Scandanavian War Machine looks like he is singing the Lumberjack Song.
Patrick we knew you needed to eat a fucking cheeseburger already. Sorry, dude.
Old pics from school in Alaska...-sad-. Oh, and the god damn school comps don't have card converters, and I still don't have my moms computer password, so I can't get any of my new pictures. Meh.
My names Josh Bolton
I'm from Port Angeles, Washington
I'm 14
I Paintball, I love music, I actually used to play Jazz Trombone, which I didn't, and still don't, like all that much, and I hate sports.
Me at the regional finals of the annual Mutton Chop Showdown.
:-o
pointed sideburns, more specifically, became a symbol of the gay club scenes of San Francisco and Sydney, Australia.
Why the hell do pretty girls have to all be in god damned Australia?
I told you. All pretty girls are either 18 or older
This is not terribly surprising if you think about it, 18 is the point where girls get fully out of the awkward puberty stage and get legit hot.My already mediocre age-judging skills go straight into the crapper when it comes to females from about sixteen to the early twenties, I think the 18 thing might be sour grapes, men conditioning themselves to think that if someone is younger than 18 they aren't hot, to avoid getting themselves into trouble.
I wish I could say I never get tired of hearing about Chuck.(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/snap.png)
I would argue that 18+ ladies are preferable, because that means I don't get arrested.I would have argued that 16-18 are preferable for me, because that means that nobody gets arrested (I am 16), but then I checked on my state's AoC laws, and apparently 12-26 is *legal*, but... no. Just no.
Me wearing my robot/cupholder costume at my friend's robot-themed party a few months back. I basically just covered a cardboard box in foil, but my halfassedness is redeemed because I'm wearing a tinfoil bowtie.
@ Uber Ritter- I see boyscout shorts!!That you do. Those are the only shorts that I wear these days when not exercising or hiking. They are comfy, and though the colour isn't the best they are not so embarrassingly long as to declare to the world "Yes, I lived through the late 90's and made my share of mistakes." Also, they are mildly invincible, which is nice.
I would have argued that 16-18 are preferable for me, because that means that nobody gets arrested (I am 16), but then I checked on my state's AoC laws, and apparently 12-26 is *legal*, but... no. Just no.
Men are easier to tell the ages of, at least, if they wear facial hair.
Me at the regional finals of the annual Mutton Chop Showdown.
I wish I could say I never get tired of hearing about your sideburns. I wish I could say that but it would be a god damn lie.
Quote from: Wikipediapointed sideburns, more specifically, became a symbol of the gay club scenes of San Francisco and Sydney, Australia.
Gene, I would like it noted that I seriously want to beat the ever living piss out of the two guys in the upper left hand corner, especially the one with the shorter hair. For some reason the sight of them just pisses me off, particularly the look on their faces.
Sonovabitch! (not at anyone)Meanwhile, somewhere in Scotland, Tommydski is searching frantically to find out where Nodaisho lives.
Where does this myth come from that I like dramatically younger girls? I've never been with a girl younger than 18, despite the fact that the age of consent is 16 in the UK.
By all means point out that I'm an inexcusably massive slut but there's no need to make shit up.
Holy fuck that was a scary experience, that shit is a bit wobbly for my liking.And with this knowledge I begin my lifelong campaign to avoid traveling to Paris. I'm not sure when I started to be afraid of heights (I used to cliff-dive for pete's sake) but now I can barely climb out onto the balcony of a fifth floor hotel room. I've no problem with heights if I'm inside (for example, I would stand right up against the floor-to-ceiling windows back at RISD, and the studio was on the 6th floor) but my body reacts strongly to being out in the open.
No, no, no. Fuck uniforms. What with Nodaisho and Patrick's most recently posted pictures, I vote our theme be:
Teenage guys who look like adolescent girls.
What with Nodaisho... most recently posted picturesAre you getting him confused with someone else?
And... what was with that hair in the eiffel tower pic?
Seattle is played out, dogg.Fuck yea, Portland.
Go for Portland.
And... what was with that hair in the eiffel tower pic?
You know how there are certain lengths of hair that are just generally awkward? Yeah, it was like that at that point. I couldn't do ANYTHING with it back then. If I left it down, it'd blow in my face and piss me off (Luxembourg is windy!). If I pulled it back like that, there were always wisps of hair that would inevitably be too short to keep in the ponytail. That and my hair is just naturally soft and smooth (lucky me) so it would constantly be falling out and I would have to re-tie it every five minutes.
I am pretty sure you all have seen the photo from when Manda and I met in D.C. and went to the zoo. My hair was a good 3 inches longer by then and it still was incapable of staying somewhere halfway decent.
tl;dr holy shit I was even more awkward-looking with long hair than I am now
Guys new theme- Work Uniforms/Clothes
Nobody likes a dead whore
The name of this thread made me think of my Halloween costume this year. I was going to be a crime scene (dressed in black to represent asphalt + caution tape), but then based on the clothes I found I ended up being more of a crime scene / dead whore...
/edit: oops, so my n00bness emerges..how do you stick a photo in these things?
/edit: never mind. I lose. Carry on.
I never understood why people always need a shot of them standing next to every monument they see.
With the ever so helpful German Polizei
No but a lot of people I know work for them. Seriously like half the other Americans I stumble across are here working for World Vision. The other half are either missionaries or they work at the Embassy.
Let's see if I've got anything else I can shove in this here thread just so I can stick with the LESS YAPPY rule...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/leadhindenburg/Paris%20trip%20Aug%2005/Patrick_EiffelTower.jpg
Ah yes! An ancient photo from August '05 with me looking absolutely terrified on the Eiffel Tower. Holy fuck that was a scary experience, that shit is a bit wobbly for my liking.
With the ever so helpful German Polizei
The Polizei are helpful indeed. I have never once been lost in an airport in Germany because the Passkontrol officers are just like "Oh, yeah, your gate's that way."
Skull panda!The one and only!
With the ever so helpful German Polizei
The Polizei are helpful indeed. I have never once been lost in an airport in Germany because the Passkontrol officers are just like "Oh, yeah, your gate's that way."
How was Trier, Leonidas?
Hey Leonidas! I have spotted you around recently but here seems like a good spot to say: Lovely to see you again! (I think you are extremely attractive)
Neuvost who the fuck is that girl and why does she keep dating my friends.Do you actually think you know her? We're from New York State. I don't think I'm comfy posting too much more about her here though.
Neuvost: Probably not, but she is nigh-identical to at least four of my friends' most recent ex girlfriends.
And here I was thinking to myself before it was posted "Hmm, should I crop her out? Nah, that'll just take away from the perspective of the picture." Of course I now find myself faced with the terrible truth that she won't stop breaking up with Calenlass's friends.Neuvost: Probably not, but she is nigh-identical to at least four of my friends' most recent ex girlfriends.
Also, kindof hot.
This will probably do nothing to quell that poor dude's fears about talking about her on the inter-nets. Sorry. Just being honest.
My Threadless shirts finally arrivedFrequencity!
she's adorable! also: you have not posted in a really long time! nice to meet you.
my black friend.It's a good thing you specified, otherwise we might think he was a normal person.
a colbertian sense of ironyI like this word, but how do you pronounce it? Cole-bear-ian or cole-bert-ian?
I have faces. My sister just straightened my hair to see what it would be like. This is the result
BIG MOUTH
Not straightened.
SCOWL-LIKE FACE
I would like to make out with you.
was supposed to go here...
<gig pic sans drummer>
Does your bassist run sound from on stage?
I think some proof is needed here.
my black friend.
The rings finally came from the artists, so now I'm all officially engaged and stuff.
Mmmm, yep. Gandalf lives in my room.I've got The Dude and Kevin McCallister hiding out in mine.
Who apparently went to school down the street from where I live.
me looking cute and sentimental by feeding a baby bird who fell out of its nest water
Oof. Ouch. Have fun getting that thing back in it's nest without the parents being like "Uh, fuck YOU, pal, you stink like Patrick" at it.
oh i get it, you live in north adams... tis where i go to school too, the picture after it is on church street.
Oof. Ouch. Have fun getting that thing back in it's nest without the parents being like "Uh, fuck YOU, pal, you stink like humans" at it.
oh i get it, you live in north adams... tis where i go to school too, the picture after it is on church street.
Heh. I didn't get into MCLA. I'm down in Pittsfield at BCC, instead.
oh i get it, you live in north adams... tis where i go to school too, the picture after it is on church street.
Heh. I didn't get into MCLA. I'm down in Pittsfield at BCC, instead.
I used to go to MCLA. Then I escaped.
You and your friends have some intense jumpers. Well done.
KimJongSick needs to eat something.
Later, I'm gonna aspire to make a stir fry far better than Joe Hocking could manage.
(in-joke!)
Hey, um, Patrick, can I borrow your metabolism? We can like trade and you can get a bit thicker and I can lose some weight and it'll all be good!
I went shopping at the on-campus convenience store. Apparently, all college kids need are balloons, condoms, and socks.
[pic]
I vote for tru punx!
I went shopping at the on-campus convenience store. Apparently, all college kids need are balloons, condoms, and socks.
What about beer?
Me with some friends...
I don't do the metal thing so well.
squintingLooking very Chinese I see.
squintingLooking very Chinese I see.
Did you get the other dude on loan from the Animal Collective?
Also Manda, when you are shopping you look rather confused.I was unaware the photo was being taken- my friend brought his camera along because he is doing a set of interviews with campus staff (like the housekeepers/diner workers/etc) and apparently thought me standing awkwardly by the socks was a paparazzi-worthy picture
Metal.
Metal.
Metal.
Torch song.
Rage face.
I has a hat
Now I've got to think of something clever to write/draw on it.
Suggestions welcome!
Hey nice boogers, Greg.
Hey guys, I just got a new camera!
FUCKING METAL
I vote for tru punx!
I went shopping at the on-campus convenience store. Apparently, all college kids need are balloons, condoms, and socks.
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v194/203/20/5743774/n5743774_37641324_7042.jpg
Patrick you never told me the Brawny man played drums for you.
Patrick can you get a good sound out of that sink basin
Katie, your shoes match your wall/trim. This kind of weirds me out.
Since I got this fancy office job I've had to dress kind of nice for work. Well nicer than jeans and a Slayer t-shirt anyway. So this is what I look like on cold mornings before I leave for work!
*outfit*
I'm all class!
P.S.: I greatly encourage the idea of you moving...because that wallpaper is absolutely fucking hideous.
I'm all class!
Jimmy's all class.
Is...
Is she...
Is she licking your nipple?
This is when a large dose of acid led me to believe that several items picked up from the grass and stuck together with chewing gum could be a great work of art:I like you.
What beer is that exactly?! What type?
I haven't seen it before.
What beer is that exactly?! What type?
I haven't seen it before.
Birra Moretti. It's some kind of Italian pils. I never expected much from Italian beer (they're not so famous for it) but this was actually pretty tasty! More flavourful than most pils I've had, and it was a nice touch.
Apfelmonster
Apfelmonster
Das ist ein guter Ort für einen Apfel oder einer Birne.
Roadkill, are you by chance a dutchy? That traffic sign kind of looks uhm, familiar?
Katie does much better Katie poses than I do.
MALORIE. NEVER GET RID OF THE GLASSES. I HAVE THE LIBRARIAN FETISH THINGY. I HAVE BOOKS TO MAKE OUT IN, LET'S DO THAT.
AWESOME HAIRNever wear your hair up!! Your hair is amazing!
I have come to the sad conclusion with this photo that I basically have no butt at all.I do not know what you are talking about. I clearly see a provocative posterior protuberance.
AWESOME HAIRNever wear your hair up!! Your hair is amazing!
Manda, do we have to have a no ass-off?If you have less than me, I'm very sorry! How do you keep your pants up? I challenge this, photographic evidence is required.
I would fail a no ass-off horribly. I have a lot of booty.
You know it's bad when your grandmother comments on your lack of ass.
I have what is referred to as a "ghetto booty." Thus it will not be making an appearance in this thread.
That's me chugging back an Irish Car Bomb on my birthday.
I jumped off a rock.
In picture one he seems to be standing atop a large rock.
I jumped off a rock.
<awesome airborn picture>
I'll let the ladies decide on this one.You just want to hear ladies telling you to show them your ass. I see through your ploy.
If not we will mock you forever.
I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY
Silly, not your family, just you.I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY
blurry
gorgeous
slovenly
I'll let the ladies decide on this one.You just want to hear ladies telling you to show them your ass. I see through your ploy.
I'll let the ladies decide on this one.You just want to hear ladies telling you to show them your ass. I see through your ploy.
Guilty as charged. :-(
Blah blah grammatical correction blah blah get off my lawn blah blah in my day blah blah social security check blah blah damn kids.
Patrick, if you come to Fargo there will be an epic fist fight. And I will take you down.
I've never seen a person post themselves wearing a tshirt by Jeph & Co, so without further ado;
I really love the idea of a seven deadly sins party, only...did there end up being multiples of sins, or was it a small party?
~ Snip ~
Also, visiting Google and getting a free t-shirt and stuff - also fun.
He was referring to the stereotypical MySpace style of the images. There have been three photos on this page alone that have looked like they were lifted straight off a 17 year old My Chemical Romance fan's MySpace page.
The reason I ask, is my brother works for Google.. he's part of their User Experience Design team. :)
Pickle, you look like a guy I dated when I was 17 who turned out to be a stalker a few years later.This is not a coincidence.
[picshure]
Boyfriend. Who obviously hates pictures.
Um, Ulfnir, you are awesome.
Shakespeare, hardcore styleYou look exactly like an ex of mine, except for the blonde hair. So much so that I scrolled up again to make sure it wasn't him.
It's better than Pubic Lice.
I read that on the internet.
Wow, you could be Emilio's estranged son.
second picture
Hoooly fuuuuuck
Your friend seems to have a chameleon's eyes.I bet the chameleon would like them back.
stoned lightning
This is my pick for my friend and my radio show called, "Child Support"
Your friend seems to have a chameleon's eyes.I bet the chameleon would like them back.
Sorry about the camera-in-the-face bit, but I was tryign to get my whole body in the shot so I could see what my boots looked like.
Please tell me you're wearing shorts or something in that first photo.
The first thing I noticed was the fact that she's wearing the discontinued Sad Guitar shirt.
I work too much.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2291272504_1e0471cb5a.jpg)
Please tell me you're wearing shorts or something in that first photo.
does it matter? can u see anything u shouldn't??
calenlass is being very polite compared to some posters on this forum. it's okay to make mistakes as a new user! it happens! you'll get the hang of it eventually.
meh,
(words)
So thank you for calling us petty bitches. I really appreciate it. Best hello you could have made when this actually is a nice place.
please steal something in egypt
btw, bitchin' rage against the machine avatar dudebro
This is my pick for my friend and my radio show called, "Child Support"
I don't mean to sound too forward but, FUCK, you're cute!
I don't much feel like looking it up. Maybe you are right. Regardless, I don't think it really matters. I enjoy Rage Against the Machine too, so no problem there. By the way, you still haven't clarified what you meant by please steal something in egypt.
The punishment for theft in Egypt is is amputation or death or something.Really? Well damn, I'm glad nobody ever noticed me shoplifting.
Guys where are you all coming from.
Helen GA
Me(middle) with friends in Helen GA last summer.
[pic]FLEAMARKET TUBING BUS[/pic]
go down on the Hooch
The punishment for theft in Egypt is is amputation or death or something.
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/heyitsvanuch/PANTSDOWNWOOOO.jpg)
And ape-man knees, yikes! Don't take that badly, you are just one hirsute dude!hahaha don't worry, I know I'm hairy. The lighting isn't very flattering either but it does make my legs look even MORE RIPPED than they already are.
You may find yourself demanding, "but Jon, this person has their pants down too." The fact of the matter is that it's still a god damn hilarious picture. It's not really inappropriate in that it just seems so absolutely matter of fact in its presentation. It will stop being hilarious if a bunch of people mimic it (Not to mention creepy), but I'm suitably impressed.
I was born a zombie.
thebrosef, sorry if it came across as a bit of an overreaction, but i think it may be due in part to the fact that you're a new person whom we haven't really gotten to know yet! that picture you posted of yourself was the first impression you gave a lot of us, so it's hard to put it in context with your personality. in fact, a lot of the people whose photos those comments were referring to are new, so the same goes for all of them. we're really not rude folks, i promise! except for kieffer, he is the rudest dude.
i guess it would be good to refrain from assuming too much about new people but i hope you'll forgive us for our quickness to correct. consider it an abundance of caution, if you will.
I probably have better posture than you!I just now realized you had super mega curly hair.
collejj
collejj wit snow
cowledge
cawledge
caughlejjj
i got mah JAGUAR
Me enthused about Sasparilla in front of Seneca Rocks, West Virginia.
Me(middle) with friends in Helen GA last summer.
[pic]FLEAMARKET TUBING BUS[/pic]
Man one thing that has always bothered me is that it is by far so much more cost-effective to just buy your own innertubes and go down the Hooch yourself.
Varying degrees of gay
Give me your fucking coat.
I hate threads like this because I develop a handful of impotent internet crushes.
games museum on campus!
I look fantastic and I have fucking awesome PJs.
Australian Internet people will never break your heart
The answer to your question is yes, I could be sexier if I tried, but I hold back as a matter of public safety.
Australian Internet people will never break your heart
Paging Lunchy to this thread, Lunchy, this thread.
how to prepare a proper Jaegerbomb
The ceiling cows rock.
Unosuke,
It's far less creepy
You lose some weight? Your face looks leaner.Leaner? I'm having a hard time imagining looking any skinnier than I did in NYC (which was pretty much as skinny as I've always been.) I mean, I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 155 pounds, and this is after gaining a tiny amount of weight.
Yeah some bars refuse to mix certain drinks that they know will get people really drunk really fast but they'll still sell you the 2+ shots separately, it seems.Yes, I had this problem ordering a boilermaker at my regular bar once. They were like "we don't do that here" and I was like, but you give out shots of whiskey and beer do you not?
If you're new, you should start a thread in "Hi, I'm New".
Picture and anger
I know, I'm a hideous one.
CardinalFang you seriously look like a good friend of mine. More like him than his brother, even.To the best of my knowledge I don't have any relatives in California. Then again I am remarkably bad about keeping up with non-immediate family members. I'm also bad about keeping up with immediate family members too.
By chance, do you have any relatives in California?
What I'm trying to say is, how the fuck many women did you knock up in your prime?
Another picture from that concert. I played in socks.
I genuinely want to know why people play Parkers.
Apparently I have a real life now?
SWitty, have you always been that creepy or is it like when you go away for a while and then you come back and see someone and it's like "oh whoa, you got fat!" ?
Flying RageWell, you've got the obligatory underwear-on-the-outside down pat... but they're boxers! :o I'm pretty sure there's a superhero law against that somewhere.
Flying Rage
Sleeps with people of any age
Really tall
or really small
he's not at all predictable
Look Out! Here comes the Flying Raaage.
Are you ready for your Viking Orgasms?Do we have to supply the vikings and/or orgasms ourselves?
This is me contemplating whether or not to get drunk. I got drunk. It was fun.
Yeah, either that or the plane ticket and doctor's note as an excuse for missing class.I can write a teacher's note for missing class, plane tickets are harder to get at short notice. :P
Well, a fair few people aren't here just to hit on each other. A compliment is fine, but your execution is something you need to be cautious with.
"Jamie, you're looking great today!" sounds very different to "Jamie, you're hot and the implication of this statement is that I want to put my dick in you". One of them shows a level of restraint and respect. The other is just creepy.
This is probably how I came across in those political debates a week or two back, but it seems that a lot of the new people posting in this thread are unusually hostile...
Edit: Did the new guy just call the 31 year-old site admin immature? I think he did.
I genuinely want to know why people play Parkers.For me it is the combination of piezo's and custom wound dimarzio's, the carbon glass fretboard, the stainless steel frets. Part of it for me is I LIKE the shape. It is unique. I'd go on, but this is the snappy thread not the guitar thread. I'm not sure why you would care what other people play? But whatevoh. :roll:
I voted for Raven, but she's actually my second choice. The goth girl from #655 would hands down (and ass up) be my first choice. She is my dream girl. Please oh please Jeph bring back the goth hottie from #655. Or better yet, find a girl who looks just like her and send her to Hawai'i.
[shirt of cloud with hearts]
I cant find where I put that shirt...
Words and stuff.
Guinness,
beardy picture
Went to a new bar in town. They poured Guinness the correct way. They get a thumbs up and future business.
Well, JMRZ, you are super-hot in a sexy-librarian kinda way.
Ooh, wait, don't tell me, let me guess.....I'm creepy? Really? Do tell?
WTF is up with people calling people creepy whenever they make the slightest appreciative or sexual comment?
Hello photothread, how are you? I see many unfamiliar faces here, I hope you are all behaving yourselves.
Here is a picture of a tired man:
EST PICTURE ABOVE IN THIS THREAD
Well, JMRZ, you are super-hot in a sexy-librarian kinda way.
Ooh, wait, don't tell me, let me guess.....I'm creepy? Really? Do tell?
WTF is up with people calling people creepy whenever they make the slightest appreciative or sexual comment?
A non-threatening appreciative comment would probably not get taken so badly. Things like "Nice hat", "I like your dress", "Great shirt!" and other expanded versions thereof are all fairly non-sexual and a lot less creepy. Sexual comments from someone we don't know from a bar of soap are generally a bad idea. Unless you've been talking to Jamie outside this forum it's the equivalent of walking up to someone on the street and saying "my word, you are looking sexy today!" Some people will appreciate it, others will call you a creep and walk away quickly.
I'M A SVEN
And JMRZ, grow up. Take the damn compliment with a modicum of grace.
BLURGH BLAH HUAGL BLOO
depressed about cookiehttp://cryingwhileeating.com/
If SWitty had any problems with what est said, he would have either said so, or PM'd est to let him know that he didn't appreciate it. As far as we knowhe seemed fine with it; even going so far as making jokes about it.
Compliments are all fine and dandy, but overly sexual ones can cause people to feel uncomfortable. I, for one, have gooten really awkward after someone has said stuff like how sexy I am and how much they like to see my photos, to the degree that I almost wanted to take down all the photos I have put up.
I have to go, but basically, stop being a dick. If you don't like how this thread is dealt with, go back to fantasising about comic characters. I know I won't be mourning your absence.
Heh, now see, Morbid79 "gets" it.
Punk as fuck guys, am i rite?
My eyes are light grey/blue/greenish.Always at the same time? My eyes tend to look blue or grey, depending on the light.
Hey, 1982 just called. You're on the guest list for the the triple-bill Husker Dü/Mission of Burma/Black Flag show at The Rat in Boston...
Nothing more manly than taking pictures with puppies.Good thing I'm not worried about others perceptions of my manliness, whatever that is! :)
Whoah, whoah whoah. Let me be clear: Even though I am a massive dick and/or asshole, and perhaps I harbour such hatred towards you (in the vous/voi/y'all sort of way) that I would laugh when a bus ploughed you into bloody mush, I was not agreeing, nor supporting, that asshat's argument. I was simply making note of the irony of the thread title, content, and problems therein.
Becca!
Good to see you. And if you haven't moved in the last year and a half I might finally send that letter.
(dick fish picture)
(dick fish picture)
It's like the nerdiest gang sign in the world!
I'm waiting for you to whip out a katana or something. Or a Death Note. Is that weird?
It is not creepy when we have shared all that you and I have been through, Brett.
and I mean really if you've never had a 50 year old business man pay you to do lines of coke off his dick at a shitty Seattle nightclub, then can you really say you've lived?
We spent some time in Chicago doing the whole tourist business. Hooray for spring break!
Kieffer has been banned, reason: gay porn.
Kieffer has been made a mod, reason: gay porn.
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CEOVanilla, you have the most distressingly boring pictures! I find myself really hoping that you get to have more fun in life, you just don't have pictures of it.
Today I baked my first ever real proper shortbread! It has me in it. It has my hand. The picture I mean. Not the shortbread. The shortbread is delicious!
Not to insult you or anything, but don't smart people go somewhere WARM for spring break?
I had my hair cut! I love it, I definitely needed a change. I guess this counts as one of those 'post-breakup haircuts' that most girls have?
WOW HAIR
Why would you need somebody to send you shortbread when you live in Scotland?
I guess this counts as one of those 'post-breakup haircuts' that most girls have?ro no shaggy
Not to insult you or anything, but don't smart people go somewhere WARM for spring break?Fuck you man, I once spent spring break in Amsterdam. In fact, wasn't that maiAda's spring break this year?
It has me in it. It has my hand. The picture I mean. Not the shortbread.You shouldn't have clarified, just photoshopped a thumb sticking out of the bread.
Fuck you man, I once spent spring break in Amsterdam. In fact, wasn't that maiAda's spring break this year?
uggs?!?:? :-o :x
Jeph is right, this IS creepy in here *looks over shoulder uneasily*
uggs?!?:? :-o :x
ADDITION: at least they're not tan I suppose, and it's actually cold.
I saw them as Uggs. There were flames and burning and melting in my mind.
New shoes!
chuckz lol
Also don't ever become friends with the shady type who earns alot of money but you can't quite put your finger on how....
uggs?!?:? :-o :x
Wool lining is always stylish, whether it looks good or not.and its warm!
i disagree (http://www.kurtgeigeruggs.com/images/image_home.jpg).
They look like uggs with pictures on them.
and its warm!
(these are also probably the last pictures that will be taken with these 4 year old glasses).
Finally, a camera suitable to photograph Tommy's genitals!I once sent a friend a shopped picture of the new Nikon Electronpix. I wonder if I still have that...
Picture of girl with fuzzy blue coat.
Picture of fishhook embedded in finger.
I dyed my hair black again (these are also probably the last pictures that will be taken with these 4 year old glasses).
(http://i30.tinypic.com/mls8ed.jpg)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/ftim3a.jpg)
And creepy eyes for good measure.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/25gcqrl.png)
Puerto Rico? I was down there in January. Loved it.
Puerto Rico? I was down there in January. Loved it.
i've yet to get this board's sense of humor/sarcasm.
rawr, you look lovely.
Jill, the girl you are pretending to be is really cute. You have good taste in identity theft.
Jimmy John's sub shopTotally off-topic, but Jimmy John's is making me feel old. Whenever I go in there I'm struck by the cynical marketing ploy of playing music from when I was in highschool, and then it occurs to me that the music represents a noticeable generation gap. doh
I eat Subway.
What?
Oh, Roo, you've made me the happiest girl in the world.
I HAVE THE BEST PYJAMAS
a couple guys came over and were awkwardly hitting on us until i mentioned that i had a boyfriend and then they were like "you should tell your boyfriend he is really lucky.
Holy shit, how tall are you?! That bass looks more or less like a Ukulele, size-wise :O
I looked at this picture three times before I realised that you didn't have either an extreme hairstyle or a strange growth on your head.
I am female, in case anyone was confused.Wow, that is some weird conjoined twin actions.
Hooray for artsy photos!
Hooray for artsy photos!
Hooray for artsy photos!That is not artsy, that is very very touristy.
Girls working on cars is, So. Hot.
I know! You should go barefoot and take a photo on Abbey Road. Now that would be artsy.
That is not artsy, that is very very touristy.
Tourism is shit.
Cameras are shit.
Fun is shit.
He considers most things to be shit.
Okay, you caught me. I don't really care if the car's fixed all that much, just who's trying to fix it.
I will buy a '93 Geo Prism for like $1000 just so I can have hott chixx work on it.
I will buy a '93 Geo Prism for like $1000 just so I can have hott chixx work on it.
The ball is in your court sir.
my ballz r in ur moms court lololol
can has vision lulz
I am female, in case anyone was confused.
(http://photos-235.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v191/216/108/33809235/n33809235_32359947_959.jpg)
Hooray for artsy photos!
Did I post this one already?
(a fucking Rickenbacker)
Did I post this one already?
You guys. This baby's not even mine. IT belongs to teh drummer. I'm playing it the last three songs in our set. Because they really should be single coil. And it looks cool.Did I post this one already?
(a fucking Rickenbacker)
Oh my god I was not aware you had a Rick. Light the Parker on fire, you will never need it again, sir.
yay bean!!!
Bean!
James, the only reason I'm jealous of Joe is because he lives so much closer to you than I do.Not close enough.
Guys I bought jeans....I cannot remember the last time I owned jeans. The last few weeks I have had a childish desire to own jeans. And there you go.
Good idea y/n?
I should probably listen to Bauhaus some time.F-ing Last.FM for like two weeks, whenever I put a Artist or tag into it, it stays stuck on the "Peter Murphy Similar Artists." Which was ok for a little while now I am just pissed about it. Their support guys say it is a 'known bug.' Damn it gots a Goth Virus.One of their black finger-nailed dba's done quit and before he did he set all the queries to "DOOM." :-P
THEME:
[picture with a friend's face blacked out]
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4797/picture054bm2.jpg)
Dom, it finally occurred to me to ask how tall you are.
How tall are you?
(http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/gossip/celebrities/0427anton.jpg)
?
I had Shane! It was amazing!
So instead of shamrocks, we'll all wear stuff adored with little Fender Jaguars?
Guiness is trying to make St. Patricks a national holiday.
I bought a sweater today.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2334142410_23e9b9f0bf.jpg?v=1205538310)
Yay vintage clothing stores!
picture
You know you want some squidlicious salt and pepper squid!
*SQUIDLICIOUS
Post-dinner reactions:
Jon: Wicked content
Jon: Wicked content
Wicked, um, self-satisfied, it kinda looks like.
Oh, wow, my hand is totally in my lap...
High fiving deep into the night (and makeouts)
(proof)
-veep
I hung out with Roozi and Tristan [Jimmythesquid and iron_fist]
Roozi had delicious sweet and sour something [apparently]
Photo one
Tristan and roozi got comfy on the grass:
Sexy beast and Jimmy.
You know you want some squidlicious salt and pepper squid!
Delicious squid, you must eat it.
It takes all of my willpower to not steal the bowling shoes every time I bowl.
Anyway, new glasses!
Yours truly, of course! It was interesting realizing that I'm larger than the mat, now. I remember it being so much larger!
So this weekend, I went to a party. This party had twister. Who won?Dear Pen,
Yours truly, of course! It was interesting realizing that I'm larger than the mat, now. I remember it being so much larger!
It's like an Escher painting
I came out of the fridge today.The first thing I thought of when I saw your pic was all the public service announcements when I was little, warning kids not to hide in refrigerators.
P.S; Malorie,
I'd catch your bubonic plague, anytime.
"Rock" Band
Why do climbing pants stop mid-calf? I would think that you'd get your legs scratched up that way...If you're scratching up your legs while climbing, you're doing it wrong. The only contact between you and the rock should be between your hands and feet.
(I obviously don't climb things larger than stairs or logs or small boulders)
Mazlow01, the poor women in the background look bored to tears! How long were your playing that bloody game? I swear, video games at parties are like beer pong- the people actively engaged are having fun and everyone else stands around watching, bored, and waiting for their turn.
And yes i know thats not how you rock. But it those who cant play guitar/drums pretend for little while so its fun. I know cant play drums just because I can on rockband.
Man, Hairy Joe Bob runs with a pretty attractive crowd. Good job!
Man, Hairy Joe Bob runs with a pretty attractive crowd. Good job!
He is the attractive crowd.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/465676697_50cc900e9d.jpg)
Plus I've beend oing it wrong since I joined this forum, and I couldn't be happier :evil:
Hi guys, I'm new and I figured what better way to introduce myself than to post a reply to the camerawhore thread.
I find exposed skin on women quite disgusting.
How has no one poked fun at this?I find exposed skin on women quite disgusting.
herpes isn't really all that bad
I'm still diggin' the hell out of that Parker. If only they made a seven-string :(That's actually been mentioned a lot on the Parker Forum. (Yes I live on news groups).
HEY CABRON
HANDS IN THE AIR
Heels sinking 2 inches into the mulch? Poor ankles/shoes!Not to mention I'd forgotten how much it had rained in the past week and I discovered this little scene:
BEST PLAYGROUND EVER
3 inches of water over playground sand= Not conducive to a photoshoot in heels 8-)
So this is probably my favourite picture of me ever taken:
(CELTIC FUCK YEAH)
Is anyone of you guys familiar with the term: "Thou shalt not maketh pictures of thyself... oh, and that garden gnome, .. and schnaps... oh, and me!"
Guys, he's on the ground!
Germany... or someplace inside that dump.
Hey, some girls don't mind having an ass.
I want to work as a model for American Apparel.
The thing I find odd is that she is fully dressed and yet she has 25$ tucked into her waistband.
She could even be going for a walk in the park.
Wait wait, Tommy doesn't already work for American Apparel as a model? Then what the hell does he do?
NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!
But she's Canadian! And you are British! The store is American Apparel!
NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!
American Apparel would be lucky to have you Julia, by the looks of it ;)
FYP.
Dear QC,
Septum, lip, or nose?
Dear QC,I am going to say lip looks the best, but for practical reasons go with nose.
Septum, lip, or nose?
Exhibit A; Glasses I found behind my drawers after being lost for over a year. They still fit and everything. I am happy.(http://www.temple.edu/philapeople/images/eric.gif)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/blanktom/Picture3.jpg)
Full Pirate Regalia > Eyepatch >everything else
Exhibit A; Glasses I found behind my drawers after being lost for over a year. They still fit and everything. I am happy.*Picture of Eric*
*Picture of me*
Blanktom is secretly Eric from "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!"
EDIT: San Francisco, on the docks, with my dad:
I prefer to think of it as being a manly man.Dude. In all my time on the ’tubes with its many forums and their respective cam whore threads, I had never seen anyone hairier than me. You are. Respect.
No flash photography, please.You have no nose and you must smell?
Stop trying to ruin my fun, Joe Hocking. I do not like it.
Eugene (Ballard) and I were there together! SUCH A FUN TIME.
My friends and I made a pillow pile in the Southeast corner opposite Shoemania.
And one of them was on the big lamp post above the garbage can and fell in, it was quite hilarious.
*Deep dark secret: I play with my swords alone in the backyard because I'm friggin awesome*
Eugene (Ballard) and I were there together! SUCH A FUN TIME.
My friends and I made a pillow pile in the Southeast corner opposite Shoemania.
And one of them was on the big lamp post above the garbage can and fell in, it was quite hilarious.
dems my guns
(etc)
So post away, minus your guns!
Jodie, you look so ridiculously happy in all of those pictures. It's pretty awesome.
Wait...i've heard it's worth the $10 to $15 you spend per visit because "you can get a bloody, rare burger" there with "real cheese" cheese fries. i'd personally rather hit up Paul Palace on 2nd ave. if I need a "real" burger, but i can't really judge until i throw down the $15 myself.
They have a Goodburger in NYC?
Holy crap. I can't believe someone went through all the trouble to make an actual restaurant based on a mediocre sketch from a kids TV show and it's terrible movie spin-off.
...I wanna go.
Wait...
They have a Goodburger in NYC?
Holy crap. I can't believe someone went through all the trouble to make an actual restaurant based on a mediocre sketch from a kids TV show and it's terrible movie spin-off.
...I wanna go.
Oh yeah and I finally uploaded this terrible rendition of The Undertones - Teenage Kicks I did at Karaoke a month ago.. Man so embarrassing! check it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu1oWKK01z4
brad neely tuffff
intimidating face
brad neely tuffff
HOLY FUCK.
Here is a picture from my phone. It is terrible quality and I look very tired.
Here is a picture from my phone. It is terrible quality and I look very tired.
Holy shitdicks you look exactly like somebody I went to school with back in California. In fact I am pretty certain I saw you when I was flipping through my sophomore yearbook yesterday.
Kieffer beat me to the cardigan pic. *sniffle*
Kieffer beat me to the cardigan pic. *sniffle*
So are we, like, doing Vampire Weekend impressions now?
So are we, like, doing Vaselines impressions now?
I'm pretty sure you said that the last time I posted a picture, actually. I have only been in CA once, during a layover. Apparently I have a doppelganger!
Let's not start listing bands who's members dress that way. That could take a while.
Guess what? That's a nose piercing, that's what.
EVIL DUCKY
I worked at Petsmart until they hired an incompetent pet care manager. He directly caused the death of a couple gorgeous plated lizards and a parakeet. The parakeet died over 2 weeks... bleeding out of its amputated leg. I work at the gap now :(
The parakeet died over 2 weeks... bleeding out of its amputated leg.jesus fucking christ
Sweet bird woo
KibBen: is that an acer laptop? i have one like that! except mine has a webcam up on the top! acer buddies, if so!
Patrick: i lol'd hard at that duck. it looks like it wants your blood.
also, in accordance with LESS YAPPY MORE SNAPPY rule, here's me in the hospital!
You should visit my myspace: http://www.myspace.com/princessofblackness
(also your myspace link leads to someone's actual myspace page. lol. lol lol.)
Does anyone else think Jimbunny looks like that guy who you don't know particularly well but you're always very glad when he's at a party because you always hit it off.
Yeah, he's that guy.
You should visit my myspace: http://www.myspace.com/princessofblackness
Parties, as I have experienced them (read: very few of them), generally suck. I end up sitting by myself or standing by the snacks. So, really, I'm one of those guys.
But feel free to stop by my place anytime. We'll have a beer and play Scrabble.
[arm]
Post-dinner reactions:
Myself: Pleased
Jon: Wicked content
Rachel: RIIIIIBS
stay classy, aimless
stay classy
all you bastards will have moved onto a new theme by then.
Mari, did you ever find that scarf you lost?Nope, and it sucks. There are 3 or 4 scarves like mine hanging in windows around the student housing complex now, and last year I was the only one, but now mine is gooone :(
Tomorrow, when I'm not wearing pyjamas.
Maybe.
Except all you bastards will have moved onto a new theme by then.
Meh. Edit, because I'm just feeling crabby.
That is an amazing picture.
Seriously.
my shirt appears to be made of METAL
Like these fancy new shoes. They were only $15 and way awesome. They have sequins on them! And are overly busy and cutesy and I love them. They are just so silly.
Yay! camwhore time
at a thanksgiving potluck
[picture of an elf]
And you look just like a friend of mine.
Imonfire, is that you in both photos? Because they look like completely different people!
PICTURES? WHAT ARE PICTURES?
My leg looks fucking dislocated here. Ow dude.
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From being street to living on the street!
Imonfire, is that you in both photos? Because they look like completely different people!
Look at the eyebrows y0?
And you look far younger in the nose one because you aren't dressed up all fancy-like. Everyone looks older when dressed formally, I've been mistaken for being 24 while wearing a suit, which freaked me right out, because I never thought that I looked very old.
I have a hoodie! I am so street. AND BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WITH MEEEEEHoodie
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/100_1635.jpg
me and my gf
very cute! I like your curly hair.
63 posts in one day?!
! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullet_%28haircut%29)
Thy protip has been heard, oh ancestral one. Maybe I will even truly heed it and shave the "beard", who knows.
In my experience, shaving hideous neckbeard reduces itchiness. My recommendation?
I hear there's been a ruckus on this here internet, bub. Better sort it out before you get on my bad side.
Who do you trust? Not skrull Wolverine. That's who!
Karl, that is an honest beard.
That is an honest beard for honest men.
Shane I want your hat, can i have your hat please?
Harsh!
Awesome.
You wouldn't get it back.
Crips use blue, Bloods use red.
Awwww Kieffer is the prettiest princess.
Also my ass is of Scottish descent and it is fucking hot. I guess it is the Irish blood that fucks you over.
Photo photo photo.
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7717/dsc06203wh4oe0.jpg
Shane, I like how you dress! Also, cute.
I think people should dress like that constantly.
I think people should dress like that constantly.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/Lapuz/me/01042008.jpgYou always look good… but that picture is particularly striking. (It’s the hair.)
Me! I like the green/purple colour combination! and it seems I stand funny.
You will never look this rad.
... would you hit it?
Hmm, apparently you were all hanging out in a blizzard. Please try again!A blizzard! And we were attacked by white tigers and white elephants! I shot back with my painball gun. But of course it was loaded with WHITE OUT.
PM Tommy dude
The following link contains FOOD PORN:
The following link contains FOOD PORN:
http://flickr.com/photos/faylosophy/sets/72157594493300364/
The following link contains FOOD PORN:
http://flickr.com/photos/faylosophy/sets/72157594493300364/
corz asoemtim zou< a dick
uzeah
here be's me's before and hafter fpohtososhop.
lol fuck that guy who said i'm ugly, i'm pretty handsome!
What were you doing that inspired so many people to take pictures?
wait wait, you're saying Photoshop could make it look like my face isn't as smooth and silky soft as that of a baby's backside? That's pretty gosh darn awesome I believe. I could be a man now. A real man.
Patrick you look like some five year old in like the 1940s.
Brodude 1: Dude, bro
[snip]
You are disqualified. Bud Lite, especially from a can, is a sin against man and nature.
Drinking cheap whiskey out of a fondue glass? classy! :laugh:
Dude, bro,
Whatcha reckon, are those shades at all Me? :S
The Dudeson
That 18th b-day pic was terrifying until I realized that the shirt you were holding was causing a severe optical illusion in which it appeared you had an approximately 3" waist.Yeah, me too.
Fuck yeahDrinking cheap whiskey out of a fondue glass? classy! :laugh:Don't you mean fucking classy?
hey more baby pictures hurrrr
Oh ew, not the eye theme again :P Eye close-ups just always seem to look greaseball-shiny/horribly blurry/creepily detached.
That said, you all have lovely green eyes, I always kind of wished mine tended more toward the green end of hazel but alas.
hey more baby pictures hurrrr
Jinjo, I don't know who you are and I doubt you'll ever post again, but I see at least ten reasons in that picture why you need to marry me. Right now.
Jinjo, I don't know who you are and I doubt you'll ever post again, but I see at least ten reasons in that picture why you need to marry me. Right now.
Jinjo, I don't know who you are and I doubt you'll ever post again, but I see at least ten reasons in that picture why you need to marry me. Right now.
I count probably 20 reasons alone on her game shelf.
Well, there's a lot of boxes. Maybe he's just going with odds that there's something awesome there.
pics
My word!
eat her
Oh come on, you can't really tell if there's a hard drive or not on top of it, those boxes could be obscuring it. Maybe.
White disc tray and a memory card's a dead giveaway, Phil. Do not question me in public again.
Oh come on, you can't really tell if there's a hard drive or not on top of it, those boxes could be obscuring it. Maybe.
White disc tray and a memory card's a dead giveaway, Phil. Do not question me in public again.
i am not entirely sure what is going on in this picture
White disc tray and a memory card's a dead giveaway, Phil. Do not question me in public again.
He has every right to question you in public when your logic is fallible.
EDIT: Disregard that, I misremembered what you said. You are completely right and I suck cocks.
stupid crap nobody cares about
Yes, let's end the nerdery to continue to discuss how cute Jinjo is and wonder if she's another fake account because GIRLS DON'T PLAY XBOX.
I posit yes.
Oh ew, not the eye theme again :P Eye close-ups just always seem to look greaseball-shiny/horribly blurry/creepily detached.
That said, you all have lovely green eyes, I always kind of wished mine tended more toward the green end of hazel but alas.
I am adorable.
My favorite bottle!
TASTY-LOOKING NACHOS.
This is my favorite cup.
Jon's post proves one thing:
Red Sox hats, when done right, make even already attractive girls THAT MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE.
Now looking at other people will be a disappointment!
ahem.
part of a fencing uniform
Also, Jon and rachel have adorable matching hats!
(and by "done right", I mean "did you steal that thing from Trot Nixon?".)
This is my new favourite thing. I am inside it.
Smoking ban, Roddy?
HGLHBALABLAHALGA
SOMBRERO
HUAGHLAHUAHALAUBALU...
Great glasses.Tortoise shell Ray Ban Wayfarers with custom transitional lenses. Don't leave home without them.
furry hoods
ORANGE SUIT.
He's an apple?No, he's an appendage of Jason Biggs.
I don't even care who that is, so in my mind that will read Biggs Darklighter.
Was I the only one who saw that picture and thought it was jamie with different glasses?
I suppose that can be translated to: Jinjo if you want to hang around here be prepared to be hurred at by every newbie that joins.
i apologize to anyone who is offended! (but i don't apologize for my sense of humor -- it is tasteless oh well.) if it is a big deal, i will take down the picture. french wax museums are just difficult to resist.
I am apparently, too awesome.
:-o :evil: :-D
HUUUUUUUUGS
any haircut ideas QC forums?!MOHAWK. (and not a fauxhawk).
Dear miss,
Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel it would be in your best interest to take five minutes to breathe between pictures. I just glanced through your post history and in the maybe week you've been here, literally a full third of your posts have been photos. Oversaturization can kill anything.
Sincerely,
The Pocket Jury
she's crying now and its all your fault!!
who else wants to see a picture of chloe crying?? obviously to to make jon feel bad.
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why Kieffer and I are still friends.she's crying now and its all your fault!!
who else wants to see a picture of chloe crying?? obviously to to make jon feel bad.
She's got more mallcore emo scenester junk in her than an entire collection of the used condoms pete wentz uses with underage asian hookers. Clearly she's crying all the time anyway
i'm sick of getting internet marriage proposals
I believe forum alumni KharBevNor has been working on a Lemmy too.
(shaving)
Roddy, I want you <3
Wow. Is it weird that I immediately thought of the Joker? Like, this looks like a promo shot.
I think you shoulda kept the lower left-hand one though.
Went out drinking this past weekend to celebrate Shane's bday.
Dude you guys, I officially found the most perfect skirt ever. Jersey is ridiculously comfortable.
Pyjamas!
TMI
Dude you guys, I officially found the most perfect skirt ever. Jersey is ridiculously comfortable.
[snip]
When you say partner, is that like the politically correct term for the person you're fucking or what?:laugh: Awesome! I wish. He totally would cover my back... probably in fistfights rather than gunfights though. (Note: we met at muay thai/kickboxing, he punched me well before he kissed me and he knows I would kill him if he tried to defend my honour :lol:)
Or does the guy in that picture regularly cover your back in gunfights.
(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5317/dsc03416br4.jpg)Ahh! Soooo cute, love it. :-D
I think the look of silent suffering on my dog's face really brings out the ridiculousness of mine.
Don't quote pictures, please.
sad dog is sad
I think the look of silent suffering on my dog's face really brings out the ridiculousness of mine.
I'm not allowed to quote one picture, that's not showing on the page I'm posting on? Seems overly harsh to me, but I'll go with it
I'm not allowed to quote one picture, that's not showing on the page I'm posting on? Seems overly harsh to me, but I'll go with it
Man, it sure is a page back isn't it? Carry on, then.
Speaking of looking like a dictator, and in the spirit of looking ridiculous, I has a new hat and a fucking stupid look on my face!
*CLICK*
Patrick, my boy... what type of hat is that?
also i know this is a page late but patrick shave! i will give you exactly seven high-fives if you shave.
It wouldn't look so lame if I would just hit puberty already.
Lothario
i'm sick of getting internet marriage proposalsI am likely going to be in line at the Magistrates tomorrow. Scrounging for witnesses now.
How do you know he's not on a hovercraft?
God damn, I just remembered where I think I might possibly have seen you before, ledhendrix - you wouldn't happen to go by the moniker slash101 on hlfallout.net would you?
Where is my incontinence medication? My social security check hasn't come in yet and I can't afford any Depends.
i'm sick of getting internet marriage proposalsI am likely going to be in line at the Magistrates tomorrow. Scrounging for witnesses now.
...but Patrick might send some albanian explosions my way for more recycled photos.
Cory are you getting fat
I maintain a strict no fatties rule.
HEY DADDY-O
I DON'T WANNA GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
ass-noob
Jon, are you next to the girl who looks like she has a black eye?
This just in: New forumite makes an innocuous faux pas, Kieffer acts like a fucking cunt yet again.
Kieffer, you're going to have to deal with the fact that your personality is lacking and maybe stop being such a piece of shit. Just a thought.
This just in: Kieffer acts like a fucking cunt yet again.
This just in: Kieffer acts like a fucking cunt yet again, is banned.
It was Waffle Wednesday last Wednesday.
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Married man is married.
(pic)
Married man is married.
(pic)
Bluegrass instruments tie,
One of my coworkers did not come in on Friday.
http://star.walagata.com/w/fortebass/Elioffice.jpg
So, I committed shenanigans.
Married man is married.
[img width= height= alt=4/25/08, Outside the Magistrate's Office, Mecklenburg County Courthouse, Charlotte NC 28202 US of A." title="4/25/08, Outside the Magistrate's Office, Mecklenburg County Courthouse, Charlotte NC 28202 US of A.]http://lh4.ggpht.com/illicitizen/SBJar6TyIzI/AAAAAAAABZ8/VYBVdEanx-U/s400/IMG_1101.JPG[/img] (http://picasaweb.google.com/illicitizen/OurWedding/photo#5193313030744711986)
Hoshits a narc.
Cheese it, fellas!
haha I am and you are all under arrest. I'm going to have to confiscate your stash. For analysis.Married man is married.
-IMG_
Hoshits a narc.
Cheese it, fellas!
So yesterday I brought I new top.
congratulations blanktom you look like the guy from pushing daisies.
Paging Shane's glasses to this thread, Shane's glasses to this thread!
You are clearly wearing shoes, you dick.
*re-used picture*
erm, is that a yay?
That makes me laugh, yet I know not why.
You are back!In actuality, I am just visiting for a bit before life gets in the way again -sigh-
I got a new hat!
REAL LIFE MARIO KART
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/redglasscurls/Narcissism/fighthere.jpg?t=1209741147)
Bitch I will fight you. Right here in this hallway. Don't think I won't.
And now we know where 2/3 of your user name comes from.
Is that something on your hoodie, or did you put a little flag on top of the tower?
(In case you couldn't tell, I went to the Georgia Renfest with my sister on Saturday.)
...here is the glass. Even if you didn't want to know?
And now we know where 2/3 of your user name comes from.
We probably don't want to know about the glass.
My roommate is always stickin' it to the man. She one of those people who goes to class drunk and brings illegal alcohol into our room. Which is kinda nice since I'm not quite 21 yet. But hey it's Louisiana, I can walk down the street to the pub and not get carded. I just don't think this state really cares.
Hehe. The guys next door to me while I was at Virginia Tech (3 years ago) did a Car Bomb in the middle of Chem lecture on St. Patty's Day. THAT'S sticking it to the man.
he just got intolerably arrogant and pretentious and one day called me a fascist hippy.
The reason he is an ex-friend is because he just got intolerably arrogant and pretentious and one day called me a fascist hippy.
Hehe. The guys next door to me while I was at Virginia Tech (3 years ago) did a Car Bomb in the middle of Chem lecture on St. Patty's Day. THAT'S sticking it to the man.
Anyway, here is my faceHOLY SHIT, dude, muffy is back! This makes me happy! I can honestly say that I think muffy is my favourite female QC poster of all times.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/Sewing%20Projects/RenFest%2007/DSCF0014-1.jpg (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/Sewing%20Projects/RenFest%2007/DSCF0014-1.jpg)I am so tempted to photoshop this into something terrible.
My roommate is always stickin' it to the man. She one of those people who goes to class drunk and brings illegal alcohol into our room. Which is kinda nice since I'm not quite 21 yet. But hey it's Louisiana, I can walk down the street to the pub and not get carded. I just don't think this state really cares.
yay louisiana! i live in louisiana too!
where do you go to school?
i used to go to ULM.
I can't think of anything you could wear that would make you look gayer.
I go to ULL. It's such a party school.
Psst Jimmy's mum has scary-big boobs
Pat, you know I generally dislike Strats but damn man, it's a '73.. that guitar sounds like heaven.
Wow. I didn't think that would make me feel as awkward as it does. I'm not mad or offended or anything, just weirded out. Also that's my step-mum, I just refer to her and my dad as "parents" because they are better at it than my actual mum (she is on the previous page (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11112004) I think) and because I like them more.
my friend's girlfriend was visiting this weekend. she (http://www.flickr.com/photos/past_the_aperture/) likes to take pictures!
Picture Here!
Well, I'm no Sam.
WHERE IS MY HOVERBOARD
Here's one of me for good measure:You look like you're poking her tongue.
(Picture)
(I'm on the right, of course.)
Well, I'm no Sam.
guys if it makes you feel better i shaved today
But you are and always will be a sexy beast, Dovey.
NO COMPLIMENTS FOR YOU JOHNNY NYERGHHH
EVERYTHIIIING
it's not like it matters, it will be back in 2-4 weeks. i shave when it gets too long. also i feel bad about making my gf deal with all that scratchy.
i feel bad about making my gf deal with all that scratchy.
my gf
gf
Jimmy, the building you are standing in front of when it's just you looks exactly how I imagine the school that Anne of Green Gables went to. Are you secretly a little girl with ginger hair?
Super cute Liz! That is an excellent look for you:)
used to be a detention centre for deranged children ... the doorknobs are conveniently located significantly lower than one would expect
I got a haircut, stand by for pictures to come of lunchtime barbecue, a beach my lack of hair, sunshine and jumping.
Skibas LOVE, awesome lady! :-)Anyway, here is my faceHOLY SHIT, dude, muffy is back! This makes me happy! I can honestly say that I think muffy is my favourite female QC poster of all times.
Joe Hocking I think I have the same printer as you
Joe Hocking I think I have the same printer as you
OMG HIGH FIVE (http://deadspin.com/sports/golf/tiger-woods-mr-cool-138987.php)
ITT: It is definitively proven that Patrick is wrong about everything.Patrick the only path is to have that tat on your nutzack.
I definitely just posted this in the tattoo thread, but I like this picture, and this page is way too full of yappy.is the line part a little long or is it the angle?
ITT: It is definitively proven that Patrick is wrong about everything.Patrick the only path is to have that tat on your nutzack.
I has a new scarf/belt from my sister.
[pic]sequins![/pic]
Drill King you should definitely get that tattoo. If you don't, I'll steal it.
I am a terrible poster.
I am a giant douchenozzle.
I am a terrible poster.
ZOMBIES!
And where the fuck is Jon and his anti-Zombie plan now? running as far away as he can, pansy.
That's not a metric date - the standard European (ISO) form is 2008-05-12.
Paul
I hate to tell you this, but not only is this netting and not silk or some super-swank fabric or some sort of protective fabric, it is also far too narrow and also full of holes to be a scarf. This looks like one of those silly things that people wear as "fashion scarves" when it is like summer outside that don't actually serve any purpose but to be instrumental in strangulation. Scarves are supposed to keep you warm or protect your hair or cover your head for religious purposes or whatever. I am pretty sure yours does none of that.
That's not a metric date - the standard European (ISO) form is 2008-05-12.
Paul
Pic
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/97-scarves/
MONKEYBAR BUNKBED
Jodie has got mad....looking.....good skillz.Oh smooth.
God knows. Patrick feels the need to facepalm quite often so it might have been a general effort.
Well GOSH, nearly everyone with arms has arm muscles! I think your arms are just nice and lean.
Also, how old is that Penny Arcade shirt? Because my good friend John A came out with one recently that originally featured that same design, before he changed the writing to "Hello" instead. WHO IS RIPPING OFF WHO?
V-chubbed. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Then censored it with a zigzagoon.
I have that lamp!
Here's a picture of me approving the beer.
[img]urlhere[/img](baby)
Me and my son
[baby]
"Don't make fun of Patrick for his appearance Darryl, where's the challenge in that?"
was supposed to go here...
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wow, I feel so.. fashionist? In the first picture he's sexy, then he loses points in the second picture.
-shame--
thehollow, I like your beer.
Yeah I think we've played our last show at teh SK Net. The owner cancelled our last show, and the preceding night's show (w/o telling them). But he did get ridiculous monies for the hall rental. So I can't really blame him. But now the booking guy is likely through there. Looking for alternatives. /bitchin'
Dude, I know that place. The SKnet Cafe? That's right by this big ass hospital I kept having to turn around in because I'm shitty with directions in Charlotte. My ex girlfriend used to live there in Charlotte. I hated that city.
...
(http://smoking)
No smoking in the god damned house.
...
(http://fingering)
Yeah, I was a little pissed that night.
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/21372247@N06/2494208984)
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3284/2494208984_2fd073887d.jpg[/img](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3284/2494208984_2fd073887d.jpg)Those Animal Planet ads are the cutest, especially the lemur.
I'm really sad that I didn't get to hang out with you while you were here, Linds. Come back soon!
Dude, double posting alone is a faux-pax here. Triple posting is even worse!
Tsk tsk naughty naughty. Please try again!
(a Les Paul leaning up against an amp)
Yeah, I was a little pissed that night.
Yikes, Drill King,Now THERE is a compliment, sheesh, thank you.
that picture reminds me somewhat of the famous National Geographic Afghani girl picture
-Oops, quoted the picture--
Fine fine. Attempt number 2 to be hot on the Internet.
Also, Linds, you all look related, I'm not sure if it's that picture but what?
Insert me telling James to suck it, because skinny or tapered jeans of any kind are awesome.
she would beat me up and take my lunch money if we went to the same university
Fine fine. Attempt number 2 to be hot on the Internet.
I'd tap that.
she would beat me up and take my lunch money if we went to the same university
i think you have julia confused with me.
ORRRRRRYou're lucky I like sleaze, babycakes, or I'd kick your ass for calling me that, heh.
I could just not hit reply until I read the rest of the posts on the page and see her pictures!
You would be more than welcome to tap this, sugartits.
sugartits.
You always look so happy/surprised to see the camera Liz, it's great.
Oh good gravy you alll are still bone-able.
I ran out of time before I ran out beer
In hopes that this doesn't sound creepy coming from me..
Julia,
I have lurked. Kinda. Eh.
I'm a sociopath (http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=44)
We can never be friends
I have lurked. Kinda. Eh.
I'm not really one of those rule-following types. Fuck it.
Besides, I'm creepy by nature. That's part of my appeal, baby. I'm creepy, overly flirty/dirty type that'll flirt with your fossil of a grandmother and call her sexy to make her blush.
we are pretty nice about the rules here, but they are there for a reason (don't ask me which)
Then I party!
Rockstar.
Ugh. I can't stand energy drinks, and those are of the worst offenders. I do like the picture though. Reminds me of Oddworld in a roundabout sort of way.
Rockstar.
Ugh. I can't stand energy drinks, and those are of the worst offenders. I do like the picture though. Reminds me of Oddworld in a roundabout sort of way.
I have lurked. Kinda. Eh.Guys, seriously, I dated Kieffer for like two years, you think I'm really gonna get offended by what anyone says anymore?
I'm not really one of those rule-following types. Fuck it.
Besides, I'm creepy by nature. That's part of my appeal, baby. I'm creepy, overly flirty/dirty type that'll flirt with your fossil of a grandmother and call her sexy to make her blush.
I am proud of this picture.
[Wendy's]
My god. That's remarkable.
Does it cut off your airway?
Ifeltam pretty hot!
I am basically the reason Australia is allowed to do whatever it wants, because I am the hottest girl ever and it's not fair to America that Australia has me.
I wore makeup!! And I felt hot!
You could try it though-if you can reach your uvula with the tip of your tongue it's easy- just aim up from there.
Boil it mash it, stick it in a stew?
I feel awful.
I just downloaded photoshop.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/jimmy5times/Noface.jpg)
I may have gone a little overboard with that heal (http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=151) tool.
I think both look cute, Gemmy!I am guessing it had more to do with not falling over, but I like yours better.
Morc, what's happening is a girl is letting you touch her near the butt. I bet she likes you!
Drill King's series has me wondering what the deal is with the instinct to grab the hat when taking a picture of yourself in one. To emphasize its importance in the photo? To make it look like there are hurricane-force gales in your bedroom trying to blow away your chapeau?
Dear Drill King,
I'm glad we live in the same province, that way I can track you down with less effort and ogle you awkwardly from my car, M&M's melting in my palm.
Love, Jakob
....young man, are you wearing eyeliner?
Dear Drill King,
I'm glad we live in the same province, that way I can track you down with less effort and ogle you awkwardly from my car, M&M's melting in my palm.
Love, Jakob
Here is me, exam-burnt-out. Auuugh I need to study still.
ROBE AND THONGS
And muffy makes two hot zombie chicks in this thread.
Paly, flabby skin and black?
\m/
Neither of you have got shit on me. I mean, seriously. I have RGB values 255/255/255. People get sunburnt by my reflection.
i am so glad you are keeping that moustache
Honestly, '08 is going to be the Year Of The Moustache.Knee-Deep is too deep.
Come November we'll be laughing about this. Well, you'll be laughing about it. I'll be knee-deep in trim.
and everyone got medals even though it wasn't a competition.
The internet wants you to take the boxers off.
100 nice teeth
I have three bottles of human urine.
Hey, it doesn't taste like urine. Anymore.I have three bottles of human urine.
Climb to the top and throw pine cones at passers by as they struggle to figure out what is happening.
Build a hammock ten feet up.
I mean, what would YOU do in a giant tree?
[img]http://Manda on a tree[ /img]
giant tree
giant treegianter tree
my goodness, joe. your tree totally beats manda's. (sorry, manda. i really do think that tree by cole is kinda disappointing.
CanuckistanianPederastMustache
Oh Please. If the account was CanuckistanianPederastMustache, I'd have made the same joke aimed at someone else. I'm an equal opportunity offender.
YOU AS OTHER FORUMERS THEME
Jon I'm not nearly suave enough to be Darryl
Did this suddenly become a thread about album covers or something?
If you can't guess who, you are silly.
I'm of the opinion that if people swung more, the world would be a better place.
still alive
They also had this Bape DC comics hoodie (http://"http://hauteconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bape-fall-winter-07-catalog-1.jpg"), which I would've bought as well, except it was a really manky shade of orange/red (like sherbet colour) instead of the white in that picture.
It's been over for a few months now, which means it's just starting to catch on outside of major coastal (U.S.) cities.They also had this Bape DC comics hoodie (http://"http://hauteconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bape-fall-winter-07-catalog-1.jpg"), which I would've bought as well, except it was a really manky shade of orange/red (like sherbet colour) instead of the white in that picture.
Bape's apparel is pretty okay, but it is definitely overpriced and kind of tacky unless you have a very particular style. They also make some of the worst sneakers. I think the all over print hoodie fad is over, btw.
What does it matter if the "fad" is over or not? It's going strong here (unfortunately), but maybe Dovey just liked the jumper? Why should he not buy something he likes just because it is an all over print hoodie?Not suggesting he shouldn't.
Thank you for your opinion on fashion trends in Australia, Kieffer.I don't think that's Kieffer because we all know that anyone who likes kicks agrees that Bape shoes are fucking DOPE.
Maryland summer weather is insane. Moments after I took this picture, the sky went from clear to black and we got tornadoes touching down all around.
[rad skirt]
My year master made me shave at school.
Maryland summer weather is insane. Moments after I took this picture, the sky went from clear to black and we got tornadoes touching down all around.
[rad skirt]
Agreed. I was driving home from OC the other day (I was pretty much forced into driving my little brother and his friends down for Senior Week. But I got 70$ out of it, so I'm not too mad about it), and at one point I couldn't see more than 50 feet in front of me (at 4 PM!) because of the rain and the mist from it evaporating off the road.
I shaved.
I shaved.
Maryland summer weather is insane. Moments after I took this picture, the sky went from clear to black and we got tornadoes touching down all around.
Jimmy you live in Australia. Why do you have that jacket?
It's a scary feeling, isn't it?Even scarier is that I don't have a place to live lined up for next year! :-o
In the last month I have endured a road-trip taking in the whole of the UK from Aberdeen to Brighton YADDA YADDA YADDA PICTURE!
Am I the only one who thinks tommy looked better when he wasn't manorexic?
And I know plenty of people thinner than me.
Anyway, here is a picture of me that I did not take! I really like it for some reason! (Even though I had not done my hair.)
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dude, eat a fucking cheeseburger
Anyway, here is a picture of me that I did not take! I really like it for some reason! (Even though I had not done my hair.)
[pic]
Can someone else confirm for me that this picture is hilarious?
Sweet-ass dress
Sweet ass-dress
:-D
dude, eat a fucking cheeseburger
not to derail the picture thread but come on, saying things like this to someone you don't even know is kind of a jerk thing to do. some people are just naturally skinny.
Sweet-ass dress and nowhere to go in it:P
Red, you laid on the carpet in that dress? Sacrilege!
Red, you laid on the carpet in that dress? Sacrilege!
It's not that sacrilegious, it's an AA sundress and somehow dog hair resistant.
the drought has ended!!
Anyway, here is a picture of me that I did not take! I really like it for some reason! (Even though I had not done my hair.)Is it because you look bigger than your man?
Why hello there sir, would you like me to file something for you?You always look like you know something we don't know in your photos.
Job interview time in 15 minutes! Eep!
Awesome hair
PUNK ROCK
Oman, my friend gave me a faux hawk.
Eugene, I'm glad you have dark hair now.
I draw on mah body
Hands up who wants to see the worst picture of me ever. Where I manage to look shineyt and retarded? Unfortunately, it happens to be on an important document I may need in the future.
[snip]
(Hey guys, first step in facing my fear of driving...get learners. Check)
Helps that Rosie (bain) and Manda are sisters.
I like the dress, but when I first glanced at the picture you looked like Emma Watson and I had to double-take.Man, ew. I never get that in real life, but people always do online.
Jmrz new boy,
I stubbed my toe just a few minutes ago, guys.
Just uploading the pictures now.
Also, Thaes. I would like to cordially thank you for shaving and (Apparently) getting rid of the mullet.
i guess i'm too hot for a beard now.
Speaking of haircuts, I got mine cut today. The hairdresser made it solid with product and put it into some kind of faux hawk thing? wut? I dont even know. Bleaching and redding tomorrow, because I suddenly feel very close to my natural colour. eep.But that's such a good color!
But that's such a good color!
Finally, after waiting for weeks, I was able to get my hands on some photos from my graduation. (Of which this one, believe it or not, is of the best quality).
but guys, its just dark brown! The nice purpley bits at the ends are the remnents of my old colour. I have always thought lighter hair looks betteron me!
I'm bored, so here's a picture of my roomate and I painting our house mecha-shiva style:
I love the curl bar on the ground, in front of Hannah
I thought I looked kind of rediculous!
....didn't I look entirely rediculous? I certainly felt entirely rediculous.
[This is my punishin' face]
I done gots me a new pair of shades..
Why, hello Dan. You're looking mighty makey-outy.
Happy Birthday! Nice Octopus! Shapely Calf!
Lummer's Picture With the Shades,
I wasn't aware that girls needed to be assembled.
BRIDE AND GROOM LIE HIDDEN FOR THREE DAYS
She gives him his eyes, she found them
Among some rubble, among some beetles
He gives her her skin
He just seemed to pull it down out of the air and lay it over her
She weeps with fearfulness and astonishment
She has found his hands for him, and fitted them freshly at the wrists
They are amazed at themselves, they go feeling all over her
He has assembled her spine, he cleaned each piece carefully
And sets them in perfect order
A superhuman puzzle but he is inspired
She leans back twisting this way and that, using it and laughing, incredulous
Now she has brought his feet, she is connecting them
So that his whole body lights up
And he has fashioned her new hips
With all fittings complete and with newly wound coils, all shiningly oiled
He is polishing every part, he himself can hardly believe it
They keep taking each other to the sun, they find they can easily
To test each new thing at each new step
And now she smooths over him the plates of his skull
So that the joints are invisible
And now he connects her throat, her breasts and the pit of her stomach
With a single wire
She gives him his teeth, tying their roots to the centrepin of his body
He sets the little circlets on her fingertips
She stitches his body here and there with steely purple silk
He oils the delicate cogs of her mouth
She inlays with deep-cut scrolls the nape of his neck
He sinks into place the inside of her thighs
So, gasping with joy, with cries of wonderment
Like two gods of mud
Sprawling in the dirt, but with infinite care
They bring each other to perfection.