1. More sex.
2. More liquor.
3. More parties like the one I am about to go to in three days. Fuck yeah.
I RESOLVE:Man, it's like you made these resolutions for me, and then I kept them without even knowing it.
- Not to fail out of college
- Not to be retarded
- To continue to give orgasms as well as I get them if not better
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Also, for this year:
-Make some good fucking photographs.
-Do not be heck of depressed so much.
-Lose a bit of weight maybe.
-Stop using4chanDigg.
-And maybe don't say candlejack so much, it's stu-
edit - added: Cut out World of fucking Warcraft. It's ruining my life (But god DAMN do I want a level 70 warrior). I will resolve this by restraining my account so I can't afford the next expansion pack. Hopelessly addicted to it as I am, I am determined to stop playing, and hopefully start doing something I'll actually have a use for later on.
I resolve to plan a ski trip for my fiancee and I this winter. I figure that's a good idea, and it's not like resolutions are really kept up longer than that anyway.
-Stay the course, I'm about as awesome as I'm going to get already.
-Get my Orc Hunter to 70.
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-Lose 20 pounds by summer.
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-Have a hell of a lot more sex.
I guess I should try to floss more often.
I guess getting a boyfriend would be a nice resolution, though I've been wanting that one for about 3 years now, go figure.
-Get fucking laid
-Repeat #1
1. More sex.
2. More liquor.
3. More parties like the one I am about to go to in three days. Fuck yeah.
-Make with the sexings or at least find some manner of female consort.
We are just having our first big forum meet-up there in June because it's a compromise between the UK, the East Coast of America and the Mid-West, which is where a good chunk of our forumites live.
There's nowt especially great about Toronto.
There's nowt especially great about Toronto.
Resolutions for this year:
- Actually try my hardest in school
- Complete IQP
- Begin MQP in A term
- Learn at least 2 programming languages
- Finally get around to getting drivers' license
- Take all of my PE requirement
- Create a free software-oriented section of my site
- Keep my life organized, from tasks to schedule to money
- Finish my paragon of all paranoid data backup schemes. Sit in Dr. Evil Chair. Cackle.
- Try to do interesting things instead of posting on forums all day.
- Exercise regularly throughout the year
- Eat better
- Read books about leadership and people management
- Read more books in general
- Stick this list somewhere in my work area as a reminder
- Enjoy life!
No matter what it takes...
No matter what it takes...
You will be hugely disappointed if you think you can pull all of that off in one year.
Just sayin'.
I hear Shane is quite dedicated to art and hates drama. Just sayin' is all.
get blue kitty banned from QC
Tits or gtfo.[/size]
Tits or gtfo.
CONFUUUUUUUSED.
Mydlo echoed that advice, adding, "Stop smoking, drink in moderation, lose weight, and maintain good blood pressure."
men who smoke are prone to impotence. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20071230/hl_hsn/menwhosmokepronetoimpotence)
(that was supposed to be a joke)
1. More sex.
2. More liquor.
3. More parties like the one I am about to go to tonight. Fuck yeah.
It seems like getting laid is easier for girlsNot a good lay however.
you bastards. getting laid is so easy. SO easy.
I'm gonna go get the good noose.
Likely:
- Practice bass and become half decent
- Join a band (drumming or bassing) and play at least one gig (this was last year's broken resolution)
- Succesfully flirt with someone
- Moar tattoos
Slightly less likely:
- Be in a good, healthy relationship for more than 3 months
- Save money for something big
- Move out of home
Pie in the Sky
- Move to Brisbane
you bastards. getting laid is so easy. SO easy.
- Think of things to do with friends rather than waiting for them to suggest them.
In a few years, maybe a few decades you'll have the opposite of the latter resolution.
Man i'm never using a toothpick again. I fucking LOVE enamel.
MY RESOLUTION IS TO GET HEALTHIER WHILE STILL DESTOYING MYSELF WITH ALCOHOL AND DRUGSThis is the only resolution worth making.
Anyone else already fail their resolutions?
I like this idea, making a resolution to set yourself up.In a few years, maybe a few decades you'll have the opposite of the latter resolution.
thats the point
I'll need a good resolution later in life.
Anyone else already fail their resolutions?I'm already finished with mine actually:
I resolve to plan a ski trip for my fiancee and I this winter. I figure that's a good idea, and it's not like resolutions are really kept up longer than that anyway.We went skiing over the MLK weekend. woohoo, now I can forget about trying to be a better person.
Anyone else already fail their resolutions?
Anyone else already fail their resolutions?
maybe get married.
- Not be late for work, and arrive early enough to park in the far away parking lot (thus saving $2 a day!)
- On that note, bring a lunch and thermos of coffee to work with me so I don't need to buy it every day.
- Open my mail the day it shows up in my mailbox... seriously, I've been known to leave bank statements unopened for years on end.
- Sell off about half of my action figure collection.
- No Facebook or LiveJournal after 12:30AM... this one will be tough to stick to.
- Actually ask girls out on dates... and try not to fall in love with girls who already have boyfriends.
- Update my comic on at least a weekly schedule.
Most are never going to be posted
6.) Research job opportunities for people with Neuroscience/Cognitive Science degrees that make at least $75K to start.I hope the degree you are referring to is a Phd.
Most are never going to be posted
Bullshit, Katie, you are a camerawhore to your very soul.
I fucking LOVE enamel.When I clicked on this page, I lol'd at this post. How did I not notice this before?
It would be absolutely amazing if somebody on here had experience on the subject.
Unless he was completely shitting me...
I wouldn't call these resolutions so much as just shit I really need/want to do.
-Take some fucking risks because I have been way too safe and practical in my decisions so far. Transferring to art school or studying abroad are high on the list.
-Generally be more dedicated to art.
-Have more adventures. These will probably involve more risks.
-Run a half marathon in late April without hurting myself.
-Keep in shape to run a full marathon sometime this fall, again without hurting myself.
-Avoid spiraling into alcoholism following my 21st birthday. Mostly because it would be expensive.
-NO MOAR DRAMAZ. I hate the dramaz.