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Title: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: mberan42 on 15 Nov 2007, 20:21
n/t
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Nov 2007, 20:22
step off whore, don't you be touching my man
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Lines on 15 Nov 2007, 20:23
FIGHT!
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: squawk on 15 Nov 2007, 20:26
hey ladies first

geez have some manners
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Ballard on 15 Nov 2007, 20:26
This is what happens when the gods mingle with the mortals. Don't do it.

(http://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/girl-with-8-limbs.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Iron_Fist on 15 Nov 2007, 21:05
It's okay, there's enough JohnnyC to go around... But I have first dibs.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: ForteBass on 15 Nov 2007, 21:16
Please, kids. I planted my flag in that ass a long time ago.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: ruyi on 15 Nov 2007, 21:26
yeah, guys, the beauty of this is that johnny is a male. we can all have his babies.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Liz on 15 Nov 2007, 21:27
Hooray!
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Joseph on 15 Nov 2007, 21:28
As much as I love Johnny, I'm only willing if he's up for having my babies.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Ballard on 15 Nov 2007, 21:34
Those who require commitment better get the hell out.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: MusicScribbles on 15 Nov 2007, 21:52
Didn't we already have Johnny C's babies? I remember this thread...
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Storm Rider on 15 Nov 2007, 22:25
None of you have what I have with Johnny. NONE.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Nov 2007, 23:16
I've perfected a technique that will in fact allow the men on the forum to have my babies.

I have sex with their girlfriends.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Cartilage Head on 15 Nov 2007, 23:19
 We need better DARMA.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: axerton on 15 Nov 2007, 23:30
I've perfected a technique that will in fact allow the men on the forum to have my babies.

I have sex with their girlfriends.

You mean you've perfected a technique that allows the small portion of men who frequent this forum and have girlfriends to have your babies.

Keep working.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Joseph on 15 Nov 2007, 23:32
This is not good.  Johnny lives closer to my girlfriend than I do.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Tom on 16 Nov 2007, 00:22
Please, kids. I planted my flag in that ass a long time ago.

Conquistorporn!!
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Tom on 16 Nov 2007, 00:39
all those girlfriends of yours have scabies from the last time you played with them. :-D
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: quietnow on 16 Nov 2007, 02:22
i would probably legitimately fuck johnny c...
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: quietnow on 16 Nov 2007, 02:48
probably legitimately

I would see this band.

i would see YOUR band.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: tania on 16 Nov 2007, 07:02
wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??

i think i win by default.
other canadian forumites, we can fight about this if you want but please keep in mind i will almost certainly reduce you to a thin worthless paste. you have been warned.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Liz on 16 Nov 2007, 07:03
Pssh, my state borders Canada. Besides, there's this lovely thing on the Internet called GoogleMaps that just seems to know where everything is.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Lines on 16 Nov 2007, 08:30
That and if he's going to be at QCon, it's all over. I can see the massive cat fight over who gets to bear Johnny's first child. I think I'll just wait for you all to beat each other up and then kidnap him when nobody's looking.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Something Witty on 16 Nov 2007, 08:41
wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??

i think i win by default.
other canadian forumites, we can fight about this if you want but please keep in mind i will almost certainly reduce you to a thin worthless paste. you have been warned.


GOOGLE EARTH BIZNATCH.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: 0bsessions on 16 Nov 2007, 09:10
wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/JohnnyC2.jpg)

Check and mate, folks...
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: camelpimp on 16 Nov 2007, 09:20
I have no interest in your silly baby-planting proceeding. Silly people.

I only wish to video you guys and sell the results.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: valley_parade on 16 Nov 2007, 09:21
I have Johnny's address sitting around in my PM inbox.

You think he'd be happy with a torch-carrying mob showing up at his door, ready to fuck him?
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: 0bsessions on 16 Nov 2007, 09:23
Only one way to find out...
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: valley_parade on 16 Nov 2007, 09:24
You guys can fuck him, I'm just gonna put my mixtape in his mailbox.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Johnny C on 16 Nov 2007, 10:22
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/JohnnyC2.jpg)

Congratulations, this image, you win the Most Surprising Part Of This Thread Award!
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 16 Nov 2007, 11:35
are you telling me that's where you actually live? THAT IS NOT HOW I IMAGINED CANADA

too many houses, not enough bears.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: öde on 16 Nov 2007, 11:52
Actually the houses are full of bears. Canada is like a post-zombie-apocalypse world but with bears instead of the undead.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: jhocking on 16 Nov 2007, 13:15
Check and mate, folks...
Checkmate my ass, this just means you're still in the game. Now you know how to find the field of battle, you still have to win the fight.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: 0bsessions on 16 Nov 2007, 13:26
Not if I eliminate the competition first...:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/jhocking.jpg)

Edit: I hereby petition for this thread to be retitled "The How Many Lines Can Jon Cross In a Single Afternoon Thread"
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: a pack of wolves on 16 Nov 2007, 13:53
You guys can fuck him, I'm just gonna put my mixtape in his mailbox.

Best euphemism ever.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: tania on 16 Nov 2007, 13:57
i stand corrected!
plan b: overwhelming diplomacy

john cameron, we've known each other a long time now. maybe it's time we got exclusive. i think i could be a pretty good wife; i'm really good at toasting pop-tarts, and if you ever needed someone reduced to a thin worthless paste i could make this happen in a second. i'm also, like, super hot. you might say my only weakness is that i'm occasionally too hot. observe:

(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/285/n164200874303098981317yh2.jpg)

what i am basically trying to say here is that thanks to obsessions i now have an aerial description of where you live, so maybe it would be a good idea if you could consent and stuff so i don't have to do this the hard way.

yours forever,
tania
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: öde on 16 Nov 2007, 14:39
FIGHT YOU!
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Johnny C on 16 Nov 2007, 15:22
I suggest that we make this whole thing more like It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. That way, I won't have to choose between all of you phenomenal people*.





*plus, it lessens the chance that a canadian luchadoress will pummel me into a fine paste
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Tom on 16 Nov 2007, 16:30
What if Johnny is God?

He wouldn't have to sleep with anyone to get 'em preggers.

so...... who wants to immaculately conceive Johnny's baby?
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 16 Nov 2007, 16:33
what, and get all the bad parts without the good part?

that's like getting an icecream headache without getting to eat the icecream first. you should feel bad for even suggesting it.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: tania on 16 Nov 2007, 16:44
What if Johnny is God?

"what if"?
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Inlander on 16 Nov 2007, 17:21
I'm going to move to Canada to try my luck with the women Johnny C rejects.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Liz on 16 Nov 2007, 17:25
So when we all turn up at his door and get rejected, you'll be there to console us?

How sweet.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Nov 2007, 19:24
tania has a point with her picture, we need to settle this in the ring

I declare a Lucha Libre match for Johnny's heart
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: StMonkey on 16 Nov 2007, 20:01
I am so in favor of this.

Hopefully with the inclusion of water or mud and the exclusion of many layers of clothing.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: mberan42 on 16 Nov 2007, 20:07
this post remains n/t
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Nov 2007, 20:26
console

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: 0bsessions on 16 Nov 2007, 21:24
Guys, stop bothering. You all contributed to the map and hence I can and will come to all of your homes to destroy you and thus claim the prize.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Liz on 16 Nov 2007, 23:16
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Yes. That is all I need to say on the subject.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Tom on 17 Nov 2007, 01:13
what, and get all the bad parts without the good part?

that's like getting an icecream headache without getting to eat the icecream first. you should feel bad for even suggesting it.

I don't.
Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."
But hey, semantics are a crazy thing. I must be speaking different English due to me being stuck on gaint semi-useless arid island.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Iron_Fist on 17 Nov 2007, 01:29
None of you have what I have with Johnny. NONE.
I've known him longer.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: ummmkay on 17 Nov 2007, 06:54
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/i_so_rule/obsessions.jpg)

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Also this thread has caused that song "I Wanna Have Your Babies" to be stuck in my head since yesterday. This does not make me happy.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: KharBevNor on 17 Nov 2007, 07:32
You think he'd be happy with a torch-carrying mob showing up at his door, ready to fuck him?

Have you been reading my dream diary?
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Nov 2007, 07:49
Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."

Not only is this the worst pun ever but damnit, how they get the baby is my decision.

I am going to be the world's best sperm donor.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: jhocking on 17 Nov 2007, 08:34
I am reminded of the part of Catch-22 where Yossarian planned to populate the world with his illegitimate children by traveling around making donations to sperm banks.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Nov 2007, 09:42
Joe Hocking compared me to one of my favourite literary characters.

He is now in the lead.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Ballard on 17 Nov 2007, 12:00
(http://i18.tinypic.com/71cgrxf.png)
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: öde on 17 Nov 2007, 12:21
It took me a couple of seconds to work out that it wasn't an insect of some sort and then I just thought 'that is awesome.'
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Ballard on 17 Nov 2007, 12:32
That took me like 25 minutes in MS Paint.

It's an isopod/luchadoress/black-belt with huge muscles/Tania with an Ani DiFranco album.

Yes, I actually looked up what the dust jacket for Not A Pretty Girl looks like.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Tom on 17 Nov 2007, 12:34
Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."

Not only is this the worst pun ever but damnit, how they get the baby is my decision.

I am going to be the world's best sperm donor.

Pun where? I never make the intentionally.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: öde on 17 Nov 2007, 12:48
"2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."

A hur hur hur!
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Lines on 17 Nov 2007, 18:24
Guys, stop bothering. You all contributed to the map and hence I can and will come to all of your homes to destroy you and thus claim the prize.

Yes, but some of us guessed because that site was so godawful slow. Those of us who did this have the advantage.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Jul 2010, 01:40
who's still down
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: tania on 15 Jul 2010, 01:50
i'm already carrying your baby jc, we're gonna be together forever now

i wouldn't ask too many questions if i were you but just know that i warned you three years ago that this could go the easy way or the hard way and you brought this upon yourself and now you are going to pay
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Dollface on 15 Jul 2010, 02:10
Sorry JC but im not down even the thought of having hairy arse sex with you horrifies me,
Further more i have seen what kinda facial hair you have and i will not smack my dick in that face.


I know you are sweet guy but im a shallow dude.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: David_Dovey on 15 Jul 2010, 02:46
i'm already carrying your baby jc, we're gonna be together forever now

i wouldn't ask too many questions if i were you but just know that i warned you three years ago that this could go the easy way or the hard way and you brought this upon yourself and now you are going to pay

Tania I don't remember ever seeing that pic of you before

If that JohnnyC cad done ever treat you wrong I've got awfully big and tear-absorbent shoulders just ripe for the leanin'
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Ballard on 15 Jul 2010, 03:20
The picture I posted has since 404'd and I would really like to find out what exactly it was.

My exact description of it several posts down does not jog my memory.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Dliessmgg on 15 Jul 2010, 03:31
hey hey hey

I'm in Switzerland. Switzerland is next to Austria. There's a village in Austria.

(http://www.wadias.in/site/arzan/blog/fucking_austria.jpg)

So, me and only me.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Ballard on 15 Jul 2010, 03:41
Does that mean "Please- do not steal the sign!?"
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Dliessmgg on 15 Jul 2010, 03:45
It means "Please - not that fast!".
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Inlander on 15 Jul 2010, 04:01
Austria's for sloooow fucking, baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvkRZookFM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvkRZookFM)
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Patrick on 15 Jul 2010, 11:40
Moar liek slow-fucking babies, amirite
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: tania on 15 Jul 2010, 16:03
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/03/the_baby_snuggie_pm-thumb-300x433.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Jul 2010, 17:05
Quaaaaaaaid!!
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Patrick on 26 Jul 2010, 12:40
GURL U MAEK ME WANNA GITCHU PREGNEEEEENT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPXokTCcPww)
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Johnny C on 27 Jul 2010, 12:23
if you think i haven't already heard that song or something you are sadly mistaken
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Patrick on 27 Jul 2010, 14:50
Hey man.

Hey, man.

You just told the retarded kid at a party that you didn't like his joke because it was old.

Why would you do that, Johnny.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Ballard on 27 Jul 2010, 14:55
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: MrBlu on 27 Jul 2010, 15:27
Guys. I've got the One-Up on all of you.

I'm black. Multiracial relationships are the best. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Jul 2010, 13:10
I hear tell that once you have ventured into relationships with people of darker shades of skin, you continue to have a predilection for it.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: snalin on 01 Aug 2010, 09:50
sig'd

edit: wait, fuck, maybe it's more appropriate if bluy takes it.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Slick on 02 Aug 2010, 14:35
I saw Shotgun Jimmie again this weekend and it re-affirmed my belief that a Shotgun Jimmie is what a Johnny C evolves into after he has won enough poke-battles.
Title: Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Aug 2010, 02:47
shotgun jimmie rules