miffed at how they did the psychiatrist. Otherwise, I couldn't believe how solid the acting and  just about everything else was. In my opinion, it is like an awesome extra thing in the book's mythology.

 Also I picked up Black Freighter today. Can't wait to see it (I had no idea there was an adaptation of Under the Hood in it.. fucking awesome.)
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Post by: Joseph on 25 Mar 2009, 15:33
Was it just me, or was the lady playing Sally Jupiter Jr. incapable of acting?
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Post by: Dazed on 25 Mar 2009, 15:49
Yeah, nobody in the Jupiter family is winning any awards. They were both pretty much the lowpoints of the film.
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Post by: lprkn on 25 Mar 2009, 18:31
Nixon's nose, Nixon's nose.
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Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 26 Mar 2009, 00:45
I saw it again last night and was just even more convinced that the films ending made more sense than the comics. I'm ok with the genetic engineering aspect of the Giant Psychic Brain Squid, that makes total sense but the fact that there was no mention of psychics or any kind of superpowered humans other than Dr Manhatten anywhere in the books made it seem really unbelieveable. I mean I know a blue atomic man is kind of stretching things but at least it was introduced and made a part of the actual story. Moore wrote this really complex world full of compelling and interesting characters with everything being explained and suspension-of-disbeliefable and then fucked the entire thing by going "Oh and there are psychics too lol" at the end.
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Post by: KvP on 26 Mar 2009, 00:47
Was it just me, or was the lady playing Sally Jupiter Jr. incapable of acting?
Heh, look at any non-fanboi review of the film and you'll see the same complaints. Honestly I thought she was better than Matthew Goode, but not by much.
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Post by: öde on 26 Mar 2009, 04:50
Nixon's nose, Nixon's nose.

Nixon's bill. It took over half his screen time for me to stop inadvertantly concentrating on his... snozz is maybe the best word for it.

Many parts of the film were good. Some bits were great! As a whole it's not a great film though. I'm not sure if it's even a good one. I don't think it's one people are going to talk about much next year.

Quote from: Hayter
Is it Apocalypse Now? Is it Blade Runner? Is it Kubrick, or Starship Troopers?

No. No. No, and no.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 26 Mar 2009, 08:55
I think it was supposed to look kinda like a dick if you looked at it straight on.
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Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 26 Mar 2009, 11:57
For some reason I was ok with the nose. I think I read that particular Nixon as a caricature of the actual Nixon (whom I have no experience of outside of Futurama) so the nose really didn't bother me very much?
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Mar 2009, 12:27
I find it funny that in a movie with a naked, blue demigod, the thing I found the most unbelievable was Nixon's nose.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 29 Mar 2009, 06:06
as a caricature of the actual Nixon (whom I have no experience of outside of Futurama)

This. Also, I don't remember this, but was there any hint in the comic that the Comedian killed Kennedy? I don't remember that at all. I know there were hints that Jon could have stopped it from happening, but that's all as far as I recall.
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Post by: Inlander on 29 Mar 2009, 06:25
There's a very quick throwaway line about Kennedy, or about Dallas or something, in the comic, but it's not explicit and it's never elaborated upon.
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Post by: Dazed on 29 Mar 2009, 07:02
The line is something like "just don't ask me where I was when Kennedy got shot."
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Post by: Blyss on 30 Mar 2009, 08:58
I liked the movie okay.  It's not going to be heralded as lifechanging or anything - but it's okay.

I HAVE however, lost a lot of respect for David Hayter.

He seems kinda' pathetic to me now.

 :|
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Post by: Johnny C on 30 Mar 2009, 14:46
Can love bloom for your movie, Snake?
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Title: Re: Will you watch these Watchmen?
Post by: Alex C on 03 Apr 2009, 11:51
I swear to god the Boss was modeled after David Bowie. I will believe that to my grave.
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Post by: KvP on 03 Apr 2009, 12:56
Kojima is a pretty huge Bowie fan, yeah.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Apr 2009, 18:52
Morrison talks about Watchmen (http://www.wizarduniverse.com/033009morrisononwatchmen.html)
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Post by: NeverQuiteGoth on 15 May 2009, 22:19
http://www.cracked.com/blog/fox-can-eat-several-dicks/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/fox-can-eat-several-dicks/)

Has any one seen this?
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 May 2009, 23:42
You do know that was posted in December about a movie that has come and gone out of theaters for quite some time now? No offense, but at this point its a bit late to be talking about that particular fact.

That being said I read that entire article and agreed with him, but then again I'm drunk and the only thing that has served to do is put me in a righteous drunk anger

I'll be over in the Drunk Thread.
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Post by: Blyss on 16 May 2009, 19:04
FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP

 :lol:

That part made me laugh extremely hard.
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Post by: Johnny C on 17 May 2009, 13:26
Strategic acting would have helped too.
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Post by: Johnny C on 18 May 2009, 13:04
A bunch of the secondary characters were pretty bad too. The pedophile? Mickey from Seinfeld and his cronies?
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Post by: Meg on 19 May 2009, 18:53
Hated it.

That sex/Hallelujah scene, holy hell, wtf was that.
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Post by: JD on 19 May 2009, 20:05
It was hilarious.
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Post by: NeverQuiteGoth on 21 May 2009, 07:33
I'm dying of curiosity now. Everybody's talking about how hilarious this sex scene is.

(Is it gonna be like the sex scene in Underworld Evolution and totally not live up to the hype? Seriously, that was lame.)


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Post by: Blyss on 21 May 2009, 13:33
I'm honestly not sure what people are finding hilarious about it.

It was nothing to write home about, but I didn't laugh either...

*apparently missed the joke...

 :oops:
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Post by: Alex C on 21 May 2009, 15:32
A bunch of the secondary characters were pretty bad too. The pedophile? Mickey from Seinfeld and his cronies?

Of all the movies that I have mostly enjoyed, the Watchman had the most stuff that I thought was outright pretty crappy, and that does have a lot to do with the secondary performances and a general matter of tone. It just kinda worked out so that most of the crappy bits somehow didn't really affect the parts I did care about, namely Doctor Manhattan and the Comedian. I also really liked Rorschach, despite his heavy involvement in some of the scenes I just plain didn't care for (Pretty much everything to do with the prison.) Basically, I like the character and Haley and the costume designers did as good of a job with him as I could have asked for, so the good somehow more than than cancels out the bad, in mind. It's like I managed to compartmentalize the film into seperate movies.