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Title: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jeph on 15 Jan 2008, 19:48
http://ponyisland.net/

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT THIS WEBSITE HAS ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Liz on 15 Jan 2008, 19:54
I particularily like the news ticker.

UH I MEAN IT'S SO SEXY
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Lines on 15 Jan 2008, 19:54
I'm just bothered. This is My Little Ponies on drugs.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Cernunnos on 15 Jan 2008, 19:58
Hot
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Emaline on 15 Jan 2008, 20:00
It reminds me of this. (http://www.ponytrouble.com/index.html)


Synopsis, for those who don't want to click the link: "A story about a bunch of young adults who take their plastic pony obsessions way too far and end up killing people, eating their flesh, and raising the dead. All while prancing around in unicorn outfits and stuff like that."
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Chrasstor on 15 Jan 2008, 20:03
I think my new avatar is highly relevant.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jeph on 15 Jan 2008, 20:11
It's pretty good, but it's not as good as MINE.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: captain zoe on 15 Jan 2008, 20:45
Guh, my brain.  The color overload!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jhocking on 15 Jan 2008, 20:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Jan 2008, 21:11
Can your dragon beat my rainbow pony fetus?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: philharmonic on 15 Jan 2008, 21:15
"GAH they took my friggin kidney" LOL
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Inlander on 15 Jan 2008, 22:01
Cute, but I can't help but feel that the ponies on Pony Island are ripe (http://www.aikarin.com/mlp/customs/103.html) for assimilation (http://borgpony.deviantart.com/).
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: PacoSees on 15 Jan 2008, 22:15
Quote
PonyIsland teaches responsibility and money management, and it allows users to explore the principles of genetics and economics, the mathematics of RGB color combination, HTML coding and webpage design, and the netiquette expected in online communities.

Sounds like the ad for the community college across the street.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: ruyi on 15 Jan 2008, 22:54
is the url deliberately similar to http://www.penisland.net (http://www.penisland.net)?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jhocking on 15 Jan 2008, 22:58
(omg i thought of that one too when i saw this thread)

I doubt it. This website is too earnest to have a sense of humor.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: DonInKansas on 15 Jan 2008, 23:00
   I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.  Seriously.
  /
 :-D

Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: mooface on 16 Jan 2008, 05:43
yay ponies!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Cam on 16 Jan 2008, 07:19
     Oh, oh, my nipples are getting hard just looking at it.
    /
 :-D
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: tommydski on 16 Jan 2008, 17:14
This disclaimer is a bit worrying -

Quote
We have a number of strictly moderated forums where our players can interact with other pony lovers throughout the world. We have stricter netiquette rules then most other web games to ensure a pleasurable experience for everyone.

Yeah, no doubt.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Verergoca on 16 Jan 2008, 18:24
Bah.

The furries didnt like my concept of moonmining.

Also they wanted me to desperately read a "manual" or something.

SCREW THEM. IM GOING TO BUILD MY OWN PONYISLAND!

WITH BLACKJACK!

AND HOOKERS!

INFACT, FORGET ABOUT THE PONIES
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: IronOxide on 16 Jan 2008, 18:29
Firelight reached for Stardream's ponydom when he moaned.

"I'm not sure if I can go through with this", said Firelight.

Stardream replied, "There's nothing to be afraid of! Remember back when we vanquished the evil swamp queen of Ashitora? We were afraid only because we allowed our feelings to be hidden! When we become one, we shall be so wholesome, so pure, that the great Goddess Oriana would descend from the sky and be blinded by our radiance!"

Stardream ran his hoof tenderly down Firelight's single horn.
"It's much larger than I remember"

Firelight replied, "There's a lot about me that you don't remember..."

Firelight slowly caressed down his companion's mane.

"Oooh"

Then his back

"Aaaah"

Until, leaving no doubt in either pony's mind, they became one there in the dungeon of the evil cave demon Garbook

"Even if we are to be eaten tomorrow, I'm glad I got to spend my last night with you," Stardream sighed.

Guys, Pony Island is the best website ever.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 16 Jan 2008, 22:08
Gay unicorn romance?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Caiphana on 16 Jan 2008, 23:11
MY LITTLE POINES!!!!!one!2!1

I had one that had a tattoo and lipstick that appeared when you put an ice cube on it.

It was awesome.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: michaelicious on 16 Jan 2008, 23:30
   I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.  Seriously.
  /
 :-D



From where else would you throw up? That is a question that I would like answered.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: ruyi on 17 Jan 2008, 00:55
no, no, it is not from where, but rather, into where. incidentally you don't throw up from your mouth, you throw up from your stomach.

anyways, what he means is, he didn't vomit such that the chyme was expelled from his body, but rather, it came up just a little bit such that he could feel it burn in the back of his throat and then he was able to swallow it.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Emaline on 17 Jan 2008, 02:26
MY LITTLE POINES!!!!!one!2!1

I had one that had a tattoo and lipstick that appeared when you put an ice cube on it.

It was awesome.



That is one classy pony.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Inlander on 17 Jan 2008, 04:48
Pony? Sounds more like a pro-ny, if ya know whaddi mean.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jhocking on 17 Jan 2008, 04:57
I don't know what that means.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: tommydski on 17 Jan 2008, 05:05
Me either frankly.

I think this one is all you, Harry.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Inlander on 17 Jan 2008, 06:12
Just me by myself in my depraved equine wonderland.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: calenlass on 17 Jan 2008, 06:20
My ponies are better than their ponies.

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/Summer%20Camp%202006/Santa%20Maria/Santa3.jpg)

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/Summer%20Camp%202006/Santa%20Maria/SantaMaria.jpg)

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/Summer%20Camp%202006/Brego/Brego4.jpg)

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/Summer%20Camp%202006/Grits/Grits.jpg)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: michaelicious on 17 Jan 2008, 06:46
no, no, it is not from where, but rather, into where. incidentally you don't throw up from your mouth, you throw up from your stomach.

anyways, what he means is, he didn't vomit such that the chyme was expelled from his body, but rather, it came up just a little bit such that he could feel it burn in the back of his throat and then he was able to swallow it.

oh ok
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 17 Jan 2008, 07:31
That website reminds me vaguely of when I was addicted to www.horseland.com (http://www.horseland.com). But that game was not as...uh...odd...as this pony island one. I'm a little bit scared of that one.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Lines on 17 Jan 2008, 07:37
My ponies are better than their ponies.

That they are. The last one is so cute!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: calenlass on 17 Jan 2008, 08:22
His name is Grits! He is so roly-poly it is hard to keep a saddle from just sliding sideways. He is like Dennis the Menace! He learned to open the clasp on his stall with his tongue, so we have to padlock it now (to keep him in and to keep the clasp from getting all spitty).
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: ViolentDove on 17 Jan 2008, 16:54
Just me by myself in my depraved equine wonderland.

So... when equine influenza spreads from horses to people, decimating 80% of the global population, we'll know who to blame.

Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jeph on 17 Jan 2008, 17:09
GOD katie why does every thread have to be about YOU

(ps can I put it in Grits's butt)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Jan 2008, 17:09
My ponies are better than their ponies.

They take more drugs than a touring funk band!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Something Witty on 17 Jan 2008, 17:16
THIS IS PONY ISLAAAND!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: october1983 on 17 Jan 2008, 17:51
IN PONY ISLAND

THERE IS NO GREY

GOTTA FIND A COLOURFUL MATE

CAN Y'ALL RELATE?


(... :?)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Ballard on 17 Jan 2008, 18:22
You are all frightening people.

(The dark one with the white snout is winking at me and I think I like it)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Patrick on 18 Jan 2008, 17:13
I am amazed, certainly, but Pony Island pales in comparison to this (http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php#howto). AMAZING.

Back to bed for me.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Jan 2008, 18:22
Patrick that game makes me tingly in my stuff.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Neuvost on 18 Jan 2008, 18:23
Those sick, sick Swedes.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: öde on 18 Jan 2008, 18:27
I cannot beat the matriarch.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: muteKi on 20 Jan 2008, 13:24
is the url deliberately similar to http://www.penisland.net (http://www.penisland.net)?

I had a chem textbook that was associated with a workbook that said that one should, for more, go to chemfiesta.com, I think it was.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: negative creep on 20 Jan 2008, 14:30
I beat the matriarch, but the grande madame kicked my sorry ass.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: mfpole on 20 Jan 2008, 17:23
Damn, I got to the matriarch and the bitch knocked me out in one motherfucker of a counter slap. She could outslap Muhammad Ali no contest. Girl is ruuuuuuude, yo.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q249/mfpole/matriarch.jpg

Like look at those eyes man. The eyes!!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jeph on 20 Jan 2008, 23:01
Took me a few tries, but I beat it.

The trick with the Grand Matriarch is just to counter-slap, not attack on your own.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Inlander on 21 Jan 2008, 01:53
I beat the game - the slapping game, that is - pretty easily on the lowest difficulty setting. Once you get to the higher levels you're best off just turning down the chance for a counterslap altogether, because you've got bugger all time to get one in and when you miss you're giving your opponent a free hit. Which with the last two, can hurt a lot. Just bide your time, be patient, get into a rhythm of hitting and evading, hitting and evading, and you'll beat it without too much difficulty.

On the lowest difficulty setting, I reiterate.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Patrick on 21 Jan 2008, 02:31
I beat the Pony Island game. The trick is to perform DOS attacks on the servers.
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Post by: Meg on 21 Jan 2008, 11:03
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xL5WcJFHfV4

I am pestilence pony, teeheehee!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Jan 2008, 12:05
I beat the Pony Island game. The trick is to perform DOS attacks on the servers.

I find this obscenely funny and I'm not sure why.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Inlander on 21 Jan 2008, 16:28
Funnier than the borg pony?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 21 Jan 2008, 17:07
Yes, funnier than the Borg pony.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Inlander on 21 Jan 2008, 18:00
Impossible.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Patrick on 22 Jan 2008, 04:08
Free your mind, Neo.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Inlander on 22 Jan 2008, 04:28
WHOA!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Patrick on 22 Jan 2008, 08:53
I think that whole part of the movie was just a way of advocating suicide. If you "free your mind" (fire your teeth through it) then it doesn't matter if you jump off a building.

EDIT: Which reminds me!

Q. What was going through Kurt Cobain's head when he killed himself?

A1. Buckshot
A2. His teeth
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jhocking on 22 Jan 2008, 09:17
guys should I jump off a building to test my powers?

[ ] yes
[ ] no
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Ballard on 22 Jan 2008, 09:45
Q. What was going through Kurt Cobain's head when he killed himself?

A1. Buckshot
A2. His teeth

Q: So I hear Kurt Cobain had dandruff?

A: Yeah, they found his head & shoulders behind the couch
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Jposh on 26 Jan 2008, 21:45
I beat the Pony Island game. The trick is to perform DOS attacks on the servers.
I.... love you?
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Patrick on 27 Jan 2008, 05:51
This thread is now about me. Sup guys?
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Post by: calenlass on 27 Jan 2008, 06:26
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/MyPicture-1-5.jpg)
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Post by: ZJGent on 27 Jan 2008, 07:24
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/skull.jpg)
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: jhocking on 28 Jan 2008, 08:16
That is a weak version of Skullboy. Still great job on the facepaint, but it pales in comparison to that guy.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: HellStorm on 28 Jan 2008, 08:37
Dude that thing is awesome - reminds me of Charlie The Unicorn.
And also, stop with the jokes about Kurt Cobain.  What would you do if I started making jokes of one of your dead friends/relatives/coworkers etc.
I doubt you'd like it.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 28 Jan 2008, 08:40
guys should I jump off a building to test my powers?

  • yes

[ ] no
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Patrick on 28 Jan 2008, 08:49
And also, stop with the jokes about Kurt Cobain.  What would you do if I started making jokes of one of your dead friends/relatives/coworkers etc.
I doubt you'd like it.

Bahaha you have no clue what kind of sick bastard I am, do you
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: ampersandwitch on 28 Jan 2008, 09:13
Kurt Cobain was a friend/relative/coworker of yours?  Wow, dude!  You're like, famous!
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Jan 2008, 00:40
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Photo12.jpg)
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Post by: Liz on 29 Jan 2008, 07:32
HAWT.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Alex C on 29 Jan 2008, 10:07
Dude that thing is awesome - reminds me of Charlie The Unicorn.
And also, stop with the jokes about Kurt Cobain.  What would you do if I started making jokes of one of your dead friends/relatives/coworkers etc.
I doubt you'd like it.

I wouldn't mind. One of my favorite memories actually was burying my cat Leonard back in 5th grade. It was really sad, but my brother cracked a joke about how damn fat the cat had gotten and how big the hole needed to be and from then on was high comedy. Poor fat cat. And then there's my best friend from high school. We still laugh at a bunch of the dumb shit she did in life. Smart, smart girl, guaranteed a full ride scholarship as a junior and would have been class valedictorian, but she had an amazing knack for failing at every day tasks. Even the nastiest of life's events can become ways to connect to people.
Title: Re: WELCOME TO....PONY ISLAND
Post by: Switchblade on 30 Jan 2008, 16:49
Went there. First page, Pony of the week: black dragon-turtle-pony.

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