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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: MadassAlex on 22 Dec 2007, 07:54
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This could qualify as a game topic.
The only rule is thus - express your indieness to the above poster in a way that dwarfs theirs. It doesn't matter if it's made-up or true, the point is to be as elitist, silly, witty or whatever as possible.
e.g "I'm so Indie that I shit Radiohead demos"
to which another person replies
"Yeah? Tough dice, motherfucker, I'm so indie that I piss the tears of Matt Bellamy"
ect.ect.ect
I'll begin.
I'm so Indie that a South African Black Metal band added me on MySpace without a single prompt.
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Pffft. I don't even like music anymore. All these bands are so fucking overrated. For entertainment, I just sit around and listen to my fish swim in their bowl. It's way better than The Arcade Fire.
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Dude fuck that I just sit around and listen to the silence of human potential that will never be realized. That's the only place left with a decent scene.
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I've just decided that listening is not stylish anymore. I'm going to have my ears removed.
I'll probably have to duct tape my glasses to my face, but it'll be worth it.
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Man, glasses were pretty sweet.
When i was five.
Honestly, being able to see? pfft.
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Without glasses, I can't look derisively at semi-cute girls.
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bleh
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*derisive stare*
See? it works with the glasses.
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I'll be honest, I'm mainstream because I HATE YOU.
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I don't care.
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Nobody gives a crap anymore. It's too cliche to not care.
What you want to do now is CARE IMMENSELY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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Pffftt, that's so 1996, Shane.
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I'm so indie, I wear canvas shoes in the winter. Cold feet = indie
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I've decided 1996 was a very indie year, Julia.
In fact, when I get home, I'm going to throw my reissue copy of Pinkerton on my non-working turntable and wonder. Wonder about everything. And then eat pizza.
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I take all my nourishment through pills. Fuck eating.
You know what? Fuck nourishment.
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I think that's the joke.
What the hell. Jokes are so not cool anymore. what are we doing?
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I prefer mid-table obscurity.
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Sellout.
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So I bought the new Bruce Springsteen album. Where do I fit in?
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"Needs more bagpipe."
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I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.
(may or may not have stolen that from a threadless shirt)
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This thread would have been better if you didn't explain it to everyone in the first post
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I'm so indie, I shop at goodwill's garbage.
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Pfft, all you indie-followers, going with the crowd. I only listen to mainstream music and get my clothes at wal-mart.
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I only listen to the sound of children suffering and I only wear clothes that were once worn by dead people.
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I'm so indie that fuck this thread Jesus Christ people.
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being indie is played out,
it's all about codependency.
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I'm so indie that I do extensive research on every single trend and tendency that more than fifty percent of Americans participate in and then do the exact opposite.
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This thread would have been better if you didn't explain it to everyone in the first post
If we let people work it out for themselves, would it still be indie?
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(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc227/f1abberghast/DSC01675.jpg)
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(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i47/TheLovableCynic/DSCF0211.jpg)
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I am so indie I'm derailing this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYwAnLksoc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYwAnLksoc)
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<que the shitting dicknipples>
:roll:
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This topic is weak.
Everyone knows that taking scenes seriously is totally not indie.
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I am so indie I'm derailing this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYwAnLksoc (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
I was really hoping this'd be a RickRoll
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I'm so indie I eat at Huddle House.
shuddup.
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(http://static.flickr.com/2416/2131705309_7dc0d592c9_d.jpg)
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I'm so indie that I come back outta nowhere to reply to this thread.
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I am so indie that I'm completely and utterly not indie, which turns around and makes me indie, however this causes me to be non-indie, and so on. This paradox created a rip through the time-space continuum. It's pretty cool, I traveled back through time and discoed with Hitler.
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(http://www.loc.gov/rr/international/asian/images/india_flag.gif)
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I like U2.
Ironically.
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Bah... I'm so indie I knew this thread was going to be here and came back just to flaunt my supreme hipster-ness over all of you.
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pavement
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no, slint 7" clear vinyl limited press single
South Africa tour only
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Their RV broke down near Cape Town. I carried them to Lesotho so they were safe from the huge packs of fan girls.
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I hate U2 ironically, because it is cool to not like them, therefore I am not cool.
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I stabbed The Edge with a straight razor once. A piece of the blade stuck and would cut people whenever he tried to shake their hands. That's how he got that ridiculous nickname.
Bono, on the other hand, got his name from a shitty '60s pop star-turned-Congressman who really, REALLY liked to hug trees.
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I hate U2 ironically, because it is cool to not like them, therefore I am not cool.
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...A few of my friends went to see Bright Eyes a few weeks back because they thought it'd be pretty ironic.
Seriously.
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Some people I know saw Bright Eyes because they kinda enjoy their music.
Seriously.
I'm so indie I don't know what Bright Eyes sound like!
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I'm so indie that I actually still like Bright Eyes even though I guess it's not cool to do so anymore.
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No really, who in the hell is Bright Eyes?
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i wash dishes for a living and write songs about washing dishes for a living.
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I used to wash dishes. Never doing that again.
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It is the band of the man we all learned to love to laugh at through these forums: Conor Oberst.
I was laughing the first time I read the lyrics for the songs on LIFTED.
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I so totally win this thread for liking country. I swear every time I recommend country on the music forum there is at least one person who starts being a shitcunt about it.
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Wouldn't it depend on the extent to which you like country? Everybody feels safe in liking Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson or maybe even Merle Haggard. Sort of like how everybody feels safe in liking the Clash, but that doesn't mean everybody who likes the Clash likes punk rock.
I mean, if you wanted to truly be indie you'd like Garth Brooks, or at least Chris Gaines.
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I'm so indie that I like Kieth Urban
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I listen to Dixie Chicks, then I listen to Keith Urban.
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I love Audioslave's first album as well as Shine On by Jet so much
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I submit that I am the most indie about baseball here
A fool to challenge me?
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I helped them invent baseball.
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I'm so indie and not-gay that I can admit to liking Pink, Shania Twain, and Duran Duran. I don't care what you think.
Except you damn well better think I am indie. Otherwise I will frown and do absolutely nothing about it.
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I submit that I am the most indie about baseball here
A fool to challenge me?
Still questioning how Mike Lowell didn't get a Gold Glove in '06.
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Otherwise I will frown and do absolutely nothing about it.
Shit guys I think he's serious.
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I submit that I am the most indie about baseball here
A fool to challenge me?
Still questioning how Mike Lowell didn't get a Gold Glove in '06.
Mostly how David Ortiz didn't get the MVP in '05.
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I'm so indie that I wear the souls of my enemies.
And paint them brown... more specifically indie beige.
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I'm so indie that I wore the souls of my enemies before it got all gentrified.
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i'm so indie that i enjoy independent films
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I'm so indie I go to all the gigs by local bands but I'm too hip to enjoy any of them.
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I'm so indie I go to all the gigs by local bands but I'm too hip to enjoy any of them.
:x
they are doing the best they can.
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I'm so indie Jenny Lewis isn't even attractive to me anymore.
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(http://myhero.com/images/guest/g22506/hero21390/g22506_u20090_koko_pix_reading_book.jpg)
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they are doing the best they can.
Which is clearly why hip people cannot enjoy them.
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this is not the funniest thread of all time
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this is not the funniest thread of all time
8==========================D
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It gets better.
I non-ironically enjoy "The Final Countdown."
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I'm so indie, that I do not ironically enjoy anything anymore. I actually enjoy them now.
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I'm so indie that I go to concerts and listen to myself sing. Because thats true indie/
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I'm so indie i make a thread about stereotypes and 3 year old jokes about what indie is.
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I'm so indie I ironic ironic ironic ironic ironic ironic ironic
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Wow, I've been reading this thread and I guess I'm just not that indie.
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I'm so indie that I hate indie music.
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I'm so indie i make a thread about stereotypes and 3 year old jokes about what indie is.
I'm so indie that I joined a message board for an indie webcomic just to act like a dick/idiot to complete strangers because that's what it really means to be cool and indie isn't it guys?
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me (on the left) and Wayne Coyne.
(http://i10.tinypic.com/6ktkscy.jpg)
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I'm so indie that I trolled this board before it was cool to troll here.
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I'm a real troll. I live under a bridge, in India.
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I submit that I am the most indie about baseball here
A fool to challenge me?
I'll bite, but you're going to have to first convince me that this is a worthy challenge by telling me whether you think Rogers Hornsby or Dan Brouthers was a better hitter, and why.
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I'm so indie that I wear my sunglasses at night.
So I can, so I can...
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I'm so skinny and pale Jenny Lewis isn't even attracted to me anymore.
Fixed. Don't try to turn your negatives into indie cred. Unless one of them is a crippling coke addiction.
I'm too indie to post in this thread and am only doing so to highlight the fact (also rag on Patrick))
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LISTEN FUCKER I THOUGHT SHE AND I HAD A GOOD THING GOING
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I am not indier than thou because I am not sure what indie really means
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I'm so indie I have huge sideburns that cry black hair dye at local gigs. And I'm female.
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I am not indier than thou because I am not sure what indie really means
Refer to this thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18358.0.html).
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I am not indier than thou because I am not sure what indie really means
Refer to this thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18358.0.html).
ah ok well in that case I guess I a indier than mainstream but not indier than thou
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I drink the overly-roasted Starbucks brand of coffee despite the foul flavor and overcommercialization because it makes a statement. I am stronger than their capitalist agendas. They created their own market which popularized hipster coffee shop culture, and the 'true' hipsters left, and only the truest hipsters, me, myself and I, remain as a testament to true stand-outery.
I also smoke weed for the same reasons.
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So you inconvenience yourself in an effort to make a statement that no one is going to hear, and everyone will get the opposite idea about you, all for the sake of segregating yourself into your own idea of what it is to be an individual? You go right ahead with that. I'm gonna go for quality over something no one cares about.
And such is my summary of the idea of "indie." But, for those of you who simply enjoy things that aren't mainstream, kudos, I've watched/seen some good indie stuff in my time.
In summary, I'm so indie, I am indie about the whole idea of indie and listen to pretty much everything, indie or not.
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I'm so indie that I know that this thread is a joke, but post serious responses anyways.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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I'm so indie that PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
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PENIS
mines bigger
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I'm so indie that I thought of this thread five years ago. I stopped liking the idea of this thread two years before it was created. It's entirely too mainstream now.
Also, PENIS.
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Penises are one of the most mainstream things out there, fuck that shit. HIDDEN PENIS HIDDEN PENIS HIDDEN PENIS
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Screw you all i go fly fishing.
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I'm so indie that I passed on buying a '72 Fender Mustang.
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I went to a Pavement practice rehearsal and called Stephen Malkmus a faggot to his face. I circumcized David Berman and I sleep with Lisa Lobsinger -and- Carrie Brownstein at the same time.
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Penises are one of the most mainstream things out there, fuck that shit. HIDDEN PENIS HIDDEN PENIS HIDDEN PENIS
I'm so indie that I can't find the hidden penii/penes[HIDDEN PENIS HIDDEN PENIS HIDDEN PENIS] in that post and that I know 2 other plurals for penis.
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I'm so indie it hurts
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=46
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It'd be really cool if you had the cap to prove it.
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So you inconvenience yourself in an effort to make a statement that no one is going to hear just because you really, really like double chocolate chip frappucinos?
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penis
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Why the fuck is this thread still open?
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Guys, Valley Parade won this thread for awhile but then it got too popular.
I'm so indie, I started MY OWN forum and made MY OWN "Indier-Than-Thou topic", and it still remains undiscovered.
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I pirated GenericName's forum because I couldn't find it at the record store.
But I'll totally see his thread in concert if it's ever in town.
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I guess nobody got my joke.
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We're too indie to care.
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I'm so indie that I didn't even post a nonsense reply.
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*ohhhhhhh, snap*
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I'm English. REAL English.
... As opposed to you American English... Sheesh- get your own language, y'know?
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(I win, btw...)