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Title: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: Dissy on 29 Jan 2008, 15:18: Sad news... Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community...

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a crust-y old man and a little flaky at times, he was still considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.
Title: Re: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: calenlass on 29 Jan 2008, 15:35: no puns allowed sorry

euphemisms only
Title: Re: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: Inlander on 29 Jan 2008, 15:45: Quote from: Dissy on 29 Jan 2008, 15:18
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Sounds like an elderly transvestite.

Keep at it you old tart, you brave pioneer!
Title: Re: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: calenlass on 29 Jan 2008, 15:49: My google search for "poptart in drag" and "poptart drag queen" were totally not worth it. How has no one ever done this.
Title: Re: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2008, 16:09: Rule 34 guys?

Let's get on this!
Title: Re: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Jan 2008, 18:56: Quote from: calenlass on 29 Jan 2008, 15:35
no puns allowed sorry

euphemisms only

innuendo also ~~acceptable~~compulsory
Title: Re: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 29 Jan 2008, 20:11: I actually love puns. However, I can't discuss my favorite source without going over to the Movies/TV Shows/Book forum to do so, as it is an awesome author who also happens to be a dirty old man, so his books are literally almost all pun and innuendo.
Title: Re: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 29 Jan 2008, 23:07: That is on my grandparents' fridge. Is this the same basic concept as getting Rick rolled?
Title: Re: Important Funeral Notice
Post by: Tom on 30 Jan 2008, 00:31: Quote from: David_Dovey on 29 Jan 2008, 18:56
Quote from: calenlass on 29 Jan 2008, 15:35
no puns allowed sorry

euphemisms only

innuendo also ~~acceptable~~compulsory

after seeing the sirens of TI I'm turned off innuendo and double entendres.