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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: 3Z3VH on 30 Aug 2007, 00:19
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Just post a one-line comment about what you would do if you were a certain type of band/group (Examples below).
If I had a popular band, I would make a super-experimental (read: crap) album with the rest of the band, and 'leak' it on the internet as if it were the upcoming real release.
If I led a classical orchestra, I would demand that one random individual in the orchestra stand up and sit back down for no reason at all, just to confuse the audience.
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If i had a punk band i'd get a tattoo and a misfits tshirt so everyone would know i was punk
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If I were in an emo band, I'd whine about how much my life sucks in my songs, but when MTV interviews me, I'd never for a second shut up about how awesome I am.
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If I was Rob Marton, I'd conquer my illness and reform Discordance Axis.
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If i was in a heavy death-metal-core band i would get an ass load of satanic body mutilations, like shit that would scare little kids if you were to walk past them on the street. We'd have naked midgets suck off animals at our concerts and eat babies on stage. I'd end my month of fame when when i visit the pope and kill him. I'd hang myself in prison after writing a few books.
we'd be called.. Gox Pesus!
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If I was emo, I'd kill myself for confusing "emo" for "complete crap".
If I was in an orchestra, I would make fun of the violins for thinking they are better than everybody else.
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If I were Low I'd tell Alan Sparhawk to keep smokin' weed and making more records like Curtain Hits the Cast and Secret Name.
If I were Mastodon I'd record a cover of Merle Haggard tunes.
If I were Metallica I'd fire Lars and start drinkin' again.
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If I was a death metal band I'd made all the songs are puppies and kittens. Maybe add some rainbows in there too.
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If I was the frontman of an old timey burlesque/night club band, I'd book us to play at bar mitzvahs, and hotel lobbies.
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If I was Milla Jovovich I would play klezmer-metal at weddings.
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If I was musically talented, I would start a band. Yeah.
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If I was a hardcore punk band, I would play nothing but Belle and Sebastian covers.
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If I was in a rock n roll band, I'd work really hard to write interesting and engaging songs, and play them to audiences with much enthusiasm. Also I would attempt to promote my band through the Internet and word-of-mouth, in the hopes of maybe being able to release an album that people would enjoy listening to.
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If I were in The Decemberists, I would write a concept album about The Cat In The Hat (and his psychosomatic properties).
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If I was a death metal band I'd made all the songs are puppies and kittens. Maybe add some rainbows in there too.
You joke, but one of my twisted musical ambitions is to be somehow involved in the creation of a death metal cover of the Cheers theme song.
I am completely serious about that.
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Oh sweet zombie Jesus that is the best idea ever
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If I was in a boy band I'd be so hot all the girls AND guys wanted me, and I'd sing the most spaced out falsetto imaginable
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If I had an EBM band I'd make a whole CD without using one single film sample, just to see if it can be done.
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If I was in a boy band I'd be so hot all the girls AND guys wanted me, and I'd sing the most spaced out falsetto imaginable
Justin Timberlake? What?
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Tweepunk. Yep.
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If I were Wolf Parade, I would forbid side projects for three months and make a new album.
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If I was in a boy band I'd be so hot all the girls AND guys wanted me, and I'd sing the most spaced out falsetto imaginable
Justin Timberlake? What?
I was thinking Mika. Don't know about the hotness, but the falsetto is...whoa.
If I was guy in a glam rock band, I would make the girls simultaneously love me and make them jealous at the same time, for being prettier than they are. The guys would probably feel the same, too.
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If I was in a boy band I'd be so hot all the girls AND guys wanted me, and I'd sing the most spaced out falsetto imaginable
You mean you'd be Art Garfunkel.
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Because Garfunkel is a total hottie in a boy band.
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If I were Weezer I'd make Rivers Cuomo get a divorce, and have him fall in love with lesbians and underage Japanese girls again.
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If I was a death metal band I'd made all the songs are puppies and kittens. Maybe add some rainbows in there too.
You joke, but one of my twisted musical ambitions is to be somehow involved in the creation of a death metal cover of the Cheers theme song.
I am completely serious about that.
People should give you money to make that idea come true. Just not me.
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If I were a rich man, YA HA DEEDLE DEEDLE BUBBA BUBBA DEEDLE DEEDLE DUM
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If I had a hip-hop group, I'd always rap about how hard I am, and how much the ghetto sucked, and then I'd show up to interviews wearing Cardigans, and khakis, and speak in a very articulate manner.
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Oh sweet zombie Jesus that is the best idea ever
Have either of you heard of The Anti-Ben? Their cover of the Rug-Rats theme tune (entitled 'Under the Rug of Rats') is pure goddamn genius.
@Amok: You're mad sir. MAD!
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If I was Axl Rose I'd kill myself instantly, and pull all my albums from sale before I did.
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Probably safer to burn 'em
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If I were a lot of bands, I'd change our fucking name to something less cheeky, ironic, and stupid.
If I were in a punk band, we'd be called Manty Lies, named after male panties and the Sonic Youth song 'Panty Lies.' We would be referred to as brrocore by the press and write songs about how women are dumb and being gay is awesome. Our first single would be called 'Suck My Left One (My Testicles, I Mean).'
If I were Sufjan Stevens, I'd get around to maybe finishing some new material before the end of the decade.
If I were Cat Power, I'd go back to drinking too much and actually playing my own songs in concert instead of dressing like a twat from the 80s and doing R&B/blues/country bullshit.
If I were in Radiohead, even I would have stop caring if I ever released another album.
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If I was in a shitty boys band, I would hire someone to kill all members of my band, I would then change my name to Gustavio Metalo, move to Mexico and then form a mariachi/death metal band called The Gruesome Ay-Ay-Ay
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If I was Lightning Bolt, I'd smack hos when I'm not rockin' my shows.
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If I was in a shitty boys band, I would hire someone to kill all members of my band, I would then change my name to Gustavio Metalo, move to Mexico and then form a mariachi/death metal band called The Gruesome Ay-Ay-Ay
if i was in a good boy band
...wait something went wrong there
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If I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum oh shit I can't get out of this loop... oh. Nevermind. Hey did you guys know that I am in a melodic black metal band?
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no i didn't but what would you do if you were in a melodic black metal band?
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Shit I don't know.
I'd probably post on an internet forum about it.
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If I were Wolf Parade, I would forbid side projects for three months and make a new album.
indeed.