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Title: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Indifferent Clox on 01 Feb 2008, 21:35
Problem is it is Jamaican money and is equal to about 45 cents.


Anyway, Going to Jamaica next month for this mission trip help me come up with ways of smoking pot without getting caught.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Joseph on 01 Feb 2008, 22:20
Febreze
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Indifferent Clox on 01 Feb 2008, 22:54
Good start. Classy. But wrong. Let's try again. This must involve clever word play, stealth ninja skills, all while being stoned on Jamaican herb.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Cam on 01 Feb 2008, 23:41
Have sex with a thirteen year old boy while you smoke out.  If you get caught, they won't even notice you throwing away the roach as long as you keep banging away at the kid.  Bonus points for wearing a priest outfit or clown suit. 
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Hat on 02 Feb 2008, 00:20
clever word play, stealth ninja skills, all while being stoned on Jamaican herb.

I am not certain we are talking about the same Jamaican herb here
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: BobJoeJim on 02 Feb 2008, 00:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmNuHQzlYg
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: tommydski on 02 Feb 2008, 03:14
Why not use this opportunity to quit?

You're not a teenager any more. Time to move forward maybe?
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Indifferent Clox on 02 Feb 2008, 04:23
Yeah, I'm gonna go to Jamaica and not smoke weed. Dude. I haven't smoked in two months, but if I go to Jamaica I def. want to smoke.

Thanks for your help though, I don't intend on becoming Pete Doherty. I only occasionally use drugs. I usually use Idosers.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: valley_parade on 02 Feb 2008, 06:34
Jen came back from Jamaica last month, maybe she could help you out.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: valley_parade on 02 Feb 2008, 07:10
*facedesk*

Thanks, Sam. (sorry girls)
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Lines on 02 Feb 2008, 09:23
For some reason the combination of a mission trip and smoking weed just doesn't make sense to me.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: valley_parade on 02 Feb 2008, 09:32
The foreign exhange kid got deported for doing exactly that, freshman year of high school.

We were glad. We played Counter-Strike after school a lot and he was WAY TOO GOOD.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Feb 2008, 09:35
For some reason the combination of a mission trip and smoking weed just doesn't make sense to me.
Why not? Jesus was a hippy.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: valley_parade on 02 Feb 2008, 09:39
Quote from: Fat Mike
Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippy
He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice T
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Feb 2008, 09:40
Of course he wasn't white, he was middle eastern. Why the hell do people keep saying he was black?
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: valley_parade on 02 Feb 2008, 09:41
It's just a fucking NOFX song, man.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Feb 2008, 09:42
Then why did it say fat mike?
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: valley_parade on 02 Feb 2008, 09:44
(http://kaledoperwt.punt.nl/upload/FatMike.jpg)?
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Feb 2008, 09:46
Oh. I have no idea who NOFX are, actually. I really shouldn't post in this state.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: tommydski on 02 Feb 2008, 10:25
Took the words out of my mouth.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Indifferent Clox on 02 Feb 2008, 11:39
I am a) not really a Christian I'm going for the medical and relief aspect
b) don't think the bible ever condemns* the use of marijuana and have had firm convictions on this since I actually was in preaching school and shit.

Tottally different place now, don't really want to get into religion.



*Lol brain fart.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Hat on 02 Feb 2008, 12:44
I am invoking the Montoya Principle here on the word "condones'

(http://aplaplaclizame.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/inigo.jpg)

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Either that or maybe you could express yourself a great deal more clearly!
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Indifferent Clox on 02 Feb 2008, 12:48
LOL love Princess Bride

Yeah, fixed lol.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Lines on 02 Feb 2008, 13:35
Why not? Jesus was a hippy.

I didn't say anything about religious reasons for going, just that going to another country to help people and then getting high don't make sense. I didn't say it as a "tsk tsk, for shame" it's just a "huh?" Maybe it's because I don't do drugs, but still.

I do know some people who went to Jamaica on missions trips, and they enjoyed it immensely, but they don't smoke pot, so I don't know how to go about doing that.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Oli on 02 Feb 2008, 16:10
Try to smuggle some back into America.

When you get caught and sent to prison we promise we will write.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Oli on 02 Feb 2008, 16:10
(we won't write)
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: michaelicious on 02 Feb 2008, 16:51
Thanks for your help though, I don't intend on becoming Pete Doherty. I only occasionally use drugs. I usually use Idosers.

If you look past the drug stuff, Pete Doherty is actually kind of a nice guy. He rescued a three-legged hedgehog and named it Mrs Tiggywinkle! As far as I am concerned, he can make as much terrible music and inject as much heroin into unconscious girls as he wants now.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: E. Spaceman on 02 Feb 2008, 20:51
he also makes his cat smoke crack though.
What the fuck is wrong witrh pete doherty
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Feb 2008, 21:19
Why not? Jesus was a hippy.

I didn't say anything about religious reasons for going, just that going to another country to help people and then getting high don't make sense. I didn't say it as a "tsk tsk, for shame" it's just a "huh?" Maybe it's because I don't do drugs, but still.

I do know some people who went to Jamaica on missions trips, and they enjoyed it immensely, but they don't smoke pot, so I don't know how to go about doing that.
oh... right. I just assumed it was a religious thing, someone from my church just got back from Jamaica.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Liz on 02 Feb 2008, 21:22
It makes me sad that a thread like this even exists.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: ruyi on 02 Feb 2008, 22:14
you were in seminary school?
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: mberan42 on 02 Feb 2008, 22:23
It makes me sad that a thread like this even exists.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Feb 2008, 22:43
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7045/dohhohoso7.jpg)
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Indifferent Clox on 02 Feb 2008, 22:50
you were in seminary school?

I went to Heritage Christian University FKA International Bible College

It's a preaching School for Church Of Christ preachers. This was 3 years ago.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: CmonMiracle on 03 Feb 2008, 09:14
Jen came back from Jamaica last month, maybe she could help you out.

WHAT DID THIS SAY BEFORE.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Indifferent Clox on 03 Feb 2008, 09:16
I do believe there was no comma prior to the editing.

Simple typo is all, no need for caps.

You want some weed? Weed always makes me type in lower case.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Feb 2008, 09:17
Jen came back from Jamaica last month, which is a shame cause she's SUCH A BITCH.
Title: Re: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)
Post by: est on 03 Feb 2008, 15:02
Why do people even respond to posts like this?

Indifferent Clox has been banned for being an obvious troll.

I mean, seriously.