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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: mberan42 on 15 Nov 2007, 20:21
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n/t
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step off whore, don't you be touching my man
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FIGHT!
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hey ladies first
geez have some manners
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This is what happens when the gods mingle with the mortals. Don't do it.
(http://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/girl-with-8-limbs.jpg)
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It's okay, there's enough JohnnyC to go around... But I have first dibs.
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Please, kids. I planted my flag in that ass a long time ago.
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yeah, guys, the beauty of this is that johnny is a male. we can all have his babies.
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Hooray!
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As much as I love Johnny, I'm only willing if he's up for having my babies.
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Those who require commitment better get the hell out.
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Didn't we already have Johnny C's babies? I remember this thread...
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None of you have what I have with Johnny. NONE.
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I've perfected a technique that will in fact allow the men on the forum to have my babies.
I have sex with their girlfriends.
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We need better DARMA.
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I've perfected a technique that will in fact allow the men on the forum to have my babies.
I have sex with their girlfriends.
You mean you've perfected a technique that allows the small portion of men who frequent this forum and have girlfriends to have your babies.
Keep working.
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This is not good. Johnny lives closer to my girlfriend than I do.
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Please, kids. I planted my flag in that ass a long time ago.
Conquistorporn!!
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all those girlfriends of yours have scabies from the last time you played with them. :-D
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i would probably legitimately fuck johnny c...
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probably legitimately
I would see this band.
i would see YOUR band.
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wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??
i think i win by default.
other canadian forumites, we can fight about this if you want but please keep in mind i will almost certainly reduce you to a thin worthless paste. you have been warned.
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Pssh, my state borders Canada. Besides, there's this lovely thing on the Internet called GoogleMaps that just seems to know where everything is.
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That and if he's going to be at QCon, it's all over. I can see the massive cat fight over who gets to bear Johnny's first child. I think I'll just wait for you all to beat each other up and then kidnap him when nobody's looking.
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wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??
i think i win by default.
other canadian forumites, we can fight about this if you want but please keep in mind i will almost certainly reduce you to a thin worthless paste. you have been warned.
GOOGLE EARTH BIZNATCH.
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wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/JohnnyC2.jpg)
Check and mate, folks...
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I have no interest in your silly baby-planting proceeding. Silly people.
I only wish to video you guys and sell the results.
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I have Johnny's address sitting around in my PM inbox.
You think he'd be happy with a torch-carrying mob showing up at his door, ready to fuck him?
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Only one way to find out...
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You guys can fuck him, I'm just gonna put my mixtape in his mailbox.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/JohnnyC2.jpg)
Congratulations, this image, you win the Most Surprising Part Of This Thread Award!
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are you telling me that's where you actually live? THAT IS NOT HOW I IMAGINED CANADA
too many houses, not enough bears.
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Actually the houses are full of bears. Canada is like a post-zombie-apocalypse world but with bears instead of the undead.
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Check and mate, folks...
Checkmate my ass, this just means you're still in the game. Now you know how to find the field of battle, you still have to win the fight.
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Not if I eliminate the competition first...:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/jhocking.jpg)
Edit: I hereby petition for this thread to be retitled "The How Many Lines Can Jon Cross In a Single Afternoon Thread"
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You guys can fuck him, I'm just gonna put my mixtape in his mailbox.
Best euphemism ever.
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i stand corrected!
plan b: overwhelming diplomacy
john cameron, we've known each other a long time now. maybe it's time we got exclusive. i think i could be a pretty good wife; i'm really good at toasting pop-tarts, and if you ever needed someone reduced to a thin worthless paste i could make this happen in a second. i'm also, like, super hot. you might say my only weakness is that i'm occasionally too hot. observe:
(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/285/n164200874303098981317yh2.jpg)
what i am basically trying to say here is that thanks to obsessions i now have an aerial description of where you live, so maybe it would be a good idea if you could consent and stuff so i don't have to do this the hard way.
yours forever,
tania
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FIGHT YOU!
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I suggest that we make this whole thing more like It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. That way, I won't have to choose between all of you phenomenal people*.
*plus, it lessens the chance that a canadian luchadoress will pummel me into a fine paste
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What if Johnny is God?
He wouldn't have to sleep with anyone to get 'em preggers.
so...... who wants to immaculately conceive Johnny's baby?
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what, and get all the bad parts without the good part?
that's like getting an icecream headache without getting to eat the icecream first. you should feel bad for even suggesting it.
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What if Johnny is God?
"what if"?
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I'm going to move to Canada to try my luck with the women Johnny C rejects.
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So when we all turn up at his door and get rejected, you'll be there to console us?
How sweet.
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tania has a point with her picture, we need to settle this in the ring
I declare a Lucha Libre match for Johnny's heart
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I am so in favor of this.
Hopefully with the inclusion of water or mud and the exclusion of many layers of clothing.
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this post remains n/t
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console
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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Guys, stop bothering. You all contributed to the map and hence I can and will come to all of your homes to destroy you and thus claim the prize.
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Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Yes. That is all I need to say on the subject.
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what, and get all the bad parts without the good part?
that's like getting an icecream headache without getting to eat the icecream first. you should feel bad for even suggesting it.
I don't.
Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."
But hey, semantics are a crazy thing. I must be speaking different English due to me being stuck on gaint semi-useless arid island.
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None of you have what I have with Johnny. NONE.
I've known him longer.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/i_so_rule/obsessions.jpg)
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
Also this thread has caused that song "I Wanna Have Your Babies" to be stuck in my head since yesterday. This does not make me happy.
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You think he'd be happy with a torch-carrying mob showing up at his door, ready to fuck him?
Have you been reading my dream diary?
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Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."
Not only is this the worst pun ever but damnit, how they get the baby is my decision.
I am going to be the world's best sperm donor.
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I am reminded of the part of Catch-22 where Yossarian planned to populate the world with his illegitimate children by traveling around making donations to sperm banks.
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Joe Hocking compared me to one of my favourite literary characters.
He is now in the lead.
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(http://i18.tinypic.com/71cgrxf.png)
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It took me a couple of seconds to work out that it wasn't an insect of some sort and then I just thought 'that is awesome.'
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That took me like 25 minutes in MS Paint.
It's an isopod/luchadoress/black-belt with huge muscles/Tania with an Ani DiFranco album.
Yes, I actually looked up what the dust jacket for Not A Pretty Girl looks like.
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Besides is the topic not "Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby", that does not mean "Johnny C, I want to have awesome unprotected sex with you and subsequently become pregnant with the 2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."
Not only is this the worst pun ever but damnit, how they get the baby is my decision.
I am going to be the world's best sperm donor.
Pun where? I never make the intentionally.
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"2nd (or 1st depending on your faith) coming."
A hur hur hur!
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Guys, stop bothering. You all contributed to the map and hence I can and will come to all of your homes to destroy you and thus claim the prize.
Yes, but some of us guessed because that site was so godawful slow. Those of us who did this have the advantage.
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who's still down
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i'm already carrying your baby jc, we're gonna be together forever now
i wouldn't ask too many questions if i were you but just know that i warned you three years ago that this could go the easy way or the hard way and you brought this upon yourself and now you are going to pay
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Sorry JC but im not down even the thought of having hairy arse sex with you horrifies me,
Further more i have seen what kinda facial hair you have and i will not smack my dick in that face.
I know you are sweet guy but im a shallow dude.
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i'm already carrying your baby jc, we're gonna be together forever now
i wouldn't ask too many questions if i were you but just know that i warned you three years ago that this could go the easy way or the hard way and you brought this upon yourself and now you are going to pay
Tania I don't remember ever seeing that pic of you before
If that JohnnyC cad done ever treat you wrong I've got awfully big and tear-absorbent shoulders just ripe for the leanin'
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The picture I posted has since 404'd and I would really like to find out what exactly it was.
My exact description of it several posts down does not jog my memory.
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hey hey hey
I'm in Switzerland. Switzerland is next to Austria. There's a village in Austria.
(http://www.wadias.in/site/arzan/blog/fucking_austria.jpg)
So, me and only me.
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Does that mean "Please- do not steal the sign!?"
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It means "Please - not that fast!".
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Austria's for sloooow fucking, baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvkRZookFM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvkRZookFM)
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Moar liek slow-fucking babies, amirite
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(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/03/the_baby_snuggie_pm-thumb-300x433.jpg)
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Quaaaaaaaid!!
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GURL U MAEK ME WANNA GITCHU PREGNEEEEENT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPXokTCcPww)
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if you think i haven't already heard that song or something you are sadly mistaken
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Hey man.
Hey, man.
You just told the retarded kid at a party that you didn't like his joke because it was old.
Why would you do that, Johnny.
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:laugh:
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Guys. I've got the One-Up on all of you.
I'm black. Multiracial relationships are the best. :mrgreen:
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I hear tell that once you have ventured into relationships with people of darker shades of skin, you continue to have a predilection for it.
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sig'd
edit: wait, fuck, maybe it's more appropriate if bluy takes it.
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I saw Shotgun Jimmie again this weekend and it re-affirmed my belief that a Shotgun Jimmie is what a Johnny C evolves into after he has won enough poke-battles.
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shotgun jimmie rules