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Title: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jeph on 03 Dec 2007, 19:33
Make requests in this thread. Creative requests are more likely to be filled than boring "Draw me like a QC character!" crap. Also if they are too complicated I will not draw them either. Also it has to be legible at 125x125px because that is what size they will probably be.

I will do these until I get tired of them, at which point I will stop.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Lunchbox on 03 Dec 2007, 19:38
Jeph I do not want a hamster with a boner but anything else is fine, really.
There are not many clever puns or visual jokes you could use for Lunchbox, and I would want it to kind of fit. I will have to think about this whilst I am at work unless someone else can come up with a stellar idea.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Joseph on 03 Dec 2007, 19:47
Would you be so kind as to draw a sandworm with a snowman on it?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: ampersandwitch on 03 Dec 2007, 19:49
mario having sex with. . .well, pretty much anything.  mario having sex.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: KvP on 03 Dec 2007, 19:52
You like Mass Effect, no? How about an avatar of Wrex... playing the congas or something. Or crying like a little girl. Whatever you feel like drawing.

Or better yet, an Elcor doing something, playing bass guitar or having an adverse reaction to a Mars Volta song or something. Probably easier to draw, and generally more awesome.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: fatty on 03 Dec 2007, 19:53
can you draw me a fatty plz?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Eris on 03 Dec 2007, 19:54
Could you please draw me a palindrome with a personality disorder?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Liz on 03 Dec 2007, 19:59
How about a dancing sandwich? Feel free to choose your favorite kind of sandwich.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Storm Rider on 03 Dec 2007, 20:00
You like Mass Effect, no? How about an avatar of Wrex... playing the congas or something. Or crying like a little girl. Whatever you feel like drawing.

Or better yet, an Elcor doing something, playing bass guitar or reacting to a Mars Volta song or something. Probably easier to draw, and generally more awesome.

Awesome idea. I want one relating to Garrus somehow. I can't think of something funny for him to do.

I actually just had an awesome Mass Effect-related idea, but it's a mad spoiler. Shit.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 03 Dec 2007, 20:02
Can you please make one of a neurotic hobbit running with scissors?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: squawk on 03 Dec 2007, 20:06
Not an actual request for an avatar but I believe we are all still awaiting

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: ruyi on 03 Dec 2007, 20:07
some variation of the icon chairman mao. preferably including his hat with the star. give him googly eyes, or draw him as a furry, or give him a boner, etc.

thank you for fielding these requests! i hope you get to do fun ones.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 03 Dec 2007, 20:13
Something to do with a giant squid would be pretty cool but if not I don't care.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Renfamous on 03 Dec 2007, 20:19
I know I don't deserve one because I'm new, but if you get around to making some for newbies I'd like an icon of wee little B.D. Wong from Law & Order.
Cutest forensic psychologist everrr :laugh:
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Slick on 03 Dec 2007, 20:20
I would like to see me riding a gigantic albatross! Any vaguely drawn bald man will suffice for me, of course.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SeanBateman on 03 Dec 2007, 20:21
Not an actual request for an avatar but I believe we are all still awaiting

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH

Oh man make this and I will use it as an avatar forever.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: qiZzer on 03 Dec 2007, 20:23
How about a panda nut checking a vampire? Or a cyborg teddy bear,

oh oh

a pirate panda!
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Dec 2007, 20:29
a blue cat wearing a hat with a paw mark on it
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jeph on 03 Dec 2007, 20:34
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/ampersandwich.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/darkflame.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/eris.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/fatty.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/kidvanpervert.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/misconception.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/sam.png)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: LordNagash on 03 Dec 2007, 20:34
I would not mind an animal with a look of utter deapair on its face. So depressed it would end itself if it could. The cuter the base animal the better.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: C Patrick Carolan on 03 Dec 2007, 20:36
Can I have a zombie walking down the street, holding hands with a penguin?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jhocking on 03 Dec 2007, 20:37
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/sam.png)
omg so awesome
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Dimmukane on 03 Dec 2007, 20:37
Cthulu being hit on the head with a large hammer similar to the one in Super Smash Brothers.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 03 Dec 2007, 20:38
I would not mind an animal with a look of utter deapair on its face. So depressed it would end itself if it could. The cuter the base animal the better.

Bunny Suicides? (http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Joseph on 03 Dec 2007, 20:41
Would you like us to host these ourselves on photobucket?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: LordNagash on 03 Dec 2007, 20:46

Bunny Suicides? (http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html)

Haha close, but they do not look sad enough.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: LizziL on 03 Dec 2007, 20:49
Pintsize and Winslow as Pirates. Or Ninjas...or just...Pintsize and Winslow.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 03 Dec 2007, 20:54
either James Lipton dancing a jig over Will Ferrell's grave or Paul Bunyon holding a bloody axe and licking his lips, with a subtitle saying Blue oxen still have Red meat.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Drill King on 03 Dec 2007, 20:55
If you'd like, recreate my avatar in the most fabulous way you can.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Dissy on 03 Dec 2007, 20:58
How about an AnthroWii-mote?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: E. Spaceman on 03 Dec 2007, 20:59
Chibi James Murphy
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 03 Dec 2007, 21:00
the above Wiimote doing compromising things for its owner.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jeph on 03 Dec 2007, 21:02
[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/drillking.png[/img]
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 03 Dec 2007, 21:05
I used to have (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/lilBUTTERFLY.bmp) as an avatar, and I think it as a venomous dethfly monster fangy monster-bug would be amazing.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jeph on 03 Dec 2007, 21:15
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/emilio.png)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: godinpants on 03 Dec 2007, 21:21
Draw me a steam punk, rubber chicken.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: axerton on 03 Dec 2007, 21:23
God damn it why does my creativity go out the window when I'm asked to be creative.

Some sort of dragon would be cool if you have the time and inclination.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: thehollow on 03 Dec 2007, 21:30

Bunny Suicides? (http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html)

Haha I have that book on my desk. Best birthday present my brother ever gave me.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: KvP on 03 Dec 2007, 21:38
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/kidvanpervert.png)
Most excellent. Thanks. Might turn out a bit squashed, but it's too great for me to care.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: michaelicious on 03 Dec 2007, 21:41
A dog wearing a wig.

Oh wait.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: KTkat on 03 Dec 2007, 21:47
A raccoon with coffee who is quite obviously spazzing out from too much caffeine? Please maybe. Or something with duckling(s) saying something lewd/crazy.

It is the best I can come up with. Physics has eaten my brain.

Also, this is amazing.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Tom on 03 Dec 2007, 21:48
May you please draw me a picture of Einstein writing dirty words on a blackboard?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: thepugs on 03 Dec 2007, 21:52
How about something surprised getting awesomely punched through?  Whether it is a pop-tart, a person, a cookie, an animal...I'm not picky.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Chrasstor on 03 Dec 2007, 21:52
A cooler dead smiley.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Katherine on 03 Dec 2007, 21:59
I would like to request a dog, dressed as a bee.  Any kind of dog would do but pug would be preferred.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Dec 2007, 22:02
Me as a salty sea dog. (http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/221/84/122100375/n122100375_30096911_695.jpg)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Tom on 03 Dec 2007, 22:04
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/rageaholicdove/jcemoticon.png)?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: E. Spaceman on 03 Dec 2007, 22:06
Daft Punk fighting with Kraftwerk
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: lprkn on 03 Dec 2007, 22:14
A super-sweet metal guitar.

\m/
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: imapiratearg on 03 Dec 2007, 22:15
Something like a little chibi, Johnny Depp doing something silly.  I don't know.  If this is a poor suggestion, disregard it.  I don't really want to waste your time.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: BobJoeJim on 03 Dec 2007, 22:19
Scorpions playing baseball would make me eternally grateful.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: morca007 on 03 Dec 2007, 22:20
Okay, so there's this guy, and he is hella wearing a deerstalker hat, and smoking a calabash pipe, and you're thinking "Dude this is Sherlock motherfucking Holmes!"
But it's not. The dude's face? A robot.
I type using bbcode.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: E. Spaceman on 03 Dec 2007, 22:21
Daft Punk fucking with Kraftwerk
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jeph on 03 Dec 2007, 22:33
[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/thepugs.png[/img]
[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/lordnagash.png[/img]
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jeph on 03 Dec 2007, 22:41
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/bobjoejim.png)
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/lprkn.png)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: BobJoeJim on 03 Dec 2007, 22:44
My god that is brilliant.  It just became my avatar on every web-forum I post on.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: I is Grammar on 03 Dec 2007, 22:47
A person having a twitching fit over bad grammar would make my life. 
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jeph on 03 Dec 2007, 22:48
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/runswithscissors.png)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Ozymandias on 03 Dec 2007, 22:57
Your dick, man. I will wear your dick.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Liz on 03 Dec 2007, 22:58
I love my dancing sandwich. Thanks, Jeph!
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Dec 2007, 23:04
The Brave Little Toaster, completely addicted to horrible drugs.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: öde on 04 Dec 2007, 00:03
I forgot what I wanted so less work for you or whatever.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jodizzle on 04 Dec 2007, 00:15
Something involving an octopus and a piece of toast please.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: DonInKansas on 04 Dec 2007, 00:19
I'd like Winslow facing off against his evil twin, complete with villainous moustache for evil twisting.  That would be awesome.

Maybe battling with katanas?:)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 04 Dec 2007, 00:21
I sorta want to ask for a unicycle with fangs chasing Ray Smuckles, but I don't know how that would resize to avatar level without becoming incomprehensible.  I'd never use another icon or avatar on the internet for the rest of my life, though.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: E. Spaceman on 04 Dec 2007, 00:23
Danzig dressed as a french maid
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: mooface on 04 Dec 2007, 00:26
i would like a pink unicorn that is also a pirate.  please?

ps. the avatar of the two isopods kissing is way too cute.  if it was bigger i would probably set it as my desktop background so i could see it every time i turned my computer on.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: LordNagash on 04 Dec 2007, 00:35
[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/lordnagash.png[/img]
Awesome, thanks!
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: ampersandwitch on 04 Dec 2007, 00:52
I'd like to think that mine was first because you did it first and it was the most inspiring.
Thanks, man.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jmrz on 04 Dec 2007, 02:26
I kind of want one of a kitten, a kitten geeking out. Preferably with a DS. That would be both adorable and nerdy.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 04 Dec 2007, 02:31
I would like an avatar of Kim Jong-Il (yeah, I'm real original) playing a Fender Jaguar. Nothing's more badass than a dictator who makes his subjects ROCK OUT.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Caiphana on 04 Dec 2007, 02:44
I would like a panda bear. Doing something that panda bears never do. Possibly a handstand, having sex, or... oh... I don't know. Playing N64. Because pandas are old school.

ooO! Or a bride doing something odd. That'd be stellar.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Verergoca on 04 Dec 2007, 02:55
I uhm, am quite happy with my avatar actually. However, i applaud for the awesome avatars that are beeing churned out
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Lunchbox on 04 Dec 2007, 03:08
I would like a smiling poo frolicking in a sunny green field with a rainbow in the sky.
That will do nicely.
Thankyou Jeph.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Coreh on 04 Dec 2007, 03:31
an umbrella that is none too pleased with the fact that, after serving as a shield from the sun for humans his entire life, he has developed skin cancer and that he is going to die.

or a laptop eating fingers.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 04 Dec 2007, 04:21
I'd just like somebody to re-do my current avatar so that it's centred (I can't seem to do transparencies with any of the programs on my computer, which is annoying).
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: tommydski on 04 Dec 2007, 04:22
My next avatar was going to be this Sun City Girls album cover so I guess a drawn version of it would be pretty funky -

(http://www.suncitygirls.com/discography/covers/GrottoOfMiracles.jpg)

I probably missed the boat here.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: öde on 04 Dec 2007, 04:43
H.P. Lovecraft in a thong, one hand behind his head, one hand on his hip. All slightly leaning back. Head tilted to the side.

If you're not too busy.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Luke C on 04 Dec 2007, 05:00
A dude rocking out with his bass guitar would be awesome.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 04 Dec 2007, 05:09
I would like a picture of Jeph bitterly regretting his offer to personally create avatars for people as the requests keep rolling in like waves on the ocean.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SilentJ on 04 Dec 2007, 05:10
A bunny contemplating world domination would be nice.

If not, then a picture that illustrates my name would work.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SilentJ on 04 Dec 2007, 05:11
A bunny contemplating world domination would be nice.

If not, then a picture with something to do with my name.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: öde on 04 Dec 2007, 05:14
What about a demonstration of the edit button?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 04 Dec 2007, 05:24
That looks to me like he pressed "quote" instead of "modify". Easy mistake, it's happened to me more than once and if you're not on your guard then you won't even notice 'til you've pressed "post".
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Der Turm, der Leute frass on 04 Dec 2007, 05:26
[double post]
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Der Turm, der Leute frass on 04 Dec 2007, 05:29
An Octopus or a squid playing like two or three guitars or basses at once
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: bryanthelion on 04 Dec 2007, 05:41
I would love a drawing of myself...

Except with painting on my face like Bjork!(in volta)
I'll post pictures if you are interested.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: camelpimp on 04 Dec 2007, 06:10
Hu Jintao and Mao Zedong makin' out. Aaaaw yeah.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: StMonkey on 04 Dec 2007, 06:15
If you have time:

A monkey(or any primate(besides human), really) doing something horrific.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Cartilage Head on 04 Dec 2007, 06:55
 Philippe from Achewood with a French Tickler over his head (the one on his neck).
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 04 Dec 2007, 07:17
Cthulhu in a purple pimp suit and hat. Bonus points for skull-topped cane. I would be so happy to get rid of HAL over there. <--
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Lines on 04 Dec 2007, 07:26
If you're still making them, I would love a mischievous looking teapot. (Edit for spelling.)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Dec 2007, 07:52
An Anthropomorphic Bottle of A1 Steak Sauce fucking a fat slab of beef.

A cubist rendition of that picture of Gollum fucking a porn star in the ass.

Two big ol' trees getting high.

Joe Strummer hitting Pete Wentz in the head with a guitar.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 04 Dec 2007, 07:53
David Groehl's mic spitting him back in the face.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Johnny C on 04 Dec 2007, 08:13
The world's largest diaphragm.

Goatse, but David the Gnome lives inside.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Ballard on 04 Dec 2007, 08:38
The dinosaur smiley fucking the standard happy smiley's brains out.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 04 Dec 2007, 08:44
Man it takes me like 30 minutes to draw just a guitar headstock, Jeph's going to have headaches for months if the reply rate in here keeps going where it's going.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Ballard on 04 Dec 2007, 08:46
I'm pretty sure he expected this result. Otherwise he wouldn't have signed up for it.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: october1983 on 04 Dec 2007, 08:47
If I'm not too late, I'd pretty much love one of any Biblical character dancing. Oh yeah.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Dec 2007, 08:54
The world's largest diaphragm.

Goatse, but David the Gnome lives inside.

Goatse, but with an isopod inside.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: öde on 04 Dec 2007, 09:17
Ambassador Nogami (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/55936946.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A61DFA93DBDDFB2E71A96D640C844286CF) with no pants on.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jhocking on 04 Dec 2007, 13:16
I'd just like somebody to re-do my current avatar so that it's centred (I can't seem to do transparencies with any of the programs on my computer, which is annoying).
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/grafiq.gif)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 04 Dec 2007, 14:29
It doesn't work! Stupid forum program!!
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 04 Dec 2007, 14:33
Dear Jeph perhaps you could change the SG into an EDS-1275 please? Because those things look FUCKING RAD, MAN.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: lprkn on 04 Dec 2007, 17:36
Jeph, I just wanted to say that you are rad.

You.

Are.

Rad.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jhocking on 04 Dec 2007, 18:58
It doesn't work! Stupid forum program!!
You just suck.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 04 Dec 2007, 19:26
My name's Joe Hocking and I'm smelly and nobody likes me.
       /
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n217/rageaholicdove/jhockingemoticon.gif)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: cupcakeonastick on 04 Dec 2007, 19:38
an illustration of this quote from The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra:

"I've seen bears do things even a bear wouldn't do."
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Scarychips on 04 Dec 2007, 19:47
Cookie Monster playing DS, please
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: ZJGent on 04 Dec 2007, 20:34
A lemon trying to advertise itself as a tasty snack.

Or maybe a penguin prostitute? all cigarette dangling from lip, pink crop top with one sleeve off the shoulder and that.

if you were to make either of these then I could finally get rid of that scary guy who isn't me currently on the left there under my name.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: LizziL on 04 Dec 2007, 21:22
So, I'm an idiot, and didn't realize the 'not-related to qc'
So I want a duck, dueling another duck, dressed as ninjas.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 04 Dec 2007, 21:23
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/runswithscissors.png)

THIS IS 10 KINDS OF AWESOME!

Thank you Jeph
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Dec 2007, 21:48
Thanos flipping the bird
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: quietnow on 04 Dec 2007, 22:20
giant robot cupcake laying waste to los angeles
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: stella on 04 Dec 2007, 22:23
The nuclear holocaust finally came to be, and the only things left on earth are Twinkies and cockroaches.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: a pack of wolves on 05 Dec 2007, 00:21
Big Ben in a smoking jacket, drinking brandy and looking suave. Basically a cross between the London landmark and Noel Coward.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Napoleon the Clown on 05 Dec 2007, 00:29
A mortified Winslow in a fursuit.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Felix_ on 05 Dec 2007, 00:38
A black metal panda bear in a Burzum shirt holding an upside down cross and hailing satan profusely.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: öde on 05 Dec 2007, 01:25
Jeph hasn't replied for a while because he thinks alcoholism is rad.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 05 Dec 2007, 04:23
That's one thing we have in common. Perhaps a picture of Jeph's drink of choice beating up Amy Winehouse would be a nice avatar?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SilentJ on 05 Dec 2007, 05:06
That looks to me like he pressed "quote" instead of "modify". Easy mistake, it's happened to me more than once and if you're not on your guard then you won't even notice 'til you've pressed "post".

Yeah honestly I did that a few days ago and didn't notice until just now.

Sorry guys.  Sorry for failing.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Unosuke on 05 Dec 2007, 06:05
Atomic Abraham Lincoln, I'll let you fill in the gaps.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Cam on 05 Dec 2007, 08:12
This seems slightly relevant to your request.  So, I am compelled to link it.

http://www.bankholdup.com/LincolnChop2.jpg
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: valley_parade on 05 Dec 2007, 08:41
A distortion pedal (maybe a DS-1 or a Big Muff Pi?) shooting out laser beams.

PEW PEW PEW!
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 05 Dec 2007, 10:48
The Swedish Chef wailing on some guitar would be great if you get the chance
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: LiterSize on 05 Dec 2007, 11:02
How about the Yelling Bird with S-Foils from Star Wars in place of its wings?  Possible?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: rawrXskittles on 05 Dec 2007, 16:02
I would like a pineapple looking sort of confused.

Barring that, I'd like a pair of legwarmers asking, "Why won't you let me die?"
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Johnny C on 05 Dec 2007, 16:04
The Swedish Chef using a talkbox
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 05 Dec 2007, 16:23
Yes plz. what JC said
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: simplename9 on 05 Dec 2007, 18:01
OOO how about the AIM logo guy locked in an epic duel with the dinosaur?? emoticon
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Ballard on 05 Dec 2007, 19:26
Your artistic interpretation of the line "I sneeze and hits come out"

"FUCKING BROKE MY SITAR MOTHERFUCKER" works just as well.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: redglasscurls on 05 Dec 2007, 19:31
This thread is tumbling down into people just trying desperately to think of the most random crap. Bleh.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SilentJ on 05 Dec 2007, 20:27
My god Manda, I just read through the second page of the thread and thought that before I read your post.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 05 Dec 2007, 20:48
I think maybe Jeph has abandoned this thread. I don't blame him.

Anyway, no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Johnny C on 06 Dec 2007, 00:32
Your artistic interpretation of the line "I sneeze and hits come out"

"FUCKING BROKE MY SITAR MOTHERFUCKER" works just as well.

hahahaha

"Did he get away?"
"No, I punched him in the face!"
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Ballard on 06 Dec 2007, 01:21
or,

"Is that blood on you?"
"Yeah"
"From where?"
"FROM PEOPLE'S FACES"
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 06 Dec 2007, 02:07
This thread is tumbling down into people just trying desperately to think of the most random crap. Bleh.

d0o0o0ommmm!!!!

^^ me bein random again
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 06 Dec 2007, 05:49
You're like so random lol.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jhocking on 06 Dec 2007, 06:23
I'd like a pair of legwarmers asking, "Why won't you let me die?"
Don't ignore all the second page suggestions guys, this one is actually awesome.

no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
:-D
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Ben yayayayayayayay on 06 Dec 2007, 07:29
Draw me Sonic the Hedgehog running so fast around a loop that all you can see is his motion blurred. Draw me a blue circle!

Draw me a recreation of my closet and its contents from when I was 9!

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH

Draw me Daxflame pleasuring himself to this!
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Slick on 06 Dec 2007, 10:07
Anyway, no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
You are totally right.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 06 Dec 2007, 11:15
Damn you, Joe Hocking.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jhocking on 06 Dec 2007, 14:00
What are you upset about?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 06 Dec 2007, 14:07
My panties aren't a windup toy.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Lunchbox on 06 Dec 2007, 14:26
Hey guys imagine if Jeph did everyone single one of these requests now and put them all in an epic post, it would put him down in history as the coolest person ever pretty much.
(Jeph honestly dude the comic can wait)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: öde on 06 Dec 2007, 14:29
Maybe instead of having christmas off he can draw them then.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Ozymandias on 06 Dec 2007, 14:42
I think I'm actually okay with him not drawing his dick now.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Trollstormur on 06 Dec 2007, 14:49
draw yourself as drawn by jim davis.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Dissy on 06 Dec 2007, 15:57
I want a chibi version of Tom Hulce from this picture:

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4 (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: beat mouse on 06 Dec 2007, 16:21
requesting Brain (pinky and the) playing the keyboard with a devo hat.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 06 Dec 2007, 17:44
I BET ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO COPIED MY AVATAR ARE FEELING PRETTY SILLY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: öde on 06 Dec 2007, 17:50
I find my avatar works on many more textual levels than your current one.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 06 Dec 2007, 17:52
But my current one could beat the shit out of your one.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: öde on 06 Dec 2007, 17:53
There's 3 of them! Or maybe one doing a backflip. Can your bear backflip?

(It is pretty damn awesome though).
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 06 Dec 2007, 17:59
My bear doesn't need to do a back-flip. He has other bears to do back-flips for him.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jhocking on 06 Dec 2007, 17:59
I think ozy's mod of the little guy deserves some sort of award.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Hunter on 06 Dec 2007, 18:27
I request a picture of Chris Onstad.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: imapiratearg on 06 Dec 2007, 20:01
I want a chibi version of Tom Hulce from this picture:

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4 (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4)

That would make for such an awesome avatar, if he was doing the archer's salute.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Cartilage Head on 06 Dec 2007, 21:11
 This is probably the only picture of Chris Onstad there is.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/ChrisOnstad.jpg)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: The extra letter on 07 Dec 2007, 01:08
I will perform obscene acts on inanimate objects for an avatar of a cyborg axolotl
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Cam on 07 Dec 2007, 12:40
Well... every one else was doing it.

(http://www.bankholdup.com/jhock.gif)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 07 Dec 2007, 12:56
I think I love you.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Tom on 07 Dec 2007, 14:55
anyone remember that truck racing game.

You Winner
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SeanBateman on 07 Dec 2007, 17:15
Jeph either draw more avatars or lock the thread.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: SeanBateman on 07 Dec 2007, 17:16
unless there's a better way to shut them up.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Lunchbox on 07 Dec 2007, 17:16
(It was Your Winner)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Dec 2007, 18:18
(It was You're Winner)
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Dec 2007, 18:35
why are we even arguing about that game?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jhocking on 07 Dec 2007, 18:35
Because we are nerds. :-D
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Tom on 07 Dec 2007, 18:47
(It was Your Winner)

sad thing is, she was wrong as well.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Joseph on 07 Dec 2007, 18:50
I'm not sure being wrong about something like this counts as sad.  Certainly not any more than being right about what the phrase was.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: r2knee2 on 07 Dec 2007, 19:29
I would really appreciate pandas.  Punk pandas.  Doing something awesome.  Like punching things.  Ooh, the alliterative joy.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Tom on 07 Dec 2007, 19:35
punk pandas punching pink penguins?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: mberan42 on 07 Dec 2007, 23:08
What the hell game was it and why have I never played it?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Slick on 08 Dec 2007, 14:41
It's a metaphor, matt. The game is life.

I've never played either.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 08 Dec 2007, 14:44
Life is a stupid game. I hate that the 'get married' space has a stop sign on it, so you have no choice. Fuck that noise.

I also hate that if you land on a 'you has a baby lol' space you are kindof stuck with it. I hate kids.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: jhocking on 08 Dec 2007, 14:52
man that game was so heavily weighted toward bad things. All kinds of crazy shit can happen in random events, and you can be stuck living in a (literally) broken home. My friends and I called it "The Miserable Game of Life."
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: camelpimp on 08 Dec 2007, 15:09
Someone should totally make a modern, realistic, in-your-face remake of Life. That would so make my day. With new professions like pimp, drug dealer, internet porn star, etc.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: cheesepie on 08 Dec 2007, 15:21
I'd really appreciate an avatar of a robot crying beside a rose. I would be a very thankful QC fan.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: imapiratearg on 08 Dec 2007, 19:43
Harrison Ford, in the Indiana Jones costume, punching the shit out of a Nazi soldier.  But cartoon-y.

That would kick so much ass.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Slick on 08 Dec 2007, 22:02
man that game was so heavily weighted toward bad things. All kinds of crazy shit can happen in random events, and you can be stuck living in a (literally) broken home. My friends and I called it "The Miserable Game of Life."

I thought it was a miserable game of life, until we realized that you get paid whenever you pass payday, not only when you land on it. That made the game really simple, and things like the Nobel prize become unimportant.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Dec 2007, 22:21
I also hate that if you land on a 'you has a baby lol' space you are kindof stuck with it. I hate kids.

Suck it up dude it's one fucking peg in your car and you get more money for it at the end. YOU SUCK AT "LIFE"
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Ballard on 08 Dec 2007, 23:53
Someone should totally make a modern, realistic, in-your-face remake of Life. That would so make my day. With new professions like pimp, drug dealer, internet porn star, etc.

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/mstrgroovy/AIDS.jpg)

Game over.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 09 Dec 2007, 04:35
Suck it up dude it's one fucking peg in your car and you get more money for it at the end. YOU SUCK AT "LIFE"

Listen, you, if I wanted more pegs in my car I would hammer them in myself.

Brings a new meaning to "I totally nailed my wife last night" though.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: muteKi on 10 Dec 2007, 00:23
What the hell game was it and why have I never played it?

For your second question, I'll give you one guess.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Dec 2007, 19:45
so.....are we going to get the avatars that we asked for in one big package or did jeph realize that he doesn't need to care about it?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Chrasstor on 10 Dec 2007, 19:47
so.....are we going to get the avatars that we asked for in one big package or did jeph realize that there's like 10000000000000000000 requests and 1 Jeph?
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Lines on 10 Dec 2007, 19:51
Or maybe Jeph is done with taking requests? Considering he hasn't come back, that's what I'm guessing.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Inlander on 10 Dec 2007, 19:57
I will do these until I get tired of them, at which point I will stop.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Liz on 10 Dec 2007, 20:57
I'm glad I snuck in on the first page, I love my little sandwich.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: camelpimp on 10 Dec 2007, 21:01
I hate your little sandwich.

Because it's not mine.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Liz on 10 Dec 2007, 21:04
Don't be hatin' on my sammich, get your own.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 11 Dec 2007, 02:12
...so you're saying we should draw our own avatars?

Shit dude, Kim Jong-Il has pretty distinctive facial features and EDS-1275s are really fucking difficult to draw! That's eighteen tuning pegs, man.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Narr on 11 Dec 2007, 02:24
I totally wish I had artistic skill so I could try and help create avatars, but alas, I cannot.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: ampersandwitch on 11 Dec 2007, 03:00
Man the only thing that would make my little Mario better is maybe some little animation
Color wouldn't hurt though
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: beat mouse on 11 Dec 2007, 12:34
/weeps at tardiness
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 11 Dec 2007, 12:44
I, I think the show's over people. Move along.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 11 Dec 2007, 14:01
I would like a moose biting the head off of a midieval night... or if the thread's over...

Move along.  Nothing to see.  Never was a post here.
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Patrick on 11 Dec 2007, 14:14
in b4 lock
Title: Re: I will draw you an avatar
Post by: Trollstormur on 11 Dec 2007, 21:02
we're done here.