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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Cartilage Head on 12 Jan 2008, 19:55

Title: CQ ORRAZIB
Post by: Cartilage Head on 12 Jan 2008, 19:55
 Holy cripes is that Julia ever ugly! I'm also from Australia!
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Post by: jhocking on 12 Jan 2008, 19:57
Hi, I'm new around here!
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Post by: Chrasstor on 12 Jan 2008, 19:59
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!sdearth ot tol a dda dna evitcurtsnoc ytterp era stsop ym fo llA
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Post by: Chrasstor on 12 Jan 2008, 20:01
anigav a evah osla I
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Post by: ForteBass on 12 Jan 2008, 20:03
I'm a total sweetheart!
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Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Jan 2008, 20:04
Penises aren't, and never will be funny.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 12 Jan 2008, 20:09
I don't post nearly enough and am always full of well reasoned retorts

Edit: Also, Darryl is the manliest fucker here.
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Post by: StMonkey on 12 Jan 2008, 20:10
Hanners is ugly as fuck.
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Post by: jhocking on 12 Jan 2008, 20:14
That reminds me: I've been lurking for a while, and I've noticed that you guys talk about the comic all the time.
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Post by: Slick on 12 Jan 2008, 20:18
So I was just at the bar and I saw Tommy there. The dude totally turned down, like, seventeen offers of sexual relations with ladies.

jhocking, whoever you are dude lurk a little while longer before jumping to conclusions about us, please.
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Post by: StMonkey on 12 Jan 2008, 20:20
The Arts & Crafts section needs to relax! Sheesh, at the pace they're going at it, I can barely keep up!
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Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Jan 2008, 20:21
This place is a total sausage party, can we get some bitches up ins?
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Post by: mooface on 12 Jan 2008, 20:29
but all the girls on these forums are really ugly anyways.
Title: Re: CQ ORRAZIB
Post by: Cartilage Head on 12 Jan 2008, 20:33
 Hey guys, the new Linkin Park album just leaked!
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Post by: Slick on 12 Jan 2008, 20:39
Oh man that reminds me do you guys remember that really sweet Achewood strip?
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Post by: ForteBass on 12 Jan 2008, 20:40
So we're all agreed then? Good Charlotte is amazing and all of this "indie" stuff is a bunch of silly nonsense.
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Post by: Chrasstor on 12 Jan 2008, 20:46
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 12 Jan 2008, 20:48
 Fuck Achewood! PvP FTW!
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Post by: Slick on 12 Jan 2008, 20:56
I love achewood but PvP totally FTW!
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Post by: StMonkey on 12 Jan 2008, 20:58
Naw, CAD is where it's at!
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Post by: ForteBass on 12 Jan 2008, 21:02
You're both wrong! Megatokyo is where it's at! Kawaii!!

*sigh* piro-san...
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Post by: mooface on 12 Jan 2008, 21:04
Guys, isn't QC everybody's favorite webcomic?  I mean, since we all talk about how much we love it all the time and all...
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Post by: Inlander on 12 Jan 2008, 21:15
This is the best thread ever and is going to stay fresh and funny and original for ever and ever and ever!

I will never feel even the slightest temptation to lock it!
Title: Re: CQ ORRAZIB
Post by: Slick on 12 Jan 2008, 21:20
My love will make it last forever.
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Post by: StMonkey on 12 Jan 2008, 21:21
Insufferably polite people like Kieffer need to knock it off already.
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Post by: squawk on 12 Jan 2008, 21:59
(Guys, bizarro doesn't mean just opposite! Do more fun things, like saying "me" and "are". Also I think my favorite line from the Bizarro Wiki page is the following)

Quote
Bizarro Batman, wearing a smily-face on his chest, and possessing a bat-treehouse.
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Post by: calenlass on 12 Jan 2008, 22:08
Man you guys are crazy. Coldplay could't possibly be bad, I'm telling you!
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Jan 2008, 22:29
(Dude, all I can think of when i hear Bizzaro is that one episode of Sealab 2021, fucking hilarious)
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Post by: Hat on 12 Jan 2008, 22:34
I have absolutely no desire to contribute to this ridiculous thread, you all should be ashamed of yourselves for using the internet for something so absolutely silly.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Jan 2008, 22:38
You're just sayingthat because You're a pantleg from Utah, noe otheres heree wishe to heare aboute youre complaintse
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Post by: Johnny C on 12 Jan 2008, 22:38
Nobody here wants to sleep with me right now.
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Post by: Johnny C on 12 Jan 2008, 22:38
oh, now i get this thread
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Post by: Spinless on 12 Jan 2008, 23:19
Johnny, baby, doesn't this ring mean ANYTHING to you? I thought we had made a commitment.
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Post by: doki on 12 Jan 2008, 23:25
me am not playing bizarro game because me thinks is stupid like Hiro Nakamora

if Hiro was really a hero, he would be indestructable like superman.  thats what heroes should be
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Jan 2008, 23:26
Wow, you really are the biggest peanut I've ever met.
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Post by: öde on 13 Jan 2008, 00:24
Delicate taboo,
I break you into pieces,
Thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust.
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Post by: Spinless on 13 Jan 2008, 00:45
Poor Dan. Hasn't spoken anything but Haiku since that time he accidentally wound up with his organs on the outside.
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Post by: ruyi on 13 Jan 2008, 00:55
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1333/1294230904_b739e6dc0d.jpg)
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Post by: öde on 13 Jan 2008, 00:56
Spleen, Appendix, cold,
Liver and Kidneys, all can see,
What's become of me?
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Post by: ruyi on 13 Jan 2008, 00:58
(http://www.beer-pages.com/images/michel-jackson.jpg)
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Post by: ruyi on 13 Jan 2008, 00:59
(http://www.brewha-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mus-jackson.gif)
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Post by: ruyi on 13 Jan 2008, 01:00
(http://www.classiccitybrew.com/gabf03_jacksontea.jpg)
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Post by: jmrz on 13 Jan 2008, 01:01
I'm a total sweetheart!

Chuck, I think you are doing it wrong.
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Post by: Spinless on 13 Jan 2008, 01:03
Hey, Old Man Roo! You trimmed your beard! It looks good! But remember what we told you about multiple post, the pictures of you do NOT "fight eachother" if you put them in the same one.
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Post by: ruyi on 13 Jan 2008, 01:29
(think again?)
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Post by: McTaggart on 13 Jan 2008, 02:18
(I'd just like to point out that the url of one of those pictures involves the word "brewha-ha")
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Post by: camelpimp on 13 Jan 2008, 07:32
I think all of you really need to stop sucking my foot-long penis.
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Post by: Liz on 13 Jan 2008, 09:20
Nobody here wants to sleep with me right now.

I do.
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Post by: Lines on 13 Jan 2008, 11:10
SNAP. Just be sure not to break his ego when you kids hook up.
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Post by: calenlass on 13 Jan 2008, 11:50
Eeewww you guys are talking about hooking up. Kissing is so gross. Be careful not to get JohnnyCooties when you do.
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Post by: IronOxide on 13 Jan 2008, 15:10
Katie, why do you have to be such a nunnish prude all the time?
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Post by: calenlass on 13 Jan 2008, 19:05
I am sorry! I just do not think that sucking faces is a great investment for your time. It is so silly and gross. I mean, maybe I would makeouts with someone if they saved my life, or something. Maybe?
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Post by: 0bsessions on 13 Jan 2008, 19:06
I wish I were pretty, guys.

*Sigh*

My life is so sad.
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Post by: calenlass on 13 Jan 2008, 19:10
Man I am sorry, but I told you your neckbeard just doesn't do anything for me. I didn't mean for you to take it personally.
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Post by: öde on 13 Jan 2008, 19:19
Fully clothed and ready to go.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 13 Jan 2008, 19:21
I'm helping!  I'm helping!
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Post by: jeph on 13 Jan 2008, 19:54
I've got a cock in my butt right now!
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Post by: jhocking on 13 Jan 2008, 20:11
oo oo is it mine?
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 13 Jan 2008, 21:15
No, its the Lord's, I told you that reaching out for a noodly appendage wouldn't be so bad after all, and so much fussing earlier.
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Post by: Johnny C on 13 Jan 2008, 21:21
I've got a cock in my butt right now!

No, Jeph, see, I made a mistake like this on the last page.

It's okay, tough concept to grasp.
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Post by: Inlander on 13 Jan 2008, 22:17
It might be a bit too subtle for you to grasp, Johnny. Where ordinarily Jeph would be implying homosexuality, in Bizarro world he implies avian bestiality.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 13 Jan 2008, 22:21
But since in Bizzaro world most poultry resembles large floppy dildos anyway, it doesn't help the case much.
Title: Re: CQ ORRAZIB
Post by: öde on 14 Jan 2008, 05:22
Hey you just keep on talkin' man
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Post by: calenlass on 14 Jan 2008, 10:53
GTFO, Sam. No one wants you here.