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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: jeph on 03 Dec 2007, 19:33
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Make requests in this thread. Creative requests are more likely to be filled than boring "Draw me like a QC character!" crap. Also if they are too complicated I will not draw them either. Also it has to be legible at 125x125px because that is what size they will probably be.
I will do these until I get tired of them, at which point I will stop.
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Jeph I do not want a hamster with a boner but anything else is fine, really.
There are not many clever puns or visual jokes you could use for Lunchbox, and I would want it to kind of fit. I will have to think about this whilst I am at work unless someone else can come up with a stellar idea.
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Would you be so kind as to draw a sandworm with a snowman on it?
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mario having sex with. . .well, pretty much anything. mario having sex.
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You like Mass Effect, no? How about an avatar of Wrex... playing the congas or something. Or crying like a little girl. Whatever you feel like drawing.
Or better yet, an Elcor doing something, playing bass guitar or having an adverse reaction to a Mars Volta song or something. Probably easier to draw, and generally more awesome.
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can you draw me a fatty plz?
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Could you please draw me a palindrome with a personality disorder?
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How about a dancing sandwich? Feel free to choose your favorite kind of sandwich.
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You like Mass Effect, no? How about an avatar of Wrex... playing the congas or something. Or crying like a little girl. Whatever you feel like drawing.
Or better yet, an Elcor doing something, playing bass guitar or reacting to a Mars Volta song or something. Probably easier to draw, and generally more awesome.
Awesome idea. I want one relating to Garrus somehow. I can't think of something funny for him to do.
I actually just had an awesome Mass Effect-related idea, but it's a mad spoiler. Shit.
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Can you please make one of a neurotic hobbit running with scissors?
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Not an actual request for an avatar but I believe we are all still awaiting
I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH
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some variation of the icon chairman mao. preferably including his hat with the star. give him googly eyes, or draw him as a furry, or give him a boner, etc.
thank you for fielding these requests! i hope you get to do fun ones.
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Something to do with a giant squid would be pretty cool but if not I don't care.
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I know I don't deserve one because I'm new, but if you get around to making some for newbies I'd like an icon of wee little B.D. Wong from Law & Order.
Cutest forensic psychologist everrr :laugh:
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I would like to see me riding a gigantic albatross! Any vaguely drawn bald man will suffice for me, of course.
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Not an actual request for an avatar but I believe we are all still awaiting
I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH
Oh man make this and I will use it as an avatar forever.
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How about a panda nut checking a vampire? Or a cyborg teddy bear,
oh oh
a pirate panda!
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a blue cat wearing a hat with a paw mark on it
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(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/ampersandwich.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/darkflame.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/eris.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/fatty.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/kidvanpervert.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/misconception.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/sam.png)
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I would not mind an animal with a look of utter deapair on its face. So depressed it would end itself if it could. The cuter the base animal the better.
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Can I have a zombie walking down the street, holding hands with a penguin?
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(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/sam.png)
omg so awesome
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Cthulu being hit on the head with a large hammer similar to the one in Super Smash Brothers.
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I would not mind an animal with a look of utter deapair on its face. So depressed it would end itself if it could. The cuter the base animal the better.
Bunny Suicides? (http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html)
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Would you like us to host these ourselves on photobucket?
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Bunny Suicides? (http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html)
Haha close, but they do not look sad enough.
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Pintsize and Winslow as Pirates. Or Ninjas...or just...Pintsize and Winslow.
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either James Lipton dancing a jig over Will Ferrell's grave or Paul Bunyon holding a bloody axe and licking his lips, with a subtitle saying Blue oxen still have Red meat.
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If you'd like, recreate my avatar in the most fabulous way you can.
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How about an AnthroWii-mote?
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Chibi James Murphy
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the above Wiimote doing compromising things for its owner.
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[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/drillking.png[/img]
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I used to have (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/lilBUTTERFLY.bmp) as an avatar, and I think it as a venomous dethfly monster fangy monster-bug would be amazing.
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(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/emilio.png)
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Draw me a steam punk, rubber chicken.
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God damn it why does my creativity go out the window when I'm asked to be creative.
Some sort of dragon would be cool if you have the time and inclination.
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Bunny Suicides? (http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html)
Haha I have that book on my desk. Best birthday present my brother ever gave me.
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(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/kidvanpervert.png)
Most excellent. Thanks. Might turn out a bit squashed, but it's too great for me to care.
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A dog wearing a wig.
Oh wait.
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A raccoon with coffee who is quite obviously spazzing out from too much caffeine? Please maybe. Or something with duckling(s) saying something lewd/crazy.
It is the best I can come up with. Physics has eaten my brain.
Also, this is amazing.
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May you please draw me a picture of Einstein writing dirty words on a blackboard?
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How about something surprised getting awesomely punched through? Whether it is a pop-tart, a person, a cookie, an animal...I'm not picky.
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A cooler dead smiley.
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I would like to request a dog, dressed as a bee. Any kind of dog would do but pug would be preferred.
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Me as a salty sea dog. (http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/221/84/122100375/n122100375_30096911_695.jpg)
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(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/rageaholicdove/jcemoticon.png)?
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Daft Punk fighting with Kraftwerk
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A super-sweet metal guitar.
\m/
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Something like a little chibi, Johnny Depp doing something silly. I don't know. If this is a poor suggestion, disregard it. I don't really want to waste your time.
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Scorpions playing baseball would make me eternally grateful.
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Okay, so there's this guy, and he is hella wearing a deerstalker hat, and smoking a calabash pipe, and you're thinking "Dude this is Sherlock motherfucking Holmes!"
But it's not. The dude's face? A robot.
I type using bbcode.
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Daft Punk fucking with Kraftwerk
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[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/thepugs.png[/img]
[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/lordnagash.png[/img]
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(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/bobjoejim.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/lprkn.png)
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My god that is brilliant. It just became my avatar on every web-forum I post on.
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A person having a twitching fit over bad grammar would make my life.
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(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/runswithscissors.png)
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Your dick, man. I will wear your dick.
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I love my dancing sandwich. Thanks, Jeph!
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The Brave Little Toaster, completely addicted to horrible drugs.
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I forgot what I wanted so less work for you or whatever.
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Something involving an octopus and a piece of toast please.
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I'd like Winslow facing off against his evil twin, complete with villainous moustache for evil twisting. That would be awesome.
Maybe battling with katanas?:)
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I sorta want to ask for a unicycle with fangs chasing Ray Smuckles, but I don't know how that would resize to avatar level without becoming incomprehensible. I'd never use another icon or avatar on the internet for the rest of my life, though.
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Danzig dressed as a french maid
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i would like a pink unicorn that is also a pirate. please?
ps. the avatar of the two isopods kissing is way too cute. if it was bigger i would probably set it as my desktop background so i could see it every time i turned my computer on.
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[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/lordnagash.png[/img]
Awesome, thanks!
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I'd like to think that mine was first because you did it first and it was the most inspiring.
Thanks, man.
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I kind of want one of a kitten, a kitten geeking out. Preferably with a DS. That would be both adorable and nerdy.
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I would like an avatar of Kim Jong-Il (yeah, I'm real original) playing a Fender Jaguar. Nothing's more badass than a dictator who makes his subjects ROCK OUT.
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I would like a panda bear. Doing something that panda bears never do. Possibly a handstand, having sex, or... oh... I don't know. Playing N64. Because pandas are old school.
ooO! Or a bride doing something odd. That'd be stellar.
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I uhm, am quite happy with my avatar actually. However, i applaud for the awesome avatars that are beeing churned out
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I would like a smiling poo frolicking in a sunny green field with a rainbow in the sky.
That will do nicely.
Thankyou Jeph.
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an umbrella that is none too pleased with the fact that, after serving as a shield from the sun for humans his entire life, he has developed skin cancer and that he is going to die.
or a laptop eating fingers.
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I'd just like somebody to re-do my current avatar so that it's centred (I can't seem to do transparencies with any of the programs on my computer, which is annoying).
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H.P. Lovecraft in a thong, one hand behind his head, one hand on his hip. All slightly leaning back. Head tilted to the side.
If you're not too busy.
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A dude rocking out with his bass guitar would be awesome.
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I would like a picture of Jeph bitterly regretting his offer to personally create avatars for people as the requests keep rolling in like waves on the ocean.
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A bunny contemplating world domination would be nice.
If not, then a picture that illustrates my name would work.
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A bunny contemplating world domination would be nice.
If not, then a picture with something to do with my name.
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What about a demonstration of the edit button?
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That looks to me like he pressed "quote" instead of "modify". Easy mistake, it's happened to me more than once and if you're not on your guard then you won't even notice 'til you've pressed "post".
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[double post]
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An Octopus or a squid playing like two or three guitars or basses at once
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I would love a drawing of myself...
Except with painting on my face like Bjork!(in volta)
I'll post pictures if you are interested.
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Hu Jintao and Mao Zedong makin' out. Aaaaw yeah.
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If you have time:
A monkey(or any primate(besides human), really) doing something horrific.
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Philippe from Achewood with a French Tickler over his head (the one on his neck).
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Cthulhu in a purple pimp suit and hat. Bonus points for skull-topped cane. I would be so happy to get rid of HAL over there. <--
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If you're still making them, I would love a mischievous looking teapot. (Edit for spelling.)
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An Anthropomorphic Bottle of A1 Steak Sauce fucking a fat slab of beef.
A cubist rendition of that picture of Gollum fucking a porn star in the ass.
Two big ol' trees getting high.
Joe Strummer hitting Pete Wentz in the head with a guitar.
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David Groehl's mic spitting him back in the face.
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The world's largest diaphragm.
Goatse, but David the Gnome lives inside.
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The dinosaur smiley fucking the standard happy smiley's brains out.
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Man it takes me like 30 minutes to draw just a guitar headstock, Jeph's going to have headaches for months if the reply rate in here keeps going where it's going.
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I'm pretty sure he expected this result. Otherwise he wouldn't have signed up for it.
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If I'm not too late, I'd pretty much love one of any Biblical character dancing. Oh yeah.
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The world's largest diaphragm.
Goatse, but David the Gnome lives inside.
Goatse, but with an isopod inside.
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Ambassador Nogami (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/55936946.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A61DFA93DBDDFB2E71A96D640C844286CF) with no pants on.
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I'd just like somebody to re-do my current avatar so that it's centred (I can't seem to do transparencies with any of the programs on my computer, which is annoying).
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/grafiq.gif)
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It doesn't work! Stupid forum program!!
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Dear Jeph perhaps you could change the SG into an EDS-1275 please? Because those things look FUCKING RAD, MAN.
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Jeph, I just wanted to say that you are rad.
You.
Are.
Rad.
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It doesn't work! Stupid forum program!!
You just suck.
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My name's Joe Hocking and I'm smelly and nobody likes me.
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(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/rageaholicdove/jhockingemoticon.gif)
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an illustration of this quote from The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra:
"I've seen bears do things even a bear wouldn't do."
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Cookie Monster playing DS, please
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A lemon trying to advertise itself as a tasty snack.
Or maybe a penguin prostitute? all cigarette dangling from lip, pink crop top with one sleeve off the shoulder and that.
if you were to make either of these then I could finally get rid of that scary guy who isn't me currently on the left there under my name.
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So, I'm an idiot, and didn't realize the 'not-related to qc'
So I want a duck, dueling another duck, dressed as ninjas.
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(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/runswithscissors.png)
THIS IS 10 KINDS OF AWESOME!
Thank you Jeph
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Thanos flipping the bird
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giant robot cupcake laying waste to los angeles
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The nuclear holocaust finally came to be, and the only things left on earth are Twinkies and cockroaches.
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Big Ben in a smoking jacket, drinking brandy and looking suave. Basically a cross between the London landmark and Noel Coward.
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A mortified Winslow in a fursuit.
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A black metal panda bear in a Burzum shirt holding an upside down cross and hailing satan profusely.
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Jeph hasn't replied for a while because he thinks alcoholism is rad.
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That's one thing we have in common. Perhaps a picture of Jeph's drink of choice beating up Amy Winehouse would be a nice avatar?
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That looks to me like he pressed "quote" instead of "modify". Easy mistake, it's happened to me more than once and if you're not on your guard then you won't even notice 'til you've pressed "post".
Yeah honestly I did that a few days ago and didn't notice until just now.
Sorry guys. Sorry for failing.
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Atomic Abraham Lincoln, I'll let you fill in the gaps.
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This seems slightly relevant to your request. So, I am compelled to link it.
http://www.bankholdup.com/LincolnChop2.jpg
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A distortion pedal (maybe a DS-1 or a Big Muff Pi?) shooting out laser beams.
PEW PEW PEW!
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The Swedish Chef wailing on some guitar would be great if you get the chance
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How about the Yelling Bird with S-Foils from Star Wars in place of its wings? Possible?
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I would like a pineapple looking sort of confused.
Barring that, I'd like a pair of legwarmers asking, "Why won't you let me die?"
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The Swedish Chef using a talkbox
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Yes plz. what JC said
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OOO how about the AIM logo guy locked in an epic duel with the dinosaur?? emoticon
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Your artistic interpretation of the line "I sneeze and hits come out"
"FUCKING BROKE MY SITAR MOTHERFUCKER" works just as well.
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This thread is tumbling down into people just trying desperately to think of the most random crap. Bleh.
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My god Manda, I just read through the second page of the thread and thought that before I read your post.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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I think maybe Jeph has abandoned this thread. I don't blame him.
Anyway, no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
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Your artistic interpretation of the line "I sneeze and hits come out"
"FUCKING BROKE MY SITAR MOTHERFUCKER" works just as well.
hahahaha
"Did he get away?"
"No, I punched him in the face!"
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or,
"Is that blood on you?"
"Yeah"
"From where?"
"FROM PEOPLE'S FACES"
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This thread is tumbling down into people just trying desperately to think of the most random crap. Bleh.
d0o0o0ommmm!!!!
^^ me bein random again
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You're like so random lol.
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I'd like a pair of legwarmers asking, "Why won't you let me die?"
Don't ignore all the second page suggestions guys, this one is actually awesome.
no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
:-D
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Draw me Sonic the Hedgehog running so fast around a loop that all you can see is his motion blurred. Draw me a blue circle!
Draw me a recreation of my closet and its contents from when I was 9!
I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH
Draw me Daxflame pleasuring himself to this!
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Anyway, no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
You are totally right.
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Damn you, Joe Hocking.
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What are you upset about?
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My panties aren't a windup toy.
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Hey guys imagine if Jeph did everyone single one of these requests now and put them all in an epic post, it would put him down in history as the coolest person ever pretty much.
(Jeph honestly dude the comic can wait)
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Maybe instead of having christmas off he can draw them then.
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I think I'm actually okay with him not drawing his dick now.
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draw yourself as drawn by jim davis.
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I want a chibi version of Tom Hulce from this picture:
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4 (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4)
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requesting Brain (pinky and the) playing the keyboard with a devo hat.
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I BET ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO COPIED MY AVATAR ARE FEELING PRETTY SILLY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
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I find my avatar works on many more textual levels than your current one.
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But my current one could beat the shit out of your one.
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There's 3 of them! Or maybe one doing a backflip. Can your bear backflip?
(It is pretty damn awesome though).
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My bear doesn't need to do a back-flip. He has other bears to do back-flips for him.
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I think ozy's mod of the little guy deserves some sort of award.
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I request a picture of Chris Onstad.
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I want a chibi version of Tom Hulce from this picture:
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4 (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4)
That would make for such an awesome avatar, if he was doing the archer's salute.
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This is probably the only picture of Chris Onstad there is.
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/ChrisOnstad.jpg)
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I will perform obscene acts on inanimate objects for an avatar of a cyborg axolotl
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Well... every one else was doing it.
(http://www.bankholdup.com/jhock.gif)
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I think I love you.
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anyone remember that truck racing game.
You Winner
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Jeph either draw more avatars or lock the thread.
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unless there's a better way to shut them up.
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(It was Your Winner)
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(It was You're Winner)
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why are we even arguing about that game?
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Because we are nerds. :-D
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(It was Your Winner)
sad thing is, she was wrong as well.
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I'm not sure being wrong about something like this counts as sad. Certainly not any more than being right about what the phrase was.
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I would really appreciate pandas. Punk pandas. Doing something awesome. Like punching things. Ooh, the alliterative joy.
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punk pandas punching pink penguins?
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What the hell game was it and why have I never played it?
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It's a metaphor, matt. The game is life.
I've never played either.
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Life is a stupid game. I hate that the 'get married' space has a stop sign on it, so you have no choice. Fuck that noise.
I also hate that if you land on a 'you has a baby lol' space you are kindof stuck with it. I hate kids.
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man that game was so heavily weighted toward bad things. All kinds of crazy shit can happen in random events, and you can be stuck living in a (literally) broken home. My friends and I called it "The Miserable Game of Life."
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Someone should totally make a modern, realistic, in-your-face remake of Life. That would so make my day. With new professions like pimp, drug dealer, internet porn star, etc.
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I'd really appreciate an avatar of a robot crying beside a rose. I would be a very thankful QC fan.
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Harrison Ford, in the Indiana Jones costume, punching the shit out of a Nazi soldier. But cartoon-y.
That would kick so much ass.
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man that game was so heavily weighted toward bad things. All kinds of crazy shit can happen in random events, and you can be stuck living in a (literally) broken home. My friends and I called it "The Miserable Game of Life."
I thought it was a miserable game of life, until we realized that you get paid whenever you pass payday, not only when you land on it. That made the game really simple, and things like the Nobel prize become unimportant.
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I also hate that if you land on a 'you has a baby lol' space you are kindof stuck with it. I hate kids.
Suck it up dude it's one fucking peg in your car and you get more money for it at the end. YOU SUCK AT "LIFE"
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Someone should totally make a modern, realistic, in-your-face remake of Life. That would so make my day. With new professions like pimp, drug dealer, internet porn star, etc.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/mstrgroovy/AIDS.jpg)
Game over.
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Suck it up dude it's one fucking peg in your car and you get more money for it at the end. YOU SUCK AT "LIFE"
Listen, you, if I wanted more pegs in my car I would hammer them in myself.
Brings a new meaning to "I totally nailed my wife last night" though.
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What the hell game was it and why have I never played it?
For your second question, I'll give you one guess.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs
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so.....are we going to get the avatars that we asked for in one big package or did jeph realize that he doesn't need to care about it?
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so.....are we going to get the avatars that we asked for in one big package or did jeph realize that there's like 10000000000000000000 requests and 1 Jeph?
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Or maybe Jeph is done with taking requests? Considering he hasn't come back, that's what I'm guessing.
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I will do these until I get tired of them, at which point I will stop.
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I'm glad I snuck in on the first page, I love my little sandwich.
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I hate your little sandwich.
Because it's not mine.
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Don't be hatin' on my sammich, get your own.
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...so you're saying we should draw our own avatars?
Shit dude, Kim Jong-Il has pretty distinctive facial features and EDS-1275s are really fucking difficult to draw! That's eighteen tuning pegs, man.
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I totally wish I had artistic skill so I could try and help create avatars, but alas, I cannot.
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Man the only thing that would make my little Mario better is maybe some little animation
Color wouldn't hurt though
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/weeps at tardiness
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I, I think the show's over people. Move along.
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I would like a moose biting the head off of a midieval night... or if the thread's over...
Move along. Nothing to see. Never was a post here.
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in b4 lock
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we're done here.