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Title: All that is man.
Post by: morca007 on 15 Jan 2008, 01:27
(http://www.macgyveronline.org/control/macgyver.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/?40m4tamg11y)

So, I was sitting in my room, and all of a sudden the Macgyver theme song started playing in my foobar, and my body started rocking out completely of its own volition.

I need to get this show on DVD so hard.

Just to make it perfectly clear, that image is a link to download the theme song.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Eris on 15 Jan 2008, 01:31
Uh, thank you for sharing?
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: morca007 on 15 Jan 2008, 01:39
You're welcome.

Also; Swear to god, if you people do not download the theme song and then proceed to rock out, I have no faith left in humanity.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Eris on 15 Jan 2008, 01:41
(I was being sarcastic. This is a pointless thread)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: morca007 on 15 Jan 2008, 01:42
(I was replying in kind.)
(Why are we speaking parenthetically?)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Spinless on 15 Jan 2008, 01:43
Why is this pointless thread more active than the INCREDIBLY INCREDIBLE THREAD WHERE A DOG'S HEAD IS REMOVED AND RE-ANIMATED WITHOUT IT'S BODY?
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: tommydski on 15 Jan 2008, 01:44
(Hey morca007, I like your avatar though)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Eris on 15 Jan 2008, 01:45
You're just bitter that no one cares about your thread, Darryl. Admit it, you were looking for praise for finding some creepy videos and got shot down.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: morca007 on 15 Jan 2008, 01:47
(Hey Tommy, can we... Can I have, that is, can we have sloppy makeouts?)

Zombie dogs may be old, but they are no laughing matter. Just think of how creepy that would be. The dogs being all re-animated, barking, and licking, and generally being dog-like and adorable.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Spinless on 15 Jan 2008, 01:48
No, I was just amazed that they removed an animal's head and kept it alive for a period of time. I thought that it was so incredible, it was worth sharing. The film is a curiosity that I feel should be seen by everybody.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Patrick on 15 Jan 2008, 02:52
The head was kept alive, or the dog? I hope the head, then we can actually do that head-in-a-jar thing like Futurama.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Eris on 15 Jan 2008, 02:55
Why don't you have a look in the actual thread, rather than clogging up this perfectly good one?


geez
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: ForteBass on 15 Jan 2008, 06:18
(http://star.walagata.com/w/fortebass/INTERNET/skit_lg.png)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Patrick on 15 Jan 2008, 07:18
That reminds me of my uncle. He's got a tattoo that has a picture of a marijuana leaf and it says "smoke it". He's pretty dumb, I guess he needed instructions.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Cam on 15 Jan 2008, 08:05
If you gave MacGyver a roll of duct tape, a few paper clips, some rubber hose, and a dog, I am pretty sure he could turn it into a zombie.

Edit: corrected spelling... rubber hosing, wtf was I thinking?
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: 0bsessions on 15 Jan 2008, 09:06
I'm hijacking this thread to exclaim my excitement at finding a Chick-Fil-A that is accessible via local bus.

Tomorrow night, I'm dragging Rachel (pen) there and forcing her to eat much.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c204/dolphinmaremyspace/chickfila.jpg) with a side of (http://www.chickfilautah.com/images/menu/36.jpg) will be my dinner.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: tommydski on 15 Jan 2008, 09:31
Damn, that food does look pretty tasty.

MaiAda is addicted to that stuff.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: 0bsessions on 15 Jan 2008, 09:35
So I've heard. Plus, it's even harder for her to get ahold of it out in Rome.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Verergoca on 15 Jan 2008, 09:47
To be honest, it doesnt really look to appealing to me.

But i get that with a fair bit of fastfoods, so dont mind me.


Also, i am so disappointed that this isnt a thread where we get to show our manliness!
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: jhocking on 15 Jan 2008, 09:48
Chick-Fil-A
Back in college we had one of these in our student center. My fiancee has a mildly amusing story about how one of her good friends couldn't pronounce the name but liked to eat there.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: negative creep on 15 Jan 2008, 09:53
Also, i am so disappointed that this isnt a thread where we get to show our manliness!


What's stopping you?
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: SevenPinkerton on 15 Jan 2008, 10:13
I can't believe people have the balls to say a thread about McGuyver is pointless. He'll take you down!

Well, actually, I've never seen McGuyver, but the way Patti and Selma talk about him on the Simpsons makes him seem like 100% pure manbeef.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: jhocking on 15 Jan 2008, 10:17
I've never seen McGuyver
KILL HIM
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: jhocking on 15 Jan 2008, 10:18
Also, not manbeef, he is like the ultimate nerd. So my role-model.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Greg Dulli on 15 Jan 2008, 10:22
Also, i am so disappointed that this isnt a thread where we get to show our manliness!

 Your attention, please
Now turn off the light
Your infection, please
I haven't got all night



UNDERSTAAAAAAAND?!

DO YOU UNDERSTAAAAAHAAAAND?!

UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAANDD!!

I'M A GENTLEMAN

I'M A GENTLEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAN!!!
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Patrick on 15 Jan 2008, 11:08
GENTLEMAN was a fucking wonderful thread.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Paav on 15 Jan 2008, 11:27
I feel we have let MacGyver down. He could have made a better thread than this out of bailing wire, a AA battery and hot sauce.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: morca007 on 15 Jan 2008, 11:31
Also, not manbeef, he is like the ultimate nerd. So my role-model.
Agreed.

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Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: OrigNES on 15 Jan 2008, 12:06
what if we don't like McGuyver?
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Patrick on 15 Jan 2008, 12:13
Then you worship Satan and kick puppies.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Hunter on 15 Jan 2008, 12:20
Don't be hypocritical, Pat.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Something Witty on 15 Jan 2008, 12:46
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Something_Witty/Whatisaman.png)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Jan 2008, 12:55
A miserable little pile of secrets.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Jan 2008, 14:03
No Gods. No Kings. Only Men

A man has a choice. I chose the impossible. I built a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the great would not be constrained by the small, where a scientist would not be bound by petty morality. I chose to build....Rapture. But my city was betrayed by the weak. So I ask you, my friend...if your life's price was to kill the innocent, would you sacrifice your humanity? We all make choices...but in the end, our choices make us

Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: ZJGent on 15 Jan 2008, 22:15
Nerds. ^





(I am totally kidding. My first thought on seeing the title was that really badly translated neo-geo game where you're an evil scientist who has to build zombies using puzzle parts - it was a bit like a cross between Operation and Puzzle Bobble.)

(shit, I am sure even knowing what a neo-geo is makes me fairly nerdy to start with)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Jan 2008, 22:20
A Man has a choice! Do you?

Would you kindly step forward?

Edit: God Damnit I'm going to have to play it again aren't I?
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Spinless on 15 Jan 2008, 23:17
MAN!!!!
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3387/z073105snakepj6.jpg)

Way more man than that pussy Mcguyver.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2008, 00:24
I thought this was going to be another thread about Chuck.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: blanktom on 16 Jan 2008, 02:52
i've never seen McGuyver. Or anything with Chuck Norris in (bar half an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger).

i'm english. we just watch Dr. Who.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: öde on 16 Jan 2008, 04:31
That is what we English do.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Patrick on 16 Jan 2008, 05:04
i've never seen McGuyver. Or anything with Anal Prolapse in (bar half an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger).

You got the wrong Chuck, man.

ALSO: JESUS PEOPLE, WHY ARE LIKE 50% OF YOU SPELLING "MACGYVER" WRONG? MY GOD
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 16 Jan 2008, 05:09
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5866/mc2ut.gif)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Liz on 16 Jan 2008, 06:54
A Spanish galleon!

I enjoyed that very thoroughly.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 16 Jan 2008, 07:01
The real question is... did he make the hat, or was it in the luggage?
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: ForteBass on 16 Jan 2008, 07:04
I thought this was going to be another thread about Chuck.

I'm all for this idea.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: 0bsessions on 16 Jan 2008, 07:37
Neither Macgyver nor Snake have got shit on Nick Fury:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/NickFuryWallCrash.jpg)

Who, might I had, has been committing badass acts since about twenty years before Snake or Macgyver popped up.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Eris on 16 Jan 2008, 15:36
fancy thingy about Macgyver

Please tell me I am not the only one who noticed the mistake in that thing.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: est on 16 Jan 2008, 15:47
I wonder if were thinking of the same mistake.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Eris on 16 Jan 2008, 15:54
ARGH!


*stabs*
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: hannahrochelle on 16 Jan 2008, 17:46
The real question is... did he make the hat, or was it in the luggage?

He made it. He had half a cigarette left over, you see.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: calenlass on 16 Jan 2008, 18:42
I am so manly.

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/MyPicture-1-4.jpg)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Verergoca on 16 Jan 2008, 18:49
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d79/Verergoca/Photos/Me/kiltd.jpg)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: calenlass on 16 Jan 2008, 18:55
Damn it, Vergy, quit raining on my goddamn parade.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 Jan 2008, 19:07
This thread has sincerely improved since its creation. Bravo.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Verergoca on 16 Jan 2008, 19:44
There is nothing that a halfnaked man, in a kilt, with a beer cannot improve!

*ps. this is not a challenge*
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: hannahrochelle on 16 Jan 2008, 19:56
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a286/Teh_Hanchan/100_2722.jpg)

Damian Kulash from OK Go, on a random jaunt through the crowd at a gig I went to.

Earlier in the night, he smashed the fuck out of his guitar (by launching it across the stage into a wall) because it was BUZZING too much.

I love this man.
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Post by: Liz on 16 Jan 2008, 20:01
The girl right behind him looks possessed.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 16 Jan 2008, 20:04
Yeah, there was lots of screaming in that crowd right then.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: blanktom on 17 Jan 2008, 04:48
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/blanktom/100_2722.jpg)
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 17 Jan 2008, 18:01
Hahahaha, niiiiice.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 17 Jan 2008, 18:21
I did not notice that for the longest time, I thought you were just an idiot who reposted a picture.

My apologies.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 17 Jan 2008, 18:26
Boro_Bandito, I did too. Then I saw something not quite right in the pic I took.
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Post by: Patrick on 18 Jan 2008, 04:10
The girl right in front of him looks -exactly- like a girl who goes to my old school. It kindof creeps me out a lot.
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Post by: jhocking on 18 Jan 2008, 06:35
What's so creepy about that? Was she a creepy person?
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Patrick on 18 Jan 2008, 06:52
Yes.
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Post by: valley_parade on 18 Jan 2008, 09:11
it was BUZZING too much.

Should've given it to me. I can never have enough guitar buzz.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: Slick on 18 Jan 2008, 16:27
I AM MAN






(http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1076/prettysk8.jpg)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Jan 2008, 18:31
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/aaaaaaaaaa.jpg)
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Post by: öde on 18 Jan 2008, 19:02
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4522/aaaaaaaaaalb9.jpg)
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: blanktom on 18 Jan 2008, 19:05
hooray for mediocre editing skills.
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Post by: calenlass on 18 Jan 2008, 19:53
Sorry guys. Slick is the manliest man.
Title: Re: All that is man.
Post by: muteKi on 21 Jan 2008, 23:26
Dracula: What is a man?

I realize this is the inspiration for this image, but this picture and the topic of the thread reminds me of I Wanna Be The Guy:
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/640/castlevaniahumormy1.th.jpg) (http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=castlevaniahumormy1.jpg)