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Title: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: anditsdiscontents on 11 Aug 2007, 01:08
So I saw the Shins at the Enmore Theatre in Sydney last night. They were great, but that's not exactly what this thread is about. I thought during their set that "hey, these guys should be bigger than Coldplay"... and then I thought, hey, there was a time when Coldplay actually had a similar(ish) sound. Well, in one song, at least: Don't Panic.

So my theory is that Coldplay could have been quite awesomely Shins-like at one point, but then when Yellow blew up, they let their U2 obsessions run free, and everything was ruined forever, as the t-shirt says.

or to put it another way: The Shins are what Coldplay should have turned into, but didn't.

thoughts/ridicule?

Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Emaline on 11 Aug 2007, 01:16
I don't like the Shins, either.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Beren on 11 Aug 2007, 01:40
Coldplay doesn't sound like U2.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: anditsdiscontents on 11 Aug 2007, 02:02
I prescribe some Miles Davis. Take twice a day after eating.

Also, between the Ska threads, Coldplay threads and numerous Spice Girls threads I would reiterate that the search function has a purpose. It's all well and good to have threads about shitty music too but we don't need more than one on each band. We had a Coldplay thread last week for example.


I only have Bitches' Brew... and can only listen to it at night. I fear my skull might collapse in on itself if I listen to that record whilst the sun is shining.

er. I didn't realise that there had been another Coldplay thread, for which I apologise.

Just wanted to share a half-arsed theory. I admit it's lame, that's why I tried it out on all you people on the internets. Y'know, 'cos you're not real.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Lazer on 11 Aug 2007, 02:50
Comparing Coldplay to The Shins is supposedly possible, in some ways, but only simply due to sounding similar in their suckiness.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Ishotdanieljohnston on 11 Aug 2007, 05:24

I prescribe some Miles Davis. Take twice a day after eating.

Also, between the Ska threads, Coldplay threads and numerous Spice Girls threads I would reiterate that the search function has a purpose. It's all well and good to have threads about shitty music too but we don't need more than one on each band. We had a Coldplay thread last week for example.


I only have Bitches' Brew... and can only listen to it at night. I fear my skull might collapse in on itself if I listen to that record whilst the sun is shining.

er. I didn't realise that there had been another Coldplay thread, for which I apologise.

Just wanted to share a half-arsed theory. I admit it's lame, that's why I tried it out on all you people on the internets. Y'know, 'cos you're not real.
man, Kind Of Blue is an absolute MUST in every collection. Get it. Get it now.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Caspian on 11 Aug 2007, 05:37
Comparing Coldplay to The Shins is supposedly possible, in some ways, but only simply due to sounding similar in their suckiness.

Quoted for Truth.

I wish Coldplay/U2/Snow Patrol/one of those big, crappy bands would put out something totally strange. If U2 put out a fusion jazz/drone doom/super wanky prog record or whatever I would have a lot more respect for them. I mean, come on, you've already earned millions of dollars and played arenas everywhere, so why not alienate your fan base? It's not like they've got anything else to do.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: John Curtin on 11 Aug 2007, 05:41
It's called a 'recording contract'.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Inlander on 11 Aug 2007, 07:30
man, Kind Of Blue is an absolute MUST in every collection. Get it. Get it now.

Kind of Blue is over-rated. Get 'Round About Midnight.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Hat on 11 Aug 2007, 08:53
I think my favorite thing abuot Kind of Blue is the version New York Voices do of it.

Still, its a classy fucking album, but I dont know shit about hell of Miles Davies work to compare it to anything else he's ever done. The version of Birth of the Cool I have sounds like it was recorded in a whales dick.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Emaline on 11 Aug 2007, 08:56
Comparing Coldplay to The Shins is supposedly possible, in some ways, but only simply due to sounding similar in their suckiness.

Quoted for Truth.

I wish Coldplay/U2/Snow Patrol/one of those big, crappy bands would put out something totally strange. If U2 put out a fusion jazz/drone doom/super wanky prog record or whatever I would have a lot more respect for them. I mean, come on, you've already earned millions of dollars and played arenas everywhere, so why not alienate your fan base? It's not like they've got anything else to do.


U2/Bono is busy saving the world!!!
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: KharBevNor on 11 Aug 2007, 09:08
Every thread sounds like Coldplay now (http://www.everythingsoundslikecoldplaynow.com/)
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Liz on 11 Aug 2007, 09:09
Yes.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: SeanBateman on 11 Aug 2007, 09:22
what if we just didn't talk about coldplay
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: camelpimp on 11 Aug 2007, 09:42
Let's talk about... Bikini Kill instead.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Thrillho on 11 Aug 2007, 09:56
You may have a point. Except I give less of a shit about The Shins than I do about Coldplay.
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Post by: Ernest on 11 Aug 2007, 11:05
Guy Picciotto had a child with one of the members of Bikini Kill I think.
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: E. Spaceman on 11 Aug 2007, 13:03


Quoted for Truth.

I wish Coldplay/U2/Snow Patrol/one of those big, crappy bands would put out something totally strange. If U2 put out a fusion jazz/drone doom/super wanky prog record or whatever I would have a lot more respect for them. I mean, come on, you've already earned millions of dollars and played arenas everywhere, so why not alienate your fan base? It's not like they've got anything else to do.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/U2_Zooropa.jpg)
Title: Re: a theory on coldplay.
Post by: Narr on 11 Aug 2007, 15:38
I prescribe some Miles Davis. Take twice a day after eating.

It worked for me, Dr. Dski.