Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: redglasscurls on 28 Dec 2007, 19:46
you are my new hero
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Dec 2007, 20:21
YOU WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE PIE
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: öde on 28 Dec 2007, 20:35
YOU PUT THE PIE TO BED AFTER MANY FAUTHFUL YEARS OF SERVICE.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: SeanBateman on 28 Dec 2007, 20:45
You beat a dead joke untilnits not funny anymore
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: öde on 28 Dec 2007, 20:46
You get too drunk to recognise subtleties.
You go to 4chan.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Toba on 28 Dec 2007, 21:20
PUT THE PIE ON YOUR HEAD GO WEST GO EAST GO WEST GO EAST GO NORTH GO SOUTH GET DYSENTERY EAT PIE TO HEAL THYSELF
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 28 Dec 2007, 22:17
1. YOU BAKE A PIE 2. YOU PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD 3. :?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PIE RACE
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Slick on 28 Dec 2007, 23:43
penis penis penis pinesp inesp pneis penis
I love you wall and I wish I were making out with any of the ladies ineterested in such with me at the bar tonight. however i know tehye'd not be sometihnnig I'd want to feed breakfast too.
fuck the pie race god is dead add soo are you all of his creatingd DONE DONE DONE be gone
be gone
or make out with me right now please
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Toba on 29 Dec 2007, 00:21
öde: seriously? what kind of unicycle? i'm looking for a 20" one. Edith says this may be pm stuff...
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: ChristKnows on 29 Dec 2007, 11:54
Phase 1 - Bake pie Phase 2 - ??? Phase 3 - Profit
... I think this shall be my new business plan. Now what could phase 2 be?
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Cernunnos on 29 Dec 2007, 11:55
Nobody understands phase 2.
Note: phase 2 is not the pie race.
Nobody understands that either.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: ChristKnows on 29 Dec 2007, 11:58
Uh... so it's the sky race? I don't understand :(
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: öde on 29 Dec 2007, 12:03
YOU KILL THE HORSE
YOU BEAT THE HORSE
OFF
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: ChristKnows on 29 Dec 2007, 12:06
In that order?
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 29 Dec 2007, 12:16
WHEN DO THE PANTS COME OFF?
I'M CONFUSED
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Cartilage Head on 29 Dec 2007, 13:06
BECAUSE IT LOOKS FUNNY.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Toba on 29 Dec 2007, 13:11
THE PANTS COME OFF WHILE YOU BAKE THE PIE IT'S LIKE STRIP POKER, BUT WITH PIE INSTEAD OF POKER
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Patrick on 29 Dec 2007, 14:23
I ALWAYS PREFERRED STRIP STEEPLECHASE.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Sir Tacopuss on 29 Dec 2007, 14:32
HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF STRIP STRIPTEASE?
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Liz on 29 Dec 2007, 19:50
This is my new favorite thread.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Dec 2007, 11:38
STRIP CHEESECAKE!
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Toba on 30 Dec 2007, 11:42
SIR I DARESAY THAT YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING QUITE BRILLIANT HOW EXACTLY WOULD STRIP CHEESECAKE WORK I LIKE YOUR IDEAS AND WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Dec 2007, 16:08
>THE PIE WAS EATEN BY A GRUE
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 30 Dec 2007, 16:55
DAMNIT DUDE THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TURN THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE KITCHEN.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Tom on 30 Dec 2007, 18:11
> THE GRUE TURNED INTO A PIE
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Toba on 30 Dec 2007, 18:35
if (fork()) { exec(while (true) { > THE PIE WAS EATEN BY A GRUE > THE GRUE TURNED INTO A PIE }) } else { CONTINUE THREAD }
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Lines on 30 Dec 2007, 18:45
I DON'T UNDERSTAND, GUYS.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Tom on 30 Dec 2007, 18:47
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE PIE RACE, GUYS.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: StMonkey on 30 Dec 2007, 19:05
π1 π2
I see who's winning the pi race.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Patrick on 30 Dec 2007, 19:19
...FUCKING AMAZING
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: öde on 30 Dec 2007, 20:03
Also, Thirsty Beggar needs to be a brand of alcohol
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: squawk on 30 Dec 2007, 22:50
The first is Harry's news ticker. PAY ATTENTION
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Patrick on 30 Dec 2007, 22:58
Your mom
C===========================8
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: yelley on 31 Dec 2007, 14:40
i guess third best, but only because it's the third use of scrolling text i've seen. weak, sashimiface! weak.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 31 Dec 2007, 16:55
THis is a bit late, but anyone who has actual questions about anything pertaining to unicycles or unicycling can send them to me via PM and be guaranteed a longer and more involved response than they could ever need.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: jodizzle on 01 Jan 2008, 14:44
On a not completely unrelated topic from the pie race, I baked pies! For the first time ever, and completely from scratch. At one point I realised we don't actually own a rolling pin so I had to roll my pie crust dough with an empty beer bottle! I am a classy lass. The pies were delicious.
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/meatpie.jpg) Beef pot pie! It was quite delicious, although it needed more salt and pepper. It is happy to be created.
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/applepie.jpg) Apple caramel pie. Oh my god. This was absolutely fantastic! (it just looks gross because when the boy took it out of the tin he dropped it on the tray and it smooshed)
OMNOMNOM PIES
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Tom on 01 Jan 2008, 17:41
Those sure are some tasty lookin' pies.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: BobJoeJim on 01 Jan 2008, 18:45
They do indeed look tasty. I really need to bake me some pies soon.
Title: Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
Post by: Slick on 01 Jan 2008, 21:18
EDIT: Man, that post I made on the last page was a completely drunken post and I can't explicitly remember making it. As I just spent the last few minutes laughing aloud alone at it, I don't think anything I could post now could possibly be worthwhile. Uh, sorry for being a weird drunk, guys and galls. Not gauls though. Guys and galls are cool, but to hell with those gauls.